I googled the number, curious to see if it's the "real," sort-of private number to the Secretary or a number for the public to leave messages. It's the latter, but the fun thing is that google's first offering names Donna Shalala.
Perhaps, Judith, you'll share what you said? Or let us know if you receive any sort of response?
I don't think I got the number from Google. IThere was no mention of Shalala. In fact, the number I initially got (I forget how) was wrong, and a message told me to call the 202-690-7000 one instead. I left a phone message about RFK Jr's incompetence and insanity and the fact that he's leaving us all at risk. Short and sweet.
I don't expect any answer - didn't leave a callback - but I intend to keep using that number and clogging up their inbox!
Because of my blind faith in you I [uncharacteristically] immediately dialled.(!)
If you're so inclined, you might tell us what the number supposedly goes to (RFKjr office?). Outgoing message doesn't say, and prefer knowing with more certainty -- before leaving suggestions for someone to remove his head from his arse -- to whom I'm speaking. It really wouldn't be fair to say that to the hardworking staff at "D.C.'s Finest Pizza"...
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Oh nevermind! I should have suspected, since it was you listing it, after all. I just googled it. You got me good, LOL. One of many black holes in my cultural upbringing. Thanks for contributing to my education. And for reaffirming my lack of trust! 😁🤣
Embarrassed by my ignorance, but will let this stand. At least for now. 😉
I was thinking that maybe they could travel to the heart…And pierce it…Or maybe that is where they began which is why he does not have a heart…It’s all bony spurs…Or as some would say…He’s Hard hearted…
Dear Marianne, By now everyone with half a brain knows what he is. Why waste a single moment of time speculating about a new way to categorize him? I've decided to stop trying to come up with new shots at him and spend more time finding out what to DO about it all!!!
Yes. Systemic osteospurosis, recognized by the early Greeks in Trojan War draft dodgers, and then again by Osler, who suggested a brain-bone connection. Spurs travel to where they're most needed. No cure for this "disease of convenience," but I've treated two patients with Fosamax, which at least keeps spurs in their place.
Andy when you posted on FB the quotations from the two yutzes threatening fisticuffs in the WH parking lot (formerly the Rose Garden) I had to pause because you were demonstrating a truth is stranger than fiction and even more bizarre than anything you could have thought up. So Hunter getting into a Tardis (obvs with the most recent iteration of The Doctor, given the white outrage about him) and inserting the drawing kind of makes sense.
True--but at least Billie ditched her fascist hubby once his political opinions became too much for her to bear. I suspect he was abusive in other ways as well . . . Shame he was such a good foil for Kevin Whately in Lewis.
Ahh, those bone spurs! Rolling around his cranial cavity through his Syphilis Swiss Cheese Brain! Hitting the "Biden did it" sweet spot like a ball in a pinball machine!
Dear Andy, despite everything — and I do mean EVERYTHING taking place in our fucked-up little Potemkin Village of a country this morning, you made me laugh — out loud. Thank you!
Another funny report, but I've already seen posts on Facebook quoting part of this, just about the hand spurs, and people thinking it's factual. For many the line between truth and satire is lost. 🙄
Andy -- Is it true that Hunter's time travel vehicle was a Tesla truck manufactured in Ukraine by his friend Zelenskyy?
Need to investigate further but that tracks
Time-travel software by Zuckerberg?
John -- It's Meta's AI (Authentic Idiocy) time travel software. 😜
🤣🤣 👍 👍!
Doctors initially diagnosed Trump as having ass spurs but then realized that the spurs were JD "Couchman" Vance's and Mike Johnson's heads
Farther, boys! Farther! Put some manly love into it! Thoughts and prayers! 🤪
😂🤣😂🤣😂
they are contagious! Get a vaccine!
Nah, vaccines won't work. Trump needs to use bleach.
And a light up his rear.
-that would just fall into the vast cavernous space!
With a light up his rear, one would only see a big stomach and the top of his skull. No guts, no heart, no brain!
Malignant bone spurs, the worst kind. Thoughts and prayers.
Everything you say is true!
Yes—finally an explanation that makes total sense.
Hahahahaha
How many paint stores were sold out of white wash to cover Epstein repot?
Stores had to supply gold paint for the WH so no room for whitewash.
Home Depot did not get any of that business---too many ICE agents scared everyone off!
Sniping at Bidens is a waste of time and another distraction, methinks. We have much bigger daily problems with the Rump administration.
Can bone spurs travel to the brain?
Only if they are carried by worm.
Aah, yes. Didn't RFK Jr have something to do with worms in the brain? BTW, I recently called his office and left a message: 202-690-7000.
I googled the number, curious to see if it's the "real," sort-of private number to the Secretary or a number for the public to leave messages. It's the latter, but the fun thing is that google's first offering names Donna Shalala.
Perhaps, Judith, you'll share what you said? Or let us know if you receive any sort of response?
