Caroline Kennedy and the rest of his family warned everyone about how off the rails he is! I think some in Congress - the GOP - love crazy knitwits because that gives them something to respond to or talk about rather than doing anything meaningful and just for their constituents.
I met John Huston once. My father was making a photo portrait of him. We waited for almost three hours for Huston to appear -- he did, finally and my father got the shots he needed. Huston was absolutely a charming guy, easy going, friendly, low key (handsome!). I said, as he was about to leave, that I was glad to have met him, and that we had been waiting 3 hours for him. "I hope it was worth it!" he said smiling.
I never thought about Trumps choices before in terms of comparison. One way to appear tall is to surround yourself with short people. One way to seem smart is to surround yourself with stupid people. That explains most of his cabinet choices. Hanging with Putin, Kim jong Un and Bibi, Trump could almost pass as a statesman. And I suppose, compared to RFK, Trump does seem sane.
That is a very good statement. I have been around a lot of wealth in my life and it is amazing to me how classless and "white trashy" most of that wealth really is when you strip away the perceived image that they project.
I'm sorry, I know how rough that can be. I hate that those that have don't truly appreciate the people who are working hard to make a living. I see it way to often in my business too.
We live in Rome as well as in Lisbon and San Francisco. Wealthy folks in Europe are so very different. In Rome we happen to live in a very posh neighborhood and we appreciate the class of our neighbors every single day.
I lived in an ordinary Italian town and one in PA. Even ordinary working people in the former still demonstrated more class than those in PA and certainly more than Dump, e.g., they attended thoughtfully to how others were treated and engaged them with courtesy. Dump is just a doughy lowlife.
Who knew that all Nobel prizes are awarded in Sweden except the Peace Prize? I did not know that Norway has this honor. Thank you, Andy, for the elucidation!
I’ve been a fan since his NYer days, L.R.! I think temperatures not constantly in the 90s for the past week+ would ease the pain. That and acqua altissima for this disgusting shitshow in Venice would be way far better than a nap.
Love that you mentioned the “disgusting shit show in Venice”! Think how many Amazon workers could be given better working conditions & raises with the $$ he’s spending on it….
Oops, I must clarify. I was referring only to the TRB in place of TBR. Please don't be cross with me. And just this moment, your "laugh/snort/chortle/chuckle/guffaw" caught my eye, which, in its sleepiness, saw something like "chorklefaugh."
Rather than speaking glowing^ of Trump, in the book about his time in the first Trump administration, former Director of National Security Gen. [Ret.] H. R. McMaster incinerated^ the “fucking moron” [Rex Tillerson, former CEO of ExxonMobil and Trump’s first Secretary of State].
Wouldn’t it be ironic if the Nobel committee awarded the peace prize to Melania for her “brave and quiet dignity” in the face of unconscionable blasphemy?
I was thinking that there is probably much that is unknown by the committee. We can all share private snarky smiles about the reality that we think we know.
I've only heard "edumicated," but all variants are possible. To my ear, "eddicated" sounds like the the speech of someone whose Novocaine hasn't completely worn down.
It would have been more realistic if you had Trump threatening to bomb Sweden or Denmark as I doubt he knows Norway decides who wins the Peace Prize. (Full disclosure: I didn’t).
I would love to see an executive order cutting off funding for the Nobel Peace Prize unless Trump wins it. Or better yet, have one of the Maga faithful push a bill through Congress and see how many votes it get. Or he could just rename it The American Peace Prize and give it to himself.
We had the privilege of watching a couple of male King penguins arguing over how to best take care of an egg, when we visited a colony of them in the Falkland Islands. A never to be forgotten experience, especially since my husband captured it on video. BTW I don't think you'll ever see a fat Emperor penguin, even in zoos.
How special that is, Susan. I know how I would love to see them in their natural habitat. To see them, males especially, sharing the care of the eggs and then the hatchlings. And they have the sunrise at their throats -- that's what caught me long ago.
