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She Inspires Us All

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TBR Sunday Read

Dec 22, 2024
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Who would have guessed that Kimberly would be such a muse? (Andrew Harnik/Getty Images)

When I published last week’s Sunday Read, The Love Poems of Kimberly Guilfoyle, I was totally unprepared for what came next: TBR readers responding with an avalanche of Kimberly-themed haikus of their own!

These haikus are too wonderful not to share with you. And thanks to all of the creative readers who contributed them!

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