In the Gospel according to JD , he has the expertise to pontificate 😂( no pun intended! ) on everything from Catholic theology to the eating habits of Haitians ! 💕
Yet a new sobriquet for the Rancid Dreamsicle — not just the bride at every funeral, the corpse at every wedding, the exorcism at every christening — but now the Illuminatus at every Conclave!
Brilliant and mischievous Andy ! 😂I didn’t know a Yale law degree qualified you to become an authority on theology ! If I were the Pope , I’d avoid JD like the plague or the eighth deadly sin! 😂💕
Have you noticed how much jd looks like Clint Eastwood in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? And just like Clint, he’s just passing through … in jd’s case, through the Catholic church. And jd doesn’t have a lot of time to linger around fixing it up; have you seen what the Bahai have been up to? So many religions, so little time!
Know what’s wrong with the Vatican? Not enough gold! Happily, some really great people, friends of trump, have offered to pay for the re-decoration of the Sistine Chapel - at no expense to the Catholic church! ‘Dogs playing cards’ has always been a fan favorite, don’t you think? And that back wall seems to have been *made* for a glowering trump head …
The Papal Master of Ceremonies Biagio da Cesena, claimed the excessive nudity in The Last Judgment was disgraceful, better suited for "public baths and taverns" than a papal chapel.
So MA painted HIM into the Last Judgement portion of the chapel as Minos, the judge of the underworld. Located in the bottom-right corner, the portrait features donkey ears (symbolizing foolishness) and a snake biting his genitals.
I've always thought that Trump was making a very solid case for enforced sterilization. But it would have had to have been a very extensive program. (Don't you love "would have had to have been"?)
Has anyone noticed that JD doesn't spend much time around the Tangerine Turd lately? JD visits Pope Francis, Pope Francis passes. JD goes to Islamabad, negotiations fail. JD visits Mango Mussolini.....
I may need to brush up on my papal directives, but I think I remember that the pope’s fallibility pertains to matters of theology. The vp needs to repeat some of his Catholic classes!
This is a good one Andy, vance thinks he’s the chosen one and knows all about catholic history. He’s been a catholic for what, about two days and knows it all. What a miserable person he is.
I'd like to see Jay Deviance and Pete Kegsbreath participate in Jeopardy: The Religious Version. Winner gets to follow tRump and change his diapers. Loser gets a trip to hell.
I just read the title and start laughing out loud. Every morning, without fail. The pic of lightning bolt striking the donald is so much classier than any one he ever presented of himself. Can't stop laughing. Thanks.
Putin has explained to the Donald that in 1939 Stalin was elected pope but Pius XII stole it from him. Stalin wanted to contest it but foolishly worried he might upset the stability of Europe, so just let it go. If trump had only been able to stay awake at Pope Francis’s funeral, things would be very different today.
I learned this from Mr Peabody so you know it’s true
Sounds about right! Imagine my surprise when I learned from Trump that the Pope was soft on crime and his foreign policy stinks. I mean, I've been a lifelong Catholic and never dreamed there was foreign policy as part of the Pope's jobs. And at 78 I'm totally open to learning new things. I wonder if they have a 'Department of War' as well...
Or…if Fred Trump was a carpenter and Joseph was a villainous real estate mogul. Even if FredTrump were a simple carpenter, he would still screw his clients and endorse the Roman Crucifix Co. Conversely Joseph would not have worried about finding room at the inn and Mary would have given birth at a Bethlehem spa.
Thank you. Some of us refer to ourselves as "recovering Catholics." I left at age 17. The issue for me was birth control. I am the oldest of 9 children.
I was also disgusted that the pastor of our church preached a sermon that we should support our gov't's efforts in Vietnam. I'm sure that didn't sit well with my very-Catholic father who was one of the first people I knew who strongly opposed U.S. involvement in that war.
Very helpful of JD Vance to lecture the Pope about theology.
Maybe JD should stick to opining about his areas of expertise. Now, if we could just figure out what those are…
In the Gospel according to JD , he has the expertise to pontificate 😂( no pun intended! ) on everything from Catholic theology to the eating habits of Haitians ! 💕
Sycophancy
Something about sofas
Upholstering?
Velcro pull.
The love that dare not say its name: sofaphilia
Aha! Italian! See how it all comes together?
<snort laugh>
Leave it to people who know nothing of religion, much less anything else, to lecture and instruct the foremost religious figure in the world
- Karen Cooper
Being able to walk with that spine of Jello
<snicker>
Couches
Eyeliner extraordinaire.
Sofa styles?
JD's "sofa-style"?
Building outhouses.
How about lying, deflecting, harming citizens, pride, and lawlessness?
That would definitely shut him up.
couches
no question, upholstery
Area of expertise: young girls.
