Of course they want him to change his name to Trump. “Barack Hussein Obama” is too hard to spell. After all, they’ve forgotten the apostrophe/s in “Trump’s Derangement Syndrome” for years.
Hussein is too Saddam-evocative for trump, per his sycophantic entourage who try to render trump’s actions sane to the public. But really, spelling it proved too much a challenge for the president.
That would get rid of my maternal grandfather, who I suspect was not a very nice person, given who his children turned out to be. Getting rid of that name would be an excellent idea.
I’m pretty convinced we’re not living in the real world anymore. When a President holds apprised funds hostage unless buildings are named after him…and his party agrees with him…it’s a black comedy competing with “Springtime for Hitler.” I’m not laughing.
I'm starting to feel like one of my dead friends or relatives is going to walk out from behind a bush and I'll realize that this IS an immersive, cartoon simulation.
What a great idea. And what if they are domestic partners? Are we enlightened and tolerant enough to elect a president who is not married? Who might be 'with' someone in a long-term relationship but not officially married? And----IMAGINE--what if the person was contentedly single. Are we ready for this?
I just bought the Trump toilet brush as a hostess gift. My late husband collected political campaign buttons starting in the 1950's and after his death I sold them to a collector. The big payoff was for the ones for the presidential campaigns of FDR, TR and earlier. Wonder if the Trump stuff will be collectible.
I think the best thing we can do, when tRump makes his exit to Hades, is have what used to be a "good old-fashioned book burning." However, we should expand it to include every single tRump product ever produced: Watches, sneakers, bibles, NFT cards, etc. And the burning should be held in Texas (that is, unless something bad happens to Texas, now that the El Paso airport has been shut down for 10 days . . . what the hell Is Petey Kegsbreath planning???)
“Officials on Wednesday offered conflicting explanations for a temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, after the Federal Aviation Administration rescinded an order issued hours earlier to ground flights for 10 days.”
conflicting explanations: what a surprise 😮
The left hand does not know what the right hand is doing 🤬🤬🤬🤬
that's par for this administration . . . DOJ, DHS, FBI and now the FAA. As it turns out, apparently here were drones they felt the Mexican cartel were sending in . . . honestly, if I lived in Texas, I'd be nervous because I don't think the government knows what its doing.
Only to MAGA morons. They'll build shrines in their living rooms of Trump gold sneakers, Trump coins, Trump gold lame spray painted wall decor and have weekly prayer meetings reading from the Trump bible. Feasting on Quarter Pounders and Diet Coke.
There you have it. Anything from Ike to the present had no value because of mass production. This is the most desired:
The 1920 Cox-Roosevelt campaign button is highly valuable—with one selling for over $185,000—due to its extreme rarity and historical significance, as it features future president Franklin D. Roosevelt in a lost, unsuccessful campaign. These small, double-portrait buttons were not produced in large quantities, making them exceptionally rare treasures.
It probably will, but hopefully as examples of how extreme the public loathing and ridicule of a president has become. I'm old, and have experienced reactions to many presidents. Even the criticisms and dislike were tempered with some respect--even if it was for the office. The hatred for Trump has risen to new heights -- public wishes for his death. There is merchandise with these sentiments is sold. People speak of this openly. This is so unique that I believe all tangible memorabilia will be considered valuable and collectible. Hold onto it.
I was given one of those toilet brushes and I taped it to my No Kings protest sign...with just the brush/face sticking up over the top. It gets a lot of laughs!!!
He acts like a king, wants to rule by fiat. But a grand jury rebuked him and DoJ big time by refusing to indict Mark Kelly, my Congressman Chris Deluzio, and the other four. Power to the people!
Me too! I laughed out loud. My SIL is a lawyer and she’s fond of saying that grand juries will indict a ham sandwich so what was presented must’ve been pretty stupid.
Republican who sit passively on the sidelines watching Trump paste his name on anything that doesnt move (or in the case of battleships anything that does move) should remember the Sacklers, whose name was unceremoniously pulled from museums and other institutions around the world when their crimes were made known. Trump and MAGA are to politics what the Sackler family and oxycontin were to Pharma.
here's a thought, as tRump leaves office (hopefully soon, ideally in a body bag), we rename all public toilets and waste processing facilities, after the retrumplicans who served under him. I personally can't wait to use the Claudia Tenney public toilet and diaper changing station.
