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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Biden invented Signal.

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Alan's avatar
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Biden also invented the Lincoln Bedroom which, under a new Executive Order, will now be called the "Bedroom of America" -- and fully stocked with 1860s-vintage "Thy Pillows".

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Herbert Bouley's avatar

I liked the post I saw yesterday where trump was walking down a fairway with a brown stain on his pants. The caption read "Biden shit my pants!"

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Anonymous's avatar

Michael Cohen has been calling him Von Shitzenpants for a long time. :)

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

That's one of my favorites!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Oh that rascal Biden!

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Sarah Simpson's avatar

Keep snapping Floofy

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

I coitainly will, dadgummit!

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Kathryn Frommer's avatar

???

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Al Keim's avatar

With carpet from wall to painted wall.

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Mary Appel's avatar

24 carrot gold

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Alan's avatar

Mary -- Your post suggests another nickname: Bugsy Don.

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Mary Appel's avatar

Quote from Jeffrey Goldberg upon visiting the jOval Office redo as “Louis the XIV overripe casino style”🥸

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Bill's avatar

"jOVIAL OFFICE!"

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John Townsend's avatar

Without the "chaise perce' "

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Jeannette LoVetri's avatar

Lots of carrots. He thinks they are orange because they want to be like him.

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Cass's avatar

😂 😂 😂

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Bill's avatar

Love this Alan. I am going to use the same idea to describe our neighborhood in more flattering terms..."Del Cerro by-the-sea" (we are 20 miles inland in San Diego)

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Horacio C's avatar

I’m surprised the Felon has not renamed The Lincoln Bedroom to the Trump bedroom.

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Kari's avatar

It’s early. Just wait.

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Patrick Tally's avatar

Shouldn't it also be stocked w/Lindell's(ugh) 'Thigh Pillow's? Packed w/ice to ease pain of potential/inevitable bruising of possible Trump Admin. guests, especially female ones?

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Sarah Simpson's avatar

His weight. The Biden economy sold him all those useless cheese burgers he didn’t need to eat

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Michael Stayton's avatar

Maybe he is losing weight. McDonalds reported a 3.6% loss in US sales last quarter.

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Mary Appel's avatar

He actually hooked himself in on the feed

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John Townsend's avatar

No, Biden just gave the middle-finger signal to Trump.

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Marc Emory's avatar

Quite the contrast, wouldn't you say? Biden invented Signal, and Trump invented the wheel. I heard it on Fox Noise, so it must be true, right?

(Actually, I live in Germany, and we don't get Fox Noise here, so, no, I didn't really).

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Cass's avatar

😂 *Fox Noise*

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Pamela Cass's avatar

Turn or Hip-Hop? 🤔

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

Breaking! The Chief Usher at the White House has resigned, and Donny Two-Dolls has (of course) appointed Marco Rubio to be acting Chief Usher. The State Department has announced Secretary Li’l Marco (a ‘term of endearment’, the press officer says while giggling), will be unavailable today as he will be at the tailor’s being fitted for his snazzy new uniform.

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JStar76's avatar

Love it. Donny Two-Dolls😆😆😆

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

Credit Lawrence O’Donnell

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Celia Smith's avatar

Lawrence will be so pleased this is spreading so widely! He was so excited when he announced it.

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

He relished it! I love how his eyes twinkled and his one lip kept turning up just a little bit right before he announced it.

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Michael's avatar

Who is Biden's faults no doubt.

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Robin D's avatar
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"Donny Two-Dolls". I know it was Lawrence, but....😂😂😂😂😂.

Is that not THE BEST MAFIA NAME??? Like Big Pussy or Paulie Walnuts. Now we have.the CAPO!

I can't stop laughing!

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Michael's avatar

I like "Donnie Marbles" myself

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Bill's avatar

Jabba the Gut

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Celia Smith's avatar

Donnie Diapers

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

LOL

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John Townsend's avatar

More like "Donnie-Lost-His-Marbles".

