Happy New Year again Andy! A strong cup of coffee and the TBR in my inbox is a wonderful and positive way to start the year 😉The coffee fortifies and your brilliant satire brings sanity and laughter to my day 😂
😂I agree TBR should come with a warning-hazardous if consumed at same time as mouthful of hot coffee! But I have been following TBR for a long time and have had years to hone my my coffee-drinking-hilarious-missive reading skills!😉
I have been a subscriber for over a year, and I still haven’t learned to swallow the coffee before reading. I guess I really am one of Drumph’s stupid people.🤣🤣
Ending the horror show of 2025 with the smiles and laughter you provide makes facing the new year palatable, if not with hope and resilience. Thanks for all you do and may 2026 bring more laughter and fewer tears!
AB, May 2026 be the Magic Number that turns all this Bullshit around right into Humptee’s face and he loses his nose, eyes, ears, and his entire face! Acetaminophen won’t help one bit!!! Thank you for your humour!! You’re a great influence on my misery!!!
Love, Apc xxxxxxooooooo!!!
ps~ May he please also lose those f____king cankles!!!!!
Happy new year, Andy and fellow TBRers!! May 2026 see a blue wave wash out maga for good, and may healing, renewal and reversal of ALL trumpstein damage begin!! ❤️🩹
Happy New Year Andy and all my fellow TBR folks for our first laugh of the day. We survived 2025 together. 2026 here we come! Love from Massachusetts. J&S
You make my day, Andy! Your brilliant satire causes joy and laughter (and sometimes mental images - like the felon wearing a sandwich board) that make me giggle every time I think of them throughout the day.
Can't wait to see what South Park comes up with! Such quick thinking on that writer's part. Do you think the soccer people could give him/her a Peace Prize?
It would be great if FIFA gave the South Park writers its second annual peace prize. FIFA is at that critical junction where they need to decide if their peace prize will continue, giving it to South Park could establish their legacy! They could become the next Hollywood Foreign Press Association/Golden Globes!
quite a brilliant prank - but there would be legal issues (intellectual property, trademark, passing off) in actually using the domain for an entertainment venue. But just the thumb in Trump's eye is worth celebrating.
😅👏 Catmn5!! (Ironically, and hilariously, he could easily fill the Kennedy Center five times over with felons he pardoned; but unless the event is a WWE wrestling blowout or a machine gun show, none of them have any interest in going.)
😅😅😅 (marble armrests *do* sound awfully uncomfortable. Maybe trump can brag about ending another war: no longer will people fight for domination of the armrest.)
As I opened my tablet this morning, the headline popped up and my first thought was it had to be Andy! Thank you so much for my morning smile. A happy and hopeful new year to you and your family and to all of the TBR members! You keep us all sane!!
So...are we commenting now because we went to bed early or because we're still partying from last night or because we live in a non- USA time zone? If it's the last option, can we rent your cellar please?
Pretended we were living near Greenland somewhere so we could say “fuck you, Don-Old” AND be in bed by 9:30, claiming we’d just rung in the new year. Mission accomplished!
We watched The American Revolution on PBS. Tells you everything about us! It’s truly fascinating how some of the original aims of the rebellion - the refusal to pay outrageous taxes, and the wish to free the colonies from the rule of the king - resonate with the wish to be free from the current tyrant and his dictates.
57! I stayed up past midnight but it was accidental - I lost track of time writing and comforting my dog, who was terrified by neighborhood idiocy (firecrackers were still going off at 2am).
Har! I was writing last night, looked up, and it was 12:07! Though I’m cautiously optimistic about 2026, I fear trump will ramp up the terror and horror and voter suppression campaigns more feverishly than ever in the months before the 2026 midterms. I dread that.
I see that you posted this early on New Years day. I supposed with Trump in office and doing stuff you don't get a lot of time to sleep. Keep up the good work, but remember to breath.
"I'll fund the operation," he said, "by replacing all the paintings in the National Gallery of Art with pictures of me and raising the free admission by 5000 percent. Pete, Pam, Marco, Mike Johnson, all kinds of people will flock to it!"
and genuflect as they enter the building to behold such greatness (I threw up a little writing that, even though its not true - sometimes the level of my own sarcasm scares me)
Happy New Year to the entire TBR community! Thanks for being here and making my day, every day. ❤️
Thanks for devoting your time to us!
