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Carol Quantock's avatar

Laura Loomer should be named envoy to these islands.

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L B Rose's avatar

I'm not sure that she is smart enough to communicate with the natives there.

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Corlis Robe's avatar

But the *natives* are smart enough to flipper her into oblivion, perhaps?

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L B Rose's avatar

And yes, they and she all have bird brains.

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Amanda Bowman's avatar

A girl can dream.

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D ODonnell's avatar

Ouch

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Hilarious.

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D ODonnell's avatar

!!!

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Susan Stone's avatar

PLEASE, PLEASE don't do that to the penguins. They don't deserve it. The only positive I see in your suggestion is that she would be breathing in the scent of tons of penguin poop. I doubt that she would last very long from that, plus I'm sure the penguins would avoid her like the plague she is.

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David's avatar

Permanent envoy!

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Gordon Shumway's avatar

as well as to the 9th circle of Hell

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Jo Burns's avatar

My precisely thought! Sadly, we'd have to apologize to the penguins.

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Stan Duffner's avatar

She would wonder why everybody was so short and dressed up. She left her formal wear at home

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Bob Graham's avatar

Sorry, my understanding is that Laura Loomer is busy providing special services to King Donald to soothe his feelings concerning Melania’s distancing from King D. And she did say she thought that those islands were for the birds 🐦.

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