Ah, but Rosalita (little rose) is American if she is an American citizen with Latina descent like Rubio (blonde) and Cruz (cross). Additionally, the name Melania is American too with Greek origins meaning black or dark skinned.
I’m not so sure she deserves all she can get , since she knew the kind of person he was when she married him and wanted to seal the deal with a child for the money.
That’s a good point but everyone makes a mistake in judgement sometime in their life. But at least she was smart enough to seal the deal, even though the kid was an insurance card.
Melania is Slovenian or maybe SLOBvanian, but a naturalized citizen. I'm betting if he caught her cheating (which she's rumored to do), he'd deport her. Then he'd be free to find a new gold digger since long-term is not his thing.
I'm sure her pre-nup, including the one she renegotiated before moving into the White House, gives her plenty. If she leaves, his reputation is cooked. And she'll be a gazillionaire, to boot. There's good reason that she lives in NYC with her son. Would you go to bed with Jabba the Hut?
You have a very good point, Jan Myslajek. Rubio got elected to the Senate by playing up his parents' "escape" from Cuba. He first claimed they "escaped" on a raft, but it was proven that they came in an airplane which he then said felt like a raft. And FL voted for him - the poor son of Cuban refugees.
According to Dump, Rubio is not an American citizen just because his Cuban mother birthed him here. So, if Dump is correct, then he's given a lot of power and access to sensitive info to somebody who is not American.
Melania wasn't even born here - and neither were her parents. And they are not South African whites, so they should be sent back to where they came from - according to Dump.
And Baron along with her since he is an "anchor" baby. Since Ivanna is no longer alive, maybe Melania can also take Junior, Eric and Ivanka with her since they too, are anchor babies. Tiffany can stay here since both of her parents have birthright, but he's looking into that so stay tuned!
Melania wasn't even an American citizen when Barron was born. She wasn't naturalized until a few months later. She also brought her parents here, in a "chain migration" that Trump finds so offensive. Plus, Melania was given special permission to be in the US because she was given an Einstein Visa... meaning she had "valuable talents" that were needed here.
Trump tried to post on the White House site that she had two college degrees, one of which was in architecture. Not even true. She didn't even finish her first year before becoming a model. When that was revealed, Trump hastily removed the mention. But he still insists that he was a top student at Wharton. However, he does not appear on any Dean's List from the school.
But, Ruth Bromer, Dump is deporting white Latinos. Rubio is a white Latino who was born to white Latino refugees. Rubio won his election by making a big deal out of being the son of Cuban refugees. So, if Dump's new plans are enacted, then Rubio should be deported back to Cuba.
Yes, that is correct. But what most people don't realize [even though Carter clarified this at one point] is that "short-fingered" referred not to the physical size of his hands (which are a little smaller than average) but to the fact that even back then, he was infamous for never picking up the tab when he lunched with others--i.e., major cheapskate.
Plus as illustrated today lure them into complacency then spring a video which really has no basis in reality for the current situation in South Africa.
In a surprise investigation, Bondi has discovered that NONE of the signers of the Declaration of Independence were legitimate American citizens at the time of the signing, nor were those who ratified the Constitution. They all became citizens after its existence.
Talk about an abuse of birthright citizenship! Those immigrants should never have been allowed on these beautiful shores, much less create rules that limit me, your favorite president ever!
Donald tore down the copy on his wall, and asked the Supreme Court to declare him king since neither document was valid. He also immediately doubled the tariffs on England until they admitted we won Canada in that war, and threatened to deport anyone speaking English to penal colonies in Australia.
Oh, this is rich! It's true. They should all have been deported......right? BTW, I read that Marco Rubio's mother was not yet a citizen when he was born. I wonder is that might complicate things for him as the Secretary of State.
"Barron Trump was born in March 2006 and Melania wasn’t a legal citizen until July 2006. So under this executive order, his own son wouldn’t be an American citizen."
And Malaria’s own parents didn’t become citizens until tRump was in his first term and they had a big swanky “to do” at the dumpy White House to welcome them as new citizens….
The dates are correct. However, part of the problem is that his executive order isn’t clear about what would actually happen if a child was born to a citizen and a non citizen.
Not only that, but I just read that Kash Patel has held a press conference just outside the Cellar Door Bar in D.C. to announce that the Constitution was actually signed by auto-pen, making it, legally, a forgery!