That trip was so worth it, L.R.! It took a 2-3 hour drive each way in an ATV over peat bogs to get there. There were a bunch of youngsters, too, full size but still covered with down. There were Gentoos and Magellanic penguins there, too, but the Kings stole the show. For me, the beach also stole the show, being covered with wildflowers.
How blissful it sounds, Susan. Speaking of "covered with down," I must be a little fuzzy-headed. When I read that there a bunch of youngsters, I thought you meant that you were sharing the ride with some other people.
The guy is a natural orator with a vocabulary to be envied. If you want a nursery-rhyme vocab, that is: A fuck-fuck here, and a fuck-fuck there, here a fuck, there a fuck, everywhere a fuck-fuck....
Diluted was funnier 😂 Fuck AI too! I once used the AI writing asst on my kindle fire. I highlighted a paragraph I was writing on a post about "him" and it came and said I sounded angry and I was. I told it to fuck off and never used it again.😂😂
I despise seeing and hearing that word…. I preached to my son to save it for when your life is in danger but I find I have devolved into using it…out loud and not proud.
Trump et al OBLITERATING the TRUTH, TOTALLY DESTROYING IT FOR ALL SPACE AND TIME. NEVER COMING BACK. MOST OBLITERATED TRUTH EVER. NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
But Tofu is Joyce Vance's family cat. That Tofu has far more class - no comparison possible there. Even a package of tofu has more class than trump - far more, and at least you can make it taste good.
😂 You know I love you Annette, but I would make one teensy weensy change..
#1. SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! 💍💎💰💰💰💰💰 Cash. Any denomination but USD, Euros, GBP preferred..🚫 Rubles. Cashier checks to other places around the globe. . (No one thinks she's keeping it at Chase or Citibank in NY and going to the ATM do they?)😀 She def loves crypto. Just not the you-know-who coin. She knows that one is a loser.Bankrupt, I think Pay-for-play 🤗
Ob-la-de, Ob-la-da Donald tells a lie to everybody's face/ Petey sings along as best he can/ Donie says to Petey boy I like your face/ And they wander off together hand in hand
Sorry, but that's an insult to honest, hardworking hogs! I completely agree that Kegsbreath's head is filled with cheese, but hogs are among the smartest animals on the planet. In a head-to-head intelligence contest, the hogs would win every time.
C K, I don't know why "hogshead," or how far back it goes, but I'd guess a very long time. Even if I've never been in the company of hogs, I've heard of their intelligence. No comparison was intended. I'll stand for the honor of real hogs every time.
Confused as I am just about now, let me add that I was going to say "wash your mouth with soap" for what you "said," but you used keys. Hence, wash your keyboard. Yes, I'm becoming more convoluted, so please go right ahead and ignore me.
I approached both Mikie Sherrill and Bernie with this concept. The Republican party is like a regime at this point along with their oligarchs. As bad as Russia in 1991 and they managed to break away. You want religion, hate, and money running this country, stay. We are moving on.
Oh, humor, how does President Trump and King George, both bipolar, both narcissists, differ. One wears a wig, the other should.
oh, the list is endless, Bobbie: tRump bibles, tRump fragrance, tRump gold shoes, and of course, those hideous, cheap tRump red hats . . . I can't help wonder that other country's leaders look at him wearing that and thinking "white trash"
Man, I really do wish I lived in a world where I read a Borowitz headline and didn't feel the pressing need to check other headlines to verify that it didn't actually happen.
Excellent Report today! Thank you. The problem that the US has is a president who is clearly mentally unfit, yet will not be removed because the people who could do it are either (1) busy using Trump for their own purposes, (2) true believers who think that what he says is just fine, (3) too stupid to have any idea of what is going on or (4) all of the above. And of course, removing Trump would just make JD president and that might be worse. Too bad there's no one in DC to do a Spiro Agnew on JD.
