MONTECITO, CA—Suddenly resuming contact with his father after a lengthy estrangement, on Thursday Prince Harry asked King Charles if he could have Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s room.
“Megan and I are packed and ready to move in,” he told the King. “Just say the word.”
“It looks like I’m not the black sheep of the family anymore,” he added. “Oh well—I had a good run.”
Speaking to reporters at his home in California, Harry called Andrew’s room “one of the sweetest in Buckingham Palace” and “the perfect place to shoot our next Netflix series.”
"MONTECITO, CA—Suddenly resuming contact with his father after a lengthy estrangement, on Thursday Prince Harry asked King Charles if he could have Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s room."
😂 I would love it, but I really think that the Royal Family, especially Crown Princess Kate, is too racist to accept a Black Princess....
Har!! I think Stormy was probably on her knees more than anything.
But Satan shares the most hated entity title with trump.
Satan was pissed at first that trump was competitive and won the gold for most evil dark overlord, but once he saw how effective trump was at shelling out pain and misery on earth, he let it slide.
When questioned by his cohorts burning beside him as to why he was showing mercy, “He’ll be down here in hell sooner rather than later, anyway. May as well let the kid have some fun up there til then,” he answered philosophically.
I recently found my copy of Philip Roth's "Our Gang," about President Trick E. Dixon. In the last chapter, he is in hell, challenging Satan for the position of Devil, running on his record on earth.
I suspect once trump joins them, they’ll both be out of a job.
Another scenario: Trump’ll “land” (or however one arrives in hell), he’ll spot Nixon and Satan and he’ll get that weird pursed lip expression with the vicious eyebrows highlighting the bizarre white circles around his beady, paranoid eyes, and his eyes will narrow and he’ll yell, “YOU’RE FIRED!!” a la ‘the apprentice’. They’d realize they’re both beat. So trump will have the job he was made for.
Interesting point. I highly doubt hell has a democratic government, but I hope I never find out 😉 (har). But actually, I think we were maintaining a democracy-not always or even mostly well, of course - but it was a Constitutional Republic until trump burst in like the goo from a popped zit.
It's past time Democratic Governor's across America put their National Guard troops on notice that they may be called up in November to protect citizens voting rights from encroachment by the Federal Government via ICE or other forms of Federal police.
The Second Amendment clearly gives each State the authority to use its "armed militia" to protect its citizens from tyranny.
Let the Trump administration know we will do this if pushed.
Yes indeedy, and make those bear arms -- as in "the right to" -- and not bare arms. To any ICE-cold fed military types, vicious MAGAts, Proud Boys and their fugly ilk, we say this: FUCK OFF -- FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF. Cuz baby, we don't just ROAR like bears -- you won't want to tangle with us enraged bears protecting and standing up for our rights!
I've learned that the floofie part of my moniker comes from the slang for grizzly bear: cutely enough, they're called dangerfloofs. Not so cute when encountered, however. And as a Californian whose state flag has the Calif grizzly bear on it, I say, like Gov Gav, don't you dare poke the bear cuz we poke back!!!
A few years back, I'd dreamt up a clothing product that I'd consider apropos for these unbearable times: a sweatshirt with shaggy fake fur sleeves. Written across the chest: THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS. Eh? Eh? I think it could work.
Did you have to go with Beef Wellington? Now, it will be hard for me to continue my Christmas dinner tradition of having this as my main course. Small sacrifice though. The Brits aren't the only ones who are at that point. Pharmaceutical industry is about to discontinue bowing to him. The Trump Rx is a complete farce!
Sorry, I was looking for a British dish and that was the first that popped into my head. I also said Trump's hat, rather than his diaper—talk about missing low-hanging fruit!
"Power-load his diaper and call it 'Bangers and Mash'!"?
"Crap his pants and call it 'Beans on Toast'?"
"Shit the bed and call it 'Weetabix'!?"
::Pharmaceutical industry is about to discontinue bowing to him. The Trump Rx is a complete farce!::
I'm more worried about the money needed to do research and offer necessary medicines free or at cost, like COVID vaccines, thanks to our nutjob antivaxxer HHS Director....
