They’re not blank! It’s just a completely fair and accurate depiction of his cognition. It’s big and beautiful and spacious like nothing anyone has ever seen before!
Between The Apprentice & Burnett's other triumph, Survivor, the overall message the shows send is that 'life is an elimination contest'. Pretty bleak outlook. Trump Is a zero-sum-game guy. His father held the same ideology. So far, it hasn't served him well. Becoming President was merely numbers. His are falling, rapidly. I think he knows that he's almost timed out, and the only path is to get as much as you can before it ends.
Don't forget, Trump.once said, 'It doesn't matter how things turn out, he won't be there. He's not invested in America longterm. He's out for number one.
Through the magic of TV and the acceptance of what is seen as truth by ignorant people, who later became MAGA disciples. Watching the Apprentice wasn't enough, they had to go and drink the kool-aid too.
Akin to the tower of paper on the table, with Morgan Lewis attorney Sheri A Dillon standing aside, purported to document the transfer of mismanagement of the Grump Organization from The Donald to his infant sons Juneyor and Ereek. No binder. Not an alligator clip in sight. Were these blank sheets of paper shredded to protect the guilty, or subsequently used by The Donald to make paper airplanes, in a WH bathroom, during the morning before reporting for ‘work’ in time for lunch?
Blank pages for a blank brain if, indeed, his calverium contains anything other than delusions, fantasies, pretensions, rabbit holes, ketchup, golf balls, cotton candy, sphagnum, lies, more lies, even more lies, even more, more lies, et libitum, ad nauseam.
Here now! Spiders are useful creatures and skilled predators. The orb weavers are nature's artists. No self-respecting spider would lay her eggs in such an inhospitable environment.
Cockroaches? Now you're talking. Ticks? You got it, especially since they carry nasty pathogens. Which could explain a lot...
Yes! Like when he had his fake accountant standing next to a table with hundreds of Manila folders stacked up filled with his ahem….tax information. That one killed me. Who could fall for that. Apparently enough people to get him stuffed back into the White House
Thou shalt have no other leader before me, Thou shalt make my image powerful and muscular, Thou shalt revel in singing my name with praise, Thou shalt remember my birthday with a magnificent, extravagant parade, Thou shalt honor fathers and mothers of my followers and only them, Thou shalt not kill (and get caught), Thou shalt not commit adultery and serve prison time, and Thou shalt not steal, but instead overtly cash in on the poor and downtrodden and tell them its for their own good.
I suppose if he (tRump, not the Pop!) actually read it he might learn something about humility, generosity, forgiveness, or some other positive human response, and then where would he (and we) be!?
Dana, that's only part of the story . . . first, he'd have to know how to read, then he'd have to know how to understand, then he'd have to learn to actually understand and have empathy - I don't know if we have enough time for all this to happen.
Exactly!!Why read the New Testament?? It’s got all the words about “mercy” and “forgiveness” and “loving your fellow man.” All of these ideas are beyond 🍊’s feeble 4-yr-old cognition.
My most powerful sliding side kick to the chest — in my fave 4” heels — can take down most people. Then stomp the trachea, and say “B’bye!” OR, I pretend to fall off my heels, and slice the Achilles (with the legal blade I carry). Then, “B’bye” while walking away, laughing.
"I was selected for Pope first, but I turned it down because of the hat. Many men came up to me, big, strong guys, tears in their eyes, saying, 'Sir, that Pope hat will cover your beautiful hair.' So I turned it down."
He’s pale because he’s dying and they’ve got him on narcotics all the time. Now there is a story the Trump Machine could string out for a week - the way we watched the Pope’s illness and death, the coverage he got…
Trump’s Healthwatch/Deathwatch. I would tune in for that.
When I first started reading this I thought you were talking about you Kristina. Then I realized it was about Dump and while I know the Church is somewhat progressive these days, I hope there are never so progressive that they would elect someone who is so scared of a church he shakes and looks around like lighting is going to strike him down.
I think it might actually have to be a binder, with each member of ConOLD's administration listed in there - unflattering pictures and a short bio would help
Did you see this afternoon's news that tRump has told Congress to raise taxes on the wealthy? I'm sure it's just his way of gaining attention back from the new pope, who is the current headline.
