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Susan Stone's avatar

I understand your wish that he had face planted, but as one who has done that twice, I wouldn't recommend it even for him. For my second one, I was really impressed that the emergency room doctor had what it took to figure out what I'd done to my upper lip, and to fix it beautifully. I had gone in there as a bloody mess. I can't take the idea of face plants lightly any more.

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Sheryl Thompson's avatar

I would never wish a face plant on anyone except him! And I do. He absolutely mocks everyone and is cruel to almost all. He deserves zero sympathy.

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Jeff Johnson's avatar

And for Miller, a full somersault down the gangplank would be best.

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CARLA M LA ROSA's avatar

Into shark-infested water!

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Al Keim's avatar

And batteries.

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Michael L Flynn's avatar

A shark would taste the bile Miller secretes like sweat and spit him out; and then eat a pile of whale dung to get the taste out of its mouth.

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Michael Little's avatar

Ewwwwwwwwww! Grosssssssss! But true.

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Mary Appel's avatar

At least with sea bass

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Annette's avatar

<standing ovation> . . . where he can land among Jay Deviance, Elon Musk, Russell Vought... the whole crew of malcontents

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Ellen Holmes's avatar

I understand your feelings but think of the huge amount of wasted effort and care from the medical personnel and security!!тШ╣я╕П

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John Townsend's avatar

--and he'd only bounce on his stomach anyway!

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Lisa D. Schoenwetter's avatar

Or hisтАжvery ample butt!

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Ellen Harris's avatar

Whom he will afterward dismiss and denigrate, as he did the medical team that helped save him when he got covid.

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Annette's avatar

perhaps they could use a crane . . .?

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SyBen's avatar

Agree. Or how about the way the zebra was carried after its rescue. T-rump would make the news more interesting.

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Annette's avatar

lolol... I saw that! And I'm laughing even harder, with the image of tRump in a net, flying overhead, with his red tie whipping in the wind around him.

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Susan Stone's avatar

I agree that he deserves no sympathy, but I still can't go along with a face plant wish.

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Michael L Flynn's avatar

I agree! I wish he would walk face first into an airplane propeller.

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Susan Stone's avatar

Very creative idea. Walking too close to a jet engine intake would work even better, IMO.

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Celia Smith's avatar

Two good ideas right there, Susan and Michael!

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lyn molstrom's avatar

I gotta ask why not ??????

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Susan Stone's avatar

Please read my comments about The Book of Joy.

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Ellen Harris's avatar

He does know how to milk it and at moments almost appears sincere and grandfatherly, old and maybe fragile at times, but then his true self shows up тАФ itтАЩs like Mitch where you start to feel sorry for them but then you wake up.

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Elaine Young's avatar

I think that his anger is a sign of his impending dementia - I watched my brother go through the same process.

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Ellen Harris's avatar

Agreed, and sorry about your brother.

As for Donald, it looks like:

(1) his dementia is well passed тАЬimpendingтАЭ

(2) most documentation of djt since his youth is that heтАЩs always exhibited more than a streak of being an a-hole

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Annette's avatar

yes, Elaine - I honestly believe they're disguising his mental decline with medications

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Susan Vannucci's avatar

Agreed- I can not wish enough horrible things to happen to him.....

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Irna Gadd's avatar

Having face planted and waited 8 hours in the ER to find out I hadn't broken any bones, I ordinarily wouldn't wish a face plant on anyone, but I can make an exception HAPPILY, for him!

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Kathleen Rayson's avatar

Same thing happened to me. WouldтАЩve been great to have some big ugly scars on him to have people make fun of him the way he does others. Calling people ugly and making fun of disabled people.

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Annette's avatar

especially if he were bleeding profusely, because that seems to be an obsession with him

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Susan Stone's avatar

I understand that choice, even though I wouldn't make it myself.

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kdsherpa's avatar

I've done the same, twice. Black eyes for weeks. When people would sneak a look at me ("did someone beat her up?"), I'd smile and say, "I forgot to take off my racoon mask from Halloween" (it was in November). That made people laugh!

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John Townsend's avatar

--or you could have said, "You should have seen the other guys at the bar.

And the two cops!"

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOL!!! (That would have been even funnier, coming from the mouth of a 70-year-old lady!)

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Jeff Johnson's avatar

Next time, just tell them you told your 3-year-old to punch you in the face!

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kdsherpa's avatar

I hope that there's not a next time, but it's an excellent suggestion. I may say that my 3-year-old punched me in one eye, and some guy in the bar punched me in the other.

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Susan Stone's avatar

I'm sorry that you've been there twice, too. But I would far rather have had a raccoon mask than to require stitching up, which was necessary both times.

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kdsherpa's avatar

I broke my cheekbone once, but they can't do surgery for that. Having said that, I have no qualms about wishing the orange sadist a TINY fraction of the pain that he is inflicting on hundreds of millions of people here in the U.S., and around the world. (You're nicer than me.)

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Susan Stone's avatar

My problem is that I just finished reading The Book of Joy, with the Dalai Lama and Archbishop Tutu. They've really made me think twice about what I'd wish on others. That said, I would like to see him pay for all the pain and deaths he's inflicted on people the world over. The only idea I have is to hope that he burns in Hell.

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kdsherpa's avatar

I know exactly what you're saying about the need for internal peace and kindness. I have not hated anyone for as long as I can remember. Now I do -- although I look for synonyms for "hate" since I think that may help. I love your solution!!!

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D ODonnell's avatar

Exactly the same here. Not a word or a feeling I use regularly but with this hateful, racist, rapist, lying, cheating thug тАж

Happily!

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Susan Stone's avatar

Thank you, kdsherpa.

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Michael L Flynn's avatar

The Dalai Lama and Desmond Tutu never met tRump. In this case, they might be willing to make an exception.

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Susan Stone's avatar

Interesting point, but remember, Tutu headed up the Truth and Reconciliation Committee after apartheid was dismantled. From what I know about both of them, they would not make that exception.

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Al Keim's avatar

Vengeance is claimed by another so that we will not suffer its ill effects.

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Mac Bakewell's avatar

I think vengeance is a big part of what gets Trump up each morning. Not a healthy environment for any of us, but that's not to say I could feel compassion for him if he cracked more than his lip when he fell.

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Michael Little's avatar

Hmmm, burn in Hell ... cue the pitchforks!

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Susan Stone's avatar

Now you've got my imagination going! I'm seeing pitchforks carrying him up and down the stairs of Air Force OneтАж among other things.

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Michael Little's avatar

Wow! That image is even better. While Melania (whose first two letters say "ME") grabs a pitchfork.

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Susan Stone's avatar

Love it. ME is perfect. And thank you!

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Tammy Mackinnon's avatar

The thing is, this guy made fun of President Biden for falling on those exact same stairs. He played the video over and over and over and over. He was vicious. And that alone might not do it. But then you add the fact that heтАЩs fucking decimating democracy right in front of us and yeah. He needs to face plant.

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Ellen Harris's avatar

Not a face plant, that would lead to huge wave of sympathy from his followers. They donтАЩt see the connection to how he treats other people.

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Susan Stone's avatar

He needs something that affects him the same way. But I see wishing a face plant on somebody as just another form of cruelty. Does everyone who wishes a face plant on him want to be just like him?

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Karen Miyashiro's avatar

I did that; still have the bruises. But I wouldnтАЩt mind him doing it.

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Michael L Flynn's avatar

And if tRump was there, he would have laughed his fat ass off.

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Susan Stone's avatar

I'm sorry I can't like your comment. But I agree with what you said.

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