One of your best today and I love the graphic
Yes!
That's one of my favorite fantasies. Trump with a group of golf buddies (Hegseth, Miller, RFK Jr., et al.) during a fatal lightning strike.
Just think how difficult it would be for MAGAts to explain that!
If I were a praying woman...
I especially like the bolt of lightning--no murder, mayhem or assassination--merely an act of nature.
Leo has connections Jay Deviance and tRump cannot comprehend
Just an act of God.
Chichi Rodriguez said only God can hit a 2 iron.
Hiding under a tree:-)
Can't you make an exception in this case? Every prayer counts, at least to those who believe. Thanks!
"Anyway, the good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life!... OH, RAT FARTS!"
<snicker>
Probably caused by one of those Jewish lasers MTG talked about.
Fabulous post, fabulous graphic!
Yet a new sobriquet for the Rancid Dreamsicle — not just the bride at every funeral, the corpse at every wedding, the exorcism at every christening — but now the Illuminatus at every Conclave!
trump gets high marks for fighting with the wrong people. Oh and
jd, another great American.
If JD Couch...... isn't the Antichrist - he is at least the Anticharisma.
"The kind of guy who when he comes into a room, you feel like somebody's left it. . ."
or you feel like people's IQs drop
Anticharisma Justa Dick I.
This is SO GOOD!
Jay Deviance, the anti-cruller
Brilliant and mischievous Andy ! 😂I didn’t know a Yale law degree qualified you to become an authority on theology ! If I were the Pope , I’d avoid JD like the plague or the eighth deadly sin! 😂💕
Have you noticed how much jd looks like Clint Eastwood in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? And just like Clint, he’s just passing through … in jd’s case, through the Catholic church. And jd doesn’t have a lot of time to linger around fixing it up; have you seen what the Bahai have been up to? So many religions, so little time!
No. (Sorry)!
I see adult Damien from those 1970's and & '80's Omen movies.
Now Damien was one scary dude! I only saw the first movie about 50 years ago & I'm still traumatized!
I can't believe it's been that long. WoW! But, check out Sam Neill in that one done in the '90's. Looks a lot like jdv.
jd: "And you didn't say 'Thank you' once, Leo, to the President. You ungrateful whelp."
I was thinking the same!
I'm sure Leo was also told he "didn't have any cards," to which the Pope replied, "I hold all the cards, except tarot"
Know what’s wrong with the Vatican? Not enough gold! Happily, some really great people, friends of trump, have offered to pay for the re-decoration of the Sistine Chapel - at no expense to the Catholic church! ‘Dogs playing cards’ has always been a fan favorite, don’t you think? And that back wall seems to have been *made* for a glowering trump head …
Taste! Ya got it or ya don’t
Please keep in mind that there is one item of gold that is absolutely NOT allowed into the WH or any place inhabited by Agent Orange: The Golden Rule
Trump's "Golden Rule" is: "Do unto others first before they do it to you. . ."
And the corollary: Him what has the gold - makes the rules.
Bravo!
Pity Michael Angelo isn't still around.
The Papal Master of Ceremonies Biagio da Cesena, claimed the excessive nudity in The Last Judgment was disgraceful, better suited for "public baths and taverns" than a papal chapel.
So MA painted HIM into the Last Judgement portion of the chapel as Minos, the judge of the underworld. Located in the bottom-right corner, the portrait features donkey ears (symbolizing foolishness) and a snake biting his genitals.
I can't imagine what MA would make of trump. . .
THANK YOU muchly for sharing this informative information (tautology intentional). I don’t imagine that the puppet of Putin’s Puppet will have learned
Little snakes, tiny genitals?
But Theo Moudakis can:
https://www.thestar.com/gift-redeem?t=4e454eed-3c6e-4b5a-a649-27dbd5a74068
Clym . . . you are making me heave laugh . . . and that's three levels above a snort laugh
I learned so much! About how Jesus loves war and stuff.
Just between us, Marianne, don’t you agree Jesus was really WEAK on crime? What’s with that ‘Good Thief’ bs?
If Jesus had just had Fred Trump for a father, he would have founded a religion we could be proud of!
100% ;-)
Fred, like Jesus, gets blamed for a lot.
I've always thought that Trump was making a very solid case for enforced sterilization. But it would have had to have been a very extensive program. (Don't you love "would have had to have been"?)
now I won't be able to sleep without the lights on, thinking of Fred.
Especially when you start one and kill children.
Has anyone noticed that JD doesn't spend much time around the Tangerine Turd lately? JD visits Pope Francis, Pope Francis passes. JD goes to Islamabad, negotiations fail. JD visits Mango Mussolini.....