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

Uncle Junior. And I especially enjoyed when Christopher insisted on calling the British actor ‘Sir Kingsley’ lol

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Al Keim's avatar

And when Christopher noted the remarkable coincidence that Lou Geherig had Lou Geherig's disease.

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Robin D's avatar
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Chris-to-fuh😂 I have rewatched this show at.least 5-6 times in its entirety and certain episodes (like White Caps when Carmela throws him out) about 50, and except for the phones/electronics it is not dated at all!

During covid Michael Imperioli and Steve Schirripa did a podcast called "Talking Sopranos" and they go through every single episode and interview.lots of people from the show. It's the best.

If anyone is interested it's "Talking Sopranos" on Youtube. 91 episodes. It's also on Apple podcasts. I think you look under "playlists" from the homepage to get them all.

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Al Keim's avatar

The jokes. Cadderack, vase, interior decorator...

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Amy 0415's avatar

How prescient of the writers to include something Trump would so easily say himself!

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DeeDeeBee's avatar

My fave episode was when Christopher and Pawlie got lost in The Pine Barrens.

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Robin D's avatar

"He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator" 😂😂😂😂😂

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Jim Berry's avatar

Christopher: "his place looked like shit". 🤣

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Robin D's avatar

That was one of my favorite episodes...with the swag bag Christopher knocked down Lauren Bacall for 😂

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

What is show?

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Robin D's avatar

The Sopranos

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Thanks. I watched occasionally, but not regularly.

Wasn't familiar with particular character names. I

thought it was kind of the Sat.Even.Post version of

The "Godfather".

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

Sopranos

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Tricia Wilson's avatar

Limited to Barbie & Ken or Cabbage & Patch or, in a pinch, Beanie & Baby. Poor kids this Christmas. Even coal for their stockings will be hard to come by. I can see the Hallmark Studio now printing all the Orange Scrooge greetings. ‘Bah humbug! Wishing you a tariffic holiday season’

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

You may be onto something there, Tricia. It’s a plot to create a new market for all that coal nobody wants that Donny insists be mined, but it can’t work if there are toys and dolls in the stores, right? A real Clever Dick, that Don! (Or do I mean Spotted Dick?)

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Michael Stayton's avatar

I know where I want send lumps of coal for Christmas.

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Vicki Bruning's avatar

Beautiful coal. We'll bring back coal. Make coal great again. You know, I've been told that you can make diamonds put of coal. Make America rich again . Buy my Trump Coal Diamond card. Only $500K.

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Barbara Wilson Parks's avatar

Lawrence O'Donnell coined that term this week.

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Pearl's avatar

Yes, and he spent a major portion of his show complimenting himself for his cleverness.

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salletucson@gmail.com's avatar

Oh why not!!! 😂😂😂

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Kari's avatar

Donny-2-dolls is courtesy of Lawrence O’D. It’s perfect!

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Alan's avatar
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BREAKING NEWS-II

Clym, today's TBR reporting better explains the new "Donny Two Dolls" moniker.

Yesterday we heard from Lawrence on TV that it was derived from the heartwarming quote about XMas gifts for young girls during the anticipated tariff-based recession.

From Andy's new reporting, we now know with Meta-Physical certainty that the 2 dolls he references were ERIC and DON, Jr. Furthermore, the promised but ungifted "30 dolls" were the new offspring promised to "Melanie" by the Procreator-in-Chief, Auntie-EM, operating out of the Lincoln bedroom.

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Will she get $5,000/child for delivering them? Is she honestly white enough?

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LYNN COOK's avatar

Alan...you.never disappoint! Hilarious !🤗

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Oh my, this does explain so much...

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Katherine P Duncan's avatar

He shall be Donny Two-Dolls forevermore.

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Erica J Burns's avatar

Love the Donny two-dolls

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Mary Appel's avatar

DTD

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

The new uniform will feature knee length white shorts and a short sleeved shirt with a wide sailor collar. Li'l Mario will wear a special beenie when ushering.