And it is a wonderful collection; beautiful Persian and other exquisite Middle Eastern items. The illustrated miniatures are / were a joy to behold. #Tragic
Trump seeking honors (other than those he gives himself) is a laugh-out-loud tale to be told. He shouldn't be in the same room as the Obamas; he'll never rate the love and respect the world has for them. He is the biggest loser this country has ever elected. And we are paying for it. Now is the time for all good men and women to rise up in protest and strike and boycott and keep the Epstein light burning. These mfers are going down and the joke is, they did it to themselves. Honor indeed.
"Together with the one given to me by Maria Machado," said the happy president, "my name on Obama's gives me two Nobel Peace Prizes. That's a world record which frankly, no one else has ever achieved in millions of years of giving out that award. Even the meteor that stopped the war between the dinosaurs - a single war compared to my eight - only got one."
Yes, on camera, he pried the Grammy from the boy’s small hands (though they were bigger than trump’s), then he promptly sent the child to Dilley detention in TX.
Wow! A doubleheader - you set us up with the first headline and then knocked it out of the park with Little Bunny! I guess it’s a mid-week special, and am SO HAPPY! Laughing is the best way to start the day. Thanks Andy, I needed this!
He left out Hussein!
😂I noticed that ! I guess Hussein isn’t white nationalist Christian enough! Thanks for the morning chuckle Andy ! 😂
Of course they want him to change his name to Trump. “Barack Hussein Obama” is too hard to spell. After all, they’ve forgotten the apostrophe/s in “Trump’s Derangement Syndrome” for years.
He couldn’t pronounce Hussein.
Or spell it.
Obama is living rent-free in what's left of Donald's brain.
100%. Hope Obama is enjoying it. We sure are!
Not much space left!
Plenty of space. Most of it is empty.
And, Michelle - he ignored her! Perhaps “Michelle Melania Obama Trump” would be best?
LOL! Love how you worked "be best" in there - artful!
But with upper case Be Best.
Or
“I really don’t care, do U?”
Melania's true name: "Hussy Galore"!
How about hyphenating it?
Michelle Melania Obama-Trump?
Let's not........
Perhaps his most generous gift to Michelle Obama was considering her worth ignoring.
Of course he did
Love this one! I think perhaps he would add in some Irish flavor and make it O'Bama.
Well that would help get the Alabama voters.
Do we really want to?
Maybe he doesn't know how to spell it...
Hussein is too Saddam-evocative for trump, per his sycophantic entourage who try to render trump’s actions sane to the public. But really, spelling it proved too much a challenge for the president.
I was in hysterics after just the headlines!
Clearly, a sign of his encroaching dementia!
Oh, I chuckled when reading this. So funny! And true. But when he's kicked out of office, the next GOOD President will replace everything! Hooray!!!
We can only hope, Judy.
Of course he did
"Hustler, Hack": middle names more appropriate for Trump!
Hysterical!
The only thing I’m looking forward to seeing with Trump’s name is a tomb stone.
Here lies Donald Trump
he lied with every breath all his life,
now he lies silent, for eternity
let us remember a Trump is never a Truth
At least he won’t have to lie in state because he’s already lied in every state he’s ever been to!
you win .......priceless
brilliant
But, he’s actually only been in a handful of states.
The states of delusion, confusion with his permanent residence in the state of denial.
supposedly he's campaigned in all 50, so he HAS lied in every state.
Ba dum tiss!!! 🥁
Har!! Funny, Al!
🤣🤣🤣 so true!
Insert rimshot here!
🎯 Spot On, Al!!!
You mean he trumped half the country?
I vote for getting rid of the word "trump" when he dies so that we never have to hear it again.
“I second the emotion.”
I third and fourth it!
Guess I'll settle for fifth.
But but but.... Mary Trump!!!!
