😂😂 I suggest the Venezuelan Fishermen’s Association award him a peace prize ! Then maybe he’ll stop blitzing their poor boats out of the water ! Thanks Andy for your brilliance and humor 😉
telecommunicatons?? The only problem with that is the word "communications". He does not communicate well - but the tele works. He's always trying to tele (tell-a lie, tell-a stuff over and over again. . .)
Well, since he claims to have won 35 Golf Championships, including six this year, pretty sure the PGA should award him a gold statue of his favorite golfer’s anatomical part he most admired.
With an additional trophy for a setting a record in wins achieved by cheating. (The guy, educated in Scotland, assures me that golf mendacity is pretty simple.)
If it would make him happy I would give him the Nobel Peas Prize.
I'll be happy to get a can of peas from a good brand like for example "Le Sueur Brand Premium Canned Vegetables". Spray paint the thing yellow (we'll tell him it is of the purest of pure gold) and name the thing Nobel Peas Prize.
For info, "Le Sueur Brand Premium Canned Vegetables" also has "very young small sweet peas" in the offering. We'll use one of those cans for his Nobel Peas Prize.... I'm sure Trump will appreciate the link to his dead BFF Epstein!
<speech> "I thank my mother and my employer and my wife and so on and on and on (tears rolling down my face) I could not have done this without drump!"
Back under Dump I, the New York Times bought a few of those Trump gold-like coins and chucked them into some Coke to see what would happen. Within a day or less, what was left of the glitz had all gotten carbonized away, leaving behind some gray-green nubs and a bad smell. It will soon be the same with the Beast himself.
• I am so happy for Donald for winning this prestigious award—an award that, over the past year, has somehow never been bestowed upon anyone else.
• I’m also thankful they found someone who looks like Stephen Miller to present it, complete with the accent Stephen would love to have.
• And now, thankfully, I can actually find affordable World Cup tickets, since those who spent their life savings on them will be selling them.
This leaves only the billionaires attending—caught on the jumbo screen whispering to their wife, their mistress, or the babysitter: “I thought this was a football game.”
FIFA speculated that the flaking gold paint was likely due to the heat of the microphone, camera and internet equipment embedded into the trophy. "We never expected he would carry the trophy with him room to room into warm places like the Lincoln Bathroom".
"We will be happy to re plate and recharge the trophy for 24/7 applications" they said. .
Great report Andy, and it might be true. I still can't understand why FIFA gave Orange Man the prize the same week that he and Ice Barbie announced that people, including soccer fans and perhaps even team members, from many Black and Brown majority countries will not be allowed into the country for any reason, even to play or watch soccer. What's with that??
The FIFA president is as corrupt as Felon Trump. And the national footbal associations come closely behind., or else they would at least boycott the games played on U.S. soil.
Cheap meaningless superficial unimpressive P-O-S . Ohhhh, I sidetracked & now I can’t remember if I’m talking about the Cracker Jack prize or the president, no difference.
Now that the FIFA Peace Prize has garnered his ire, what other organizations should step up and award him one? I say Hooters.
Oh, McDonald’s. You know how he loves their hamberders.
and their arches are GOLDEN
This is so absurd I can't tell if this really happened. It's hysterically funny!
Same here! I wondered if the paint actually did peel, but the column today is solid gold!
The gold paint rubbed off on his bruised hand!
The paint dissolved in the horse wormer and bleach on his hands.
I was also wondering if this was accurate or satire. Trusty internet said satire with full credit to our beloved Andy!
That's why the New Yorker always had a "NOT THE NEWS" banner to go with Andy's columns! Otherwise we weren't sure.
Love it Judy Sherwood!
Hee, hee!
--and without spurs!
Let's add Golden Corral.........
and what about his favored 'golden showers' from his Russian days.
Oh, yeah! That explains his fascination with golden things.
Touche
Still think Putin has the tapes. They're gold to him.
Yep, Putin indeed has Donnie by the shorthairs.
Oh Yes! We must remember--hope Vladdy still has the tapes.
When the Ukrainian Army finally invades Moscow, maybe they will come to light!
He’s already got the orange hair. Should be seamless.
If we did that, he would just eat it.
With a cup of co-fee-fee?
😂😂 I suggest the Venezuelan Fishermen’s Association award him a peace prize ! Then maybe he’ll stop blitzing their poor boats out of the water ! Thanks Andy for your brilliance and humor 😉
It could be a golden fish.
With bullet holes...