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

If he wants a propeller on the beanie, he’ll have to pay for it himself, out of his six government salaries.

Or, he can borrow one from ERIC!

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

Propellers will only be allowed for extra special service! Li'l Mario will have to EARN that!

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Susan Barnes's avatar

White knee socks and Mary Janes.

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Judy Fern's avatar

Aren't they for DeSantis?

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

A regular tsarevitch

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Kate Decker's avatar

Could we work in knee=high white boots too? With high heels?

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Oh, Kate, you didn't really say that.

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Kate Decker's avatar

Heh heh ! :-) !!

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John Townsend's avatar

Not to mention the special dance shoes required for

the constant tap-dancing required around Trump!

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Kate Decker's avatar

:-) !! Good observation.

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Kate Decker's avatar

Split my sides! :-) !! Hilarious!

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Cass's avatar

White shorts? They won't stay white very long unless he's wearing Donnie brand diapers, extra absorbent and odor-reducing. They're available in refreshing orange scent.

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

While everyone is having a high time with the Mafia right now, I'll slip in to suggest that Vantz' wife have the job of Chief Usher. Usha Usher. It has a certain something.

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

LOL! Of course, that house has a habit of falling, or so says EA Poe

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

Thanks, LRA. I’ve been to his residences in Richmond and Baltimore, but not NY. It’s on my list now!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

By gummy, I think you've got it! Usha Usher Bedbug -- gives me the heebie jeebies!

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

You got the trophy today, L.R. LOL

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Elaine Fleming's avatar

XLNT, L,R.!

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Barry Blue's avatar

Asking again. Did someone inventory the White House before Donny Two Dolls moved out the first time and again when he moved back in?

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Celia Smith's avatar

Excellent question.

I wonder if he brought the top secret papers back to the WH from the bathroom. Definitely need to check for his copy(?) of the constitution when he leaves - hoping it's sooner rather than later...

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Cathy Wampler's avatar

I said that out loud the first term. He is such a sleaze. Cannot be trusted with anything … let alone the country.

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

We need an AI generated image of Li'l Mario in his new uniform

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

We’d need, I fear, someone under 70 for that, bitchy

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Mandy S. Twiny's avatar

Donny two-dolls! Oh I’m stealing that one. 😆

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Celia Smith's avatar

Spread it far and wide!

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Janeo's avatar

And who can spell "Dysfunctional?"

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Susan Stone's avatar

Spell? He doesn't need to spell. He acts it out every day!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Spelling? We don't need no stinking spelling! Next it'll be math if they don't stop this larnin' trend right now!

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Susan Stone's avatar

Grammar has already been removed from the teaching of English (I have two step-sons who are high school English teachers) for quite some time. Obviously they want to get rid of things that are critical for survival. Without math, how do you balance your checkbook? How do you figure out the weight of an ingredient you need? Can you say "STUPID"? (IMO)

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Right on, Susan! And how do you calculate the financial ruin being wrought by the shenanigans of Orange Shitler?

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Without math, that is...

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Oaktown's avatar

If they add math, maybe he can figure out why tariffs brought down Hitler and stop emulating him.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

How I wish t'were so! Maybe in a parallel universe far far away...

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Kate Decker's avatar

"Trump" . So there!

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Roberta Stewart's avatar

Loving all these remarks! On the reality side: I think Trump is adding things on L'il Rubio's plate so that he can do a huge, "You're Fired!" I find it hard to believe that he isn't playing Rubio for a sucker and loser, given their relationship in the past. Trump's grudges are legendary and never lost.

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

I’m thinking that Rubio, whether he knows it or not, is auditioning for the role of ‘naked body hanging upside down in gas station’, which we all know is how this has to end. Just sayin’

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Lew Crane's avatar

That's so funny! As good as anything Mike writes!