My first thought on hearing that white smoke was coming from the Sistine Chapel was what trump would do this afternoon to get back in the headlines. And that was before the world knew it was an American born Pope!
He'll take the credit for the selection of an American Pope then return to his rants about 2020's "stolen" election so he can regain his status as "America's favorite President". Gotta stay relevant. No one steals his thunder until lightning takes care of things.
Trump must really be desperate-He knows his tariff move has backfired, probably far worse than even we realize-so it’s gotta be bad if he’s going to tax the rich… tell him to also send massive aid Ukraine… for starters.
My fear is Trump will try to have Pope Leo deported to Peru for expressing criticism of him…or any opinions contrary to his own…I hope Leo has his passport in order!
Sadly, Christians for years have done that and swear on the bible that what they are saying is biblical. Most of those people don't know one book from the other and most have never read it cover to cover.
No kidding. Can you imagine people falling for that tripe. Limited Edition coin "layered" in pure silver or 24k gold. The advertised price is more than the gold or silver is worth by itself. Basically meaning the coins aren't worth the work put into them. Yet I'm sure the MAGAnuts fell for that crap and bought dozens of them.
A loss on those wildy expensive coins would be an appropriate (if not necessarily sufficient) punishment for those MAGAnuts deranged enough to buy them. That said, by comparison, coughing up $60 for an untouched, unread Trump Bible, even one containing an unread Constitution, is only a minor punishment.
Trump pointed out his Bible is the only one you hold upside down and never read.
Trumps bible has blank pages.
They’re not blank! It’s just a completely fair and accurate depiction of his cognition. It’s big and beautiful and spacious like nothing anyone has ever seen before!
Like the big, beautiful space between his ears. 🔥😂
Oh, Barbara, that space between his ears is big but it's not beautiful.
I think its a scary space, but I concur with you it exists
I think I would either leave out the word beautiful of at least put it in "quotes" with a laughing face
Maybe it plays movies inside when open so Trump can understand?
Hie reading level and comprhension must be so low it would need to be rewritten for a 5 to 6 year old.
You should read what 'cleanup was done to Trump's appalling image before they could air The Apprentice.
"We cleaned it up so that he was his best self. I'm sure Donald thinks that he was never edited."
I read that piece in the New Yorker. Stunning. How was he EVER able to convince the world let alone himself that he’s a stable genius?
Between The Apprentice & Burnett's other triumph, Survivor, the overall message the shows send is that 'life is an elimination contest'. Pretty bleak outlook. Trump Is a zero-sum-game guy. His father held the same ideology. So far, it hasn't served him well. Becoming President was merely numbers. His are falling, rapidly. I think he knows that he's almost timed out, and the only path is to get as much as you can before it ends.
Don't forget, Trump.once said, 'It doesn't matter how things turn out, he won't be there. He's not invested in America longterm. He's out for number one.
Through the magic of TV and the acceptance of what is seen as truth by ignorant people, who later became MAGA disciples. Watching the Apprentice wasn't enough, they had to go and drink the kool-aid too.
I get so upset when people mis-quote Mr Trumpf. What he called himself is "a VERY stable genius".
Ahem. American-made movies.
😂 😝 😂 📽 📺 🎥
Maybe it's filled with Teletubbies?
Don't insult Teletubbies, at least they had some adorableness, empathy and wit.
That is possible.
But he did ' read' the pictures, Mike !. Hustler & Playboy benefited biggly !
These days, for sure. But he can't read and wealthy tyrants don't have "disabled" children.
True, as King Eugenics I told his brother Fred about his nephew, they [should] just let him die, already. Or words to that effect.
It's actually a pop-up picture bible featuring Dick and Jane.
Trumpula Rasa
Love Trumpula Rasa
Oh...YES !
lol
💯
Hilarious 😺
His “tabula” is indeed rasa! Empty as a coconut shell.
Trump’s bible is as void of truth and moral messages of value as he and his grifter family and cabinet😤😡🤮
Bulls Eye, Cathy !
Spot on, huuuge & biggly !
Best spin for "blank" ever!
That I can tell you....