Well, yeah, but maybe she will change it! I wonder if she isn't sick of it herself!
Maybe she'll get married
I think she is already partnered, if not same-sex married, already!
The sooner, the better. Preferably on a golf course far, far away....Mars, maybe??
What a great idea! He could be the first humanoid to populate Mars… as dust!
The orange dust would fit in with the Martian color palette!
Musk wants SpaceX to build a community on the moon in the next 10 years, so that's an option.
I don't know if we can wait that long
Hmmm ... okay, what if he gets the "Grand Prize" to go up on the next SpaceX test flight? Wait—haven't most of those flights exploded?
of course . . . shove him into a SpaceX flight asap!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Heh-heh-heh!
The only problem I see with that is that all his shit would still rain down on the world.
But it would hopefully be a 1-time event, instead of this daily shit-storm we are dealing with.
Yes, hopefully. But if he somehow survives…
Nobody survives being buried on a golf course on Mars. Nobody.
Like cockroaches and Twinkies.
I wonder what the epitaph will be. Not the one in his estate planning. The one US citizens will demand once this regime is no longer in power.
Here lies a lying liar who spent his entire life lying about the lies he was lying about.
However the final epitaph reads, they better install an industrial size urinal drain system because that’s one drain that’s going to be swamped!
he's drained the swamp and replaced it with a cesspool
That’s a great idea. Keep a portapotty next to the grave.
nah, just use the grave site
I know but think of the photo ops!
And never have it serviced.
Amen! LOL
Here lies a convicted felon found guilty of dozens of counts of fraud and liable for SA and defamation.
And that's no lie.
Not sure we'll be able to make it out once 274,897,116 people piss on it.
As I said earlier - I would like to see the word "trump" banished from the English language when he dies.
And the name Donald, too.
Sorry all you Dons.
That would get rid of my maternal grandfather, who I suspect was not a very nice person, given who his children turned out to be. Getting rid of that name would be an excellent idea.
That was my father's name, and it pisses me off that Lumpy's is the same.
"Here below is Donald Trump
Hair of orange, brain like a stump.
His lying tongue now is still.
No more any illegal raid.
No more payments to evade
Now he has to pay the bill!
Bravo! I’ve been stymied looking for something that rhymes with short-fingered vulgarian…
Not proud of it but I certainly agree. I am unaccustomed to wishing so strongly that someone would die, but here we are!
“I would never wish death on any man, but some obituaries I have read with great delight"
Mark Twain
I think that sometimes too, Martha . . . I'm not usually that person, but at this point, I think he's gotten on God's last nerve too.
Ditto!
I agree with you 100%!
--unmarked!
Or an arrest warrant.
I’m pretty convinced we’re not living in the real world anymore. When a President holds apprised funds hostage unless buildings are named after him…and his party agrees with him…it’s a black comedy competing with “Springtime for Hitler.” I’m not laughing.
It’s more likely a White tragic comedy.
I know you're right, but I can't help laughing. I apologize.
I'm starting to feel like one of my dead friends or relatives is going to walk out from behind a bush and I'll realize that this IS an immersive, cartoon simulation.
Bravo, Larry. Spot on!
I hear that Trump has put his name like a million times all over the Epstein files.
As Michael Kosta said last night, The Trump Files, featuring Jeffrey Epstein!
perhaps we should all refer to them as the Trump-Epstein files now.
I love this idea!!!!!
He wants to be renamed Jeffrey Trumpstein
Or Donald Eptrump?
LOL - good one!
How many folks out there are in favor of tearing down Trump's East Wing Ballroom as soon as he leaves office?
If it is ever built.
And replace it with new East Wing. Designed with input from the future First Lady. Upgraded basement for national security.
Do you mean First Gentleman?
I see what you did there!
First Spouse?
What a great idea. And what if they are domestic partners? Are we enlightened and tolerant enough to elect a president who is not married? Who might be 'with' someone in a long-term relationship but not officially married? And----IMAGINE--what if the person was contentedly single. Are we ready for this?
Just what I was thinking, Daisy🤓🖖🏻
I think E. Jean Carroll might have some good ideas of what it could be used for. Something to serve the public.