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Jon Novack's avatar

Why don't we ever hear about "Little Vladimir" (Putin is 5'6 1/2"). For that matter, the president most historians credit with being the most intelligent is Madison, who was 5'4". Is there an inverse ratio law at work.

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salletucson@gmail.com's avatar

Which one?

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Sean M Carlin's avatar

Never before in American history has one underachieving, diaper wearing, narcissist screwed up everything he has touched in 90 days!

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Tricia Wilson's avatar

…and it’s all Biden’s fault!

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Sean M Carlin's avatar

It’s his fault that we had a phenomenal economy.

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Kandy Brown's avatar

But, I'm afraid, it's the Boomer generation that has done that. I'm 74 and disgusted with my own "peace and love" generation that has allowed this to happen. We are a spoiled lot, that was given a Disneyland life (quite literally), by our parents who saved the world with their blood and guts. NOW IT IS OUR TURN TO SAVE THE WORLD! let's take America Back!

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Linda Terrell Nunes's avatar

Take America back, yes. But I’m 76 and don’t agree that it’s our Boomer fault. I spent too much time in protests, I mean going to college. This hot mess spans all generations who failed our country and the mafia who spent years looking for constitutional loopholes.

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Kandy Brown's avatar

As the Prince says in "Romeo and Juliet" ALL ARE PUNISHED!!!!!.

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Barbara Longbrook's avatar

Linda, this boomer agrees!

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Dr. Judith Schlesinger's avatar

We did plenty of protesting - for civil rights, against the war - but remember, fellow Boomer, the world was very different then. The country (and the world) weren't being whiplashed by a lunatic, we thought we had all the time in the world to "get it together" via institutions with some dignity, integrity, and meaning. A stable future awaited us if we worked hard enough. Climate change hadn't smashed the weather yet, making the summers unbearable (don't start me!). There was no such thing as photoshop or AI.

With no social media to melt our brains, no confusion between real and fake, this mess is not our fault. But it doesn't mean we can't fight it now!

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Sharon Herrick's avatar

I, as a fellow boomer, agree completely that this mess is not our fault. Unless every boomer is currently a Trump supporter. Unless every boomer voted for Ronald Reagan, George H W Bush and George Bush, as well. If that's so, then we might just as well hand this country over to the cannibals and get it over with.

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Judith Richards's avatar

If you read Heather Cox Richardson, you know that this has all happened before, and, as a fellow Boomer, I cannot take blame or responsibility for foolish, easily influenced people who believed T****'s lies. We lived through four ridiculous years of his pompousness, but this time is worse. The Robber Barons have been coming back since Reagan and the "trickle down" nonsense. I have to continue to do my part to resist like in the 60s and 70s.

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Dr. Judith Schlesinger's avatar

I subscribe to Heather and she does help put things in perspective. But I would argue that we live in unprecedented times. Agree that we all need to do our parts.

Like this -- I was shocked and delighted yesterday to see a parked car with this large, professionally-done, colorful sticker on both sides: of it:

"Dear Republicans, Thank you for the CALLOUSNESS, CHAOS, and CRUELTY - Remember: Take from the poor so the rich will have more!"

Other stickers said: "Don't blame me, I voted for Harris Walz."

The baggage racks on top of the car had about a dozen plastic flamingos firmly attached. Nice touch!

I stopped to take a picture and people in a passing car gave me big smiles and thumbs up.

This is particularly significant since I live in Rump country, and this car was parked in front of the most popular restaurant in town. Bravely!

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As a Boomer myself, if it's our fault it would only be because we stopped fighting. We thought we had solved those civil rights problems and dropped the ball. We were surprised to discover that those problems were still simmering under the surface, and ten years ago came to a boil.

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Kandy Brown's avatar

So, we pick up an oven-mitt and go back to work. It ain't over till it's over!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Damn straight, sisters! And amen!

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andrea sobel's avatar

And Roe. Thought that was settled law too (and our job was done there). Ha!

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Susan Stone's avatar

You make me glad I'm of the silent generation, if only just barely. Born just over a month before VE day.