Hugh- So, YOU, and not Kramer, are the true Assman!
Perfect Hugh
and grown men hold this bible in their hands, with tears in their eyes, and thank Captain Chaos for publishing it
Everyone says so!
--where the Ten Commandments and The Beatitudes are edited out!
Probably all of Jesus’ words in red edited out too.
with a sharpie.
For sure!
Excellent. 😂 😂 😂
Not to mention Matthew 25 - sheep and goats.
Amen, Bobbie.
Of course, that’s a necessary evil.
Definitely with a copy of The Golden Rule.
The gold part. Not the rule part.
You mean do unto others before they do unto you? 😆
do unto others, claim ignorance, blame those near you and then never speak of it again
Perfectly said, Annette! And so hideously right on the money.
He that has the gold makes the rules!
Ain't that the truth!
With a heaping side order of Golden Calf
Coincidentally it contains all the letters Trump can read.
(edit: if all the pages were blank. This remark has gotten separated from the original line)
That would all of them wouldn't it?
Perhaps that just applies to.the words read TO.HIM...???
and then only IF he understands what the word means at all....
His father may have given him lots of money as s youngster..but skipped the Dick & Jane books entirely!
Maybe Jane, but not Dick.
Oh , Jan.. really left myself open for that one, didn't I?🙄🙄
Good eye.! Great comeback...doft my hat to you, my dear🤗
I'm sure Donnie was "special"
LOL see spot run
Not so sure about that.
D, E and I are not some of those letters
Like his head
Akin to the tower of paper on the table, with Morgan Lewis attorney Sheri A Dillon standing aside, purported to document the transfer of mismanagement of the Grump Organization from The Donald to his infant sons Juneyor and Ereek. No binder. Not an alligator clip in sight. Were these blank sheets of paper shredded to protect the guilty, or subsequently used by The Donald to make paper airplanes, in a WH bathroom, during the morning before reporting for ‘work’ in time for lunch?
Blank pages for a blank brain if, indeed, his calverium contains anything other than delusions, fantasies, pretensions, rabbit holes, ketchup, golf balls, cotton candy, sphagnum, lies, more lies, even more lies, even more, more lies, et libitum, ad nauseam.
You forgot hamberders.
You forgot spider eggs. His frontal lobe (executive functions) is full of spider eggs.
Here now! Spiders are useful creatures and skilled predators. The orb weavers are nature's artists. No self-respecting spider would lay her eggs in such an inhospitable environment.
Cockroaches? Now you're talking. Ticks? You got it, especially since they carry nasty pathogens. Which could explain a lot...
😂
and worms . . . the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out....
His copy has blank pages, 2 mirrors, and a centerfold of himself.
<standing ovation> (glad I was done with breakfast when I read this!)
Yes! Like when he had his fake accountant standing next to a table with hundreds of Manila folders stacked up filled with his ahem….tax information. That one killed me. Who could fall for that. Apparently enough people to get him stuffed back into the White House
Sandy - I love -"....enough people to get him stuffed back into the White House'.
'Stuffed' says it all - too funny!!!
Leaving room for his own New commandments for his Golden Age!
Thou shalt have no other leader before me, Thou shalt make my image powerful and muscular, Thou shalt revel in singing my name with praise, Thou shalt remember my birthday with a magnificent, extravagant parade, Thou shalt honor fathers and mothers of my followers and only them, Thou shalt not kill (and get caught), Thou shalt not commit adultery and serve prison time, and Thou shalt not steal, but instead overtly cash in on the poor and downtrodden and tell them its for their own good.
This is brilliant truly
BRILLIANT! Abso-fuckin-lutely brilliant! And so spot on it's knee-slappingly hilarious, but in a real gut-wrenching (or retching) way.
thanks, Floofie - we live in such a bipolar world now, don't we - one moment, its hilarious and the next its gut-wrenching . . . sigh
Shit is seriously serious. Sometimes all we can do is laugh at the absurdity of a fake leader.
But signed by the POTUS!!
Larry,
Here's BREAKING NEWS:
He just "sweetened" the gift by throwing in a Mitre with the maga initials and a robe with the saying on the back: "I don't pray, do you?"
