Biden also invented the Lincoln Bedroom which, under a new Executive Order, will now be called the "Bedroom of America" -- and fully stocked with 1860s-vintage "Thy Pillows".
Love this Alan. I am going to use the same idea to describe our neighborhood in more flattering terms..."Del Cerro by-the-sea" (we are 20 miles inland in San Diego)
Shouldn't it also be stocked w/Lindell's(ugh) 'Thigh Pillow's? Packed w/ice to ease pain of potential/inevitable bruising of possible Trump Admin. guests, especially female ones?
Breaking! The Chief Usher at the White House has resigned, and Donny Two-Dolls has (of course) appointed Marco Rubio to be acting Chief Usher. The State Department has announced Secretary Li’l Marco (a ‘term of endearment’, the press officer says while giggling), will be unavailable today as he will be at the tailor’s being fitted for his snazzy new uniform.
Chris-to-fuh😂 I have rewatched this show at.least 5-6 times in its entirety and certain episodes (like White Caps when Carmela throws him out) about 50, and except for the phones/electronics it is not dated at all!
During covid Michael Imperioli and Steve Schirripa did a podcast called "Talking Sopranos" and they go through every single episode and interview.lots of people from the show. It's the best.
If anyone is interested it's "Talking Sopranos" on Youtube. 91 episodes. It's also on Apple podcasts. I think you look under "playlists" from the homepage to get them all.
Limited to Barbie & Ken or Cabbage & Patch or, in a pinch, Beanie & Baby. Poor kids this Christmas. Even coal for their stockings will be hard to come by. I can see the Hallmark Studio now printing all the Orange Scrooge greetings. ‘Bah humbug! Wishing you a tariffic holiday season’
You may be onto something there, Tricia. It’s a plot to create a new market for all that coal nobody wants that Donny insists be mined, but it can’t work if there are toys and dolls in the stores, right? A real Clever Dick, that Don! (Or do I mean Spotted Dick?)
Beautiful coal. We'll bring back coal. Make coal great again. You know, I've been told that you can make diamonds put of coal. Make America rich again . Buy my Trump Coal Diamond card. Only $500K.
Clym, today's TBR reporting better explains the new "Donny Two Dolls" moniker.
Yesterday we heard from Lawrence on TV that it was derived from the heartwarming quote about XMas gifts for young girls during the anticipated tariff-based recession.
From Andy's new reporting, we now know with Meta-Physical certainty that the 2 dolls he references were ERIC and DON, Jr. Furthermore, the promised but ungifted "30 dolls" were the new offspring promised to "Melanie" by the Procreator-in-Chief, Auntie-EM, operating out of the Lincoln bedroom.
The new uniform will feature knee length white shorts and a short sleeved shirt with a wide sailor collar. Li'l Mario will wear a special beenie when ushering.
White shorts? They won't stay white very long unless he's wearing Donnie brand diapers, extra absorbent and odor-reducing. They're available in refreshing orange scent.
While everyone is having a high time with the Mafia right now, I'll slip in to suggest that Vantz' wife have the job of Chief Usher. Usha Usher. It has a certain something.
I wonder if he brought the top secret papers back to the WH from the bathroom. Definitely need to check for his copy(?) of the constitution when he leaves - hoping it's sooner rather than later...
Grammar has already been removed from the teaching of English (I have two step-sons who are high school English teachers) for quite some time. Obviously they want to get rid of things that are critical for survival. Without math, how do you balance your checkbook? How do you figure out the weight of an ingredient you need? Can you say "STUPID"? (IMO)
Loving all these remarks! On the reality side: I think Trump is adding things on L'il Rubio's plate so that he can do a huge, "You're Fired!" I find it hard to believe that he isn't playing Rubio for a sucker and loser, given their relationship in the past. Trump's grudges are legendary and never lost.