The award would probably gave a grenade inside!
We can only hope.
Oh and I forgot 😂Heinz ketchup so he’ll stop splattering the walls of the White House 😂Thanks again Andy !
Trump could just dip the award in a vat of ketchup and use it to splatter the walls
with ketchup a' la Jason Pollock!
It would be great therapy! If therapy, that is, could ever work on Trump!
Orange, the telecommunications company.
telecommunicatons?? The only problem with that is the word "communications". He does not communicate well - but the tele works. He's always trying to tele (tell-a lie, tell-a stuff over and over again. . .)
gold plated boobie prize!
As long as they are huuuuuuuuuge. Talk to Melanomia and DaughterWife.
Finally, an award with no fear of drowning!
Yep, he's a boobie prize for the MAGAts.
Well, since he claims to have won 35 Golf Championships, including six this year, pretty sure the PGA should award him a gold statue of his favorite golfer’s anatomical part he most admired.
Oh, the envy.
<snort laugh>
With an additional trophy for a setting a record in wins achieved by cheating. (The guy, educated in Scotland, assures me that golf mendacity is pretty simple.)
Hooters, Andy? You're suggesting a "Piece Prize"???
All white meat.
LOL
I would consider that more apropos.
Jb and Katherine - What would he do with the
"Piece Prize"??? He is probably impotent and also smelly!!!
Bellevue's psychiatric unit.
"The Orange Ward"
Pizza Hut should give him the Peace of Pizza prize. (Their piece of pizza is as close to really good pizza as Trump’s gold paint is to real gold.)
Ooooh! Consider the crust burned!
Hooters - yes, AB - that's perfect!
The Golden Pussay!
Oh yeah like the enchanted one.
Maybe Hooters can give him gold painted chicken wings - with lead paint.
He's already so full of something toxic, more lead paint would have no effect!
Bestesses Breastesses USA. Donnie's diminutive digits grasping upward at a set of double dees.
<snicker>
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kohler should give him the Golden Shower award......
No, Hooters Women's' breasts are too developed. How about one from Kidz R Mine, er, Us?
If it would make him happy I would give him the Nobel Peas Prize.
I'll be happy to get a can of peas from a good brand like for example "Le Sueur Brand Premium Canned Vegetables". Spray paint the thing yellow (we'll tell him it is of the purest of pure gold) and name the thing Nobel Peas Prize.
For info, "Le Sueur Brand Premium Canned Vegetables" also has "very young small sweet peas" in the offering. We'll use one of those cans for his Nobel Peas Prize.... I'm sure Trump will appreciate the link to his dead BFF Epstein!
Why not the Nobel Pee prize. The committee could invite Putin for the presentation.
How about the Nobel Piece Prize presented by Stormy Daniels
It'd have to be very small.
The Nobel Golden Pee Prize
See https://www.thestar.com/opinion/editorial-cartoons/theo-moudakis-peace-prize/article_3acc9c25-51ae-4e98-88f2-bbd5ce6611cf.html?gift=1&gift_token=2efb6251-5956-4aa8-8a43-a15cceda7548&token=eyJhbGciOiJSUzI1NiIsImtpZCI6InNpZ24tZ2lmdC1saW5rLWtleSJ9.eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy50aGVzdGFyLmNvbS9vcGluaW9uL2VkaXRvcmlhbC1jYXJ0b29ucy90aGVvLW1vdWRha2lzLXBlYWNlLXByaXplL2FydGljbGVfM2FjYzljMjUtNTFhZS00ZTk4LTg4ZjItYmJkNWNlNjYxMWNmLmh0bWw_Z2lmdD0xJmdpZnRfdG9rZW49MmVmYjYyNTEtNTk1Ni00YWE4LThhNDMtYTE1Y2NlZGE3NTQ4IiwiaWF0IjoxNzY1NDY5NTU1LCJleHAiOjE3NjU3Mjg3NTV9.RJCrskOQ4AX2p80Y5n1Qixqc9t5bNQZICzM1mSJaIIxOXbbS8qbkL_KYcH8-7w2AAHdvCJ6DvWR29CJUxTKWIBdpyCIaYq_DPBw3WnnNSDYs3tXdj2iKztqkyiE5pxgPpvBZh0jJSNSOiAA-_q9awr2MR0tihsQCGFrY-sas8SQH1u4HISZrPScwlR2VHxLqpK1RMh7JjQL7oLYe4IR4B8W2LuuUp4hHKYepzKjs4dH8ZWKzvbn8tLbXIq1AbDzzR8az7uh73MaOYVxd2gl2oqUgzhaRY4kEveF_uTgCH2zB7mL8hWyOo_bqv3mf9NH8A5o-5kAgacyIWKH6Rfaq-A
Wonderful cartoon! Thanks for the link.