I'm sorry but i need independent verification that Kash Patel was in fact in Washington, DC and what he was doing in front of the Cellar Door (does that place still exist) and if he is a legitimate holder of citizenship. There is a flight to South Sudan with an empty seat waiting for him on the tarmac.
Kristi Noem swore to me, as I watched her compile her folk art decorated scrapbook of travel photos, so it cannot be wrong.
As for the Cellar Door? It lives forever, if only in my memory, as the first dive bar where I ever heard a guy named Billy Joel sing for drinks and tips. ❤️
True. They never should have been allowed to sign that Declaration of Independence or ratify that Constitution! All of it is a big Hoax! "I am the King" said donold.
In a separate post, Trump said “Kid Rock’s clown suits were much more expensive than Springsteen’s stupid vest. People come up to me and say ’Sir, it’s no contest!’”
She probably would not be able to define what a "citizen" is, since the other Stepford Wife (I think that connecting these two with Barbie is an insult to Barbie), Noem, could not define Habeas Corpus correctly and could not identify WHERE IT IS IN THE US CONSTITUTION. Clearly, the Felon's Mal-Administration needs that copy of Magna Carta that Harvard just found in their dusty archives . . . .
I can't look at her AT ALL. There is something seriously wrong with that woman's eyes. She belongs in a slasher flick or a horror movie as one of Dracula's nymphs in a billowing nightie under the moonlight or something.
the spackled on make-up and absurdly thick eyelashes match her gold Rolex and fancy pills,cash and passport in her stolen purse. that's her specialty-being Miss Piggy
But, but, but, beautiful Ms. Noem has a reason for covering up her not so flawless teint with all this make-up, for she looks so much better when questioned with cameras rolling. Never mind about her brain.
and she had her teeth re-done by a cosmetic dentist in Texas after dressing up as a dentist in a commercial to get folks in her state to go a dentist in South Dakota.
Here is what seems a true reading, in my view, of the type of females Trumpf has stocked his so called government with:
There is a pitiable and very inferior type of female, found sometimes in Government and other circles where blustering males are bossing things around for everyone else, who try to suck up to what they perceive to be the male power holders.
Their actions cry: "Look at me! I'm as tough as you all are! I approve of you, and I am emulating you! Please please please NOTICE ME and APPROVE OF ME!" Bondi, Greene, and the others (fill in the blanks) all fit this mold, in my view.
Plenty of disgusting humans around, these days -- both male and female. If you can, read the letter printed out somewhere on the internet , by the new Pope. Good people are still trying to turn the disaster around, and speaking up about how to do it.
Yes… her definition of Habeas Corpus showed how astoundingly stupid she is and how unequipped she is to be in this position in the government - or in any organization for that matter.
I would think she should get demoted! After all she's been in this position for a while now one would think she would familiarize herself with the qualifications of her job.
You are looking at this from the point of view of what we used to have. In this administration, stupid gets you promoted. You weren't hired to know anything, let alone do anything constructive.
Sorry M.E. Actually I'm NOT that intelligent, but I did take Civics in Junior High School (now Middle Schools), World Cultures in the same school and took a Political Science course as an elective in college. Was basically a C+ student but I like to think I had pretty good teachers.
Hard laughing in a genteel restaurant is fine, but you can pull out all the stops if your bag is stolen from under your chair at the same time. Imagine the fun you can have in making up a good one.
Natural Florida is lovely, but most of it has been cosmetically enhanced to be like Disney, where at first glance, it seems normal, but you realize every species planted was from somewhere else, and the natural growth is ripped up to make way for perfect lawns. Plus-everyone comes from a different state with differing driving laws. Yikes! If you call, the first thing they tell you is the temperature. Love it when they brag all year about living in paradise and freak out during hurricane season, acting surprised.
My 14 yr old grandson even correctly identified in which Amendment the Constitution speaks to habeas corpus. At least some people pay attention in civics class.
Totally agree with you Linda I'm glad someone brought this to light. What the heck is she doing in a position that she knows nothing about "ineptness" at best!
Don’t forget…….she is sitting there today, because NoOne (read Republicans) had the spine to stop her. That is the real shame. Worthless, spineless, AssKissers to the rotten Orange disaster.