I’m thinking that Rubio, whether he knows it or not, is auditioning for the role of ‘naked body hanging upside down in gas station’, which we all know is how this has to end. Just sayin’
Why don't we ever hear about "Little Vladimir" (Putin is 5'6 1/2"). For that matter, the president most historians credit with being the most intelligent is Madison, who was 5'4". Is there an inverse ratio law at work.
But, I'm afraid, it's the Boomer generation that has done that. I'm 74 and disgusted with my own "peace and love" generation that has allowed this to happen. We are a spoiled lot, that was given a Disneyland life (quite literally), by our parents who saved the world with their blood and guts. NOW IT IS OUR TURN TO SAVE THE WORLD! let's take America Back!
Take America back, yes. But I’m 76 and don’t agree that it’s our Boomer fault. I spent too much time in protests, I mean going to college. This hot mess spans all generations who failed our country and the mafia who spent years looking for constitutional loopholes.
We did plenty of protesting - for civil rights, against the war - but remember, fellow Boomer, the world was very different then. The country (and the world) weren't being whiplashed by a lunatic, we thought we had all the time in the world to "get it together" via institutions with some dignity, integrity, and meaning. A stable future awaited us if we worked hard enough. Climate change hadn't smashed the weather yet, making the summers unbearable (don't start me!). There was no such thing as photoshop or AI.
With no social media to melt our brains, no confusion between real and fake, this mess is not our fault. But it doesn't mean we can't fight it now!
I, as a fellow boomer, agree completely that this mess is not our fault. Unless every boomer is currently a Trump supporter. Unless every boomer voted for Ronald Reagan, George H W Bush and George Bush, as well. If that's so, then we might just as well hand this country over to the cannibals and get it over with.
If you read Heather Cox Richardson, you know that this has all happened before, and, as a fellow Boomer, I cannot take blame or responsibility for foolish, easily influenced people who believed T****'s lies. We lived through four ridiculous years of his pompousness, but this time is worse. The Robber Barons have been coming back since Reagan and the "trickle down" nonsense. I have to continue to do my part to resist like in the 60s and 70s.
I subscribe to Heather and she does help put things in perspective. But I would argue that we live in unprecedented times. Agree that we all need to do our parts.
Like this -- I was shocked and delighted yesterday to see a parked car with this large, professionally-done, colorful sticker on both sides: of it:
"Dear Republicans, Thank you for the CALLOUSNESS, CHAOS, and CRUELTY - Remember: Take from the poor so the rich will have more!"
Other stickers said: "Don't blame me, I voted for Harris Walz."
The baggage racks on top of the car had about a dozen plastic flamingos firmly attached. Nice touch!
I stopped to take a picture and people in a passing car gave me big smiles and thumbs up.
This is particularly significant since I live in Rump country, and this car was parked in front of the most popular restaurant in town. Bravely!
As a Boomer myself, if it's our fault it would only be because we stopped fighting. We thought we had solved those civil rights problems and dropped the ball. We were surprised to discover that those problems were still simmering under the surface, and ten years ago came to a boil.
Quietly listening to the firmness and comfort of FDR'S voice on radio...parents & extended family beside me...the Fire Side chats...resonate still after all these years. Precious memories...never to be forgotten.
Have come to feel a very deep appreciation, Susan, for the period in time in which I was born. Yes...WWII was a difficult period, as was the.Depression.
However it was the way Americans came to each others aid...the closeness to one another, that I cherish. As a young child I was spoiled by the many acts.of courage, selflessness, loving the neighbor...; of course an intellectual remembrance..but a totality of feelings. Families went " through" hardships together...never pitted against one another as we seem to be today.
Will.be 91 next month. Perhaps, history seen from a child's reccolections.may not be pertinent to today, but I weep for all my great grandchildren' present & future each day a new blow to our democratic way of life so maliciously impacts their well being. I weep, quite honestly...for children ( of all ages) the world over. Forgive my long winded thoughts....please.
