WASHINGTON—Visiting the White House on Monday, Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa said he was “utterly horrified by the scale of destruction” he found there.
“This place has been flattened, reduced to rubble,” he said. “It is like nothing I have ever seen.”
Al-Sharaa pledged that Syria would do “everything we can” to aid in the White House’s reconstruction, telling Donald Trump, “Mr. President, you must find who did this and bring them to justice.”
But seriously, the contractors trump hired to destroy OUR HOUSE, did so illegally. Can anybody hire somebody to destroy a house they don't own? Those contractors did not have any sort of immunity. And they have committed serious felony offenses.
IF what they did was somehow legal? Then we need to hire somebody to bulldoze Mar-a-lago. Think about it.
You know, when the country elects a two bit shyster to the presidency and that shysters brings in an entire crew of duds and screwups, you just know whoever he hired to demolish thr East Wing is probably registered in a third world country, where there's just a P.O.box and a disconnected phone.
The truth is that Dump thought, for no reason, that drug dealers were hiding in the East Wing, so he blew it up. He feels it's better to be safe than sorry - they might have been hiding Tylenol with intent to sell. So, he thought it would be better to blow up the East Wing first and investigate later.
Thank you, Andy, for highlighting a true patriot and real exemplar of national service, rather than the tongue-bathing of an insecure, bratty little dick-tater.
Salute to all veterans on this Day of Remembrance, first commemorated at the eleventh hour, on the eleventh day, of the eleventh month, supposedly to end all wars for all times. We are in awe and gratitude to all of you.
Leg irons! Perfect! We’ll even spray paint them gold so they don’t clash with his orange jumpsuit. In his prison wear, he’ll be a vision in unnatural, gawdy orange, from hair to feet.
😅. You’re deliciously malicious! If we carry this a bit farther, we can lock him in a cell with two buy guys, both named “Bubba”. They’ll appreciate the stilettos, though the cankles will detract a bit from mystique. We wouldn’t have to add makeup. He has shitloads of makeup on already.
Abso-fuckin-lutely PERFECT!!! And a vision we all can't wait to see! One we've longed and yearned for so bitterly and desperately that when it happens, we'll all think we're zoomin' on shrooms.
He could not even look concerned for someone in his very presence experiencing a medical emergency. Clearly, he has no idea regarding what it means to fight for a greater cause other than perhaps promoting that of a granddaughter selling a new fashion line.
What a perfect way for Cankles McBonespurs to celebrate Veterans Day! Thank you for making me laugh after yesterday’s disastrous performance by the idiots who should be long gone from the Democratic Party! Keep up your brilliant satire. It’s making it easier to fight the stupidity when we’re able to laugh. Andy, we need you more than ever!
WASHINGTON—Visiting the White House on Monday, Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa said he was “utterly horrified by the scale of destruction” he found there.
“This place has been flattened, reduced to rubble,” he said. “It is like nothing I have ever seen.”
Al-Sharaa pledged that Syria would do “everything we can” to aid in the White House’s reconstruction, telling Donald Trump, “Mr. President, you must find who did this and bring them to justice.”
But seriously, the contractors trump hired to destroy OUR HOUSE, did so illegally. Can anybody hire somebody to destroy a house they don't own? Those contractors did not have any sort of immunity. And they have committed serious felony offenses.
IF what they did was somehow legal? Then we need to hire somebody to bulldoze Mar-a-lago. Think about it.
You know, when the country elects a two bit shyster to the presidency and that shysters brings in an entire crew of duds and screwups, you just know whoever he hired to demolish thr East Wing is probably registered in a third world country, where there's just a P.O.box and a disconnected phone.
The company that carried out the demolition was swamped by bad reviews. I saw an article on it.
And did they ever even get paid? Ha! I seriously doubt it.
They’ll never fucking get paid. That’s the way our dear shitweasel rolls…😑
--or a drop box address registered in Nevada, or even Delaware!
Another possibility
He’ll just pardon them….
A single bomb from above.......
From the Chicago national guard.
--or a mysterious drone!
Hell yeah!!! I'm tired of waiting for Mother Nature to send in a Cat 5 hurricane!!!
Andy, one of your very best!!!
omg
so funny
Love the “fallen foot specialist”…I saw what you did there, you sly Nobel contender…thank the gods, and you, O AB, we’re laughing…🥳
"--and Mr. President, just look in the mirror to find out!"