Al, I'm tired of this Noem creature. How can she possibly top this "habeas corpus" idiocy? I'd like to suggest a woman of intelligence, accomplishment and wit that we all can celebrate. She even wrote a book titled "Have His Carcase." Get it? Latin translation? She is none other than Dorothy L. Sayers, medieval scholar, mystery writer above and beyond and the creator of one of the fictional characters for whom I've been mad for decades, Lord Peter Wimsey. Magistra Sayers is a woman who cannot wear out her welcome.
LR the exhaust fan was on with shrimp sautéing yet the question caught my ear. I didn't know who asked it or who was answering but "a constitutional right the president has" jerked my head around. Pure noemskullery, I started laughing. Cricket's revenge will be sweet. I'll check out Dot post haste.
I'd have preferred the noise of a fan and sauteing shrimp to hearing the question (in truth, I heard nothing). As for you, didn't you see what I wrote a little while ago? 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 your head is good for keeping the neck taut. 𝘑𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 your head serves only to make it spicy.
...one of the fictional characters for whom I've been mad for decades, Lord Peter Wimsey -- me, too!
And nah, no sirree, negative, nyet, there's no topping this "habeas corpus" idiocy for Noem. First murdering animals, now this stupendous goof. She's well-done to an incinerated crisp -- well, to anyone paying attention who is also not a tRUMP cult indoctrinee.
I came across this quote from Ms. Sayers: “I always have a quotation for everything–it saves original thinking.” –Have His Carcase, 1932. I love it and live by that statement.
Not strictly "where" but the subjunctive "one must have the body". It's a medieval Latin construction that sits awkwardly in Classical Latin but is in the same vein as the announcement "habemas papa"--"we [now are going to have] a pope". In medieval English common law, the issue was that even though someone can be outlawed for failing to appear (out-law meaning that literally: no longer protected by the law) when summoned, the courts cannot lay charges against someone without a strict legal procedure, including a summons or a physical arrest, and charges laid in front of the person so that they can defend themselves. And yes: using the neutral "they" because applicable to both men AND women.
You need to see the movie Barbie! She is so much better than all these Jezebels and they shouldn’t be compared to her! I’m in defense of Barbie who at least had a heart and felt compassion for Ken and didn’t shoot him when he was down and out.
Good one, well some bands come and some bands go and some bands reinvent. That's the music business. I think it's interesting that the Orange One is from the "city" but supports country more often and pop. The pop I get it's simple stuff but the country well I guess he identifies with that because it's American! Never mind the fact that probably the blues and gospel was actually more native to this country and is a close second (if not first) to country music.
I've got to go with Mitch McMushmouth! He is the one who unlocked the door to perdition, then held it open for all the other cockroaches pictured here - and many others - to rise to their positions of malevolent incompetence within the kakistocracy.
So I guess that Donald Shitler Trump is next setting his sights on the First Amendment. To the MAGA morons: there is a reason that it’s the First Amendment!
but, but, but . . . KaroLIE Leavitalone said in her first appearance before the press that . . . "it is a priority of this White House to honor the First Amendment." Maybe she meant to say "tRump's First Amendment" which is written in black sharpie.
How about a new ballad about the current occupant of the WH: "Born in the USA without a brain, without a heart, he exists to tear the country apart"? The verses of all his perfidies could go on ad nauseam.
I looked up Springsteen which is a Dutch name, so perhaps Bruce is really an Afrikaner from South Africa, which would make him entitled to automatic American citizenship. Don't know about his wife or his guitar, though.
Also, Rosalita is not an American name
"Springsteen is a Kenyan name." Pure gold.....thank you
Ah, but Rosalita (little rose) is American if she is an American citizen with Latina descent like Rubio (blonde) and Cruz (cross). Additionally, the name Melania is American too with Greek origins meaning black or dark skinned.
Doesn’t Melania mean black-hearted?
no gold digger!!!!
She deserves all the gold she can get from dump
I’m not so sure she deserves all she can get , since she knew the kind of person he was when she married him and wanted to seal the deal with a child for the money.
She's always been an entrepreneur. Be best.
That’s a good point but everyone makes a mistake in judgement sometime in their life. But at least she was smart enough to seal the deal, even though the kid was an insurance card.