What a brilliant cartoon!!
And then we can have Whirled Peas!
Too funny, Nancy ! 👏👏
--For Brains!
Piss Prize, in honor of his "golden stream"
Bill - I thought Orange man was not the producer but the receptor of the "golden stream".
Both!
I think it was Goya beans he had lined up on the Resolute desk during 45. Ivanka praised them too.
<standing ovation>
You can't make this shit up! Well , maybe a little.....
<speech> "I thank my mother and my employer and my wife and so on and on and on (tears rolling down my face) I could not have done this without drump!"
perfect!
Next it will be the orange coating peeling off his face. What do you think is under it?
lizard scales
😂😂😂 or definitely 🐍scales!
never ask a question unless you WANT to know the answer
The late, great, Hannibal Lector.
Piggy pink and brown age spots all over
just slime...
You don't want to know....
The real Dorian Gray, as in Oscar Wilde's horror novel. Now there's a prize worth waiting for!
A massive pile of manure.
Yep, stuff is already peeling off his hand.
Nothing much!
Not sure i want to know!
Fake gold for a fake prize for a fake president!
Back under Dump I, the New York Times bought a few of those Trump gold-like coins and chucked them into some Coke to see what would happen. Within a day or less, what was left of the glitz had all gotten carbonized away, leaving behind some gray-green nubs and a bad smell. It will soon be the same with the Beast himself.
This can’t happen soon enough!!!
Hilarious!
This is a wonderful image. It helps us get through the outrage. Thank you.
The Sinaloa Cartel: "In recognition of your brave actions in Venezuela that permitted us to operate in peace."
Funny stuff! Well now the award is more authentic, the hands look more like his, bruised and ugly.
Walter Reed should give him their own award, most cognitive decline seen in someone not even playing a contact sport.
What I will say:
• I am so happy for Donald for winning this prestigious award—an award that, over the past year, has somehow never been bestowed upon anyone else.
• I’m also thankful they found someone who looks like Stephen Miller to present it, complete with the accent Stephen would love to have.
• And now, thankfully, I can actually find affordable World Cup tickets, since those who spent their life savings on them will be selling them.
This leaves only the billionaires attending—caught on the jumbo screen whispering to their wife, their mistress, or the babysitter: “I thought this was a football game.”
Andy, you are the best thing since salt! I nominate Got2b Hair Spray.
Another laugh out loud story Andy! And about his cognitive decline. 25th amendment anyone?
yes, please, and asap!
Manifest! Manifest!
FIFA speculated that the flaking gold paint was likely due to the heat of the microphone, camera and internet equipment embedded into the trophy. "We never expected he would carry the trophy with him room to room into warm places like the Lincoln Bathroom".
"We will be happy to re plate and recharge the trophy for 24/7 applications" they said. .
Is there room in the Lincoln Bathroom--hasn't he stacked more classified files behind the shower curtain?
No, they are tucked away behind all the marble!
--and Trump redid a bathroom with out a mirror? Yes, there is a true cognitive decline!
Great report Andy, and it might be true. I still can't understand why FIFA gave Orange Man the prize the same week that he and Ice Barbie announced that people, including soccer fans and perhaps even team members, from many Black and Brown majority countries will not be allowed into the country for any reason, even to play or watch soccer. What's with that??
The FIFA president is as corrupt as Felon Trump. And the national footbal associations come closely behind., or else they would at least boycott the games played on U.S. soil.
and he's under investigation for violating FIFA ethics by awarding the golden peace prize to trump
Trumpery responded, "Are you STOOPID? That's fake paint!" Later he posted that FIFA should be charged with sedition.
who will tell him what sedition means, and who will help him pronouce it?
The President of Nambia will inform him of the oranges of the word.
Not I! Not I!
Cheap meaningless superficial unimpressive P-O-S . Ohhhh, I sidetracked & now I can’t remember if I’m talking about the Cracker Jack prize or the president, no difference.
No difference except one is flakier than another. Care to guess which?
The Darwin Award; here’s hoping it comes (very) soon.
“Hernandez then asked Trump..Piece of shit? Are we talking about the trophy or you.”
"--, Your Excellency?"