Anyone is smarter than Trump, but JD is too evangelical and hops on too many religious bandwagons prematurely. I read somewhere that the reason he was chosen as VP was because he was so stupid that even the most ardent Trump critics didn't want to take the risk.
"very dangerous" and??? We need to grow up and face down these monsters. Sitting back commenting about how "smart" Vance is does nothing to advance the cause. btw Vance is not very much of anything without the drumpf cult stamp of approval but bring it on
That's no reason to just sit back and let the madness continue unabated. We'll deal with Vance as needed. This is about us after all, not drumpf and his goon squad
Last I heard, Orban was 10pts down in the polls. I think JD Dunce is there to see what methods Orban has in mind to rig the election to ensure he wins once again. Dunce needs to bring home some ideas for the midterms & ‘28.
Of course he did! It worked the last time for our current Dicktater in Chief. Besides it gave him cover to ghostwrite the psycho crap for Trump while he was away. He's working hard to accomplish the 25th amendment soon.
They wont be able understanding the language, too difficult. Perhaps Melani who is mentioned to be fluent in at least 5 to 7 different languages can help out.
Dissatisfied with the level of support he has been getting from JD "Couchman" Vance, Trump decides to fire the VP. I mean, he got to fire everyone on "The Apprentice" didn't he?
Well, Cuba’s the understudy, and it would definitely be more Venezuela than Iran. Oh, I know, Operation Haiti Hoover! Stay with me on this. We take over, I.e. destroy everything via air and land assault (ten minutes max), and it becomes a Peach Pol Pot resort. Mass murder of all the gangs, put everyone poor in jail or let them work off their sentences as prisoners of war for prison wages max.
tRump will throw Melanoma under the bus and say that SHE is the co-conspirator with Epstein & Maxwell; he was only at the low brow sex parties to keep an eye on ‘I Don’t Care, Do You? so he could gather intelligencia for future use to bail his fat arse out when he gets his hand caught in the cookie jar.
I notice that after the cease fire was announced, oil prices fell significantly. Sounds like the whole lazzo was another ploy by the Richie Riches to make big bucks.
MAGA doesn't need a distraction. Bringing the world to the brink shows what a brilliant negotiator Trump is—Iran blinked. He won. And, the world is safer for it. 🫣Please, Lord, add lots of Valium to the water supply.
This is where our system fails. In a parliamentary democracy like the UK, a fiasco like Iran (not to mention the erratic behavior) would likely trigger a vote of no confidence. Surely Republicans would rather have a different leader going into the midterms.
We voters deserve the right to take votes of no confidence to recall ANY and EVERY politician at any time (including judges?) Hold them to their campaign promises!
Again, this is where a parliamentary democracy is preferable. Not that voters in one can automatically call an election, but a regime that is failing is somewhat more readily ousted. (See: Liz Truss in the UK. She lasted about 40 days as prime minister.)
I had to explain this on Substack a couple of months ago to a perfectly livid gentleman from the U.K. We don't have the option here for a vote of no confidence.
Or it would result in the party removing Trump. That happened in Canada a few months ago.
Trudeau was wildly unpopular. The Liberal Party told him he had to go and brought in Mark Carney to replace him. They called an election and the Liberals won.
The prime minister is just another Member of Parliament. He has nothing like the power of the US president.
unfortunately, our system doesn't work like that. The only corollary would be if he tried to run again, the GOP wouldn't support his candidacy. And then he could defy it and run anyway, defeated only by voting (if voting still existed in this country)
The GOP could be persuaded to let him run again, especially if we were in the midst of a full blown war. Argument would be that it's stupid to change horses in midstream. Giddyap, DonnieBoy.
Andy , I love your optimism and your geniality! 😉💕! The Republicans have been enabling and abetting this deranged evil moron for the past ten years! He has enabled them to be lazy, spineless and morally bankrupt! Why would they suddenly want someone different? Competent, ethical , decent, putting the American people first ?
And in Britain it would take about 15 minutes, followed by the King announcing new elections two weeks later -- which would be counted in a few hours -- and a new PM popping into Buckingham Palace to obtain permission to form a new government the very next morning.
