Trump Rushed to Hospital to Have Lindsey Graham Surgically Removed
BETHESDA (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was admitted to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Tuesday to have Senator Lindsey Graham surgically removed.
What was originally billed as a routine physical exam quickly became a medical emergency after doctors determined that the South Carolina lawmaker, who had been attached to Trump since 2016, had to be amputated.
A team of surgeons performed the seven-hour operation to remove the invasive parasite in a procedure known as a toadyectomy.
Doctors said that Trump was “recovering well” but would soon have to return to the hospital to have House Speaker Mike Johnson removed.
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"Toadyectomy" - a medical procedure, where an ass-kissing yes-man is surgically removed from a narcissists asshole.