Oh my effin' gawd! Didn't spit my wine on this one -- spit up! (But damn well done, nonetheless!)
Attention, Walmart Shoppers !
Clean up.in Floofi Snaps Back's. kitchen ! TOOT SWEET !
<standing ovation>
Love it, Lynn! 😂😂😂
tRUMP has a hawking up hairballs effect on me.
Be bestest
😂😂😂 Tee shirt under the robe says " I really don't care. Do u ? "
Don't forget the gold coated/brass initial "L" chain
I suppose if he (tRump, not the Pop!) actually read it he might learn something about humility, generosity, forgiveness, or some other positive human response, and then where would he (and we) be!?
Like he could give a S... about any of that! He certainly couldn't spell them
Lynda Greer, Atlanta, GA.
I wonder if someone ground up a boatload of Prozac into tRump's food, would he be better?
🤔🤔🤔??? nah.! His synapses are fried !
Basted and fried already!
With ketchup on the side.
Lynn, he may actually have sin-apps on his mobile phone (downloaded by his friend Vlad). 🤔
but we could try, dammit!
Many would suggest even stronger chemicals!
I heard that bleach works wonders.
And Invermectin
Or hydroxychloroquine (recommended by his neigh-saying advisor, Mr. Ed).
Lol
Couldn’t be any worse!
An unconscious DonOld is the best DonOld.
but then, we'd have Jay Deviance
Damned if we do. Damned if we don't.
Maybe weed.
can you imagine . . . that thought makes me giggle (and it would keep the D.C. staff at the local McDonald's busy for hours)
Nah. Can't waste a toke on a big fat joke.
Hmmmmm.... Dunno.... Let's try it and see what happens, 'kay?
I'm down with that. Maybe add some ketamine and xanax...
And just a smidge of LSD?
maybe even a skosh more?
Might not help. He's already trippin' .
I'm a pretty good cook.
Yeah. OD'd
TFF does embrace Vol. 1 because it includes punishments like "eye for an eye"...you know, the "good parts".
That will be a cold day in hell when that happens.
Oh wait, it has been unusually cold in the US hasn't it...
US HELL...yeah but Dump isn't reading anything, he has other people to do that for him.
and that's where he loses it . . . in the translations
Dana - If he read it, he would say the "book" is for losers and instead propose that one read "The Art of the Deal".
I seriously believe that even if Cheeto-head read it ,he'd learn anything.
Frank, he already thinks he knows everything. Why bother to learn anything.
In an alternate universe of peace and love. Or at least a Trump nowhere near the presidency.
John....do so hope The Almighty tunes into this thread today.!
In an LSD fog.
😂😂😂 And a permanent K hole.
Dana, that's only part of the story . . . first, he'd have to know how to read, then he'd have to know how to understand, then he'd have to learn to actually understand and have empathy - I don't know if we have enough time for all this to happen.
That’s right, Larry, and I understand it’s a signed edition.
--with the Sharpie all over Genesis!
In his version it’s te-titled “Geniuses” rather than Genesis.
And Deuteronomy is "Dumb-lobotomy"!
😂😂😂
Exactly!!Why read the New Testament?? It’s got all the words about “mercy” and “forgiveness” and “loving your fellow man.” All of these ideas are beyond 🍊’s feeble 4-yr-old cognition.
Please remember that the Klown King and his Kokonspirators consider him to be a vengeful God against the wicked (anyone not MAGAt)
The Motel 6 Edition.
This is truly a great thread, folks. Keep it going!
My though exactly, D O' Donnell...!!!🤗
Thank you for putting it in black & white ...
Mr. B...??? You are The Mensch in Chief.!
More grateful than words can express.
It also is the only Bible that when held upside down two Corinthians fall out.
Al - I finally got the joke re: 'two Corinthians fall out". I forgot that numb nuts called it
"two Corinthians".
Yeah they were jammed in between the Romans and the Galatians.
Al - Your joke keeps giving and giving - each iteration is funny!!!
What did the second Corinthian say to the first?
My best guess: "The first shall be last".
<snort laugh>
Keep JD Vance far far away!
If he comes within the security perimeter, black smoke will billow from the chimney to alert the Swiss Guard
I heard it's actual fire and brimstone.
