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Trump Establishes New Cabinet Department to Process Huge Volume of Bribes

Trump Establishes New Cabinet Department to Process Huge Volume of Bribes

May 16, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—To process the avalanche of bribes offered him on a daily basis, on Friday the President created a new Cabinet-level department, Group Receiving Inducements For Trump (GRIFT).

“We’re getting thousands of beautiful gifts a day and we don’t have enough people to sign for them all,” Trump said. “Eric …

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