No matter what the GOP does now, it’s too little, too late. At least for these next two voting cycles. What damage they’ve been complicit in causing, from making a mockery of our Judicial system to causing America to be considered the Nation of Ignorant Fools the world over, this party must make amends and earn the trust of the voting public. No easy task. In fact nearly impossible barring some kind of miracle. So… the next “distraction” will depend on just how much people are willing to exploit the current system for exorbitant amounts of money. From the destruction of the East Wing, plans for a golden calf/Arch, to defacing public buildings with felonious names, where the money is too good to pass on, people are willing to forego any ethics or morality to obtain. What’s next (finally)? Having a vivid imagination myself, I never would have thought up the antics and shame that this current administration has ensued. I’m a bit bewildered as to what can come next. I just hope taking over Cuba, kidnapping leaders, or, starting wars with African Nations to keep the military busy, aren’t in the mix here.
I appreciate your humor so much. Thank you. And I’m relieved he TACO’d today. But one of these times his dementia addled brain will decide to drop the nuke he’s so obsessed with.
Do you think just maybe--for the good of God & Country--Stormy could be persuaded to emerge and lure him back for a good old time reunion--telling him he was the best and biglyest ever ever. I betcha she'd do it. She seems like a reasonable person.
That would be too easy for him. He would not be able to show off his "masculine lethality". He's polishing his chain mail armor, saddling up his horse, getting his American flag with a huge cross where the stars used to be, and is going to put his Crusade tattoos to good use for this holy war he and and the other evangelicals are dreaming of. Armegeddon.
I think he will turn toward domestic abuse like opening up Yellowstone park to oil drilling and possibly Grand Canyon. Because you know the strait of Hormuz is closed.
Someone needs to tell Trump there is a golf course he might like in southeast Cuba, then when he goes to look at it, shut the gate to Guantanamo and leave him there!
Plausible. He referred to the White House as a "dump" in his 1st term. Congress to be housed in one of his properties at THE AMERICAN TAX PAYERS' EXPENSE but the money going to him. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
After a successful trip to the moon by NASA, he’s going to have the moon renamed the Trump Very Big Nightlight. “Nobody has a nightlight better than this! It lights the whole world at night, even the shit hole countries…”
What distraction will Trump try next? Bring your A game, TBR community!
His own "passing”?
His own burial at one of his golf courses.
--twelve feet under!
with a stake through his rancid little heart.
For the tax break, naturally. Just like poor Ivanna.
If only...
Trump tells himself he is "Too Weak" to invent a new distraction from the Epstein Files.
HA! Stupidity doesn't require much strength.
When he eventually does, let's insist that all flags remain flying at full staff and that "Ding-Dong The Witch is Dead" plays from every loud speaker!
I'd be dancing for days.
JD Vance could be worse…
How?
He's smarter and wouldn't make quite the fool of himself that DJT does...VERY dangerous!
but not cut out to lead a cult. ...
Must disagree on the intelligence part. He's a Thiel creature. Not all that smart.
Anyone is smarter than Trump, but JD is too evangelical and hops on too many religious bandwagons prematurely. I read somewhere that the reason he was chosen as VP was because he was so stupid that even the most ardent Trump critics didn't want to take the risk.
I don't have nearly as high hopes for Vance as you do. His morals and his ethical values are not much different than Trump, but he is more alert.
Agree about the danger aspect.
"very dangerous" and??? We need to grow up and face down these monsters. Sitting back commenting about how "smart" Vance is does nothing to advance the cause. btw Vance is not very much of anything without the drumpf cult stamp of approval but bring it on
That's no reason to just sit back and let the madness continue unabated. We'll deal with Vance as needed. This is about us after all, not drumpf and his goon squad
We should be so lucky
Exactly my thought!
That would work
It's TACO Tuesday!!!
Ain't that appropriate!
Chicken TACOs, obviously.
He will threaten to bomb Hungary if Orban does not win the election.
Can you believe that Vance went there to campaign for him? "Please, folks, vote for a dictator!"
Last I heard, Orban was 10pts down in the polls. I think JD Dunce is there to see what methods Orban has in mind to rig the election to ensure he wins once again. Dunce needs to bring home some ideas for the midterms & ‘28.
Bet you are right!
Dunce needs to sit in a corner and stay there! Permanently!