Well, at least they can heat the White House. Imagine the energy savings!
No, energy savings is anathema to the White Supremacist House.
It might reduce greenhouse gasses, or worse yet, be inclusive.
Priceless.!
😂
or orange smoke
when they burn his wigs??? oh I'd pay to see that
--and, oh boy, what they can do with those axes and medieval weapons!
Daydreams do run amok!
My most powerful sliding side kick to the chest — in my fave 4” heels — can take down most people. Then stomp the trachea, and say “B’bye!” OR, I pretend to fall off my heels, and slice the Achilles (with the legal blade I carry). Then, “B’bye” while walking away, laughing.
oh, Cynthia . . . you are wicked . . . and deserving of our praise!
I'm partial to the mace, frankly.
😂 Good one. A wicked device, for sure.
I can hit a target better than VP JD.
I'm sending Pope Leo salt -- like a TON of salt -- to aid in the effort of keeping Vance away.
I thought it was garlic that did it, Hollis
If the crucifix didn’t work…
Salt for demons, garlic for vampires. But heck, it's all good!
LOL LOL
"Meanwhile, in his first official act as pope, Leo ordered a photo of JD Vance posted at the Vatican security desk." There you said it.
As per the new musical "Pope Leo XIV on the Roof":
Is there an appropriate blessing for the Vance?
(Brief pause):
May God bless and keep the Vance, far away from us.
"If I were a rich man.." Pope Leo then looks into all the Vatican vaults,
"Okay, no problem there!"
ROFLMAO
🤣🤣🤣 PERFECT!! Just rewatched this movie, and laughed again at the Rabbi's blessing.
In a galaxy...
"I was selected for Pope first, but I turned it down because of the hat. Many men came up to me, big, strong guys, tears in their eyes, saying, 'Sir, that Pope hat will cover your beautiful hair.' So I turned it down."
The Pope's triple crown? Trump will have to make do with the three Burger King ones
piled one atop another.
lolol... good one! Maybe we should start a campaign where everyone in the country goes to BK, gets a crown and mails it to the White House!
That's a really good idea.
loved your quote Kristina, thanks for the chuckle!
My pleasure! :)
He had kind of let himself go lately. He forgot to dye his hair and he is looking a pale!
He’s pale because he’s dying and they’ve got him on narcotics all the time. Now there is a story the Trump Machine could string out for a week - the way we watched the Pope’s illness and death, the coverage he got…
Trump’s Healthwatch/Deathwatch. I would tune in for that.
Yeah, but then Vance would take over the Presidency! (And he'd be eligible for a 2nd term🫣
Ah, narcs. No wonder he sleeps in public. He can refuse intubation again. He did it with his Covid battle. This time he's a no code.
Maybe it's a sign ...
When I first started reading this I thought you were talking about you Kristina. Then I realized it was about Dump and while I know the Church is somewhat progressive these days, I hope there are never so progressive that they would elect someone who is so scared of a church he shakes and looks around like lighting is going to strike him down.
They'd have to be pretty progressive to choose me, although I'm sure I would wear the Pope Hat better than Donald.
Of that I'm positive
🤣
Crying....
<standing ovation>. You win the internet today, Kristina!
Well, if he holds it upside down as he did in that infamous photo op, I'm sure Pope Leo will notice. Two Corinthians walk into a bar.
--and declare, "We don't give a Philippian how late it is, we want whiskey!"
😂😂😂 2 Corinthians…
🤗 ...roll on John! This is your day !
I know that, but the orange man didn't and referred to it as Two Corinthians in one of his babbles.
Yes, I knew that. I was laughing at him, not you. My apologies for the ambiguity
🤣
Trump says he'd be Pope if the election wasn't rigged.
😂🤣
What color would the smoke be? Whiter than white?
Orange!
Orange flames from a chimney fire.
My Dear Mr. President,
The Church has selected a Pope.
His mission is “give the world hope.”
‘Tis your wont to deride
This man tested and tried,
But think twice lest you sound like a dope.
Sincerely,
Too late! The Convicted Felon already sounds like a dope. In fact, he IS a dope. And for all we know he's on dope, too.
