😂A complete loser, that turkey 🦃 A nasty, Leftist, too liberal for its own good! 😉Thanks Andy for such a hilarious start to another week of madness !😂❤️
And, like a Venezuelan fisherman, the turkey was slaughtered. When served to Trump as part of a Thanksgiving Happy Meal, the turkey got its revenge by destroying him from the inside. Food poisoning — a shitty way to go.
Got my TBR from Jim this morning, my first laugh of the day. Thanks Andy! The turkeys just thought he was another turkey and a weird one at that, just gave him the bird. So after Thanksgiving, Trump is going to claim that he brokered at least four peace agreements. He will claim that he prevented the carve up of Turkey, the overthrow of Greece, the breakup of China, so we won't all get Hungary. Although the vegetables did come down squash, but he will blame that on the Democrats.
Thank you for reminding us of the importance of commas and how their placement may change meanings. My favorite relates to the bamboo diet of pandas, as in "The panda eats shoots and leaves." This changes to a nasty panda with the addition of commas, as in "The panda eats, shoots, and leaves."
I thought he was a "beef" man . . . but maybe he's converted because beef prices were so high (or at least inflated to be high, lookin' at you, Tyson!). Turkey, however, does not go well with ketchup.
That turkey is worse than a Venezuelan fisherman.
😂A complete loser, that turkey 🦃 A nasty, Leftist, too liberal for its own good! 😉Thanks Andy for such a hilarious start to another week of madness !😂❤️
That turkey is a piggy!
And DEI transgender!
LOL!
The shortage of fisherman and therefore fish will cause a spike in demand for turkey in Venezuela.
Is that Reagan's trickle down economics in action Sean?
There's something trickling down in this Administration, but it isn't economics....
Rudy's 'Just For Men'?
Maybe just the cheap bronzer!
--and it smell!
Never worked, Trump never shares his money by paying his bills.
“Who cares” Melania is Marie Antoinette reincarnated.
Has she already lost her head?
She lost her head when she agreed to marry him, John.
Sewer-drip economics!
Send them the Trump family!
I like this post, Andy, 🤣 Gobble Gobble 🦃 and will reStack ASAP 💯👍
And, like a Venezuelan fisherman, the turkey was slaughtered. When served to Trump as part of a Thanksgiving Happy Meal, the turkey got its revenge by destroying him from the inside. Food poisoning — a shitty way to go.
"A shitty way to go" - ha-ha - I hear you, Cindy Froggatt.
That gold toilet will get lots of use! Or the toilet paper will run out
in the be-marbled Lincoln bathroom!
--or an overlooked beak pecking out from within!
Why are you complaining, Andy? Trump has already pardoned hundreds of turkeys this year.
Only if they hatched on January 6th!
Perfect.
The poor turkey is certainly in the same boat as the Venezuelan fishermen. Pun unintended but I’m keeping it.
I so agree. The gull of this creature 🤦♀️
“Here come de puns, here come de puns.”
Quiet, quiet Turkey!
It's a Terrorist Turkey!
At least the turkey wasn't bombed by a drone!
Trump is a fat stringy turkey, needs to be trussed and stuffed, basted and baked and served to Ukraine on a gold platter
He's already served himself up to Putin...Just sayin'
There is probably enough of his fat self to serve both. 🤮🤮🤮
Ewe no, who would want to eat him?
Donner - table for forty eight.
I used this once at the maitre de's desk for a reservation: Donner, party of 40. Another time: Clark, party of 5
Dahmer just sat at the bar?
No, his ghost behind bars!
No one watching their cholesterol levels!
Haha!
Ruth, my thought exactly!
Turkey vultures
🤮
make sure you brine him first!!
Via the water board method? (Tasteless jokes are my thing this morning, it seems…)
lovely idea . . . and go where the thoughts take you, Wis . . . sometimes we're meant to be a little snarky, its a defense mechanism
Yes, up and down, up and down......
--in holy water!
The fat content would be bad enough but the rotten meat would be toxic.
Imagine the stored toxins in that man....or don't, for your own sanity
--and our sanity has already slipped to much in the past months....
Wow! I’m speechless! This should be my family’s Thanksgiving prayer (before we eat a kosher turkey).
Just trussed and stuffed. Then dropped in a landfill.
Or set on fire.
Alrighty, then!
Really more of a pig.
Turkey Trump is the Bishop’s nose!
Stuffed with all his lies, Vance's wigs, and Johnson's eyeglasses!
NO! Those people have suffered enough!
Pork not Poultry.
Pumpkins never pardon turkeys.