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Sandra Greer's avatar

Me, Pearl Harbor Day. Don't blame me either. I have been doing my best to counter the stupidity.

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Susan Stone's avatar

My cousin shares your birthday. I appreciate your efforts to counter the stupidity.

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LYNN COOK's avatar

Quietly listening to the firmness and comfort of FDR'S voice on radio...parents & extended family beside me...the Fire Side chats...resonate still after all these years. Precious memories...never to be forgotten.

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Susan Stone's avatar

Wonderful that you got to hear those. I don't know if my parents ever listened to those, even though they always voted democratic.

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LYNN COOK's avatar

Have come to feel a very deep appreciation, Susan, for the period in time in which I was born. Yes...WWII was a difficult period, as was the.Depression.

However it was the way Americans came to each others aid...the closeness to one another, that I cherish. As a young child I was spoiled by the many acts.of courage, selflessness, loving the neighbor...; of course an intellectual remembrance..but a totality of feelings. Families went " through" hardships together...never pitted against one another as we seem to be today.

Will.be 91 next month. Perhaps, history seen from a child's reccolections.may not be pertinent to today, but I weep for all my great grandchildren' present & future each day a new blow to our democratic way of life so maliciously impacts their well being. I weep, quite honestly...for children ( of all ages) the world over. Forgive my long winded thoughts....please.

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Susan Stone's avatar

Nothing to forgive, Lynn. I think your childhood memories are very valuable. It is important to remember good things, and what you experienced is what I have always thought our country was about. I hear you about your concern for the younger generations. We have 4 grandsons, 1 is an adult, and 3 are approaching fast. I hate what they are facing. And I hate what children in places like Sudan are facing. There is no good reason for such ugliness. Those people are not lesser than all the white nationalists. Most of them put such people in our country to shame. All peoples are valuable. I'll turn 80 on Sunday, so I'm not sure we'll live long enough to see great-grandhildren. On some levels that would be nice, very special, but on others it is frightening. See, us younger folks can be long-winded, too. Congratulations on your upcoming 91st birthday. Hope you can celebrate it well.

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LYNN COOK's avatar

". NOT an intellectual remembance..."

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Most of us didn’t have a Disneyland life.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Agreed! I say that all the time! The “sex, drugs, rock n roll” generation has turned into the greedy “ we want it all” generation

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Beth Kahn's avatar

Everything Donald Trump touches dies… with possible exceptions for the gold plated toilets.

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John Townsend's avatar

--and they back up and flood over!

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Annette's avatar

tRump also thinks Biden is responsible for joy, empathy, integrity, fairness, tolerance, etc., none of which Captain Chaos understands.

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Linda Terrell Nunes's avatar

Captain Chaos - the formal name for Donny Two Dolls

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Annette's avatar

see also, Commander in Cheat

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Susie's avatar

Good one!!

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Sandy's avatar

Zzz

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Barbara Irvin's avatar

Exactly

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Erik Bruun's avatar

The mirror in the White House bathroom that shows Trump he is a broken old man.

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Elizabeth Greenlee's avatar

I think what we see in the media is Dorian Trump (the makeup is the giveaway). Can you imagine how blood-curdlingly hideous the picture is?

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Celia Smith's avatar

Yikes! That's a scary thought.

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John Townsend's avatar

The mirror would crack and fall into the gold-plated sink!

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

Nice

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Elizabeth Greenlee's avatar

Thanks, Clym. Your cleverness humbles and delights me. What native community are you returning to?

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

Well, Hardy believed I had returned from Paris (boring!) to Egdon Heath in Wessex (boringer!), but he was a bit of a fictionalizer - not that there’s anything wrong with that! You’d do better to listen to Laurel who would know I am in Georgia - somewhat ironically, the native land of Hardy (Oliver, not Thomas). I’m sorry; what was the question again?

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Elizabeth Greenlee's avatar

There was a question?