I don't think I got the number from Google. IThere was no mention of Shalala. In fact, the number I initially got (I forget how) was wrong, and a message told me to call the 202-690-7000 one instead. I left a phone message about RFK Jr's incompetence and insanity and the fact that he's leaving us all at risk. Short and sweet.
I don't expect any answer - didn't leave a callback - but I intend to keep using that number and clogging up their inbox!
If it works like his brain, it doesn’t actually record messages, it just claims to.
Excellent! We could all help with that.
Thank you, I'll call. Can anyone set up a Robocaller for that number?
Try 202-867-5309
"Mailbox full", Al...
Because of my blind faith in you I [uncharacteristically] immediately dialled.(!)
If you're so inclined, you might tell us what the number supposedly goes to (RFKjr office?). Outgoing message doesn't say, and prefer knowing with more certainty -- before leaving suggestions for someone to remove his head from his arse -- to whom I'm speaking. It really wouldn't be fair to say that to the hardworking staff at "D.C.'s Finest Pizza"...
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Oh nevermind! I should have suspected, since it was you listing it, after all. I just googled it. You got me good, LOL. One of many black holes in my cultural upbringing. Thanks for contributing to my education. And for reaffirming my lack of trust! 😁🤣
Embarrassed by my ignorance, but will let this stand. At least for now. 😉
That's where they originally came from. He was born with them in what ever brain he has
I was thinking that maybe they could travel to the heart…And pierce it…Or maybe that is where they began which is why he does not have a heart…It’s all bony spurs…Or as some would say…He’s Hard hearted…
Dear Marianne, By now everyone with half a brain knows what he is. Why waste a single moment of time speculating about a new way to categorize him? I've decided to stop trying to come up with new shots at him and spend more time finding out what to DO about it all!!!
Like the Wizard of Oz in one character, no heart, no brain, no courage, needs to go back home.
Trump in ruby slippers? There's a visual for you.....
His cankles would never allow him to click his feet together and neither would his bone spurs.
Yes. Systemic osteospurosis, recognized by the early Greeks in Trojan War draft dodgers, and then again by Osler, who suggested a brain-bone connection. Spurs travel to where they're most needed. No cure for this "disease of convenience," but I've treated two patients with Fosamax, which at least keeps spurs in their place.
I was being facetious. Who knew?? Thanks!
And only if one has a brain.
Can a dead bear ride a bicycle?
Only if said bear is a zombie! Ask the Trump administration--so many of them there!
Yes, metaphorically. There should be an entry in the DSM...
Andy when you posted on FB the quotations from the two yutzes threatening fisticuffs in the WH parking lot (formerly the Rose Garden) I had to pause because you were demonstrating a truth is stranger than fiction and even more bizarre than anything you could have thought up. So Hunter getting into a Tardis (obvs with the most recent iteration of The Doctor, given the white outrage about him) and inserting the drawing kind of makes sense.
The two yutzes….gonna have to remember that!
Or, just possibly, the most recent Doctor is a bleached blonde white woman. Which, in this context, is quite worrying.
True--but at least Billie ditched her fascist hubby once his political opinions became too much for her to bear. I suspect he was abusive in other ways as well . . . Shame he was such a good foil for Kevin Whately in Lewis.
Andy, you brighten my mornings in these dark times. “Dr. Robert F. Kennedy Jr.”—priceless.
Board certified.
He SHOULD be “certified.” And put somewhere he can’t do harm to himself or others.
Prescription: white coat, lo-ong sleeves!
<standing ovation>
Must’ve been a wooden board certification. One that hit him over the head to try and force the worms outta his brain.
tRump is confusing the computer version of laptop with the thing some men pay for. Totally not a surprise.
🤣 Oh he would make that confusion. Thx for the chuckle.
Ahh, those bone spurs! Rolling around his cranial cavity through his Syphilis Swiss Cheese Brain! Hitting the "Biden did it" sweet spot like a ball in a pinball machine!
Ding-ding!
excellent description, Kathleen - so vivid!
Dear Andy, despite everything — and I do mean EVERYTHING taking place in our fucked-up little Potemkin Village of a country this morning, you made me laugh — out loud. Thank you!
Another funny report, but I've already seen posts on Facebook quoting part of this, just about the hand spurs, and people thinking it's factual. For many the line between truth and satire is lost. 🙄
Everything I write is true.
Apparently (possibly that will be quoted as well). 🙃
It sure is. Ask anyone.
Hand spurs is what is causing all that bruising and subsequent bad makeup.
Can’t figure out why the Barbie Dolls and Vance can’t help him do a better job of covering it up.
They hog all the make-up and use it up all for themselves.
Wow! Investigative journalism at its finest!
Bravo to you, Andy!
Why was I so quick to believe he said that? 🤭
“Hand Spurs”🩷🩷🩷
Does that account for his tiny hands?
Thought that was “little MARCO “
Aye, but it's not the laptop, laddie, it's the the stones in Inverness.