Clever!
Squash the Pumpkin?
Got my TBR from Jim this morning, my first laugh of the day. Thanks Andy! The turkeys just thought he was another turkey and a weird one at that, just gave him the bird. So after Thanksgiving, Trump is going to claim that he brokered at least four peace agreements. He will claim that he prevented the carve up of Turkey, the overthrow of Greece, the breakup of China, so we won't all get Hungary. Although the vegetables did come down squash, but he will blame that on the Democrats.
LOVE this!
🤣🤣🤣
--who'll want to throw a pumpkin or mince pie with whipped cream right in his face!
Trump was just jealous of his wattle.
or waddle....
Notice Trump is growing a huge wattle to compete. Also when the wind blows, Trump’s lack of hair on his head is sparse! Cannot hide his aging.
lol
The true spirit of Thanksgiving for Donnie -- where's my cut, so to speak?
Oh, yes!
If that Turkey had beaten up some Capitol police officers it would have received a pardon and possibly reparations.
True. Beating up Capitol Police Officers seems to be one way to get a pardon. The other way is to kill journalists.
or commit tax fraud!! We are literally being told to cheat on our taxes by the Orange blunder......
It looks like sex trafficking might work too.
And a hat
Well, at least someone gave him the bird.
Perfect, Richard!
50,000 Lions' fans did too. On TV! Hysterical.
Insert rim shot here!
Badda bing …
If only the turkey had a criminal conviction………
Turkey gets a free pass for peodophilia and accepting bribes.
Didn’t anybody warn Trump about Turkeys United and how they are considered corporate entities nowadays?
Sounds like an English football team...
Or a trade union. They’re going on strike for better pay and working conditions.
They play the Yobbo Yams next week!
Excellent! 🏉🏉
If so, Trump will try to sell them crypto along with cheap grain feed!
You mean the crypto scam?
Is DJT a "breast man" or a "leg man"???
The appropriate designation is he is an ass man. Thank you for the opportunity to serve my country with this clarification.
I believe you forgot a comma, Patrick. "The appropriate designation is he is an ass, man."
Thank you for reminding us of the importance of commas and how their placement may change meanings. My favorite relates to the bamboo diet of pandas, as in "The panda eats shoots and leaves." This changes to a nasty panda with the addition of commas, as in "The panda eats, shoots, and leaves."
Mine is: Let’s eat kids vs. Let’s eat, kids. Punctuation saves lives.
I don't get it.
yep - direct address is the term ... something Trump cannot do himself as his speeches meander so much
he's doin' the weave . . . lol
---right off the podium, in many aspirational daydreams!
Oh like I dig it bigly Annette:-)
Republican Congress folks kiss that part of Trump.
I hope they sanitize afterwards . . . ewwww
Har!
Chef’s kiss
I heard he's an ass hat.
One must always observe and facilitate proper punctuation at all times!
The real qestion: is DJT a man or a blob?
muppet
Beware of the Blob, it creeps, it slides across the ground....
Orange geliten
Not a man. Not at all. Sorry no joke or clever pun but I’m in a straightforward mood.
It's devolution.....
I thought he was a "beef" man . . . but maybe he's converted because beef prices were so high (or at least inflated to be high, lookin' at you, Tyson!). Turkey, however, does not go well with ketchup.
Which is why, instead of eating it, you toss it on the wall.
ahhhh, now it all makes sense!
At this house, no Turkey, none at all. Pasta Alfredo, spinach, a few sweet po’s, some broccoli and a tiny bit of pecan pie.
Trying to starve the meat processing titans.
Well we all know he is not a “ man”!
If so, he had better not be seen in the men’s room.
He is a rear end man totally.
More of a beast man...
Now, do we really, really want to know?
Stormy Daniels summerized him as tiny.
In a rare moment of insight, Trump refused to eat turkey for fear of being called a cannibal.
BTAM, you win the reply of the day on TBR!! According to me!
Yay! Today's trophy
😂 Love it! But I believe there's more to it than that, I heard this turkey talked --he knows who's in the Epstein files.
Epstein reincarnated as a turkey?!?
--because that turkey is one being who can read thoroughly in the administration?
To save the hams the pigs got together and gave Trump a gold 8 inch turkey peace price for his goldl laden office
And then the head pig barked “Quiet Piggy” at the sweetest girl pig.
Went inside and told his Crooked Cronies, “she’s a real hog.”
Center place on that mantle!
Thankful for Borowitz. Please follow up on the turkey’s fate!
Yes, both of them!
Haha yes! This sounds exactly like something DJT would say.