That should be a campaign promise, along with the arch.
DEFINITELY the Arch de Trash. Of course he chose the super colossal size, like his ego, making it way worse.
we may luck out and there won't be anything to tear down for the tRump Food Court and Cafeteria
Me!
How about transforming it into indoor gardens like at Longwood in Pennsylvania?
7or 8 million?
Oh just a lovely way to start my day! Coffee and a good laugh!
I just flushed a number two..... I gladly named it "Trump"
TMI
A truly royal flush!
I gotta go take a Trump……..
I just bought the Trump toilet brush as a hostess gift. My late husband collected political campaign buttons starting in the 1950's and after his death I sold them to a collector. The big payoff was for the ones for the presidential campaigns of FDR, TR and earlier. Wonder if the Trump stuff will be collectible.
Likely collected for a nationwide bonfire.
I think the best thing we can do, when tRump makes his exit to Hades, is have what used to be a "good old-fashioned book burning." However, we should expand it to include every single tRump product ever produced: Watches, sneakers, bibles, NFT cards, etc. And the burning should be held in Texas (that is, unless something bad happens to Texas, now that the El Paso airport has been shut down for 10 days . . . what the hell Is Petey Kegsbreath planning???)
Military action vs. Mexico? I'm appalled. It's all very ominous.
and it has just been reported, that the ban has been lifted. Someone has some 'splaining to do.
“Officials on Wednesday offered conflicting explanations for a temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, after the Federal Aviation Administration rescinded an order issued hours earlier to ground flights for 10 days.”
conflicting explanations: what a surprise 😮
The left hand does not know what the right hand is doing 🤬🤬🤬🤬
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02/11/us/faa-el-paso-flights-airport
that's par for this administration . . . DOJ, DHS, FBI and now the FAA. As it turns out, apparently here were drones they felt the Mexican cartel were sending in . . . honestly, if I lived in Texas, I'd be nervous because I don't think the government knows what its doing.
Only to MAGA morons. They'll build shrines in their living rooms of Trump gold sneakers, Trump coins, Trump gold lame spray painted wall decor and have weekly prayer meetings reading from the Trump bible. Feasting on Quarter Pounders and Diet Coke.
Excellent scenario. That Diet Coke certainly doesn’t seem to be working, does it?
Always made me gain not loose. Might as well go for the gusto and have a real coke.
I wish these fools cardiac arrest or at least severe chest pains.
--Christian Nationalist communion!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
NO
maybe collect everything and send it to Musktown on Mars ?
I have a roll of anti-Trump TP. Interested?
Unfortunately, it will not pass the scarcity test. But lets hope it joins the category of "items prohibited for sale" on respectable collectors sites.
There you have it. Anything from Ike to the present had no value because of mass production. This is the most desired:
The 1920 Cox-Roosevelt campaign button is highly valuable—with one selling for over $185,000—due to its extreme rarity and historical significance, as it features future president Franklin D. Roosevelt in a lost, unsuccessful campaign. These small, double-portrait buttons were not produced in large quantities, making them exceptionally rare treasures.
It probably will, but hopefully as examples of how extreme the public loathing and ridicule of a president has become. I'm old, and have experienced reactions to many presidents. Even the criticisms and dislike were tempered with some respect--even if it was for the office. The hatred for Trump has risen to new heights -- public wishes for his death. There is merchandise with these sentiments is sold. People speak of this openly. This is so unique that I believe all tangible memorabilia will be considered valuable and collectible. Hold onto it.
I was given one of those toilet brushes and I taped it to my No Kings protest sign...with just the brush/face sticking up over the top. It gets a lot of laughs!!!
I have Trump toilet paper and a bar of "Trump's Tiny Hand Soap" in the powder room.
The late Kinky Friedman called a "dump" a "Nixon." But that was another era. Same idea.
Good one. I have to trump.
The 'little ones' - when they show up - get named "Trumpets"
Not on a gold toilet? Doesn't count!
Kinky Friedman used to call it "Taking a Nixon", so there is precedent.
