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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Good riddance!

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Cindy Froggatt's avatar

Mission accomplished!

(Self-deportation is the best route.)

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KHKate's avatar

Hope those cankles turn into blood clots on the long flight. You know he won't get up to exercise.

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Nancy Bayerle's avatar

ROFL-ing!! Oy!

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John Townsend's avatar

He'll have to lift his legs way, way high like Melania used to do!

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Lynn Tuohy's avatar

Please don’t let that be a Quote from W!

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John Townsend's avatar

--along with the Argentine junta plunge from an open airplane door!

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Jim Yoder's avatar

that is what barbie noname says

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Susan Kice's avatar

How we wish!

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Pat Ebervein's avatar

Ok, ok, you outdid yourself yet again, Andy! SMH, HOW do you come up with such perfection every time!

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DR Darke's avatar

Hasta la Vista, Baby....

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John Townsend's avatar

--"You won't be back!"

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Cathleen's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🎉🎉🎉🤣🤣🤣🎉🎉🎉

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Jim Yoder's avatar

Good riddance to bad rubbish

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John Townsend's avatar

With a long trill on that "r"!

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Jim Yoder's avatar

🧐

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Amruta R Eswara's avatar

Hhhhha hhhha 😂

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John Townsend's avatar

--to bad, bad rubbish!

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Jay F's avatar

Makes sense—a lot of his people emigrated there at the end of WW2.

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Very fine people!

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Pradnya Sikand's avatar

On both sides 😉

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John Townsend's avatar

--of the Bad Place!

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Robin S Kuykendall's avatar

Could be the reason he feathered the nest with $40+B and goosing beef production. Trump steaks redux.

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John Townsend's avatar

MAGATs will need all those steaks for the black eyes from Antifa's Revenge!

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Nancy Bayerle's avatar

Oh, Jay F, you beat me to it!!

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Kathleen D. Pierce's avatar

😹

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laura oshea's avatar

Excellent and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Thanks Andy for a great wish list for today!!!!

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BTAM Master's avatar

That's a REALLY BIG ass for the door to miss....

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Marmo's avatar

Exactly my thought, BTAM Master!

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Jay Jay Eh's avatar

The more polite way of saying that is “hit you where the Lord split you!”

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Allan Komitee's avatar

Or hit you where the sun don’t shine.

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John Townsend's avatar

--and never has, never will on him!

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John Townsend's avatar

Seems the Lord split him on top first........

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It's Come To This's avatar

You should have heard me cackle when I opened this one. "Fly coach, loser!" 👍

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John Townsend's avatar

I witch-cackled myself!

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Marmo's avatar

Laura Oshea - No door could miss that ass - look at the size of it!

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John Townsend's avatar

No thanks!

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Jim Yoder's avatar

just remember christmas is coming...

maybe he will go gift wrapped.

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John Townsend's avatar

Not enough wrapping paper in the world........

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John Townsend's avatar

--and may that door not leave any flaky gilt on your behind!

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Hank Greenspan's avatar

Oy, Do cry for me, Argentina. But better you than us.

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Pam Birkenfeld's avatar

Good one!

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John Townsend's avatar

He'll topple right off the Casa Rosada balcony!

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Katherine James's avatar

Best best best day we've had in A WHOLE CRAZY YEAR.

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Paul Snyderman's avatar

And which South American country was most welcoming Nazis after WWII???

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John Townsend's avatar

Can you sing, "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" in correct German?

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Allyson Ross Davies's avatar

If only!😉

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Michael Richmond's avatar

Too bad the plane didn't land in Venezuela instead.

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Marjorie's avatar

Too bad he wasn't in a small boat off the coast of Venezuela.

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Jim Yoder's avatar

that may be the way he truly has to escape

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John Townsend's avatar

Yes, yes! Double yes!

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MLK's avatar

El Salvador. I'd gladly contribute to the cost of confining Dump's rump at CECOT.

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John Townsend's avatar

--in underwear and a shaved head!

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John Townsend's avatar

Oh, yes, indeedy!

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Cheryl Schwartz's avatar

Oh, Andy, if only it were true! Thanks for the laugh on this very hopeful day!

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Notchomama's avatar

Damn, a close up on that picture…dude is damn near dead…

Let’s go, y’all…we’ve got to finish what we started.

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Nancy Bayerle's avatar

Keep the steaks and cholesterol moving.....we have another plan to oust Orangey! Or NARANJA "Man" as they say in Argentina.....

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Gary S's avatar

That picture just screams, "Come on, butt cheeks, stay together!"

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John Townsend's avatar

Oh, but they're clapping in a rhythm to "God Bless America".

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Paul Eric Gold's avatar

Damn: I thought that the death of Cock Cheney was the best news of the week. . . .

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Ada Fuller's avatar

Not Argentina, but Guantanamo! If he went to Argentina, he could still communicate. When he leaves office I never want to hear or see that man again!

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Nancy Bayerle's avatar

better yet, sidetrack his flight and land in the Antarctic - it's really not all that far once he's near Argentina.....he'll never know the difference

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John Townsend's avatar

--and has enough padding to not feel any cold anyway!

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Mark Carpenter's avatar

Don’t tease us like that and get our hopes up that Trump really is leaving, only for them to be dashed!

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Lynn Tuohy's avatar

Trump has found a whole new market for Trump Steaks there!

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John Townsend's avatar

No, he'll import them here, tariff-free of course!

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Martha Arreguin's avatar

That photo of hem so fits the story and I so love it!

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Martha Arreguin's avatar

him--sorry

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Weezie P's avatar

Thanks, Andy, it's wonderful to laugh out loud.

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