Nothing to forgive, Lynn. I think your childhood memories are very valuable. It is important to remember good things, and what you experienced is what I have always thought our country was about. I hear you about your concern for the younger generations. We have 4 grandsons, 1 is an adult, and 3 are approaching fast. I hate what they are facing. And I hate what children in places like Sudan are facing. There is no good reason for such ugliness. Those people are not lesser than all the white nationalists. Most of them put such people in our country to shame. All peoples are valuable. I'll turn 80 on Sunday, so I'm not sure we'll live long enough to see great-grandhildren. On some levels that would be nice, very special, but on others it is frightening. See, us younger folks can be long-winded, too. Congratulations on your upcoming 91st birthday. Hope you can celebrate it well.
Well, Hardy believed I had returned from Paris (boring!) to Egdon Heath in Wessex (boringer!), but he was a bit of a fictionalizer - not that there’s anything wrong with that! You’d do better to listen to Laurel who would know I am in Georgia - somewhat ironically, the native land of Hardy (Oliver, not Thomas). I’m sorry; what was the question again?
Another cost-savings measure. His birthday parade? They ought to dress Pam Bondi up as Faux Barbie Miss Universe and have her sit on top of a gun turret waving to the crowd. Christie Noem could weird a whip and crack it at the color guard. Tulsi…maybe she gets to drive the first vehicle which, likely, will be a feature Tesla truck…leading the parade.
Yes!! Ages ago I worked across the street from Madison Square Garden, and when the circus came to town, the elephants created quite a 'stir' when they were let outside. We loved it!
Pam bondi must be aware of what she conveys in her tight black outfit (as in the photo you post of her). She really does look like a nazi and I’m imagining black boots and a whip too… something like Cate Blanchett in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
"In the Year of Darkness 2025, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan . . ." Inseminate as many women as possible and name the children names no elementary school teacher has ever heard, let alone written.
Too too true, alas! MAGAts respond horribly well to that thick dizzingly odoriferous layer of BS laid on them & compounded daily till their wee brains are stupefied, strangled, stifled and stagnated from lack of O2, which means they can't think straight, which = bumper crop of fools. Simple (forbidden) math.
Andy, thank you. Much gratitude for your ability to make me laugh and feel joy amid the Emperor's constant barrage of bullshit. Reading your TBR is almost as good for my soul as daily meditation.
Biden invented Signal.
Biden also invented the Lincoln Bedroom which, under a new Executive Order, will now be called the "Bedroom of America" -- and fully stocked with 1860s-vintage "Thy Pillows".
I liked the post I saw yesterday where trump was walking down a fairway with a brown stain on his pants. The caption read "Biden shit my pants!"
Michael Cohen has been calling him Von Shitzenpants for a long time. :)
That's one of my favorites!
Oh that rascal Biden!
Keep snapping Floofy
I coitainly will, dadgummit!
???
With carpet from wall to painted wall.
24 carrot gold
Mary -- Your post suggests another nickname: Bugsy Don.
Quote from Jeffrey Goldberg upon visiting the jOval Office redo as “Louis the XIV overripe casino style”🥸
"jOVIAL OFFICE!"
Without the "chaise perce' "
Lots of carrots. He thinks they are orange because they want to be like him.
😂 😂 😂
Love this Alan. I am going to use the same idea to describe our neighborhood in more flattering terms..."Del Cerro by-the-sea" (we are 20 miles inland in San Diego)
I’m surprised the Felon has not renamed The Lincoln Bedroom to the Trump bedroom.
It’s early. Just wait.
Shouldn't it also be stocked w/Lindell's(ugh) 'Thigh Pillow's? Packed w/ice to ease pain of potential/inevitable bruising of possible Trump Admin. guests, especially female ones?
His weight. The Biden economy sold him all those useless cheese burgers he didn’t need to eat
Maybe he is losing weight. McDonalds reported a 3.6% loss in US sales last quarter.
He actually hooked himself in on the feed
No, Biden just gave the middle-finger signal to Trump.
Quite the contrast, wouldn't you say? Biden invented Signal, and Trump invented the wheel. I heard it on Fox Noise, so it must be true, right?
(Actually, I live in Germany, and we don't get Fox Noise here, so, no, I didn't really).