OMG - so good, AB.
The truth is that Dump thought, for no reason, that drug dealers were hiding in the East Wing, so he blew it up. He feels it's better to be safe than sorry - they might have been hiding Tylenol with intent to sell. So, he thought it would be better to blow up the East Wing first and investigate later.
I thought the Epstein files were in the East Wing … or was that the Lardo Margo bathroom?
Throw the bastard in a tunnel!!😤
We're with Al-Sharaa.....
Syria must look like a beautiful garden. 😏😏😏
🤣🤣🤣
I wonder how this historic event will be discussed in history books.
And the Fallen Arch de Trump
BRILLIANT! Guffaw worthy!
Along with the little known Flat Foot Squadron and the Bunion Brigade
--in a circle of imitation bone spurs made out of cement! The flame in the center
gives bad foot odor!
Har!!
Brilliant mate, just brilliant.
🎯😂🤣😅🤣
🤣🤣🤣
The unknown podiatrist needs a cankle monument.
-- and the columns would be so-o-o wide!
And covered in gold leaf!
This reminds me of the time Santa came down our chimney and stole all my dad's bourbon.
--and you stumbled and burped all Christmas Day, right?
Sir! You insult a Scotch drinker!
Well, Santa is just going to put me over his lap and spank me! So hard,
that the coal in the stockings will turn to diamonds!
One of your best, Andy. Both vicious and hilarious. You are a wonder.
Thank you, Andy, for highlighting a true patriot and real exemplar of national service, rather than the tongue-bathing of an insecure, bratty little dick-tater.
Salute to all veterans on this Day of Remembrance, first commemorated at the eleventh hour, on the eleventh day, of the eleventh month, supposedly to end all wars for all times. We are in awe and gratitude to all of you.
Amen!
Hopefully, soon a professional (possibly not a podiatrist) will honor “bone spurs” with an ankle bracelet fashioned by a jailer.
Isn’t that a cankle bracelet? And where will they find one big enough? The elephant house at the zoo?
--or fashioned from around the leg of a frozen mammoth!
Leg irons! Perfect! We’ll even spray paint them gold so they don’t clash with his orange jumpsuit. In his prison wear, he’ll be a vision in unnatural, gawdy orange, from hair to feet.
Absolutely lovely from head to toe! And gold, rhinestone-flecked stilettos to titillate
the other inmates!
😅. You’re deliciously malicious! If we carry this a bit farther, we can lock him in a cell with two buy guys, both named “Bubba”. They’ll appreciate the stilettos, though the cankles will detract a bit from mystique. We wouldn’t have to add makeup. He has shitloads of makeup on already.
Abso-fuckin-lutely PERFECT!!! And a vision we all can't wait to see! One we've longed and yearned for so bitterly and desperately that when it happens, we'll all think we're zoomin' on shrooms.
May it be so.
--with a gold patina that flakes off later....or said gold flakes traded for cigarettes!
Does this have an association with Trump's obsession with Golden Arches? It's almost Freudian.
Almost? Methinks you've hit the nail on the foot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mayhap, the thing will be covered in sesame seeds! There could be two arches, nicknamed
"Big Buns"!
I guess Trump's podiatrist could not have found a way to cure the dreaded foot-in-mouth disease.
Only one cure for a case this bad -- may it come swiftly.
--like a kick in the pants!
It's difficult, John Townsend, to tell one end from the other with him because the same comes out of both.
--caused definitely by false diagnoses!
He could not even look concerned for someone in his very presence experiencing a medical emergency. Clearly, he has no idea regarding what it means to fight for a greater cause other than perhaps promoting that of a granddaughter selling a new fashion line.
Which one of them - the podiatrist or the shirker - is a foot soldier?
Hilarious! And yet a stupefying stinker of an enigma. We may never know.
neither.
Ah, by George you've got it!
Perfect biting satire. Thank you.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
From the looks of the photo, he took a little nappy during the ceremony.
(Of course he did! Serious, emotional public ceremonies are where he gets his best sleep.)
lol!
What a perfect way for Cankles McBonespurs to celebrate Veterans Day! Thank you for making me laugh after yesterday’s disastrous performance by the idiots who should be long gone from the Democratic Party! Keep up your brilliant satire. It’s making it easier to fight the stupidity when we’re able to laugh. Andy, we need you more than ever!
Worst foot soldier in history.