<chef’s kiss>
👏👏👏😂
LOL for the day about the new pope flagging JD Vance at security!!!
That was the best. Vatican's "Most Wanted." Or NOT wanted...
I just now got it. :)
I think it might actually have to be a binder, with each member of ConOLD's administration listed in there - unflattering pictures and a short bio would help
Does it include the ones who quit or fired from both administrations?
excellent idea, Cass!
It should be just Vance, but Trump and the rest of his sickophants.
Did you see this afternoon's news that tRump has told Congress to raise taxes on the wealthy? I'm sure it's just his way of gaining attention back from the new pope, who is the current headline.
My first thought on hearing that white smoke was coming from the Sistine Chapel was what trump would do this afternoon to get back in the headlines. And that was before the world knew it was an American born Pope!
Saw your smoke -- glad you're Pope!
Better smoke out of the Vatican's chimney than smoke blown up one's....
😆
I was very skeptical when I heard the American Pope news, but it looks like his priorities are on straight, so far.
But it’s true, the story stole The Rump’s Rolling Thunder.
He'll take the credit for the selection of an American Pope then return to his rants about 2020's "stolen" election so he can regain his status as "America's favorite President". Gotta stay relevant. No one steals his thunder until lightning takes care of things.
Trump must really be desperate-He knows his tariff move has backfired, probably far worse than even we realize-so it’s gotta be bad if he’s going to tax the rich… tell him to also send massive aid Ukraine… for starters.
The WSJ editorial board is going nuts. He also has an idea for lower drug prices.
I believe he has a concept for an idea on lower drug prices
yep - 90 in 90, said Peter Navarro... and we've had one in 45 days? Typical tRump record
Truly divine
$659.99 if he wants a signed copy.
Actually, it would cost $666
Ha! And it burns his fingers
Spot on, Andy!
Perfect.
My fear is Trump will try to have Pope Leo deported to Peru for expressing criticism of him…or any opinions contrary to his own…I hope Leo has his passport in order!
Yeah, he better have his Real ID ...
He’ll be lucky to get Peru and not the El Salvador gulag.
You’re right! My fear for him is growing now that you have reminded me! How naive my initial concern was!
How big a piece of shit do you have to be to piss off the pope?
He was chastised by Francis, too! I’m sure Francis has already ratted him out to St. Peter.
St. Peter tuned into MSNBC up there and already knows.
Stephen - " I’m sure Francis has already ratted him out to St. Peter". Really funny!!!
…or contribute to one’s demise.
I thought of that when Pope Francis publicly scolded JD Vance!
A big orange one!
Yuge.
What's cool about Trump's Bible is that you can swear on it to uphold the Constitution--or, say, believe in God--and mean none of it. Magic!
If the Pope doesn't order it, there's a dude in the hot place who will.
Down there, it's printed on rubber in order to twist it around to one's needs.
Done for centuries upside here, too.
Sadly, Christians for years have done that and swear on the bible that what they are saying is biblical. Most of those people don't know one book from the other and most have never read it cover to cover.
“ Meanwhile, in his first official act as pope, Leo ordered a photo of JD Vance posted at the Vatican security desk.”
You made me snort, Andy. Good thing I wasn’t enjoying a beverage…
--and it was placed at arm's length as it was too hot and had a slight sulfur odor.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Most Unwanted
Do you think he could be talked into coming to the United States to perform an exorcism on the whole of the White House and the Rethuglican party??
Oh yeah!!!😄
"Rethuglican," nice!
Probably wouldn’t get in. He has posted some stuff on X that supports migrants
Is it payable using Trump's worthless coins?
No kidding. Can you imagine people falling for that tripe. Limited Edition coin "layered" in pure silver or 24k gold. The advertised price is more than the gold or silver is worth by itself. Basically meaning the coins aren't worth the work put into them. Yet I'm sure the MAGAnuts fell for that crap and bought dozens of them.
A loss on those wildy expensive coins would be an appropriate (if not necessarily sufficient) punishment for those MAGAnuts deranged enough to buy them. That said, by comparison, coughing up $60 for an untouched, unread Trump Bible, even one containing an unread Constitution, is only a minor punishment.
point taken