She already has plenty of brass!
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Is Melania really American. I think ICE should shave her head and send her back where she came from!
A fashion statement!
Melania is Slovenian or maybe SLOBvanian, but a naturalized citizen. I'm betting if he caught her cheating (which she's rumored to do), he'd deport her. Then he'd be free to find a new gold digger since long-term is not his thing.
I'm sure her pre-nup, including the one she renegotiated before moving into the White House, gives her plenty. If she leaves, his reputation is cooked. And she'll be a gazillionaire, to boot. There's good reason that she lives in NYC with her son. Would you go to bed with Jabba the Hut?
Thank you for that visual....I won't be able to eat the rest of the day and my diet is so in need of a jump start!
🤣🤣🤣
Isn't it a cancer, just like Trump is a cancer on the US?
Melania Trump could certainly transcend the meaning of her name to black-hearted
You have a very good point, Jan Myslajek. Rubio got elected to the Senate by playing up his parents' "escape" from Cuba. He first claimed they "escaped" on a raft, but it was proven that they came in an airplane which he then said felt like a raft. And FL voted for him - the poor son of Cuban refugees.
According to Dump, Rubio is not an American citizen just because his Cuban mother birthed him here. So, if Dump is correct, then he's given a lot of power and access to sensitive info to somebody who is not American.
Melania wasn't even born here - and neither were her parents. And they are not South African whites, so they should be sent back to where they came from - according to Dump.
And Baron along with her since he is an "anchor" baby. Since Ivanna is no longer alive, maybe Melania can also take Junior, Eric and Ivanka with her since they too, are anchor babies. Tiffany can stay here since both of her parents have birthright, but he's looking into that so stay tuned!
Trump is also an anchor baby. His mother was born in Scotland.
True. I had forgotten that.
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Melania wasn't even an American citizen when Barron was born. She wasn't naturalized until a few months later. She also brought her parents here, in a "chain migration" that Trump finds so offensive. Plus, Melania was given special permission to be in the US because she was given an Einstein Visa... meaning she had "valuable talents" that were needed here.
Trump tried to post on the White House site that she had two college degrees, one of which was in architecture. Not even true. She didn't even finish her first year before becoming a model. When that was revealed, Trump hastily removed the mention. But he still insists that he was a top student at Wharton. However, he does not appear on any Dean's List from the school.
Ahh, but they're all White so it's ok according to the FELON-in-CHIEF.
But, Ruth Bromer, Dump is deporting white Latinos. Rubio is a white Latino who was born to white Latino refugees. Rubio won his election by making a big deal out of being the son of Cuban refugees. So, if Dump's new plans are enacted, then Rubio should be deported back to Cuba.
You're right. Let's deport Rubio.
It's not me who is saying we must do that - it's President DonOld Dump who is insisting that we must do that.
Aren't they from Jungleland?
No, Toon Town.
😂
Bruce was and always will be the boss. Trump was and always will be a vulgarian.
Short-fingered vulgarian was the original description, I believe
I also remember five fingered vulgarian but it might be that I made that up because of the alliteration😉.
And the sticky-fingered connotation -- the bloody plundering kleptocrat arsehole!
Yes.
Wait, wait...Karoline Leaves It says it's illegal for anyone to use that nickname unless he's President.
Isn't her full name Karoline Should Leave?
Karoline Leave Us Alone. Go home, just shoot your make up videos and shut up.
The full quote is "a short fingered vulgarian" :-) You can look it up.
Did Graydon Carter make up the name? I’m thinking it’s from the Spy magazine days
Illegal-schmillegal! The Drumpf administration does what it wants anyway.
Illegal-schmillegal! schlemiel!
Yes, that is correct. But what most people don't realize [even though Carter clarified this at one point] is that "short-fingered" referred not to the physical size of his hands (which are a little smaller than average) but to the fact that even back then, he was infamous for never picking up the tab when he lunched with others--i.e., major cheapskate.
Totally makes sense and true to this day
It definitely is. NYC always hated the prick.
But sometimes vulgarians become the boss and hence the current mess.
But he will never be The Boss and he knows it.
Then there is the God-given gift of term limits!
Plus as illustrated today lure them into complacency then spring a video which really has no basis in reality for the current situation in South Africa.
