The prison “lipstick”, is in fact, cellmate applied lip tattoos. With enough cash (or Trump crypto) she could obtain the MAGA-Lago look;
High, firm overfilled cheeks, taut skin, an elevated hairline, full lips, well defined eyebrows, wide almond-shaped eyes, a strong jawline, a narrow-bridged nose and very white teeth. Intellect might be a dealbreaker.
59; Bondi has apparently had a lot of work. All joking aside, it sickens me that women still have to meet this sort of "standard." (Or believe they do.) It's worse than ever, perhaps thanks to the Internet.
Andy -- Matt's initials are MG and Ghislaine's initials are GM.
Bizarre coincidence or a weird karma between the two?
As usual, TBR is first to connect the dots with the "Pam Bondage" for "GM bondage-facilitator" exchange (which occurred prior to the DoJ trade deadline that's coincidentally one month after the MLB trade deadline). Bravo Andy on your investigative reporting!
P.S. To continue the series of strange coincidences, the AG under Biden, Garland, is another MG!
Because of her unique and extensive experience, which the leader boasted is well connected and very powerful, she will head up the special new division for one demographic - beautiful exploited teens.
“President Trump added that Ms. Maxwell had criminal justice experience like no other AG in history. The President noted that it was unfortunate that Roy Cohn and Rudy Giuliani did not live long enough to receive this honor. A reporter from Fox News reminded the President that Rudy was still alive. The President responded, “then who did I bury on my golf course?”
Probably as much "gold" in that coffin as there was in the "Employee of the Month" award Tim "Apple" Cook gave tRump recently. Watch the video where he sets the thing down on the desk; it can't weigh more than a few ounces. Real gold would be too heavy to pick up with one hand like that.
BTW, I believe the glass disc Tim Apple gave to tRump is actually a CD-ROM containing the complete Epstein file. That's why tRump was frowning in the photos; Tim told him Apple kept a copy for themselves.
Ha ha - sometimes I've rolled my eyes and deleted an email and then a few seconds later I furrow my brows and go to the recently deleted folder. Sure enough, it's a report from Andy.
Professional lecturers know that if you say something 3 times people are more inclined to remember it. That's one reason DJT repeats himself several times in one conversation. The problem is that he repeats himself so much that he actually believes the BS he spews.
Right. What is going to happen to all the illegal child labor in Arkansas Huckabee/sanders has replacing illegals in that most dangerous business of slaughtering and meat processing.
You’ve really captured just how simple minded he is with “Pam said there’s a client list, and Ghislaine said there isn’t. So I have decided Ghislaine would be better at this job than Pam.”
“If they confirmed Hegseth they’ll confirm anyone” says all we need to know. It’s a terrific line, Andy.
Love the Hegseth slam. Rudy Giuliani is complaining as is Lindsey Graham and Habba . At least we have law degrees all she has info on Fat Donny. The fat Donny is not meant to fat shame it is just what his mob associates call him.
Sure, HIS physician said that. How about an actual scale? Change the middle digit from "1" to "7" maybe, it'll be close. True, the diapers ain't helping. Nor the neck-flaps in the wind.
Matt Gaetz is hopping mad--his resume is a match for Ghislaine's!
"resume is a match for Ghislaine's!"
George Santos's is too.
Who has roofied more victims?
It's close
Oh, definitely G.M.
(But isn't she way too old for the position? 63, for god's sake; she'll have to be completely made over to be seen anywhere near Donald.)
Especially, her lips. She definitely needs a new lip job. Prison lipstick won't do at all.
The prison “lipstick”, is in fact, cellmate applied lip tattoos. With enough cash (or Trump crypto) she could obtain the MAGA-Lago look;
High, firm overfilled cheeks, taut skin, an elevated hairline, full lips, well defined eyebrows, wide almond-shaped eyes, a strong jawline, a narrow-bridged nose and very white teeth. Intellect might be a dealbreaker.
Agreed. But the intellect could be a problem. Also, your fab description could also fit Madonna who no longer has facial mobility.