Have always loved the Brit food names. Almost choked on my Beans and Toast years ago in a classic London pub when they were served room temp on soggy bread. 🇬🇧🇬🇧
I understand it's very good, but very hard to make right—a lot of online cooking channels keep trying to make "Gordon Ramsay's Beef Welllington", because apparently it's his specialty dish.
I guess that means you have to make it with a lot of swearing and humiliating anybody who works under you.... 🙄
The problem I have with Beef Wellington is that it has a layer of pate under the crust. For me that taste is little better than I would imagine trump's shit to be.
Love, love, love all of this. Such good news and such good fun being made of it. Truly made this Thursday morning a delight. Plus, there will possibly be Epstein-related investigations in France, Poland, Latvia, Lithuania? Tell me again where Melania is from? And today Mark Zuckerberg is having to answer questions about his social media company and it's effects on kids. My cup runneth over.
Don’t forget, Norway, not a shithole country, BTW, was one of the first to act. Thorbjørn Jagland, the former Prime Minister of Norway who chaired the Norwegian Nobel Committee from 2009 to 2015, has been charged with "aggravated corruption.” No wonder the 🍊💩 has given up on peace!
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the punchline was “You’re on the list”..odd that the “John Roberts”who was on the flight logs to Epstein’s island was never investigated by any mainstream news agency…hmmm
My how the mighty can fall. But we have to realize former Prince Andrew was called "Randy Andy" back in the day and that is why in some sense of the words it isn't all that surprising. The fact that England is saying "no one is above the law" is addressing and the USA should do the same sometime in the future!
"I'll just have to impose 10,000 percent tariffs on them until they pardon him," continued the president. "Or better yet, I'll just seize England and pardon him myself. After all, that sent Columbus to rule over us in 1492, so fair is fair."
“Better off having your own Supreme Court” ... AND Senate AND House of Representatives AND Cabinet, not to mention an entire legacy political party answerable only to the naked emperor.
And now this:
MONTECITO, CA—Suddenly resuming contact with his father after a lengthy estrangement, on Thursday Prince Harry asked King Charles if he could have Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s room.
“Megan and I are packed and ready to move in,” he told the King. “Just say the word.”
“It looks like I’m not the black sheep of the family anymore,” he added. “Oh well—I had a good run.”
Speaking to reporters at his home in California, Harry called Andrew’s room “one of the sweetest in Buckingham Palace” and “the perfect place to shoot our next Netflix series.”
"MONTECITO, CA—Suddenly resuming contact with his father after a lengthy estrangement, on Thursday Prince Harry asked King Charles if he could have Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s room."
😂 I would love it, but I really think that the Royal Family, especially Crown Princess Kate, is too racist to accept a Black Princess....
I like Harry and Meghan. Good for them saying FU to royalty.
Oh, Andy, you always make my day!
I wouldn't put it past them. Chutzpah seems to be their main characteristic.
Sorry, but I like them. Very much.
More chutzpah in the monarchy? Much needed!
🤣🤣
HA! Andy, are you a fly on the wall there?
--while Meghan clubbed him with a rolling pin used for her cooking show!
😂😂
No one is below the law, and Trump fancies himself to be the law. Well, no one is below Trump -- that is certain.
I think Stormy may have been.
But does it count if the wee widdle mushroom patch is ineffective?
hers or his?
Well, his of course. Isn't that how, when testifying in court for E. Jean Carroll, Stormy described Wumpy's widdle thangs? Little mushrooms.
She shared that I believe live with Jimmy Kimmel.
Har!! I think Stormy was probably on her knees more than anything.
But Satan shares the most hated entity title with trump.
Satan was pissed at first that trump was competitive and won the gold for most evil dark overlord, but once he saw how effective trump was at shelling out pain and misery on earth, he let it slide.
When questioned by his cohorts burning beside him as to why he was showing mercy, “He’ll be down here in hell sooner rather than later, anyway. May as well let the kid have some fun up there til then,” he answered philosophically.