--deep from the heart of Vulgaria!
47 does have the Mob Boss Shakedown memorized
The short fingered vulgarian , Spy magazine used to call him. Appropriately. He’s been hated for decades.
In a surprise investigation, Bondi has discovered that NONE of the signers of the Declaration of Independence were legitimate American citizens at the time of the signing, nor were those who ratified the Constitution. They all became citizens after its existence.
Talk about an abuse of birthright citizenship! Those immigrants should never have been allowed on these beautiful shores, much less create rules that limit me, your favorite president ever!
Donald tore down the copy on his wall, and asked the Supreme Court to declare him king since neither document was valid. He also immediately doubled the tariffs on England until they admitted we won Canada in that war, and threatened to deport anyone speaking English to penal colonies in Australia.
Oh, this is rich! It's true. They should all have been deported......right? BTW, I read that Marco Rubio's mother was not yet a citizen when he was born. I wonder is that might complicate things for him as the Secretary of State.
Worse …
"Barron Trump was born in March 2006 and Melania wasn’t a legal citizen until July 2006. So under this executive order, his own son wouldn’t be an American citizen."
Oh....even richer!
We knew that boy was trouble…
And Malaria’s own parents didn’t become citizens until tRump was in his first term and they had a big swanky “to do” at the dumpy White House to welcome them as new citizens….
Great example of "chain migration"
--amid the great Chain of Fools!
Wouldn’t that be a kick in the pants
What we would all give Trump and his administration.
Uh, Oh, Barron, lock that dorm room behind you, shove the dresser in front of the door!
Send him back!
From your fast-flying typing fingers to the Big Cosmic Immanent and Transcendent Whatever's ears!
And his wish to be president
I pray that that statement is absolutely true
The dates are correct. However, part of the problem is that his executive order isn’t clear about what would actually happen if a child was born to a citizen and a non citizen.
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2018/nov/04/blog-posting/would-trumps-own-son-be-affected-order-eliminating/
Not only that, but I just read that Kash Patel has held a press conference just outside the Cellar Door Bar in D.C. to announce that the Constitution was actually signed by auto-pen, making it, legally, a forgery!
I'm sorry but i need independent verification that Kash Patel was in fact in Washington, DC and what he was doing in front of the Cellar Door (does that place still exist) and if he is a legitimate holder of citizenship. There is a flight to South Sudan with an empty seat waiting for him on the tarmac.
Kristi Noem swore to me, as I watched her compile her folk art decorated scrapbook of travel photos, so it cannot be wrong.
As for the Cellar Door? It lives forever, if only in my memory, as the first dive bar where I ever heard a guy named Billy Joel sing for drinks and tips. ❤️
Those were the daze...
Lucky girl!
Autocorrect? No, the goose quill was possessed by the magic spells of many, many
cat ladies!
True. They never should have been allowed to sign that Declaration of Independence or ratify that Constitution! All of it is a big Hoax! "I am the King" said donold.
Good one!
He has also signed an executive order, declaring that proof of citizenship will henceforth require an oath of fealty to President Trump.
Terrific! Really funny and perceptive comment. :-) !!
Bobbie, it's a disgrace. Nobody's ever seen a disgrace like it, that I can tell you.
Mitch is the ultimate original traitor
I agree. Spineless Mitch! Doing the right thing at the right time is alien to him.
Of course, you're correct, Kandy, but, maybe it's better for him to be a weasel so that we know the truth of what goes on inside his head.
He is just an alien, period!
Kentucky Fried Voldemort was born in Azkaban, wasn't he? How did he get citizenship?
Voldemort? How did he get his US citizenship? He sent the trump family money via bit coin, like everyone else, stoopid. :-)
I think Billy Graham who began breaking down the separation of church and state is. Check out Amendment 1.
In a separate post, Trump said “Kid Rock’s clown suits were much more expensive than Springsteen’s stupid vest. People come up to me and say ’Sir, it’s no contest!’”
With tears streaming down their cheeks, no doubt!
Definitely time to get Pam Barbie on this !!
She probably would not be able to define what a "citizen" is, since the other Stepford Wife (I think that connecting these two with Barbie is an insult to Barbie), Noem, could not define Habeas Corpus correctly and could not identify WHERE IT IS IN THE US CONSTITUTION. Clearly, the Felon's Mal-Administration needs that copy of Magna Carta that Harvard just found in their dusty archives . . . .