😂 *Fox Noise*
Turn or Hip-Hop? 🤔
Breaking! The Chief Usher at the White House has resigned, and Donny Two-Dolls has (of course) appointed Marco Rubio to be acting Chief Usher. The State Department has announced Secretary Li’l Marco (a ‘term of endearment’, the press officer says while giggling), will be unavailable today as he will be at the tailor’s being fitted for his snazzy new uniform.
Love it. Donny Two-Dolls😆😆😆
Credit Lawrence O’Donnell
Lawrence will be so pleased this is spreading so widely! He was so excited when he announced it.
He relished it! I love how his eyes twinkled and his one lip kept turning up just a little bit right before he announced it.
Who is Biden's faults no doubt.
"Donny Two-Dolls". I know it was Lawrence, but....😂😂😂😂😂.
Is that not THE BEST MAFIA NAME??? Like Big Pussy or Paulie Walnuts. Now we have.the CAPO!
I can't stop laughing!
I like "Donnie Marbles" myself
Jabba the Gut
Donnie Diapers
LOL
More like "Donnie-Lost-His-Marbles".
Uncle Junior. And I especially enjoyed when Christopher insisted on calling the British actor ‘Sir Kingsley’ lol
And when Christopher noted the remarkable coincidence that Lou Geherig had Lou Geherig's disease.
Chris-to-fuh😂 I have rewatched this show at.least 5-6 times in its entirety and certain episodes (like White Caps when Carmela throws him out) about 50, and except for the phones/electronics it is not dated at all!
During covid Michael Imperioli and Steve Schirripa did a podcast called "Talking Sopranos" and they go through every single episode and interview.lots of people from the show. It's the best.
If anyone is interested it's "Talking Sopranos" on Youtube. 91 episodes. It's also on Apple podcasts. I think you look under "playlists" from the homepage to get them all.
The jokes. Cadderack, vase, interior decorator...
How prescient of the writers to include something Trump would so easily say himself!
My fave episode was when Christopher and Pawlie got lost in The Pine Barrens.
"He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator" 😂😂😂😂😂
Christopher: "his place looked like shit". 🤣
That was one of my favorite episodes...with the swag bag Christopher knocked down Lauren Bacall for 😂
What is show?
The Sopranos
Thanks. I watched occasionally, but not regularly.
Wasn't familiar with particular character names. I
thought it was kind of the Sat.Even.Post version of
The "Godfather".
Sopranos
Limited to Barbie & Ken or Cabbage & Patch or, in a pinch, Beanie & Baby. Poor kids this Christmas. Even coal for their stockings will be hard to come by. I can see the Hallmark Studio now printing all the Orange Scrooge greetings. ‘Bah humbug! Wishing you a tariffic holiday season’
You may be onto something there, Tricia. It’s a plot to create a new market for all that coal nobody wants that Donny insists be mined, but it can’t work if there are toys and dolls in the stores, right? A real Clever Dick, that Don! (Or do I mean Spotted Dick?)
I know where I want send lumps of coal for Christmas.
Beautiful coal. We'll bring back coal. Make coal great again. You know, I've been told that you can make diamonds put of coal. Make America rich again . Buy my Trump Coal Diamond card. Only $500K.
Lawrence O'Donnell coined that term this week.
Yes, and he spent a major portion of his show complimenting himself for his cleverness.
Oh why not!!! 😂😂😂
Donny-2-dolls is courtesy of Lawrence O’D. It’s perfect!
BREAKING NEWS-II
Clym, today's TBR reporting better explains the new "Donny Two Dolls" moniker.
Yesterday we heard from Lawrence on TV that it was derived from the heartwarming quote about XMas gifts for young girls during the anticipated tariff-based recession.
From Andy's new reporting, we now know with Meta-Physical certainty that the 2 dolls he references were ERIC and DON, Jr. Furthermore, the promised but ungifted "30 dolls" were the new offspring promised to "Melanie" by the Procreator-in-Chief, Auntie-EM, operating out of the Lincoln bedroom.