Like Linda McMahon? Her face looks like a cheap rubber mask.
Re: Madonna
Has that ever been tested?
Don't forget the eyelashes and the hair extensions.
It’s the total soulless look tho, really belongs with the alligators at that concentration camp.
Are u describing Melania?
Kristi Gnome can advise her on that!
I don't think she is his type anyway?
Probably not, according to E. Jean Carroll.
"Melanie" is age 55 -- so GM is in his range.
On days when youth is important, there's always Laura Loomer in the wings! 🤔
Or Katherine, just down the hall in the White House press office.
John -- were you referring to his puppet Karoline Leavitt?
I think you are overstating her age. I think she is 50-51 and bragged that she was not going to do anything about her hair and face.
Which position are you referring to? Missionary?
How old is the previous AG?
Lynn -- Merrick Garland is 72. And amazingly he's another MG.
Thanks, Alan
I was jumping ahead in time with my question, though. I was asking about Pam Bondi!
Pam "Bondage" is 59 -- which is precisely the average of the ages of GM and "Melanie"!
59; Bondi has apparently had a lot of work. All joking aside, it sickens me that women still have to meet this sort of "standard." (Or believe they do.) It's worse than ever, perhaps thanks to the Internet.
That, Sean M Carlin, would be a very close competition.
Is Santos smart enough?
Oh that made me laugh. None of them have an IQ over 100.
Andy -- Matt's initials are MG and Ghislaine's initials are GM.
Bizarre coincidence or a weird karma between the two?
As usual, TBR is first to connect the dots with the "Pam Bondage" for "GM bondage-facilitator" exchange (which occurred prior to the DoJ trade deadline that's coincidentally one month after the MLB trade deadline). Bravo Andy on your investigative reporting!
P.S. To continue the series of strange coincidences, the AG under Biden, Garland, is another MG!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Hugh Jarce...is that pronounced "huge arse"?
Bingo! And not to be confused with my cousin Hugh Janus.
Sincerely,
Hugh, not my real name, Jarce.
P.S. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Matt who?
What a way to finish the week! Thank you Andy!
He can now be Deputy AG!
Let him hop! Into another of our history's bad chapters!
Ha! LOL!
Ahahahhahahahahahha!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was ready to predict she'll actually get the job inthe Gaetz Administration.
Because of her unique and extensive experience, which the leader boasted is well connected and very powerful, she will head up the special new division for one demographic - beautiful exploited teens.
“President Trump added that Ms. Maxwell had criminal justice experience like no other AG in history. The President noted that it was unfortunate that Roy Cohn and Rudy Giuliani did not live long enough to receive this honor. A reporter from Fox News reminded the President that Rudy was still alive. The President responded, “then who did I bury on my golf course?”
He did bury wifey numero uno on a golf course. But not the one at Mar-a-Lago. Some unimportant one in New Jersey--but in a gold coffin.
Probably as much "gold" in that coffin as there was in the "Employee of the Month" award Tim "Apple" Cook gave tRump recently. Watch the video where he sets the thing down on the desk; it can't weigh more than a few ounces. Real gold would be too heavy to pick up with one hand like that.
BTW, I believe the glass disc Tim Apple gave to tRump is actually a CD-ROM containing the complete Epstein file. That's why tRump was frowning in the photos; Tim told him Apple kept a copy for themselves.
You mean the Trumpstein files?
From her private spa in tRump Tower, wife no. 3 was heard to mutter -- paraphrasing Nikita Khrushchev -- "I will bury YOU." She was smiling.
Wow! She can smile?
Only smiles when she reads the pre-nup but ...... Maybe time to renegotiate it? If anything currently would make him even crazier, this would.
Of course she can. If Drumph would just die already, she might smile for the rest of her life.
The reporter replied, "Don, jr., of course!"
Well done!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣
😂😂
I saw that headline and I didn’t see it was TBR and thought omg he actually did it😅
You'd be completely forgiven as life now imitates sarcasm imitates reality imitates...
Reality imitates nightmares.
Now, reality is a nightmare!