Happy New Year again Andy! A strong cup of coffee and the TBR in my inbox is a wonderful and positive way to start the year 😉The coffee fortifies and your brilliant satire brings sanity and laughter to my day 😂
I assume the coffee is so you have something to spit out when you read his hilarious missives.
😂I agree TBR should come with a warning-hazardous if consumed at same time as mouthful of hot coffee! But I have been following TBR for a long time and have had years to hone my my coffee-drinking-hilarious-missive reading skills!😉
I have been a subscriber for over a year, and I still haven’t learned to swallow the coffee before reading. I guess I really am one of Drumph’s stupid people.🤣🤣
😂No stupid person reads TBR 😂Give yourself some time to master this skill!
🤣😂🤣😂
Thank YOU, Andy, for making every day brighter for all of us. We love you!
Ending the horror show of 2025 with the smiles and laughter you provide makes facing the new year palatable, if not with hope and resilience. Thanks for all you do and may 2026 bring more laughter and fewer tears!
Paraphrasing the late Czech president and dissident Vaclav Havel, we may not be optimistic yet, but we are hopeful ❤️
Well said!
AB, May 2026 be the Magic Number that turns all this Bullshit around right into Humptee’s face and he loses his nose, eyes, ears, and his entire face! Acetaminophen won’t help one bit!!! Thank you for your humour!! You’re a great influence on my misery!!!
Love, Apc xxxxxxooooooo!!!
ps~ May he please also lose those f____king cankles!!!!!
Happy new year, Andy and fellow TBRers!! May 2026 see a blue wave wash out maga for good, and may healing, renewal and reversal of ALL trumpstein damage begin!! ❤️🩹
Thanks for your wit and humor!
Happy New Year, Andy.
Your clever wit is indispensable and helps keeps us sane.
Thanks, Andy, for starting off 2026 with a huge laugh!
Happy New Year Andy and all my fellow TBR folks for our first laugh of the day. We survived 2025 together. 2026 here we come! Love from Massachusetts. J&S
You make my day, Andy! Your brilliant satire causes joy and laughter (and sometimes mental images - like the felon wearing a sandwich board) that make me giggle every time I think of them throughout the day.
Happy New Year you to you and yours!
Happy New Year! 🥂💖
Off to a fantastic start, Andy! 😂😂
Happy New Year to you and your family! Keep ‘em comin’!
A 🌟BRILLIANT!!!🌟 start to 2026! Thank you Andy!
Back at ya, Andy!
I still want to rename Mar-a-Lago Guantanamo North. Can we work on that in ‘26?
Remember: the only difference between an exclusive gated community and a prison is which side of the gate the lock is on!
Maybe we could switch them....
Or, CECOT Annex
What's next - a free pardon with your ticket?
FAKE NEWS! Pardons are not free. See the White House website for a price list.
Har!
I hope y'all know a South Park writer bought the domain for TrumpKennedyCenter.org.
It will be wild!
I heard that!
https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/south-park-writer-buys-trump-kennedy-center-domain-names-1236617630/
I love that this happened. South Park has been relentless this past year. There’s hope for humanity.
Yes! It now features the "Epstein Dancers"! Can't wait!
I thought pretty much anyone can get a FIFA Peace Prize, since the DC McDonalds started including them in every Happy Meal.
Can't wait to see what South Park comes up with! Such quick thinking on that writer's part. Do you think the soccer people could give him/her a Peace Prize?
It would be great if FIFA gave the South Park writers its second annual peace prize. FIFA is at that critical junction where they need to decide if their peace prize will continue, giving it to South Park could establish their legacy! They could become the next Hollywood Foreign Press Association/Golden Globes!
Oh, that would be absolutely delicious!!
quite a brilliant prank - but there would be legal issues (intellectual property, trademark, passing off) in actually using the domain for an entertainment venue. But just the thumb in Trump's eye is worth celebrating.
Yup!! Can’t wait to see what Toby puts on there!
He might be able to fill the seats with everyone he’s pardoned, so far. He’d have to keep his eye on the silverware, though……
What silverware? I thought it's all gold.