Will she get $5,000/child for delivering them? Is she honestly white enough?
Alan...you.never disappoint! Hilarious !🤗
Oh my, this does explain so much...
He shall be Donny Two-Dolls forevermore.
Love the Donny two-dolls
DTD
The new uniform will feature knee length white shorts and a short sleeved shirt with a wide sailor collar. Li'l Mario will wear a special beenie when ushering.
If he wants a propeller on the beanie, he’ll have to pay for it himself, out of his six government salaries.
Or, he can borrow one from ERIC!
Propellers will only be allowed for extra special service! Li'l Mario will have to EARN that!
White knee socks and Mary Janes.
Aren't they for DeSantis?
A regular tsarevitch
Could we work in knee=high white boots too? With high heels?
Oh, Kate, you didn't really say that.
Heh heh ! :-) !!
Not to mention the special dance shoes required for
the constant tap-dancing required around Trump!
:-) !! Good observation.
Split my sides! :-) !! Hilarious!
White shorts? They won't stay white very long unless he's wearing Donnie brand diapers, extra absorbent and odor-reducing. They're available in refreshing orange scent.
While everyone is having a high time with the Mafia right now, I'll slip in to suggest that Vantz' wife have the job of Chief Usher. Usha Usher. It has a certain something.
LOL! Of course, that house has a habit of falling, or so says EA Poe
Good fellow. You, that is. And EAP. Speaking of houses, next time you're in the area, historichousetrust.org/houses/edgar-allan-poe-cottage/
-and-
www.villagepreservation.org/2020/01/14/beyond-the-village-and-back-edgar-allan-poe-cottage-in-the-bronx/
Thanks, LRA. I’ve been to his residences in Richmond and Baltimore, but not NY. It’s on my list now!
By gummy, I think you've got it! Usha Usher Bedbug -- gives me the heebie jeebies!
You got the trophy today, L.R. LOL
XLNT, L,R.!
Asking again. Did someone inventory the White House before Donny Two Dolls moved out the first time and again when he moved back in?
Excellent question.
I wonder if he brought the top secret papers back to the WH from the bathroom. Definitely need to check for his copy(?) of the constitution when he leaves - hoping it's sooner rather than later...
I said that out loud the first term. He is such a sleaze. Cannot be trusted with anything … let alone the country.
We need an AI generated image of Li'l Mario in his new uniform
We’d need, I fear, someone under 70 for that, bitchy
Donny two-dolls! Oh I’m stealing that one. 😆
Spread it far and wide!
And who can spell "Dysfunctional?"
Spell? He doesn't need to spell. He acts it out every day!
Spelling? We don't need no stinking spelling! Next it'll be math if they don't stop this larnin' trend right now!
Grammar has already been removed from the teaching of English (I have two step-sons who are high school English teachers) for quite some time. Obviously they want to get rid of things that are critical for survival. Without math, how do you balance your checkbook? How do you figure out the weight of an ingredient you need? Can you say "STUPID"? (IMO)
Right on, Susan! And how do you calculate the financial ruin being wrought by the shenanigans of Orange Shitler?
Without math, that is...
If they add math, maybe he can figure out why tariffs brought down Hitler and stop emulating him.
How I wish t'were so! Maybe in a parallel universe far far away...
"Trump" . So there!
Loving all these remarks! On the reality side: I think Trump is adding things on L'il Rubio's plate so that he can do a huge, "You're Fired!" I find it hard to believe that he isn't playing Rubio for a sucker and loser, given their relationship in the past. Trump's grudges are legendary and never lost.
I’m thinking that Rubio, whether he knows it or not, is auditioning for the role of ‘naked body hanging upside down in gas station’, which we all know is how this has to end. Just sayin’
That's so funny! As good as anything Mike writes!
Why don't we ever hear about "Little Vladimir" (Putin is 5'6 1/2"). For that matter, the president most historians credit with being the most intelligent is Madison, who was 5'4". Is there an inverse ratio law at work.