Bring it on, JD!
perhaps he's tRump's illegitimate child; I mean, Jay Deviance's mom was a drug addict and things can get fuzzy
What nerve!
Every day another humiliation, reminding us that we have to stay strong and get our country back.
I may need to brush up on my papal directives, but I think I remember that the pope’s fallibility pertains to matters of theology. The vp needs to repeat some of his Catholic classes!
In...........
Can you imagine! A trump stooge lecturing the Pope on theology! His hubris overwhelmed his brain; he is a low IQ person after all.
This is a good one Andy, vance thinks he’s the chosen one and knows all about catholic history. He’s been a catholic for what, about two days and knows it all. What a miserable person he is.
I'd like to see Jay Deviance and Pete Kegsbreath participate in Jeopardy: The Religious Version. Winner gets to follow tRump and change his diapers. Loser gets a trip to hell.
You’d think JD Couch would know that lying is problematic within the Catholic doctrine.
Is he going to confess his lies and hypocrisy?
How long has Vance been Catholic?
Since 2019, he’s hardly validated his Membership.
Bringing with him those small — terribly small — coals to Newcastle.
I just read the title and start laughing out loud. Every morning, without fail. The pic of lightning bolt striking the donald is so much classier than any one he ever presented of himself. Can't stop laughing. Thanks.
Especially priceless is him getting struck on his precious golf course. So glad this war that’s over hadn’t hampered his T time.
When the Vatican first announced that Leo had won election by exactly 11,780 votes, I knew there was something fishy going on
Were they mail-in ballots? They’re the worst!
Military mail-ins! From suckers and losers in the Church Militant. What’s in it for them anyway?
I knew it! Putin told Trump all about this. Thankfully. Now maybe there will be a recount. And justice!
From the Department of Now It Can Be Told:
Putin has explained to the Donald that in 1939 Stalin was elected pope but Pius XII stole it from him. Stalin wanted to contest it but foolishly worried he might upset the stability of Europe, so just let it go. If trump had only been able to stay awake at Pope Francis’s funeral, things would be very different today.
I learned this from Mr Peabody so you know it’s true
A great piece of satire has a hint of truth about it. Andy - you are a master!
Trump needs to be removed.
Red Cross Doctor Trump. Lmao. Trump pulled that one out of his butt. Vance remains a soulless sycophant.
Loved the lightening a perfect coda
I think that lightning was done by a "doctor."
The newest in cloud technology. Cloud lobotomy.
In Trump's case, how would we know if it worked or not?
Little known fact: ‘Doctor’ was a big mistake; he intended to tell Grok to show him as a Medici … but he covfefe’d off for the last letter
Was it Doctor Jesus ? 😂
Of course!
Maybe that lightning strike would turn the Orange Monster into a human? Nah.
Brilliant, Andy. Just Brilliant.
Sounds about right! Imagine my surprise when I learned from Trump that the Pope was soft on crime and his foreign policy stinks. I mean, I've been a lifelong Catholic and never dreamed there was foreign policy as part of the Pope's jobs. And at 78 I'm totally open to learning new things. I wonder if they have a 'Department of War' as well...
Remember Saint Dismas? I rest my case.
If Jesus had just spent a few years at military school … what a wonderful world it would be
Or…if Fred Trump was a carpenter and Joseph was a villainous real estate mogul. Even if FredTrump were a simple carpenter, he would still screw his clients and endorse the Roman Crucifix Co. Conversely Joseph would not have worried about finding room at the inn and Mary would have given birth at a Bethlehem spa.
Indeed! Nicely done, ejn
On point, as usual Andy. Thank you for keeping us sane.
Pro-life American Catholics gleefully hopped into bed with the Antichrist in 2016 to get Roe v. Wade overturned.
I'm now an ex-Cathloic.
Thank you. Some of us refer to ourselves as "recovering Catholics." I left at age 17. The issue for me was birth control. I am the oldest of 9 children.
Thanks for sharing your experiences, Frances. I left a lot later than you did. I just couldn't deal with the hypocrisy anymore.
I was also disgusted that the pastor of our church preached a sermon that we should support our gov't's efforts in Vietnam. I'm sure that didn't sit well with my very-Catholic father who was one of the first people I knew who strongly opposed U.S. involvement in that war.
Andy is the modern Saint Hilarius
Rigging is the "Cardinal" rule in Trump World. There is no other way.
What was frightening has now moved on to theatre of the absurd. Lecturing the Pope???
On THEOLOGY??? There are no words!
Well, nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition, but here we are (in our comfy chairs)
Trump clearly picked JD to keep the 25th Amendment at bay.
Nailed it! You didn't even have to make this up. Though the lightening bolt is great.
Alright, 'Nailed' is colloquially understood to be a measure of exactafacation but in this case a bit too descriptatorial.