Good points. And I still can't look at Noem without remembering that she shot her dog!
And the poor goat while she was at it. Scary
I can't look at her AT ALL. There is something seriously wrong with that woman's eyes. She belongs in a slasher flick or a horror movie as one of Dracula's nymphs in a billowing nightie under the moonlight or something.
the spackled on make-up and absurdly thick eyelashes match her gold Rolex and fancy pills,cash and passport in her stolen purse. that's her specialty-being Miss Piggy
Oh, come on! Miss Piggy had class. IMO.
I prefer Miss Piggy any day
more than Kristi, agreed!
But, but, but, beautiful Ms. Noem has a reason for covering up her not so flawless teint with all this make-up, for she looks so much better when questioned with cameras rolling. Never mind about her brain.
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I suspect that she slathers her brain with makeup in an attempt to hide the flaws.
Her political career is a horror flick!
My thoughts as well . Dracula’s mistress .
I agree. And the cascading waves of hair just add to it.
She looks like she’s wearing hard contacts, along with all you mentioned
and she had her teeth re-done by a cosmetic dentist in Texas after dressing up as a dentist in a commercial to get folks in her state to go a dentist in South Dakota.
In other words, a perfect Trump appointee.
Here is what seems a true reading, in my view, of the type of females Trumpf has stocked his so called government with:
There is a pitiable and very inferior type of female, found sometimes in Government and other circles where blustering males are bossing things around for everyone else, who try to suck up to what they perceive to be the male power holders.
Their actions cry: "Look at me! I'm as tough as you all are! I approve of you, and I am emulating you! Please please please NOTICE ME and APPROVE OF ME!" Bondi, Greene, and the others (fill in the blanks) all fit this mold, in my view.
I agree and I’m glad you brought it up!
Plenty of disgusting humans around, these days -- both male and female. If you can, read the letter printed out somewhere on the internet , by the new Pope. Good people are still trying to turn the disaster around, and speaking up about how to do it.
--and with her "habeas corpus" response, shot herself in the Jimmy Choo's,
Manolo Blahniks, or whatever overpriced shoe wear not in reach of most
of her fellow citizens.
Noem’s definition of Habeas Corpus… on camera…..in a congressional hearing was priceless. Move her up in the Clown Car line.
Later on, she clarified that Habeas Corpus can mean either a face lift procedure or a hydrating cream sold by Sephora.
No, it's Plasticus Corpus that might be sold at Sephora!
Yes… her definition of Habeas Corpus showed how astoundingly stupid she is and how unequipped she is to be in this position in the government - or in any organization for that matter.
and how much of an a**-kisser she can be, although I'm sure her fealty knows no bounds
--and the puffed lips would certainly be an asset.....
I would think she should get demoted! After all she's been in this position for a while now one would think she would familiarize herself with the qualifications of her job.
You are looking at this from the point of view of what we used to have. In this administration, stupid gets you promoted. You weren't hired to know anything, let alone do anything constructive.
This is truly a government where appearance wins over brains ; except for rfk jr
Wow! RFK Jr. is a two time loser: no good looks, no good brain. I find myself wondering how much of a brain he had before the worm ate most of it…
Do anything constructive? Nopity-nope -- that would get you fired and deported to Libya.
Oh, stop being intelligent, Phyllis!
Sorry M.E. Actually I'm NOT that intelligent, but I did take Civics in Junior High School (now Middle Schools), World Cultures in the same school and took a Political Science course as an elective in college. Was basically a C+ student but I like to think I had pretty good teachers.
You’re still better equipped than half of Trump‘s government
You dreamer you!
Actually, Sandy, Trump whispered that answer to her. She, herself
thought it was some guy who died of habeas.
Brilliant!
lol 😺
On the other hand, this remark by Kristi the Puppy Slayer made me laugh very hard in a genteel restaurant yesterday, for which I thank her.
Hard laughing in a genteel restaurant is fine, but you can pull out all the stops if your bag is stolen from under your chair at the same time. Imagine the fun you can have in making up a good one.
To be fair, she doesn’t even seem to know what this thing called “the Constitution” is and why people keep talking about it.