Which one?
Never before in American history has one underachieving, diaper wearing, narcissist screwed up everything he has touched in 90 days!
…and it’s all Biden’s fault!
It’s his fault that we had a phenomenal economy.
But, I'm afraid, it's the Boomer generation that has done that. I'm 74 and disgusted with my own "peace and love" generation that has allowed this to happen. We are a spoiled lot, that was given a Disneyland life (quite literally), by our parents who saved the world with their blood and guts. NOW IT IS OUR TURN TO SAVE THE WORLD! let's take America Back!
Take America back, yes. But I’m 76 and don’t agree that it’s our Boomer fault. I spent too much time in protests, I mean going to college. This hot mess spans all generations who failed our country and the mafia who spent years looking for constitutional loopholes.
As the Prince says in "Romeo and Juliet" ALL ARE PUNISHED!!!!!.
Linda, this boomer agrees!
We did plenty of protesting - for civil rights, against the war - but remember, fellow Boomer, the world was very different then. The country (and the world) weren't being whiplashed by a lunatic, we thought we had all the time in the world to "get it together" via institutions with some dignity, integrity, and meaning. A stable future awaited us if we worked hard enough. Climate change hadn't smashed the weather yet, making the summers unbearable (don't start me!). There was no such thing as photoshop or AI.
With no social media to melt our brains, no confusion between real and fake, this mess is not our fault. But it doesn't mean we can't fight it now!
I, as a fellow boomer, agree completely that this mess is not our fault. Unless every boomer is currently a Trump supporter. Unless every boomer voted for Ronald Reagan, George H W Bush and George Bush, as well. If that's so, then we might just as well hand this country over to the cannibals and get it over with.
If you read Heather Cox Richardson, you know that this has all happened before, and, as a fellow Boomer, I cannot take blame or responsibility for foolish, easily influenced people who believed T****'s lies. We lived through four ridiculous years of his pompousness, but this time is worse. The Robber Barons have been coming back since Reagan and the "trickle down" nonsense. I have to continue to do my part to resist like in the 60s and 70s.
I subscribe to Heather and she does help put things in perspective. But I would argue that we live in unprecedented times. Agree that we all need to do our parts.
Like this -- I was shocked and delighted yesterday to see a parked car with this large, professionally-done, colorful sticker on both sides: of it:
"Dear Republicans, Thank you for the CALLOUSNESS, CHAOS, and CRUELTY - Remember: Take from the poor so the rich will have more!"
Other stickers said: "Don't blame me, I voted for Harris Walz."
The baggage racks on top of the car had about a dozen plastic flamingos firmly attached. Nice touch!
I stopped to take a picture and people in a passing car gave me big smiles and thumbs up.
This is particularly significant since I live in Rump country, and this car was parked in front of the most popular restaurant in town. Bravely!
As a Boomer myself, if it's our fault it would only be because we stopped fighting. We thought we had solved those civil rights problems and dropped the ball. We were surprised to discover that those problems were still simmering under the surface, and ten years ago came to a boil.
So, we pick up an oven-mitt and go back to work. It ain't over till it's over!
Damn straight, sisters! And amen!
And Roe. Thought that was settled law too (and our job was done there). Ha!
You make me glad I'm of the silent generation, if only just barely. Born just over a month before VE day.
Me, Pearl Harbor Day. Don't blame me either. I have been doing my best to counter the stupidity.
My cousin shares your birthday. I appreciate your efforts to counter the stupidity.
Quietly listening to the firmness and comfort of FDR'S voice on radio...parents & extended family beside me...the Fire Side chats...resonate still after all these years. Precious memories...never to be forgotten.
Wonderful that you got to hear those. I don't know if my parents ever listened to those, even though they always voted democratic.
Have come to feel a very deep appreciation, Susan, for the period in time in which I was born. Yes...WWII was a difficult period, as was the.Depression.
