Trump Boasts About Crowd Size at His Medical Appointments

Andy Borowitz

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Happy Monday, TBRers!

Happy Monday Andy ! 😂😂Trump is a hospital in himself ! No need for our med students to do rounds! They can just walk around him and get their diplomas! I hope you laugh at your own brilliant humor ! 😉It’s the best medicine for me ! 😂💕

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Laughing at your own jokes is the best. It's like finding a gold nugget in the creases of your own life. Assuming this means you do. :)

I always say after a joke doesn't go over as well as I hoped, "At least I am amusing myself."

I think that makes you both funny and wise ! 😉💕

TY Pradnya, I try, I would be happy. if I was remembered that way, maybe throw in kind, but my Bostonian sarcasm sometimes get's in the way, especially these days.

“Trump is a hospital in himself…”

Trump is a Petri dish in himself…

As the daughter of a pathologist, I find your comment especially funny and apt !😂

And happy Monday to you! Personally, I think so many doctors showed up because there was a HUGE PRIZE offered for the first one of them to find his heart, and an EVEN BIGGER payoff for finding his brain.

I heard many were there too for the collection of bile.

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Finding a heart is an impossible task.

Well, and then there are the balls....

I wonder who the unlucky sod among them was the one who had to give him his rectal exam?

With Trump it is hard to tell the difference between his oral exam or his rectal exam.

I think many showed up to do the DRE

I hope it's a seasoned proctologist who resembles Leslie Jones in appearance & demeanor, a no-nonsense bully--someone who rides her motorcycle in San Francisco's Dykes on Bikes Pride Parade.

I was thinking more like 'Edward Scissorhands'.

How do you get the gloves on? <smirk>

I kinda hope it's Wolverine!

Following his creed: "It takes one to know one", Stephen Miller was all hands on the poop deck.

What is really keeping this man alive?

Vindictiveness

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Apparently Diet Coke and McDonald’s hamberders.

And flattery !

Ivermectin?

Andy, please let me know if Trump is going to a specific hospital in critical condition. I'm sure I can contact several organizations to gather around the hospital and sign and chant to wish him a good future 8647, 8647... I'm sure he'll be pleased....

> Happy Monday — it is now! 🤣

6 months from now at his next checkup, hoping there will be a 23rd specialist-coroner!

cause celebre. just like in august 1945, worldwide confetti.

I look forward to that event. So do many others.

Hopefully

How many Psychaitrists were there.

Not enough (or not enough honest or knowledgeable ones!)

Too many to count, certainly, and most likely waiting for the team from Vienna to arrive.

That was the reason for the crowd

They don't need to be. They have already turned in their diagnosis to Congress. On April 30th the who, who of Chief Psychiatrists and Neurologists letter to Congress was entered into the Congressional Record, stating the President is unfit and too unfit for Office! Sorry! Not Funny😨!

Four zingers all tied together in one short post. Wow

“It’s being reported when the doctor did a digital exam of his prostate Prezident Cracypants asked him to use two fingers because he wanted a second opinion “…

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Good one 😂🙄

Prezident Crappypants??

Oh, that one made me chuckle out loud, thank you for a Monday morning laugh!

All those doctors and they still can't tell us what's wrong with him.

Let's face it, WE don't need a doctor to tell us what's wrong with him.

Oh, they know what's wrong with him, they just can't SAY it.

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Can't or won't??

I vote for "won't".

Gee, you make him sound pathetic

Requires little effort!

Spot on, Andy! What a great TBR to wake up to 🤣🤣 As for the Great American State Fair: did ANYONE attend? There’s been so little written about it in the mainstream media and I’m guessing that says it all.

I saw a video of the fair grounds and a few people wandering around. As nearly as I could tell, there was nothing of any sort going on. Just sad. Pathetic. I feel for the people who made a special trip!

Kind of.

I read (sorry, I can't recall where or I'd cite it) that they had terrible problems with electricity, and all their ice cream melted! A very low turnout, really a fiasco all around.

Par for the course with a trump project! I wonder if the roof will collapse when he opens his ballroom. Just think, his cabinet, leaders of the House & Senate his "tech-bro" friends, titans of industry, fossil fuel executives all under one roof. If it collapses & crushes everyone that would be a coup de-roof!

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