Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “maybe the greatest honor in the world, quite frankly,” Donald J. Trump said on Wednesday that the International Criminal Court in The Hague has invited him to receive an award.
“They said it was in response to things I’ve done as president,” Trump told reporters. “It will probab…