I am beyond irate that my tax dollars are subsidizing this!!!!!!!!!
Of course he did! It worked the last time for our current Dicktater in Chief. Besides it gave him cover to ghostwrite the psycho crap for Trump while he was away. He's working hard to accomplish the 25th amendment soon.
🤮
That one is way too plausible
War with Hungary? Announced from White House: threats of dropped radioactive goulash?
They wont be able understanding the language, too difficult. Perhaps Melani who is mentioned to be fluent in at least 5 to 7 different languages can help out.
That is very likely!
Shoot someone on 5th Ave
please let it be a family member! … not Mary Trump!
--and a taxi driver shoot back?
One can dream......
I made the same comment but in story form! This is *much* better, Beth! 😆
This.
He’s going to try to sell his bibles to Pope Leo!
Pope Leo puts him in the Vatican jail for heresy?
Or perhaps burns him at the stake.
That's putting the fat in the fire!
Amen.
Declaring that the Iran nuclear deal that he backed out of was actually treasonous, and hence Bondi... sorry, the new guy would indict Obama
A false flag assassination attempt on himself.
Not again!
POTUS is into recycling…
--psychological garbage, not the physical kind!
Third time's a charm?
Well, he's done it before (forgot to leave a little scar). This time he could go for what's left of his scalp.
MJDurb, agreed, and want to laugh but also a little bit ee-ugh 🤔
Or just, a false flag. I expect one between now and November.
Dissatisfied with the level of support he has been getting from JD "Couchman" Vance, Trump decides to fire the VP. I mean, he got to fire everyone on "The Apprentice" didn't he?
If only!!!!!!!!!!!
Good point.
Cuba
Well, Cuba’s the understudy, and it would definitely be more Venezuela than Iran. Oh, I know, Operation Haiti Hoover! Stay with me on this. We take over, I.e. destroy everything via air and land assault (ten minutes max), and it becomes a Peach Pol Pot resort. Mass murder of all the gangs, put everyone poor in jail or let them work off their sentences as prisoners of war for prison wages max.
Don't give him ideas......
tRump will throw Melanoma under the bus and say that SHE is the co-conspirator with Epstein & Maxwell; he was only at the low brow sex parties to keep an eye on ‘I Don’t Care, Do You? so he could gather intelligencia for future use to bail his fat arse out when he gets his hand caught in the cookie jar.
Or Melania runs off with George Clooney and Brad Pitt to live in a menage a' quatre
with Amal!
Amal would never stand for it. Nor George. Brad Pitt would take on anyone stupid enough to have him. WHAT a loser.
Aliens, ofc. Not the nice blue ones. The ones that want to take over. This allows his buddies to make even more bank off weapons.
I notice that after the cease fire was announced, oil prices fell significantly. Sounds like the whole lazzo was another ploy by the Richie Riches to make big bucks.
The usual market manipulation. It happens on a almost daily basis.
I think you’re onto something
Ha, could be! And which Faux News host would he hire to take JD’s place? Or maybe Eric?
Yes Eric is a good choice
Hopefully die. Hit in the head with a golf ball going 100mph...⛳ Has Tiger Woods dried out yet?
MAGA doesn't need a distraction. Bringing the world to the brink shows what a brilliant negotiator Trump is—Iran blinked. He won. And, the world is safer for it. 🫣Please, Lord, add lots of Valium to the water supply.
Leaving NATO just for fun!
HOW do we make Congress impeach him in these 2 weeks???
This is where our system fails. In a parliamentary democracy like the UK, a fiasco like Iran (not to mention the erratic behavior) would likely trigger a vote of no confidence. Surely Republicans would rather have a different leader going into the midterms.
We voters deserve the right to take votes of no confidence to recall ANY and EVERY politician at any time (including judges?) Hold them to their campaign promises!
Again, this is where a parliamentary democracy is preferable. Not that voters in one can automatically call an election, but a regime that is failing is somewhat more readily ousted. (See: Liz Truss in the UK. She lasted about 40 days as prime minister.)
How about at the state level, like (some) voters tried to recall Newsom? (I know, state level, but for reps and senators?)
I had to explain this on Substack a couple of months ago to a perfectly livid gentleman from the U.K. We don't have the option here for a vote of no confidence.