I recently found my copy of Philip Roth's "Our Gang," about President Trick E. Dixon. In the last chapter, he is in hell, challenging Satan for the position of Devil, running on his record on earth.
I suspect once trump joins them, they’ll both be out of a job.
Another scenario: Trump’ll “land” (or however one arrives in hell), he’ll spot Nixon and Satan and he’ll get that weird pursed lip expression with the vicious eyebrows highlighting the bizarre white circles around his beady, paranoid eyes, and his eyes will narrow and he’ll yell, “YOU’RE FIRED!!” a la ‘the apprentice’. They’d realize they’re both beat. So trump will have the job he was made for.
Though that sounds like a happy ending for trump…
So clever, Wis. A great, fun read.
If there's democracy in Hell, why can't we maintain one here on Earth....?
Interesting point. I highly doubt hell has a democratic government, but I hope I never find out 😉 (har). But actually, I think we were maintaining a democracy-not always or even mostly well, of course - but it was a Constitutional Republic until trump burst in like the goo from a popped zit.
Well, for Trump a democracy WOULD be hell.
Oh icky metaphor but so perfect!
Hm!
Wow!!
< thunderous applause!!! >
Well writ,Wis!
I did my best to channel my inner Borowitz…
🙃
But not for long 🤣🤣🤣
🤣
No, she rode him until the hotel mattress collapsed!
!! Slam dunk, BTAM
well . . with everyone kissing his butt there's no room behind him.
Well put!
Well said! 😁
--or they will be squished flat!
We need to make sure some of Trump's charges are state level so he can't pardon himself.
It's past time Democratic Governor's across America put their National Guard troops on notice that they may be called up in November to protect citizens voting rights from encroachment by the Federal Government via ICE or other forms of Federal police.
The Second Amendment clearly gives each State the authority to use its "armed militia" to protect its citizens from tyranny.
Let the Trump administration know we will do this if pushed.
Hoping the Good Dem Govs are already discussing & planning that.
Love this idea to use second amendment to foil Trump.
They need a lot more arms if they have to face that militaristic group
Yes indeedy, and make those bear arms -- as in "the right to" -- and not bare arms. To any ICE-cold fed military types, vicious MAGAts, Proud Boys and their fugly ilk, we say this: FUCK OFF -- FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF. Cuz baby, we don't just ROAR like bears -- you won't want to tangle with us enraged bears protecting and standing up for our rights!
I've learned that the floofie part of my moniker comes from the slang for grizzly bear: cutely enough, they're called dangerfloofs. Not so cute when encountered, however. And as a Californian whose state flag has the Calif grizzly bear on it, I say, like Gov Gav, don't you dare poke the bear cuz we poke back!!!
A few years back, I'd dreamt up a clothing product that I'd consider apropos for these unbearable times: a sweatshirt with shaggy fake fur sleeves. Written across the chest: THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS. Eh? Eh? I think it could work.
--with hidden pockets on the inside of the "bear arms" to quickly pull out
the ninja weapons......
Ah! Very pragmatic! Secret pockets can be added to the design...
YES to THAT.
I predict a Trump pardon coming for the Prince
Would not surprise me one bit, if the orange king wana be would try it, and tell the Brits since he is King of the world they have to obey him.
""I predict a Trump pardon coming for the Prince
"Would not surprise me one bit, if the orange king wana be would try it, and tell the Brits since he is King of the world they have to obey him."
Because the UK isn't ALREADY on the tipping point of telling Trump to go shit in his hat and call it "Beef Wellington"!
Did you have to go with Beef Wellington? Now, it will be hard for me to continue my Christmas dinner tradition of having this as my main course. Small sacrifice though. The Brits aren't the only ones who are at that point. Pharmaceutical industry is about to discontinue bowing to him. The Trump Rx is a complete farce!
::Did you have to go with Beef Wellington? ::
Sorry, I was looking for a British dish and that was the first that popped into my head. I also said Trump's hat, rather than his diaper—talk about missing low-hanging fruit!
"Power-load his diaper and call it 'Bangers and Mash'!"?
