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Paul's avatar

I have " a feeling in my bone spurs" a gift Ive used bigly since birth.

Paul Snyderman's avatar

Don't blame bone spurs as a substitute for the lack of intelligence. He also lacks bone spurs.

Phil M.'s avatar

His bone spurs aren't on his feet. They're ingrown devil horns. (🤔think about it) Which also explains his declining mental faculties. As he grows older, they grow longer.

Ingrown bone head spurs.😁

Susan Stone's avatar

Priceless! You gave both my husband and me a good laugh. Bone head spurs growing longer reminded me of Pinocchio, whose nose grew longer when he lied. I wonder if bone head spurs do the same thing?

Annette's avatar

Susan, wouldn't it be great if tRump had a Pinocchio nose? He'd be in D.C. sniffing breakfast in Las Vegas!

Phil M.'s avatar

Annette, that image cracked me up. Now imagine Don jr's nose reaching all the way to Columbia to snort his breakfast....

Annette's avatar

and lord knows what he would pick up along the way!

Mary Roeser's avatar

His nose would circumnavigate the Earth at least three times by now.

Annette's avatar

oh, I hope that's painful and that there's no cure

Mary Roeser's avatar

Oh, I love it!! Ingrown devil's horns!! I'm still laughing over that one!!

Irna Gadd's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bradford W.'s avatar

Ah yes, good ol' BS!

Michael Williamson's avatar

I love this comment soooo much.

Leslie's avatar

Love your pic

Annette's avatar

<snort laugh>

Michael Stayton's avatar

Now we know in which 'bones' he had a feeling.

"Trump: Iran war will end when I ‘feel it in my bones’"

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/13/trump-iran-war-ending-timeline-00828138

Jo Burns's avatar

Lack of intelligence hasn't stopped him yet. There's been someone, a bank, an institution, a lackey, who props him up, takes the fall, turns the eye, and says go ahead and destroy everything.

Jan Fabiyi's avatar

I really want to make up desk nameplates for every Republican in Congress with N. Abler inscribed on them.

Diane Doyle's avatar

That pretty much encompasses EVERY Republican in both the House and the Senate.

Laurel Rutz's avatar

LOVE this idea!

Finn Frock's avatar

I will pay for the nameplates.

Dana Campbell's avatar

Unfortunately for all of us 🎃 has been surrounded by enablers and users all his life. Now the whole world is reaping the whirlwind.

Phil M.'s avatar

So true Dana. Unfortunately for us their whirlwind is of verbal flatulence. They can't smell it!🤢🤮

L B Rose's avatar

He has years of experience as a con man. And he thinks that Hollywood movies about wars and the mafia are real life...and they all turn out well on the screen...

Annette's avatar
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and they're complete in 2 hours. . . . he has the attention span, and decision making skills, of a squirrel crossing the road

Phil M.'s avatar

Wow, Annette and L B Rose, this explains so much. Their first celebrity president Ronnie Raygun, was an experienced movie star. His script had some sort of ending. Their current celebrity prsident is a two bit TV star who can't even write a script. So their is no end to their sh1t show.

It's Come To This's avatar

This is the real clunker. Why have so many assholes kept lining up to wipe his butt for him for 20 years, going "me! me! pick me!..."

Gjay15's avatar

I love your comments here and in other substacks.I am convinced that

Trump believes that any thought or impulse he has is pure gold which he must gift to the adoring world which he has created.Sadly and dangerously while he spews this verbal diarrhea his worshipers come with spoons and of course there are those in power ( Supreme Court, Congress)who know he is a self serving sociopath but enable him for their own selfish ambition

William R MEYER's avatar

The ass lickers have no inner fortitude. They look to others. They lack the confidence to stand on their own. They need someone like Trump to idolize. In their inner souls, they know they are losers. Trump allows them to avoid that simple truth.

Phil M.'s avatar

You know the saying, "follow the money." It's a little different now with Citizens United protecting the corporations as "persons". So we have to look at who will profit from his destruction.

Domestic petroleum is getting it's biggest foreign competition destroyed. Which will allow them to raise the price of everything. We the People will pay and blame Trump. While they laugh all the way to the bank.