Yeah....but poor old Queen Lilibet died a couple of days later. I know she'd been ailing for a while, but the timing........?
But we do except for the President. It just takes too long to mount a recall campaign; except in CA I guess.
And Wisconsin (where it failed, alas).
Hold them to their oath to uphold the Constitution!
Good idea.
I think the 25th has become more appropriate.
Appropriate, yes, likely, no.
Why is it up to the Cabinet? With every president, the Cabinet
is made up of people close to the pres. Unlikely to vote him
out. Congress should have this right. They represent US. Or,
they're supposed to.
Ditto. With HIS Cabinet and VP? They wouldn't invoke the 25th amendment on him if he threatened to annihilate the United States!
agreed. They've all drunk the Koolaid
Too bad Vance is away shilling for Viktor Orban.
Or it would result in the party removing Trump. That happened in Canada a few months ago.
Trudeau was wildly unpopular. The Liberal Party told him he had to go and brought in Mark Carney to replace him. They called an election and the Liberals won.
The prime minister is just another Member of Parliament. He has nothing like the power of the US president.
The Power of Absolute Corruption.
Yes! There ARE ways... Seems we definitely need some recourse instead of having to endure so much depravity and corruption.
unfortunately, our system doesn't work like that. The only corollary would be if he tried to run again, the GOP wouldn't support his candidacy. And then he could defy it and run anyway, defeated only by voting (if voting still existed in this country)
The GOP could be persuaded to let him run again, especially if we were in the midst of a full blown war. Argument would be that it's stupid to change horses in midstream. Giddyap, DonnieBoy.
Great guy though
Andy , I love your optimism and your geniality! 😉💕! The Republicans have been enabling and abetting this deranged evil moron for the past ten years! He has enabled them to be lazy, spineless and morally bankrupt! Why would they suddenly want someone different? Competent, ethical , decent, putting the American people first ?
And in Britain it would take about 15 minutes, followed by the King announcing new elections two weeks later -- which would be counted in a few hours -- and a new PM popping into Buckingham Palace to obtain permission to form a new government the very next morning.
When the Brits decide to move, they really move.
Indeed, but to keep this in perspective, Britain probably is the size of Alabama. Try this with 50 states.
Love the idea...
I wish . . . .
Surely, they even now lack the spine to do anything about Trump!
sorry, UK. Our conservatives aren't that smart.
Wish it were so about Republicans. But who among them have the balls to question?
They still wouldn’t survive.
25 47
Two weeks is enough time for Republicans to invoke the 25th amendment and have Trump removed from the White House in a straitjacket.
Two weeks is enough time for sniveling Republicans to do what they've always done.
🤣🤣
I think invocation of #25 requires certain hormones called estrogen & testosterone --neither of which any Republican has.
I'll count the days. Or should it be hours?
Or arrest him.
His development had long been arrested.
Now the rest of him should be arrested!
😂😂.
Who would do the arresting?
🖐️
Thank You for volunteering ☺️
Who has more to gain than JD Vance?
Melania threatened suicide if DJT were to be sentenced to house arrest.
Because he'd be around all the time? She could wear a t-shirt saying, 'I Don't Care, Do You.' Right below would be a hand giving the middle finger.
There’s your problem.
I volunteer. Seriously. I'd do it.
As soon as he is out of office directly to jail!
That didn't work the first time. I have little faith it would work this time.
From your keyboard to God's earlobes!
Great idea
Start by electing a congress with balls and a spine
Or his Cabinet execute 25th Amendment Section 4
No matter what the GOP does now, it’s too little, too late. At least for these next two voting cycles. What damage they’ve been complicit in causing, from making a mockery of our Judicial system to causing America to be considered the Nation of Ignorant Fools the world over, this party must make amends and earn the trust of the voting public. No easy task. In fact nearly impossible barring some kind of miracle. So… the next “distraction” will depend on just how much people are willing to exploit the current system for exorbitant amounts of money. From the destruction of the East Wing, plans for a golden calf/Arch, to defacing public buildings with felonious names, where the money is too good to pass on, people are willing to forego any ethics or morality to obtain. What’s next (finally)? Having a vivid imagination myself, I never would have thought up the antics and shame that this current administration has ensued. I’m a bit bewildered as to what can come next. I just hope taking over Cuba, kidnapping leaders, or, starting wars with African Nations to keep the military busy, aren’t in the mix here.