Fake gold plastic picnic ware.
With cubic zirconia accents!
😅👏 Catmn5!! (Ironically, and hilariously, he could easily fill the Kennedy Center five times over with felons he pardoned; but unless the event is a WWE wrestling blowout or a machine gun show, none of them have any interest in going.)
If they don't fill the seats, he will retract the pardons.
What a rectal cavity he is.
Hey! Rectal cavities are innocent, hard-working, and productive.
Let us not sully that noble organ by likening it to a malevolent blot which is the antithesis of all those things (and reputedly stinkier).
besides, truth be told, he's the substance that fills recital cavities
Happy New Year--midterms are coming! Keep hope alive!
And you will get to rest your poor, sore elbows on marble armrests? If you will just buy season tickets, you get upgraded to the marble seats!
We think alike on this one!
People say the present toilets will all be replaced with gold ones from Home Depot. People are saying that!
grown men, with tears in their eyes, are saying that
Are you talking about the Trump Lincoln Memorial?
Wait, memorial means he’s dead. Please tell me this is not fake news 🙏
Everything everyone writes on here is true! That and well, he is brain dead…Now if we could only rid ourselves of his big stinky shell….
<appreciative applause>
But, of course!
😅😅😅 (marble armrests *do* sound awfully uncomfortable. Maybe trump can brag about ending another war: no longer will people fight for domination of the armrest.)
I misread it as "unrest" that works! We should all dominate the unrest. (or some such)
😅
sounds so comfortable! and very much like tRump, cold and hard
Also, cold and brainless.
As I opened my tablet this morning, the headline popped up and my first thought was it had to be Andy! Thank you so much for my morning smile. A happy and hopeful new year to you and your family and to all of the TBR members! You keep us all sane!!
Happy new year folks!
So...are we commenting now because we went to bed early or because we're still partying from last night or because we live in a non- USA time zone? If it's the last option, can we rent your cellar please?
I didn't go to bed early. Stayed up way past my bedtime. It was 9:15.
Pretended we were living near Greenland somewhere so we could say “fuck you, Don-Old” AND be in bed by 9:30, claiming we’d just rung in the new year. Mission accomplished!
Pretending we are living elsewhere has suddenly become a fantasy in our lives...
BTAM: We have lived elsewhere, and it was a land called America, and one day soon, we will have that land back
We made it to 11. We watched "The Outer Limits." Which of those two gives away our age?
If they brought back "The Outer Limits" today, it would be reality TV.
If only life were that corny and cheesy again...
We watched The American Revolution on PBS. Tells you everything about us! It’s truly fascinating how some of the original aims of the rebellion - the refusal to pay outrageous taxes, and the wish to free the colonies from the rule of the king - resonate with the wish to be free from the current tyrant and his dictates.
57! I stayed up past midnight but it was accidental - I lost track of time writing and comforting my dog, who was terrified by neighborhood idiocy (firecrackers were still going off at 2am).
Har! I was writing last night, looked up, and it was 12:07! Though I’m cautiously optimistic about 2026, I fear trump will ramp up the terror and horror and voter suppression campaigns more feverishly than ever in the months before the 2026 midterms. I dread that.
Happy new year! Thanks for helping us stay sane!
I see that you posted this early on New Years day. I supposed with Trump in office and doing stuff you don't get a lot of time to sleep. Keep up the good work, but remember to breath.
Could almost believe that to be true 😊
Everything I write is true.
Of course it is Andy 😊
ANDY! Are you off your meds again?
Andy always writes the truth!
"I'll fund the operation," he said, "by replacing all the paintings in the National Gallery of Art with pictures of me and raising the free admission by 5000 percent. Pete, Pam, Marco, Mike Johnson, all kinds of people will flock to it!"
and genuflect as they enter the building to behold such greatness (I threw up a little writing that, even though its not true - sometimes the level of my own sarcasm scares me)
Andy, they don't make sandwich boards that big. Must've been a billboard.
Should we conclude that MAGA red-hatters are not theater-goers?
Safe call.
100%!!!!!!!!!!!
unless its the drive-in the-ater on highway 43
Let’s not insult drive-ins
true; my apologies - drive-ins are a joyful reminder of a happier time