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Oaktown's avatar

Unfortunately we don't have to imagine it; we have to fast forward past it.

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Susie's avatar

Mirror mirror on the wall....

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Linda MacDonald's avatar

Maybe he sees no reflection in the mirror! Oh WAIT! That's Stephen Miller, a vampire if ever I saw one...definitely a rabid bat!

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Michael's avatar

Maybe a rat/spider hybrid?

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shunter62's avatar

What an insult to Nadja, Lazlo, Nandor, the Baron and Colin Robinson! BAT!

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Oaktown's avatar

His eyes are black holes.

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Danielle's avatar

The pictures of Trump with Epstein -- Biden made them pose together

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Ellen Harris's avatar

Biden actually photoshopped them together.

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John Townsend's avatar

--and made them kiss!

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Ellen Harris's avatar

HAHA and ugh 🤣🤔

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BTAM Master's avatar

Rain on his birthday parade. "Biden seeded the clouds."

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Sally Joy Rubin's avatar

Another cost-savings measure. His birthday parade? They ought to dress Pam Bondi up as Faux Barbie Miss Universe and have her sit on top of a gun turret waving to the crowd. Christie Noem could weird a whip and crack it at the color guard. Tulsi…maybe she gets to drive the first vehicle which, likely, will be a feature Tesla truck…leading the parade.

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Sally Joy Rubin's avatar

Oh, gosh! I forgot 2-Doll Barbie #2 KKKaroline… she can sit on the follow-up tank.

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Natalie Parker's avatar

Will someone please animate all of this?

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Barbara Wilson Parks's avatar

Picturing this made my day! The image is priceless. Surely there is a place for Karoline .

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Annette's avatar

hell . . . oh, sorry, you meant the parade <hehe>

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Celia Smith's avatar

Any plans for MTG & Bobo?

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Annette's avatar

can we have elephants in the parade, then we'd have a job for Mange Traitor Gangrene and Lauren Bimboboert

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Celia Smith's avatar

Yes!! Ages ago I worked across the street from Madison Square Garden, and when the circus came to town, the elephants created quite a 'stir' when they were let outside. We loved it!

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Annette's avatar

all of them with Mr. T-sized gold crosses!!

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Oaktown's avatar

or Tesla logos

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Sally Joy Rubin's avatar

Google YouTube.com/@samrubinpictures “My Friend Vlad: Or Why I Want My Own Military Parade.”

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BTAM Master's avatar

A Tulsi Tesla!

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Ellen Harris's avatar

Pam bondi must be aware of what she conveys in her tight black outfit (as in the photo you post of her). She really does look like a nazi and I’m imagining black boots and a whip too… something like Cate Blanchett in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

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John Townsend's avatar

....preceded by a color guard of bouncy, flouncy, booby blondes!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Nailed it, Sally! Brava!

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Christina Ansari's avatar

I thought that Trump was the fertilization president?

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Annette's avatar

oh yes, he is . . . he's full of fertilization

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Kate Decker's avatar

both ends

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Celia Smith's avatar

Another good one!

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Kate Decker's avatar

Thank you! The End. (either one) :-)

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Annette, you have made my heart happy.

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Annette's avatar

then my day is complete <3

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Annette's avatar

such a sweet face . . . that would melt anyone's heart

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Susie's avatar

🤣😂🤣😂

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Michael's avatar

Snap!

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Celia Smith's avatar

Good one!

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Alan's avatar

Christina, he delegated that function to the X-Man, EM-the-Sperminator.

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Celia Smith's avatar

Excellent name for our govt decimating super-villain.

I sense a movie in the making, DOGE: The Sperminator.

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Annette's avatar

"In the Year of Darkness 2025, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan . . ." Inseminate as many women as possible and name the children names no elementary school teacher has ever heard, let alone written.

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Celia Smith's avatar

Love it!! X-3#%@ jr.

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Mike Sabes's avatar

Full of manure to be spread on crops....daily

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Spreading the bullshit on crops of fools.