"Crap his pants and call it 'Beans on Toast'?"
"Shit the bed and call it 'Weetabix'!?"
::Pharmaceutical industry is about to discontinue bowing to him. The Trump Rx is a complete farce!::
I'm more worried about the money needed to do research and offer necessary medicines free or at cost, like COVID vaccines, thanks to our nutjob antivaxxer HHS Director....
Totally valid reason to be concerned
Then there is the Toad in the Hole. Or Spotted Dick. True dishes.
Did you forget Fish ‘n Chips?
Have always loved the Brit food names. Almost choked on my Beans and Toast years ago in a classic London pub when they were served room temp on soggy bread. 🇬🇧🇬🇧
Spotted Dick comes to mind.
I've never had Beef Wellington, and don't think I ever will...now. lol.
I understand it's very good, but very hard to make right—a lot of online cooking channels keep trying to make "Gordon Ramsay's Beef Welllington", because apparently it's his specialty dish.
I guess that means you have to make it with a lot of swearing and humiliating anybody who works under you.... 🙄
The problem I have with Beef Wellington is that it has a layer of pate under the crust. For me that taste is little better than I would imagine trump's shit to be.
HaHa!
It’s actually delicious, especially as served in Simpson’s in London.
--or "Yorkshire Pudding"!
Of course! It doesn't matter that Andrew is not a US citizen - he gets a pardon under the brotherhood rule.
Since when has that mattered when our government decides to administer "justice". For example just ask Manuel Noriega.
"Trump said it had made him 'rethink the whole idea of becoming king.'”--That was my favorite part.
He acts like he thinks that he already is!
Mine, too!
Love, love, love all of this. Such good news and such good fun being made of it. Truly made this Thursday morning a delight. Plus, there will possibly be Epstein-related investigations in France, Poland, Latvia, Lithuania? Tell me again where Melania is from? And today Mark Zuckerberg is having to answer questions about his social media company and it's effects on kids. My cup runneth over.
Don’t forget, Norway, not a shithole country, BTW, was one of the first to act. Thorbjørn Jagland, the former Prime Minister of Norway who chaired the Norwegian Nobel Committee from 2009 to 2015, has been charged with "aggravated corruption.” No wonder the 🍊💩 has given up on peace!
Melania is from Slovenia. - Sorry, my reply was meant for Sharon Herrick.
Thanks, Christina.
Good to know. Thanks.
Love watching Zuck the Phfuckk trying not to squirm under oath.
Dangerous, smarmy, powerful little shithead that he is.
Melania is from Slovenia.
So good.
For a moment, I thought it was real news!
First they came for the pedophiles...
<snik snik chortle>
As if...
Unfortunately, it's only last they came for the pedoohiles.
The last sentence is the best and, sadly, the scariest.
"You're better off having your own Supreme Court."
Your move, Chief "Justice " John Sellout Roberts.
He went to law school so he could learn how to make up law out of the thin air. He got an "A".
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the punchline was “You’re on the list”..odd that the “John Roberts”who was on the flight logs to Epstein’s island was never investigated by any mainstream news agency…hmmm
“… having your own Supreme Court.” Just brilliant
With his Crown versus Supreme Court line, Andy has achieved “peak satire” by which humor fully fuses fantasy and reality.
My how the mighty can fall. But we have to realize former Prince Andrew was called "Randy Andy" back in the day and that is why in some sense of the words it isn't all that surprising. The fact that England is saying "no one is above the law" is addressing and the USA should do the same sometime in the future!
"I'll just have to impose 10,000 percent tariffs on them until they pardon him," continued the president. "Or better yet, I'll just seize England and pardon him myself. After all, that sent Columbus to rule over us in 1492, so fair is fair."
Okay, so they "sent Columbus to rule over us" but the last straw was when he took over the airports.
😜
“Better off having your own Supreme Court” ... AND Senate AND House of Representatives AND Cabinet, not to mention an entire legacy political party answerable only to the naked emperor.
Bravo, John LeBaron.
Your Magasty, you are under arrest!
Magasty!! Brilliant! Says it all.