He acts like a king, wants to rule by fiat. But a grand jury rebuked him and DoJ big time by refusing to indict Mark Kelly, my Congressman Chris Deluzio, and the other four. Power to the people!
That decision was a high point in recent news. I actually clapped at the TV seeing it on BBC-News America.
Me too! I laughed out loud. My SIL is a lawyer and she’s fond of saying that grand juries will indict a ham sandwich so what was presented must’ve been pretty stupid.
I think this is Boxwine's 6th(?) failed indictment. Another idiot in the cabinet.
Or the people on that particular Grand Jury must be folks with brains and a strong sense of decency.
We need more of them.
To show his sincerity he lifted tariffs on Hawaii.
Republican who sit passively on the sidelines watching Trump paste his name on anything that doesnt move (or in the case of battleships anything that does move) should remember the Sacklers, whose name was unceremoniously pulled from museums and other institutions around the world when their crimes were made known. Trump and MAGA are to politics what the Sackler family and oxycontin were to Pharma.
here's a thought, as tRump leaves office (hopefully soon, ideally in a body bag), we rename all public toilets and waste processing facilities, after the retrumplicans who served under him. I personally can't wait to use the Claudia Tenney public toilet and diaper changing station.
The Lauren Boebert Solid Waste Facility in Northern Colorado
Thanks for the heads up, I’d better move my car.
Check out the Harvard Art Museums online. HAM would NOT remove the Sackler name from the one building of 3 that comprise the HAM.
I visit once a year and refuse to enter the Suckler Wing.
(Not a typo)
Maybe when the photo of Trump and Putin is removed from the White House it can be relocated to the Suckler Wing.
And it is a wonderful collection; beautiful Persian and other exquisite Middle Eastern items. The illustrated miniatures are / were a joy to behold. #Tragic
Trump seeking honors (other than those he gives himself) is a laugh-out-loud tale to be told. He shouldn't be in the same room as the Obamas; he'll never rate the love and respect the world has for them. He is the biggest loser this country has ever elected. And we are paying for it. Now is the time for all good men and women to rise up in protest and strike and boycott and keep the Epstein light burning. These mfers are going down and the joke is, they did it to themselves. Honor indeed.
"Together with the one given to me by Maria Machado," said the happy president, "my name on Obama's gives me two Nobel Peace Prizes. That's a world record which frankly, no one else has ever achieved in millions of years of giving out that award. Even the meteor that stopped the war between the dinosaurs - a single war compared to my eight - only got one."
I've heard tRump confiscated the Grammy given to that little boy at the Super Bowl.
You mean the Trummpy given to the boy at the Trump Bowl at Trump Stadium in Trumpa Clara, Trumpifornicatia?
yes, that place <snort laugh>
Yes, on camera, he pried the Grammy from the boy’s small hands (though they were bigger than trump’s), then he promptly sent the child to Dilley detention in TX.
Perfect! This thread is headed in a great new direction.
I hear he's inviting the Hawks to the Rose Parking Lot but they can't leave till they turn over the trophy.
<snicker>
He should rebrand biology too - the next slime mold should be named after Trump.
Except, slime molds perform a function in the environment.
But his slime is a floor wax AND a desert topping too
Also brought to you by the makers of SCUM, the first ever combined salad dressing and foot ointment.
Why doesn't he just cut to the chase and name himself God and everyone else Loser?
in his mind, he has
(You said it before I did and I applaud you!)
Great minds think alike, Wis!
And there it is …
--when the reverse is certainly true!
Wow! A doubleheader - you set us up with the first headline and then knocked it out of the park with Little Bunny! I guess it’s a mid-week special, and am SO HAPPY! Laughing is the best way to start the day. Thanks Andy, I needed this!
How about naming a social disease after him, like genital Trump or leprous Trump?
Maybe TDS. Trump Diaper Syndrome. Where the diaper is not big enough to hold it all.
Or a newly diagnosed psychosis: Trump's Derangement Syndrome.
Don't you think that's rather rash?
<appreciative applause> perhaps we can change all "diapers" to "tRump nappies"
trumpDepends?
oh yes, please!