As we said in the 60's: "Reality is for those who can't handle drugs"
And a circus!
Lately I've sought refuge in the nightmares.
--and round and round it goes, where it stops......
…..no one knows except Epstein and he’s gone to somewhere underground (or maybe Not). ???
Everything Andy writes is true!
Alternative facts! If they're good enough for them they're good enough for us!
Of course. Would that little face lie? Never.
🤪
I mean the thing is, I wasn’t surprised 😳
Anything is possible with this madman.
Ha ha - sometimes I've rolled my eyes and deleted an email and then a few seconds later I furrow my brows and go to the recently deleted folder. Sure enough, it's a report from Andy.
I don’t think this is out of the question.
She’s it a as qualified as any of his other cabinet members.
Too close to reality, Andy!
Everything I write is true
Or it will be soon.
Professional lecturers know that if you say something 3 times people are more inclined to remember it. That's one reason DJT repeats himself several times in one conversation. The problem is that he repeats himself so much that he actually believes the BS he spews.
Well, as the wise George Costanza said, "it's not a lie if you believe it."
What, would anyone doubt the truth of your words?!
So much truthiness
Andy: your crystal ball must be very good!
oh…
If it’s not true yet, it seems to come true so I agree with you… maybe you can think of something wonderful that we wish for! ♥️❤️🙌✅
Which is what makes it so compelling!
Nice to have a chuckle amongst all the tragicomedy!
--and with the tear rolling down the cheek!
Isn't that the truth. If Hegseth can be confirmed, my cat, or Ghislaine would be as good an attorney general as Pam Bondi.
I’d campaign your cat or Andy’s dogs to replace anyone in the Cabinet of Kakistocracy.
Both Deborah A Pinto's cat and Andy's dog are smarter and kinder and more decent creatures than anybody hired by Dump.
That goes without saying!
She may be brighter than Bondi, but that would not take a lot.
Both lack morals and ethics!
I wish it was your cat! 😼
Let's manifest the cat in that position!
Yes! One of your best posts ever.
Release the Epstein files.
Subtitle: Trump cancels Child Labor Laws
Like Sanctimonious Sarah Huckabee
Right. What is going to happen to all the illegal child labor in Arkansas Huckabee/sanders has replacing illegals in that most dangerous business of slaughtering and meat processing.
Don't even want to think about it......
At least Sarah is a Huckabee, she will pray for you when she kills you!
😂😂
Another great edition of TBR.
You’ve really captured just how simple minded he is with “Pam said there’s a client list, and Ghislaine said there isn’t. So I have decided Ghislaine would be better at this job than Pam.”
“If they confirmed Hegseth they’ll confirm anyone” says all we need to know. It’s a terrific line, Andy.
👍🏻 x 2. Sooo funny and succinct ❣️
Love the Hegseth slam. Rudy Giuliani is complaining as is Lindsey Graham and Habba . At least we have law degrees all she has info on Fat Donny. The fat Donny is not meant to fat shame it is just what his mob associates call him.
Erik: I thought that was "Donny two-dolls"...
Brilliantly
He's not fat--his physician says he's 6'3" and 215 pounds. He just looks fat because of the all-day NASA diapers he's wearing.
and the weight of his cankles
And the flab, which is different from fat.
And the front butt
Sure, HIS physician said that. How about an actual scale? Change the middle digit from "1" to "7" maybe, it'll be close. True, the diapers ain't helping. Nor the neck-flaps in the wind.
But not the height/weight provided by NYPD at his booking. 5’10”, 287lbs.
lol
Most of fat is under the orange windblown topping!
You know this country's in trouble when Andy's satire and MAGA reality are interchangeable.....
Yep!!👍🏼
Since it’s not beyond belief, I’m not going to laugh except I will say it’s laughable
This "announcement" is full of great big guffaws. Much needed. Thanks! :- )
Perfect !!!
Well, at last GM has international experience.
Whoops. At least
--the very least!
Jud: for easy editing click the 3 dots to the right of your comment.
True. I just saw somewhere that the auto maker is moving it's production to Canada.
--of the salacious kind......