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Trump Taps George Santos to Head Bureau Of Labor Statistics

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Andy Borowitz
Aug 04, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In one of the most stunning political comebacks in American history, on Monday Donald J. Trump picked the disgraced former congressman George Santos to lead the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

"This is such an honor," Santos told reporters. "I really didn't think I'd get pardoned before Ghislaine."

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