Billsburg, to the current administration, "the Constitution" is a novel, but not a best-seller.
We'll just have to get Danielle Steel or Nora Roberts to "sex it up" in
later editions.
You're a big sillybones, John T.
No, L.R. To them, the Constitution is a Trump
health report. " He has a terrific constitution"
That's a damned good one, Suzanne. I tip my hat to you.
Thanks, L.R. Alan still owns the "Groaner" trophy, though.
lol
The sun is very bright in Florida, it’s hard to see what’s what.
The sun is bright and the people aren’t
:-) !! Sort of like Brazil (I thiink) being "A sunny place for shady people" (the US conmen and crooks who fled to avoid jail time or worse.)
Some of us transplants to Florida are!!!
Hmmm, but you transplanted willingly ;)
lol
Natural Florida is lovely, but most of it has been cosmetically enhanced to be like Disney, where at first glance, it seems normal, but you realize every species planted was from somewhere else, and the natural growth is ripped up to make way for perfect lawns. Plus-everyone comes from a different state with differing driving laws. Yikes! If you call, the first thing they tell you is the temperature. Love it when they brag all year about living in paradise and freak out during hurricane season, acting surprised.
My 14 yr old grandson even correctly identified in which Amendment the Constitution speaks to habeas corpus. At least some people pay attention in civics class.
Totally agree with you Linda I'm glad someone brought this to light. What the heck is she doing in a position that she knows nothing about "ineptness" at best!
Don’t forget…….she is sitting there today, because NoOne (read Republicans) had the spine to stop her. That is the real shame. Worthless, spineless, AssKissers to the rotten Orange disaster.
there are so many in this administration, and on the outskirts, that have no business being in the positions they're in
Where's the body indeed!
Where’s the brain?
On top of the corpus- all covered with hair - I lost my kid's dog- last I seen it, it looked like a log.
<golf clap> intelligence is not a prerequisite for a position in tRump's administration
Not at all! But then again 77 million people voted for no intelligence so that says something about the educational system in our country. I’m afraid.
Al, I'm tired of this Noem creature. How can she possibly top this "habeas corpus" idiocy? I'd like to suggest a woman of intelligence, accomplishment and wit that we all can celebrate. She even wrote a book titled "Have His Carcase." Get it? Latin translation? She is none other than Dorothy L. Sayers, medieval scholar, mystery writer above and beyond and the creator of one of the fictional characters for whom I've been mad for decades, Lord Peter Wimsey. Magistra Sayers is a woman who cannot wear out her welcome.
LR the exhaust fan was on with shrimp sautéing yet the question caught my ear. I didn't know who asked it or who was answering but "a constitutional right the president has" jerked my head around. Pure noemskullery, I started laughing. Cricket's revenge will be sweet. I'll check out Dot post haste.
I'd have preferred the noise of a fan and sauteing shrimp to hearing the question (in truth, I heard nothing). As for you, didn't you see what I wrote a little while ago? 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 your head is good for keeping the neck taut. 𝘑𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 your head serves only to make it spicy.
Missed that. I'll have to chew on it awhile.
...one of the fictional characters for whom I've been mad for decades, Lord Peter Wimsey -- me, too!
And nah, no sirree, negative, nyet, there's no topping this "habeas corpus" idiocy for Noem. First murdering animals, now this stupendous goof. She's well-done to an incinerated crisp -- well, to anyone paying attention who is also not a tRUMP cult indoctrinee.
Let's dance, Floofie. Y'know, another of my fictional passions is Bugs Bunny because he's an out and out smartass.
E-e-h, what's up, doc? Love me a good smart ass! Snark on.
I came across this quote from Ms. Sayers: “I always have a quotation for everything–it saves original thinking.” –Have His Carcase, 1932. I love it and live by that statement.
Annette, that's a terrific find. Thanks for sharing it.
we should have known, since she pre-topped this "habeas corpus idiocy" by killing her dog . . . that was (no pun intended) our warning shot
Not strictly "where" but the subjunctive "one must have the body". It's a medieval Latin construction that sits awkwardly in Classical Latin but is in the same vein as the announcement "habemas papa"--"we [now are going to have] a pope". In medieval English common law, the issue was that even though someone can be outlawed for failing to appear (out-law meaning that literally: no longer protected by the law) when summoned, the courts cannot lay charges against someone without a strict legal procedure, including a summons or a physical arrest, and charges laid in front of the person so that they can defend themselves. And yes: using the neutral "they" because applicable to both men AND women.
