Tom Homan Demands ICE Agents Return Their Signing Bonuses to Him in Paper Bag
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—As part of the DHS drawdown from Minneapolis, on Thursday Tom Homan ordered all 700 ICE agents leaving the city to return their signing bonuses to him in a paper bag.
In a memo sent to all departing officers, the border czar instructed them to place $50,000 into a paper bag from the restaurant cha…