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Sandra Greer's avatar

So that is why there are so many of them! Being raised and harvested like carrots.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Too too true, alas! MAGAts respond horribly well to that thick dizzingly odoriferous layer of BS laid on them & compounded daily till their wee brains are stupefied, strangled, stifled and stagnated from lack of O2, which means they can't think straight, which = bumper crop of fools. Simple (forbidden) math.

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Annette's avatar

thank you for the biology lesson . . . I just knew there had to be a simple explanation on how one would became a MAGA-ot

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Annette's avatar

oh, I like the intention and direction of that comment, Floofie!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Aw gee gosh, Annette! Thanks!

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John Townsend's avatar

No, he is the fertilizer president!

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Kate Decker's avatar

om g :-) !!

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Kate Decker's avatar

Yep. And I sent Biden the seeds.

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Wendy Holtzman's avatar

🤞🏼🤞🏼

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Jay F's avatar

Hilarious.

I guess Obama’s off the hook now?

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June Tooley's avatar

Wait...when did HIllary stop being at fault for everything?!

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M Q's avatar

But, Monica!

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John Townsend's avatar

Oh, that never stopped!

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Kate Decker's avatar

no. they're working up a case aginst Obama. Shady Vance says he "looks suspicious". He may be next on the Deport List. Wait for details

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Barry Blue's avatar

That may be truer than you think.

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Kate Decker's avatar

I think I may turn violent at that point.

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Gaye's avatar

Andy, thank you. Much gratitude for your ability to make me laugh and feel joy amid the Emperor's constant barrage of bullshit. Reading your TBR is almost as good for my soul as daily meditation.

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Thank you!

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Linda Hewitt's avatar

same here

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Mark Richards's avatar

Elon Musk is the son Donald Trump always wanted but never had.

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Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

The only son felon 47 has that he is proud of is Ivanka.

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Kate Decker's avatar

Right on the money.

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Robin D's avatar

And they say she is the most like him! I believe it.

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Kate Decker's avatar

They both have a lot of hair...

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Mandy S. Twiny's avatar

We don’t THINK he ever had…BUH BUH BUM…who knows what deeds baron might get up to. He’s already weaponized singing.

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John Townsend's avatar

Why not? They are as repulsive as each other. One could guess that is

genetic, if not known otherwise.

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Steve Lang's avatar

hegseth

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Ryan O'Connell's avatar

Biden put 1,100 patriots in jail for celebrating a day of love on January 6.

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Mandy S. Twiny's avatar

Yes, but that reason comes with co-blamees, e.g., Jan 6 committee, corrupt FBI, Zelensky.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Egads, was Zelenskyy up to no good way back then? Did this inspire him to start the war with Russia? Or is Biden actually responsible for that, too?

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Lynn Tuohy's avatar

Ryan, at least no one can blame Sleepy Joe for GrabAGun!

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Barry Blue's avatar

If he was a senile doddering fool, how did he manage to do all the things Donny Two Dolls is trying to pin on him?

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Maggie Dunbar's avatar

Wish I could remember where I saw this: "the San Andreas Fault is going to be renamed Joe Biden's Fault"

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Spit my 2nd cuppa hilarious! And I live on the San Andreas Fault.

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Robin D's avatar

🙏

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Frau Katze's avatar

lol 😺

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Oaktown's avatar

I saw it in a meme, but that one said Trump changes the name of the San Andreas Fault to Biden's Fault.

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Maggie Dunbar's avatar

That works.

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Barbara Longbrook's avatar

🤣

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Lisa Miller's avatar

Sinking of the Titanic.

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John Townsend's avatar

Trump is the Titanic which is sinking.

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LYNN COOK's avatar

👌👌

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Winslow Tuttle's avatar

Global warming. Oh, wait a minute--that's not real.

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Teresa's avatar

Snow

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John Townsend's avatar

Yet Trump is the master of the snow job!

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