Gee. Thank you. I love TBR
No one could read it
Thank you for the realization that every woman in his administration is a Barbie! Top line on their resumés.
How about our adorable Press Secretary’s comment about the Library Of Congress lending inappropriate books to children. You can’t make this stuff up
Priceless!
You need to see the movie Barbie! She is so much better than all these Jezebels and they shouldn’t be compared to her! I’m in defense of Barbie who at least had a heart and felt compassion for Ken and didn’t shoot him when he was down and out.
Gee thanks:-)
I believe the first page of their resume is an 8x10 photo
Yes, that seems to be the pattern.
The don't send resumes. They send pictures, a la "Legally Bonde", since appearance tops substance in the Trump administration..
AG Barbie, my wife is going to get her "vintage" collection from the attic and create a bondibarbie look for every month.
Please don’t insult Barbie!!
🤣😂🤣😂
I'm pretty sure you gave Trump an idea, Andy.
The only genuine Jersey Band
Is the fabulous Amboy Dukes
You’ll see founding guitarist,
Theodore Nugent, own the liberal pukes.
And owning the libs, versus being one,
Is, at last, the right place to be.
‘Cause it’s right on the right, and right makes might,
As Kid Rock can clearly see.
But, what of The Boss, from Asbury Park,
Who has long ruled the Jersey Shore.
Just when Bruce had a brace of number one hits,
He’d cook up a couple more.
His performances? Marathon music events,
Yes, Springsteen can rock all day.
His voice won’t distort like that odd, growling tort, the unspeakable RFK.
Clarence Clemens is gone; E Street Band can go on
Springsteen’s voice and opinions still strong.
And that Queensboro lump
Tone-deaf President Trump
With the Village People in his thrall,
Doesn’t care about Bruce
(Aren’t the Springsteins all Jews?)
And Lee Greenwood will still take his call.
Excellent!
Good one, well some bands come and some bands go and some bands reinvent. That's the music business. I think it's interesting that the Orange One is from the "city" but supports country more often and pop. The pop I get it's simple stuff but the country well I guess he identifies with that because it's American! Never mind the fact that probably the blues and gospel was actually more native to this country and is a close second (if not first) to country music.
Don't forget jazz!
Brilliance speaks! Springsteen a Kenyan name!
Think he got that confused with Springbok, as in antelope. Tick another boc on the Dementia Chart.
Bruce Springbok is a South African.
😂
You know, Springbok, Reebok, Wildebeest....
I've got to go with Mitch McMushmouth! He is the one who unlocked the door to perdition, then held it open for all the other cockroaches pictured here - and many others - to rise to their positions of malevolent incompetence within the kakistocracy.
VERY WELL SAID!!! 100% agreed.
So I guess that Donald Shitler Trump is next setting his sights on the First Amendment. To the MAGA morons: there is a reason that it’s the First Amendment!
This is exactly why MAGA stands for Morons Are Governing America!
LOVE THAT!!! So (unfortunately) spot on!!!
but, but, but . . . KaroLIE Leavitalone said in her first appearance before the press that . . . "it is a priority of this White House to honor the First Amendment." Maybe she meant to say "tRump's First Amendment" which is written in black sharpie.
--like the metaphorical earthquake reading about to come real.
Fantastic! You are the 1st thing I read in the morning.
When I first read this, I forgot I was reading AB and assumed it was real. It’s a weird time!
Judith, you're fine. It is AB and it is real. Whatever AB says is real. Would AB fib to us? Never.
How about a new ballad about the current occupant of the WH: "Born in the USA without a brain, without a heart, he exists to tear the country apart"? The verses of all his perfidies could go on ad nauseam.
--a veritable stream of nauseum.....
I looked up Springsteen which is a Dutch name, so perhaps Bruce is really an Afrikaner from South Africa, which would make him entitled to automatic American citizenship. Don't know about his wife or his guitar, though.
“…entitled to automatic American citizenship….” Brilliant…can’t stop laughing…
They'll slap a tariff on his guitar!
Oh my! You ONLY speak the truth!