Yes, just afraid when it does happen we will have a Beetlejuice (or, more likely Candyman) situation on our hands. Seems like we just can't get rid of him.
He bruises too easily to check his pulse. They first used a mirror to see if he’s breathing, but when that method proved inconclusive, they moved straight to the “hat pin” test. So far, he’s twitched every time, so this has become the preferred method to determine if trump is merely sleeping, or is, in fact, dead. (Vance always volunteers to be “the hat pin guy”.)
One of these days, Vance will lose his patience, grab a MyPillow and smother the president before the cabinet meeting even starts. “Haha!” he’ll laugh as the others file into the room, eying the lifeless president suspiciously, “The president started his nap a bit early today. Let’s get started without him.”
Andy, Trump’s a tease but distinctly unfunny unlike you !😂Vance’s kiss of death doesn’t seem to be working with his boss ! 😉One of these days, our obnoxious know-it-all JD is going to tell you how satire should really be written! 😂💕
How, beyond, ironic. Dopey Don was totally mean about "Sleepy Joe". Now it is his moniker, "Sleepy Don". He should make us all sick. Squirrel! I heard a great interview on NPR yesterday. On of the guests was an expert on the Constitution. He had a fabulous quote; "Great ideas go to the senate and die."
I can’t wait for the death shroud. Hate to say that about anyone but I make an exception for dementia Don. Can’t wait for the global recession (depression?) that is right around the corner.
I did not.attend the funeral, but I sent a letter approving of it.
This famous witty insult is commonly attributed to Mark Twain regarding a person he disliked, though evidence suggests it may have originated with 19th-century politician Ebenezer Rockwood Hoar.
Predictions of his demise are greatly over reported. If only,for once, it would be true. I, like Sheryl don't say this about anyone ever but I have made an exception for the Lying Sack of S.
Grand Wizard Diaper Don of the DC chapter of the KKK. You can make a list of the members, GOP Congress members and Senators! Six Injustices of the Supreme Court, including where’s my free RV, Clarence Thomas!
Trump keeps teasing us.
Yes, just afraid when it does happen we will have a Beetlejuice (or, more likely Candyman) situation on our hands. Seems like we just can't get rid of him.
The rethuglicans will announce he is on vacation and send him to a taxidermist. Then it is 'Weekend at Bernie's' for who knows how long...
Great name-"rethuglicans!"
Or Michael Myers ....
Or Kanye West!
"I see and I hear and I speak no evil.
I carry no malice within my breast.
But quite without wishing a man to the devil,
One may be permitted to hope for the best."
...from GROOKS by Piet Hein (Danish mathematician, architect, philosopher, poet...)
Yet I take no comfort from the thought of J.D. in charge.
Amen to that!!
Trump could be proof the zombie apocalypse has begun. Has anybody checked his pulse lately?
He bruises too easily to check his pulse. They first used a mirror to see if he’s breathing, but when that method proved inconclusive, they moved straight to the “hat pin” test. So far, he’s twitched every time, so this has become the preferred method to determine if trump is merely sleeping, or is, in fact, dead. (Vance always volunteers to be “the hat pin guy”.)
I'd volunteer!
I doubt it, Phil.
Would you? "Ick" just barely describes it.
Ask Bandy Lee. Ans is yes
One of these days, Vance will lose his patience, grab a MyPillow and smother the president before the cabinet meeting even starts. “Haha!” he’ll laugh as the others file into the room, eying the lifeless president suspiciously, “The president started his nap a bit early today. Let’s get started without him.”
good chuckle!
Andy, Trump’s a tease but distinctly unfunny unlike you !😂Vance’s kiss of death doesn’t seem to be working with his boss ! 😉One of these days, our obnoxious know-it-all JD is going to tell you how satire should really be written! 😂💕
Vance is the anti-John Coffey from The Green Mile. Exhibit A-Pope Francis!
(I’d have thought that killing the pope was the one thing Vance got right, in trump’s eyes. I was surprised trump didn’t sic him on Leo, too.)
The sheet is kept in Trump’s desk drawer along with the peaked head covering with eye holes, wrapped with a rope.
Turns out Trump was only dead from the neck up.
Possible new word to describe this phenomenon: Catadonic ...
Oh, brilliant! Catadonic!
I see what you did there, Edith! Cute!
That’s been true for years.
Been like that for years. Just sayin’
Keeps a toe tag in his pocket, just in case?
😆😆😆
How, beyond, ironic. Dopey Don was totally mean about "Sleepy Joe". Now it is his moniker, "Sleepy Don". He should make us all sick. Squirrel! I heard a great interview on NPR yesterday. On of the guests was an expert on the Constitution. He had a fabulous quote; "Great ideas go to the senate and die."
Is nobody respecting expectant widows these days?
Melania keeps her own bed sheet ready.
I can’t wait for the death shroud. Hate to say that about anyone but I make an exception for dementia Don. Can’t wait for the global recession (depression?) that is right around the corner.
"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure". Clarence Darrow
Love that quote. In this case, I’ll read the obituary with extreme glee - and relief.
I did not.attend the funeral, but I sent a letter approving of it.
This famous witty insult is commonly attributed to Mark Twain regarding a person he disliked, though evidence suggests it may have originated with 19th-century politician Ebenezer Rockwood Hoar.
--which he'll blame on Biden and Obama.
Sheryl: I fully anticipate the first event you describe with morbid glee. The second, not so much…
Predictions of his demise are greatly over reported. If only,for once, it would be true. I, like Sheryl don't say this about anyone ever but I have made an exception for the Lying Sack of S.
A "sheet" with a pointy top, puts the "wizz" back in Wizard.
Hey Andy, When are you coming out with the TBR merch? we the faithful need some "anything but red" TBR caps....with "86'em" on the back.
Merch merch merch.......coffee stained t shirts!!!!
Another “If only,” Andy. I do love the reference to the Florsheims, and once again you saved the best for last. Now I can drink my coffee.
Vance was ghosting him!
You’re sure it wasn’t Rubio?
This would be funny if it weren't so terrifying to have the president asleep at the wheel.
Perhaps better than him being awake.
You are absolutely correct, Andy!
That made me laugh Andy!
(Much!)
Especially he's coupled with the surrounding horde of evil minions.
May he rest in peace. Soon.
A plastic dry-cleaning bag would have been more effective...next time!
Awesome!
Grand Wizard Diaper Don of the DC chapter of the KKK. You can make a list of the members, GOP Congress members and Senators! Six Injustices of the Supreme Court, including where’s my free RV, Clarence Thomas!