😂😂Andy, Absolutely brilliant! Thoughts and prayers for whom exactly? The toady or the toadied upon ? Also I think Trump needs multiple toadyectomies ! 😂😂 I’d love to see the pathology report! Spineless parasite? Wriggling worm? One of your very best , Andy ! 😉💕
Andy, I saw the Path report. It said that the usual "random biopsies taken during surgery showed widespread invasive grade IV Vancer. Further workup recommended to confirm Stage".
"A team of surgeons performed the seven-hour operation to remove the invasive parasite in a procedure known as a toadyectomy." A team of surgeons?!? I would have thought it would have taken only one Proctologist to do the job.
Toadyectomy! HILARIOUS. <huge laughter>. That’s the best new word. Trump could move into Walter Reed Hospital for WEEKS to have all the toadies removed. I wonder what would be left of the Harangutan if all of the sycophants were gone. (Toadyectomy is so much easier to spell than sychophantectomy, imho).
Another great one to start the day. Thank you, AB!
They found the problem when Dump complained about being constipated - he is supposed to have poop coming out of both ends, but it was only coming out of his mouth. That's when they found Miss Flimsy and removed him. But, Dump was still stopped up, so they checked further and found Mike Johnson hiding there.
I understand that the procedures are being done during Dump's meeting naps.
Thoughts/prayers
😂😂Andy, Absolutely brilliant! Thoughts and prayers for whom exactly? The toady or the toadied upon ? Also I think Trump needs multiple toadyectomies ! 😂😂 I’d love to see the pathology report! Spineless parasite? Wriggling worm? One of your very best , Andy ! 😉💕
All of the above on that multipage pathology sheet!
For whom, the polyp or the host?
And while removing polyps, the surgeon exclaimed, "OMG!!! The patient's head is up there too!!"
Neither!
and humane euthanasia
or INHUMANE euthanasia, you know like his bestie went out...
geez, our fantasies are so dark when that orange cancer is involved.
yes but this is a safe space!
The safe space and the kind, funny people who inhabit it are all that keep my feet attached to earth. Andy brings out the best in all of us.💖
Andy, I saw the Path report. It said that the usual "random biopsies taken during surgery showed widespread invasive grade IV Vancer. Further workup recommended to confirm Stage".
We need to explore additional treatment options.
Vancer, I love it.
yes, for us! Metamucilini is a bigger ass than previously determined if he can fit that many toadies up there.
--/wishes not so well!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
"A team of surgeons performed the seven-hour operation to remove the invasive parasite in a procedure known as a toadyectomy." A team of surgeons?!? I would have thought it would have taken only one Proctologist to do the job.
it was a tag team effort, because no doctor could perform more than 2 minutes at a time.
"Toadyectomy" - a medical procedure, where an ass-kissing yes-man is surgically removed from a narcissists asshole.
OMG - I'll never be able to eat Toad in the Hole again.
That was my thought too! LOL
<snort laugh>
Lindsay Lick Ass.
LLA - that must be the procedure code
Wonder what is the procedure code for toadyectomy in case TBR subscribers need pre authorization from Medicare.
As for “toad in the hole,” years ago got my wife to call it something more palatable—eggs in a basket.
That's where I went with it! Quite a mental picture over coffee!
LOL...sorry, this is what happens when I get up earlier than usual 😄
Ha! Way better than it could have been, considering it's Miss Lindsey!
Mike, submit your term and Def to Urban Dictionary.
It would have to be a joint submission from Andy Borowitz and me 🙃
Easy, maybe, because it is so wide?
Lindsey Graham
is a human hemorrhoid
Not enough Preparation H in the world.......
Now I know what butt hurt really means.
<snicker>
<standing ovation>
If they’re gonna stick their heads so far up Trump’s ass, at least check for polyps.
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They'll only hear echoes!
Did you forget the farts?
--which would be giant, rushing winds? Yes, I did!
“And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.”
Acts 2:2 (King James Version)
Not heaven in this case ...
Helloooooo . . . helloooooo
Wet Bronx Cheer (a.k.a. Raspberry)
Or tonsils
Graham went from calling 🌮 a ‘race-baiting xenophobic religious bigot' to acting like none of us remember what he said in 2015. 🙄
Lindsay has the Orange Kool-Aid in a continual IV drip!
He knows Trump can't/doesn't remember so he feels pretty secure as long as he keeps up the toad routine.
Plus Lindsey was nearly apoplectic after Jan 6 but crickets now on that TRump incited attempted coup.
I'm amazed! Andy has created a new genre of education - horror satire!
Will the said Lindsey be able to survive on its own now? My hope is it will shrivel up and disappear into an alligator infested swamp.
Toadyectomy! HILARIOUS. <huge laughter>. That’s the best new word. Trump could move into Walter Reed Hospital for WEEKS to have all the toadies removed. I wonder what would be left of the Harangutan if all of the sycophants were gone. (Toadyectomy is so much easier to spell than sychophantectomy, imho).
Toadyectomy is the best new word! Haha!! So true!
So that would explain the giant sucking sound then. Mystery solved.
Something is very seriously wrong with these people.
Understatement of the decade!
Of this or any century!
I thought that after I posted my comment. You are correct!
The operation was a bit easier for Senator Pittypat, who was too plastered to feel most of it.
Them proctologists is good!
Assman!
After the surgery, the weakened toady was heard to croak, "Can we still play golf together? I promise to let you win!"
But the tumor is as big as a golf ball......
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What a perfect way to describe their relationship!
Another great one to start the day. Thank you, AB!
They found the problem when Dump complained about being constipated - he is supposed to have poop coming out of both ends, but it was only coming out of his mouth. That's when they found Miss Flimsy and removed him. But, Dump was still stopped up, so they checked further and found Mike Johnson hiding there.
I understand that the procedures are being done during Dump's meeting naps.
No anesthesiology needed then?
Correct, John Townsend.
That is because the only thing that Dump is capable of feeling is grievance.
To date, nothing has been found that is able to diminish that complaint in this patient.