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Trump Sends Stephen Miller to L.A. to Act as Human Repellant

Trump Sends Stephen Miller to L.A. to Act as Human Repellant

Jun 10, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what critics are calling an inflammatory move, Donald J. Trump announced on Tuesday that he was sending Stephen Miller to Los Angeles to act as a human repellant.

“No one empties a room faster than Stephen,” Trump said. “He’s better than teargas.”

But Trump’s plan faces a stiff legal challenge fr…

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