Mark DiFeliciantonio's avatar

I said it before;Lumpy is just a hollow show. He has no views. He is simply a distraction so that his owners can rob the country behind his clownish antics.

Sharon P's avatar

And don't forget to avoid Epstein files

Leslie's avatar

That's one aspect. What is the POTUS primary job duty? Foreign Policy.

Have you noticed that everything he does is an Emergency Order which he signs w his Sharpie and holds up for photo op like a proud Kindergartner with a stupid grin. Add the timing of recent SCOTUS Tariff ruling. Presto! Need an Emergency?Create a War! Then see if your Allies you didn't even talk to about your idiot action will come help you out of the giant pile of poo you created after the fact.

Watch RI Senator Sheldon Whitehouse on the senate floor re Trump/Epstein/Russia connection. Then add very recent news reports prior "Russia running out of money to fund Ukraine war" Presto! Russian oil sanctions lifted.

Yet here we go into another pointless Middle Eastern Conflict which is backfiring bigley blocking the Strait then who does he ask for help Ukraine after he and his verbal attack dog Vance shit upon Zelensky in the Golden Oval.

It's all just to ridiculous and we're stuck with it until the House Flips and There's enough pressure on GOP senate members to shut him down.

Susan Stone's avatar

You raise a question in my mind: my understanding is that the oil our oil companies' facilities are designed to handle is heavy, sour crude, while what our vehicles run on light sweet crude, which is what Iran has. That makes me not sure how they are laughing all the way to the bank.

Phil M.'s avatar

I'm not sure why they are spreading that dis-information. But I worked in the oilfields for many years when I was younger.

Consider this. Canadian tar sands oil is as heavy as it sounds. They have to heat it just to liquify it enough to make it flow. Then they somehow refine it enough to flow through the Keystone pipeline straight south of the border. All the way down to those refineries in Houston which allegedly cannot make gasoline!?!?

Oil refining is actually very efficient in that they have no waste products at all. They get everything from crude oil. From the lightest fuels at the top, down to asphalt (tar). And even some natural gas. So yes they can make gasoline. Now, are they are saying that in order to make gas even more expensive?

Gjay15's avatar

I think they will find a way to blame Biden and Hilary “ but her emails ?”

Annette's avatar

your post sent shivers down my spine . . . :-S

MLK's avatar

One major Trump backstop: The Supreme Court's conservative majority.

Maureen's avatar

For once he doesn’t lie. 👍

Ralph Porter's avatar

“ Stupid is as stupid does”

Jan Fabiyi's avatar

Again, hilarious and not funny at all at the same time. Andy, do you shave with Occam’s razor every morning?

GingerLee's avatar

OMG... love this...

Irna Gadd's avatar

That’s so true - funny and not funny. Your question about Occam’s razor is brilliant!

Annette's avatar

I learn so much on this site - I had no idea what Occam's razor was, but now I do and it makes perfect sense

Al Gorythm's avatar

If I only had a brain…

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Happy TACO Monday!

Sharon P's avatar

apparently... now we wait

Glen Van veghel's avatar

Trump treats somebody with intelligence like a little boy treats a little girl he says has the cooties. Ewww! Get away from me!

Sam Popkin's avatar

An IQ lower than the temperature outside.

Frau Katze's avatar

In degrees Celsius.

Susan Stone's avatar

True. Or perhaps in degrees Kelvin?

Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

And breaking news. No bombs for 5 days since there have been some “very good talks “ with Iran. Did the words Iran mentioned include TACO?

Annette's avatar

apparently, according to a impromptu press conference he held on the tarmac, he's speaking with people in Iran he "thinks" are knowledgeable about the war. Unfortunately, its just the guys from the corner kebab stand.

Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

I liked Iran’s response. Essentially we have no idea what he’s talking about but he is manipulating the stock market

Al Gorythm's avatar

The waiting is the hardest part

Weezie P's avatar

Andy, Andy...where would we be without your comments? Too funny...though so true.

Susan Gray's avatar

Hardly breaking news.

Amy H's avatar

Talking about guts, just thinking about him makes me nauseated 🤮

Meighan Corbett's avatar

He definitely uses his "gut" feelings. His gut is pretty large.