However it was the way Americans came to each others aid...the closeness to one another, that I cherish. As a young child I was spoiled by the many acts.of courage, selflessness, loving the neighbor...; of course an intellectual remembrance..but a totality of feelings. Families went " through" hardships together...never pitted against one another as we seem to be today.
Will.be 91 next month. Perhaps, history seen from a child's reccolections.may not be pertinent to today, but I weep for all my great grandchildren' present & future each day a new blow to our democratic way of life so maliciously impacts their well being. I weep, quite honestly...for children ( of all ages) the world over. Forgive my long winded thoughts....please.
Nothing to forgive, Lynn. I think your childhood memories are very valuable. It is important to remember good things, and what you experienced is what I have always thought our country was about. I hear you about your concern for the younger generations. We have 4 grandsons, 1 is an adult, and 3 are approaching fast. I hate what they are facing. And I hate what children in places like Sudan are facing. There is no good reason for such ugliness. Those people are not lesser than all the white nationalists. Most of them put such people in our country to shame. All peoples are valuable. I'll turn 80 on Sunday, so I'm not sure we'll live long enough to see great-grandhildren. On some levels that would be nice, very special, but on others it is frightening. See, us younger folks can be long-winded, too. Congratulations on your upcoming 91st birthday. Hope you can celebrate it well.
". NOT an intellectual remembance..."
Most of us didn’t have a Disneyland life.
Agreed! I say that all the time! The “sex, drugs, rock n roll” generation has turned into the greedy “ we want it all” generation
Everything Donald Trump touches dies… with possible exceptions for the gold plated toilets.
--and they back up and flood over!
tRump also thinks Biden is responsible for joy, empathy, integrity, fairness, tolerance, etc., none of which Captain Chaos understands.
Captain Chaos - the formal name for Donny Two Dolls
see also, Commander in Cheat
Good one!!
Zzz
Exactly
The mirror in the White House bathroom that shows Trump he is a broken old man.
I think what we see in the media is Dorian Trump (the makeup is the giveaway). Can you imagine how blood-curdlingly hideous the picture is?
Yikes! That's a scary thought.
The mirror would crack and fall into the gold-plated sink!
Nice
Thanks, Clym. Your cleverness humbles and delights me. What native community are you returning to?
Well, Hardy believed I had returned from Paris (boring!) to Egdon Heath in Wessex (boringer!), but he was a bit of a fictionalizer - not that there’s anything wrong with that! You’d do better to listen to Laurel who would know I am in Georgia - somewhat ironically, the native land of Hardy (Oliver, not Thomas). I’m sorry; what was the question again?
There was a question?
Unfortunately we don't have to imagine it; we have to fast forward past it.
Mirror mirror on the wall....
Maybe he sees no reflection in the mirror! Oh WAIT! That's Stephen Miller, a vampire if ever I saw one...definitely a rabid bat!
Maybe a rat/spider hybrid?
What an insult to Nadja, Lazlo, Nandor, the Baron and Colin Robinson! BAT!
His eyes are black holes.
The pictures of Trump with Epstein -- Biden made them pose together
Biden actually photoshopped them together.
--and made them kiss!
HAHA and ugh 🤣🤔
Rain on his birthday parade. "Biden seeded the clouds."
Another cost-savings measure. His birthday parade? They ought to dress Pam Bondi up as Faux Barbie Miss Universe and have her sit on top of a gun turret waving to the crowd. Christie Noem could weird a whip and crack it at the color guard. Tulsi…maybe she gets to drive the first vehicle which, likely, will be a feature Tesla truck…leading the parade.
Oh, gosh! I forgot 2-Doll Barbie #2 KKKaroline… she can sit on the follow-up tank.
Will someone please animate all of this?
Picturing this made my day! The image is priceless. Surely there is a place for Karoline .
hell . . . oh, sorry, you meant the parade <hehe>
Any plans for MTG & Bobo?
can we have elephants in the parade, then we'd have a job for Mange Traitor Gangrene and Lauren Bimboboert
Yes!! Ages ago I worked across the street from Madison Square Garden, and when the circus came to town, the elephants created quite a 'stir' when they were let outside. We loved it!
all of them with Mr. T-sized gold crosses!!
or Tesla logos
Google YouTube.com/@samrubinpictures “My Friend Vlad: Or Why I Want My Own Military Parade.”