I can only Hope. Sorry, Andy… I’m at a loss.
How, during a recess? By absentee mail-in ballot? That could be the next distraction.
He will send troops to overtake Alaska, forgetting it is a US state.
Heh heh heh. 😜
And he’ll be wondering why Sara Palin hasn’t come to his rescue.
She's too busy looking at Russia from her kitchen window.
Said troops to be defeated by weaponized snowballs!
😆😆😆
I appreciate your humor so much. Thank you. And I’m relieved he TACO’d today. But one of these times his dementia addled brain will decide to drop the nuke he’s so obsessed with.
That was my first thought. We lucked out this time. There has to be some way to get him out of the White House. Maybe with something shiny.
Do you think just maybe--for the good of God & Country--Stormy could be persuaded to emerge and lure him back for a good old time reunion--telling him he was the best and biglyest ever ever. I betcha she'd do it. She seems like a reasonable person.
We just have to hope that Hegseth hasn't gone full rogue and pulled a Slim Pickens, riding a nuke inscribed with Deus vult over Tehran
That would be too easy for him. He would not be able to show off his "masculine lethality". He's polishing his chain mail armor, saddling up his horse, getting his American flag with a huge cross where the stars used to be, and is going to put his Crusade tattoos to good use for this holy war he and and the other evangelicals are dreaming of. Armegeddon.
Oh! The image. Wonderful.
🤗
Renaming the Moon after himself.
"To the moon, (Donald)."
Isn’t Trump the man in the moon?
No, he's stuck on Earth unfortunately!
--and putting a profitable casino there!
His next distraction will be to fire Pete Hegseth and nominate Barron! This is satire, right?!
Too funny I actually thought about that after I suggested Kid Rock earlier
Maybe yes, maybe no? Wait another two weeks and find out?
Here is hoping it is suicide.
Like Epstein committed suicide?
Actually, I was thinking more like when Hitler committed suicide.
Yeah. Right. Suicide....of course it was.
Sure.., that’ll happen!!
I think he will turn toward domestic abuse like opening up Yellowstone park to oil drilling and possibly Grand Canyon. Because you know the strait of Hormuz is closed.
Someone needs to tell Trump there is a golf course he might like in southeast Cuba, then when he goes to look at it, shut the gate to Guantanamo and leave him there!
I like the way you think
Declare that Mar-a-Lago is now the White House and Congress will be moving to Florida and be housed in one of his hotels.
Plausible. He referred to the White House as a "dump" in his 1st term. Congress to be housed in one of his properties at THE AMERICAN TAX PAYERS' EXPENSE but the money going to him. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
But congress will have to pay Trump to stay at his hotels.
--at double the prices for Democrats!
--where the magnetic door keys will not work for Democratic reps.
Announce his engagement to Ivanka.
And then stage a cage fight between a mildly sedated Melania and an amped up Ivanka, while Jared is quietly "disappeared".
I think it was Howard Stern who asked Donald if he was a sexual predator and Ivanka, sitting beside him, said “yes, he is”.
Really!! ?
That is so.....beyond creepy
'If she wasn't my daughter, I'd date her.' A line for the ages.
Being a father to a daughter does not insure decency nor appropriate parental care.
After a successful trip to the moon by NASA, he’s going to have the moon renamed the Trump Very Big Nightlight. “Nobody has a nightlight better than this! It lights the whole world at night, even the shit hole countries…”
He will become a Muslim, be named “Ayatollah Cockamamie,” and become Iran’s Supreme Leader. “Praise to Allah.”
He will declare himself to be the Pope.
Didn't he already say he'd like to be Pope, following Pope Francis? https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-jokes-that-hed-like-be-next-pope-2025-04-29/
Well said! That's exactly what I was going to say!
His Holiness Donaldus Dufus The First!
How about a teen beauty contest with Iranian young ladies?
Why insult the Iranians?
Live stream his colonoscopy.
Ugh!
--where the probe will be lost inside the cavernous innards!
With no pre- laxatives.
🤢🤮