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Trump Puts Musk in Charge of Absorbing All Drugs Coming into US

Trump Puts Musk in Charge of Absorbing All Drugs Coming into US

Jun 03, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Taking advantage of the Tesla CEO’s special skillset, Donald J. Trump on Tuesday put Elon Musk in charge of absorbing all drugs coming into the US.

“Any drugs that come in will have to go through Elon,” Trump said. “I can’t wait for Elon to go wild on drugs.”

Musk will discharge his new duties a…

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