A Tulsi Tesla!
Pam bondi must be aware of what she conveys in her tight black outfit (as in the photo you post of her). She really does look like a nazi and I’m imagining black boots and a whip too… something like Cate Blanchett in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
....preceded by a color guard of bouncy, flouncy, booby blondes!
Nailed it, Sally! Brava!
I thought that Trump was the fertilization president?
oh yes, he is . . . he's full of fertilization
both ends
Another good one!
Thank you! The End. (either one) :-)
Annette, you have made my heart happy.
then my day is complete <3
And you have melted my heart...
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such a sweet face . . . that would melt anyone's heart
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Snap!
Good one!
Christina, he delegated that function to the X-Man, EM-the-Sperminator.
Excellent name for our govt decimating super-villain.
I sense a movie in the making, DOGE: The Sperminator.
"In the Year of Darkness 2025, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan . . ." Inseminate as many women as possible and name the children names no elementary school teacher has ever heard, let alone written.
Love it!! X-3#%@ jr.
Full of manure to be spread on crops....daily
Spreading the bullshit on crops of fools.
So that is why there are so many of them! Being raised and harvested like carrots.
Too too true, alas! MAGAts respond horribly well to that thick dizzingly odoriferous layer of BS laid on them & compounded daily till their wee brains are stupefied, strangled, stifled and stagnated from lack of O2, which means they can't think straight, which = bumper crop of fools. Simple (forbidden) math.
thank you for the biology lesson . . . I just knew there had to be a simple explanation on how one would became a MAGA-ot
oh, I like the intention and direction of that comment, Floofie!
Aw gee gosh, Annette! Thanks!
No, he is the fertilizer president!
om g :-) !!
Yep. And I sent Biden the seeds.
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Hilarious.
I guess Obama’s off the hook now?
Wait...when did HIllary stop being at fault for everything?!
But, Monica!
Oh, that never stopped!
no. they're working up a case aginst Obama. Shady Vance says he "looks suspicious". He may be next on the Deport List. Wait for details
That may be truer than you think.
I think I may turn violent at that point.
Andy, thank you. Much gratitude for your ability to make me laugh and feel joy amid the Emperor's constant barrage of bullshit. Reading your TBR is almost as good for my soul as daily meditation.
Thank you!
same here
Elon Musk is the son Donald Trump always wanted but never had.
The only son felon 47 has that he is proud of is Ivanka.
Right on the money.
And they say she is the most like him! I believe it.
They both have a lot of hair...
We don’t THINK he ever had…BUH BUH BUM…who knows what deeds baron might get up to. He’s already weaponized singing.
Why not? They are as repulsive as each other. One could guess that is
genetic, if not known otherwise.
hegseth
Biden put 1,100 patriots in jail for celebrating a day of love on January 6.
Yes, but that reason comes with co-blamees, e.g., Jan 6 committee, corrupt FBI, Zelensky.
Egads, was Zelenskyy up to no good way back then? Did this inspire him to start the war with Russia? Or is Biden actually responsible for that, too?
Ryan, at least no one can blame Sleepy Joe for GrabAGun!
If he was a senile doddering fool, how did he manage to do all the things Donny Two Dolls is trying to pin on him?
Wish I could remember where I saw this: "the San Andreas Fault is going to be renamed Joe Biden's Fault"
Spit my 2nd cuppa hilarious! And I live on the San Andreas Fault.
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lol 😺
I saw it in a meme, but that one said Trump changes the name of the San Andreas Fault to Biden's Fault.
That works.
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Sinking of the Titanic.
Trump is the Titanic which is sinking.
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Global warming. Oh, wait a minute--that's not real.
Snow
Yet Trump is the master of the snow job!