Geez, Annie, now you have me thinking of those glass x-ray boxes at the airport and Marcel Marceau inside one as the TSA attempts to clear him for his flight
Trump said He was given a list of names to give to the war and that's the one he picked. It's no wonder that he picked "Epic Fury" since that's what he's feeling about his popularity now!
Quote: "“I will put my name, Donald J. Trump, on the Strait of Hormuz,” he declared. “That emptied out the Kennedy Center very rapidly and very powerfully.”"
Future historians discover the origin of the usage of "trump" as a synonym for "colonoscopy prep".
(I will now go hang my head in shame for that comment.)
Stephen Miller—a man who somehow turned cruelty into a personality and vacancy into a worldview. That permanent sneer, that dead-eyed delivery, that contempt. He is exactly as you said, Andy...a human repellent. I can't wait to see him in the Hague.
There is an old meme about the mine detector in an under-sophisticated army: a fellow with his fingers in his ears taking slow long deliberate steps through the danger area. Stephen could do that.
Andy, You’ve brilliantly solved this knotty problem that’s snarling the world ! 😂Donald J. Trump and his magical Sharpie and the vampire Miller who makes people wish they did not share a planet with him! May I suggest Hegseth who looks angry enough and thirsty enough to swallow the Strait of Hormuz in one big gulp ! Thanks for the laughter! 😂💕
Thank you so much for giving me three good laughs this week. I’m also reading Profiles in Ignorance. It explains a lot. And the last line today is over the top brilliant!
Give him a jet-ski and let him clear mines
I had to do a double take - I thought this said "clear mimes". I mean, lots of people are irked by mimes, but this seems a bit extreme....
Geez, Annie, now you have me thinking of those glass x-ray boxes at the airport and Marcel Marceau inside one as the TSA attempts to clear him for his flight
But, but…there are no TSA workers. Marcel be stuck in mime hell, destined to slap those imaginary walls until freed by Antifa after the revolution.
haha
A lot of funny subscribers here! 😄 Thanks for the extra laughs besides Andy's.
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OMG that’s great. My husband and I are still laughing.
Send Hegseth with him so the clearing of canal would be Epic!
The alimentary canal?
Trump said He was given a list of names to give to the war and that's the one he picked. It's no wonder that he picked "Epic Fury" since that's what he's feeling about his popularity now!
I like "Epstein Fury" so much better
<appreciative applause>
Or “Epstein Worry”, since that’s what made trump start this fiasco war in the first place.
Fury-Failure what’s the difference ?
But so make sure that his makeup is done before launching and warn him before snapping the pic that would document his assistance.
and document his existence
Quote: "“I will put my name, Donald J. Trump, on the Strait of Hormuz,” he declared. “That emptied out the Kennedy Center very rapidly and very powerfully.”"
Future historians discover the origin of the usage of "trump" as a synonym for "colonoscopy prep".
(I will now go hang my head in shame for that comment.)
I’m here for this joke.
We’ve missed you ! 😉💕
So, consistent with putting the Trump moniker first, it's now the Strait of Trumpooze
The Donald J Trump and Ozymandias Strait
Conquistadoro, .."I see your armor-plated vest which has long since lost its sheen.."
Oh my, Octavia, that is exquisite! Thank you
Yikes. Save us all from the sight (site?) of his rusty scabbard.
Great literary reference Clym! 😉I wish I had thought of that! 😂” Look on my works ye Mighty, and despair!
Bravo!!!!
I can just imagine the advertising jingle:
🎵 If you can't take a dump, Get some help from Trump...🎵
OMG I can totally hear this jingle.
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Anathema ~ lift your head high and be proud of the definition of tRump. It's the closest to the truth so far!
So true Annette‼️
Awesome joke, Anathema‼️🏆👏👏
Another good laugh. It helps keep me sane, when the lunatics are in charge of the asylum.
A room with rubber walls awaits them all.
Stephen Miller—a man who somehow turned cruelty into a personality and vacancy into a worldview. That permanent sneer, that dead-eyed delivery, that contempt. He is exactly as you said, Andy...a human repellent. I can't wait to see him in the Hague.
HILARIOUS.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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Operation Dignified Transfer
There is an old meme about the mine detector in an under-sophisticated army: a fellow with his fingers in his ears taking slow long deliberate steps through the danger area. Stephen could do that.
Let him be roller-skating through the danger area.
Nice, Like skating on the thin ice on a warm sunny afternoon.
put him on a paddle board and let him drop the mines from there.
I'd pay to see that.
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<well played>
So, we’re calling it the Strait of HorTrump now, right? I support that nomenclature
HorMelanoma
Love it, Karen!
this one seems more appropriate since it also describes Melanoma
my EXACT thought !!!
I don’t often say this about the Moron, but smart move here.
Stopped clock.
Good one! He can finally be useful 👍
Would that it be true because that would be best!
Well not to put too fine a point on it, but it cleared me out just seeing that picture of him again this morning. Thank you!
In this case he looks like what he is - a ghoul.
😆😆😆
That is also just too funny. Thanks for the second laugh.
Andy, You’ve brilliantly solved this knotty problem that’s snarling the world ! 😂Donald J. Trump and his magical Sharpie and the vampire Miller who makes people wish they did not share a planet with him! May I suggest Hegseth who looks angry enough and thirsty enough to swallow the Strait of Hormuz in one big gulp ! Thanks for the laughter! 😂💕
Make sure the photographers are with Petey. When they get photos of him with a bad hair day, he will go fight the world.
With a vodka chaser.
‘Make it so’
And Trump sends Little Marco to Cuba to open Florsheim shoe store.
🤣😂
Thank you so much for giving me three good laughs this week. I’m also reading Profiles in Ignorance. It explains a lot. And the last line today is over the top brilliant!
Thank you! And I’m so glad you’re reading the book. My theory has aged pretty well, alas.
I ordered your book through my local English Book Store, called, appropriately "Le Bookshop" here in Montpellier, France.
It's really good, isn't it? Dan Quayle!! I just ordered it as a hostess gift for a pal who is new to The Borowitz Report