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Double-A's avatar
3hEdited

“while an unidentified inebriated man looks on” 🤣🤣🤣

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Just reporting the news here.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Yes. You only ever tell the truth. And I, for one, respect your reporting. It is a great source of information to share with those who don't subscribe.

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Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

You call it like you see it

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

My morning's coffee-spitter!!!

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Pam Birkenfeld's avatar

Floofie, I love your name! Origin story?

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Ah well, therein lies not much of a tale... It just popped into my head -- really! True! And when it did, I immediately understood Floofie as a weird mash-up of a snapping turtle with stuff to say and an aye-aye combined with that ubiquitously seen freaked out fluffy kitten that's just barely hanging in there. And there you have it.

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Roland Saeger's avatar

My grandkids showed me these funny memes with really funny names for all kinds of animals, e.g.

Alligator = American murder log

Seagull = Beach chicken

Anyway, I noticed that several furry animals had "floof" somewhere in the name, e.g.

Grizzly bear = dangerfloof

So, when I think of Floofie Snapz Back I think of those memes.

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Roland Saeger's avatar

So far I've found:

Hedgehog = spiky floof

Cow = floofy milk horse

I'm sure there are others.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Thanks, Roland! This is hilarious. Who knew?

I'm adding the spiky floof (hedgehog) to my amalgam.

He joins the dangerfloof, the grizzly bear, Calif's totum animal, that signals that we won't bear Dump's shenanigans.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Wonderful -- dangerfloof! I'll own that and add it to my weird mash-up amalgam -- LOVE IT! Thanks!

What other animals had floof too?

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Susan Stone's avatar

Love knowing the origin. Snapping turtles have a lure in their mouth, which attracts fish, who then become its victims. I think I'd prefer to not have that knowledge with regard to your name.

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kdsherpa's avatar

This is evidence of your psychic ability.

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Pam Birkenfeld's avatar

As I hoped, you explained! Somehow in my mind fluffy was a fluffy little dog who just got tired of it all and snapped back! But since I like cats too, I’ll accept the cat theory! As if I had a choice, after all, it is your name haha!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

On reading the article, it's not yet clear whether the files that were released contain sufficient probative evidence, but a whopping 20,000 files were released and the day is young so they have a lot of reading & analyzing to do. ALSO IT'S NOT CLEAR WHETHER OR NOT THOSE ARE ALL THE FILES.

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John Townsend's avatar

--like the Old Faithful geyser!

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Ellen Harris's avatar

😁🫣🤣

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John Townsend's avatar

--with Vaselined hair!

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Susan B's avatar

Money well spent mr soros! haha

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Judith Richards's avatar

Where's my check? Oh right, I'm not Venezuelan. 🤣🤣🤣

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Deb Smith's avatar

Kudos to the NFL fans who did what all of us wish we had the chance to do!

When will he go to another NFL game, and how do I sign up to boo?!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Dang it, Deb, odds are Dump won't chance that embarrassment again. You'll have to seek out other opportunities. If you find something, let us know and we'll all join you there!

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Susan Stone's avatar

I watched that scene, and it seemed like he had no clue they were booing him. Waving to them, reading his speech…

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOL!!!

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Cindy Froggatt's avatar

The special salute many fans gave Trump was the best! It was kinda like the old fuhrer's salute except four of five fingers on each hand were not raised in his honor - very creative. It's probably the finger Trump uses to type out his ALL CAPS messages.

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Hank Greenspan's avatar

The team caved and agreed to rename themselves the Washington Carnage, in a salute to Trump.

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Octavia Redwood's avatar

I heard they were to be renamed the Washington "Destroyers"

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John Townsend's avatar

--after "The Destroyer-in-Chief".

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Cindy Froggatt's avatar

They should just re-name the team the Washington Trumpers. They are LOSERS, after all. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

That special salute will hereafter be known as the Oh Heil NO Bird.

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Steve Benko's avatar

"Next Sunday I will fill that stadium with 67,000 cheering great American pedophiles I will release from prison. They have been treated so unfairly," he continued.

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Also known as his base.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Steve & Andy -- Brilliant!

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Ellen Hackman's avatar

Trump was probably confused and thought the boos were a Halloween party. Pete only heard booze and was all in

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misia.d's avatar

Very funny!

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Joanie's avatar

Imagine if he had everyone who booed him arrested by ICE and deported. The only people left in the country would be the MAGA sycophants and the ICE agents themselves. He could call it Trumplandia and they could all live in a country worse than hell. No food, no healthcare, no civil rights. How long do you think it would last? By the way, you should have that photo of him in every post. Truly shows what bad shape he is in physically.

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Susan Stone's avatar

The photo I would choose for every post to show how bad shape he is in physically is the one of him climbing the stairs up to Air Force One. He looked half dead in that one and like he couldn't make it to the top.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Ah, Susan, much agreed re photo that most gives us hope...

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Oooo, I love how you think!

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Ken's avatar

Keep it up, Commanders fans!

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Betsy Groth's avatar

That mouth in the second photo? Definitely a stroke.

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Michael Bowe's avatar

No kidding.

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J Cheng's avatar

Yes!! I agree - it's quite obvious - you can't frown with half your mouth.

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Megan Ross's avatar

I'm really, really, really, really, really hoping that he takes a long dirt nap soon... I'm dead serious.😡

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Pam Birkenfeld's avatar

Dirt nap!!!🤣

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Dead serious! 🤣🤣🤣

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John Townsend's avatar

His cremains would only pollute any waterway!

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Susie's avatar

Even the captions on your photos are pure gold!!! “Trump struggles to be heard over the boos while an unidentified inebriated man looks on. (Photo by Greg Fiume/Getty Images)” 👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣

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Christina Johnson's avatar

All of the supportive fans (who worked in the spa at Mar-a-Lago) were stolen from him by Jeffrey Epstein before Soros replaced them.

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Vera Aronow's avatar

You had me for a second thinking this was real before I could read the whole subject line.

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

You know you're unpopular when American football fans openly diss you. Every one of them would probably be a more effective commander in chief than the schmuck we've got.

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Ann M Palmer's avatar

And, on top of the boos, my Lions wallopped his Commanders. 😂

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misia.d's avatar

Jinxed!

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Richard's avatar

Btw, I was watching the game because I’m a long time Detroit Lions fan. Gee, I’m hoping he does not show up at Ford Field on Thanksgiving Day. He will get booed mercilessly.

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Maria Jette's avatar

If Detroit’s willing to boo him mercilessly, let’s all hope he DOES show up there!

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Richard's avatar

Well, there is other NFL games being played on Thanksgiving Day.

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Of necessity, I'm a Seahawk fan, but I love Detroit and hope you guys have a great season. Especially loved them whomping the Commanders Sunday with

Turd Man watching.

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John Townsend's avatar

--or hear turkey-gobbling sounds from all around!

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