Sally, let your eyes become accustomed to the daylight. While you're out in the open, get some new equipment. No one uses gadgets called "walkie-talkies" any more. (Merely referring to my notion of bomb shelters. I'm certainly in no position to be snarky about age.
I always thought Trump deserved the Nobel prize in literature for the Trump Bible. “Hey, I could have written it.” That’s good enough for me.
Nobel Prize, no; Ignoble Prize, yes.
The Ignobels are brilliant! But for non-brilliant researchers, that is.
Perfect comment. Thanks for the much needed laugh !
That is black humor.
Trump would cringe thinking I said he favored Black humor.
His politics reflects a pigment of his deranged imagination.
That said, he is not nearly as effing^ crazy as Kennedy.
^ I wrote ‘effing’ because I did
not want to offend any
sensibilities by writing
‘fucking’.
Black Humor? Wouldn't Trump deport it?
or at least lock it up
Hilarious comment! :-) !!
-brown humor, too, especially!
no, just ban it as DEI
Please: always add Jr. after the name Kennedy as Bobby Sr. was a great man and Jr has trashed his name & reputation….
I just refer to Jr as RFuK.
That works!!
K Jr.
I agree. I have thought many times that RFK would be truly ashamed of his namesake.
Caroline Kennedy and the rest of his family warned everyone about how off the rails he is! I think some in Congress - the GOP - love crazy knitwits because that gives them something to respond to or talk about rather than doing anything meaningful and just for their constituents.
Nit wit. As a nit of a body crab that presumably has no wits.
Just call him worm brain. He doesn't even deserve RFK with the Jr.
Fucking is OK for us to say, not for the leader of the free world when describing other nations & their leaders.
Hey, it's not like he did something really heinous, like wearing a tan suit!
OMG, not the...TAN SUIT😱
Nope. Using profanity makes the the speaker look crude and unintelligent. I prefer to use actual words.
I generally use appropriate words to communicate as I was educated by the Jesuits, but sometimes you just ‘gotta’ say WTF???
Mary, I don't understand "WTF." Please spell it out so that I can keep up. (Did that work?)
But tRump is Crude and lacks common sense at times.
He calls other people stupid (ex Chairman Powell).
Guess it takes one to know 1 !
At times? No sense at times?
I like the way the British do insults: Years ago, in Punch, was this little item:
Rearrange these words into a well-known phrase or saying: stuffed get.
:-) !!
You probably mean former free world?
Sensibilities? We don't need no stinking sensibilities. Jane Austen and John Huston would salute you.
I met John Huston once. My father was making a photo portrait of him. We waited for almost three hours for Huston to appear -- he did, finally and my father got the shots he needed. Huston was absolutely a charming guy, easy going, friendly, low key (handsome!). I said, as he was about to leave, that I was glad to have met him, and that we had been waiting 3 hours for him. "I hope it was worth it!" he said smiling.
Should have replied with a "so, so" gesture!
I love it when someone shares a story and this is a GREAT one. Thanks!
That is a nice memory, Kate. I love these things, so thanks for sharing. Yup, agree on "handsome."
You're on fire this morning!!! Snorting my coffee!!!!!
oops you said fucking...I'm offended 🤣
Here's a treatise on why people of discernment use the word:
https://archive.org/details/JackWagnerattr.MontyPythontheWordFuck
So good and it got funnier as it went on.
That was hysterical🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the link!
I never thought about Trumps choices before in terms of comparison. One way to appear tall is to surround yourself with short people. One way to seem smart is to surround yourself with stupid people. That explains most of his cabinet choices. Hanging with Putin, Kim jong Un and Bibi, Trump could almost pass as a statesman. And I suppose, compared to RFK, Trump does seem sane.
Agreed, but that is a low, low bar.
Speaking of bars, Hog’s Breath probably thought that Trump had ordered that
Iran be saturation-bombed with 30,000 lb canisters of vitamin B-2.
The official designation of that plane is B-2 Spirit.
Mentioning spirits reminds me again of Hog’s Breath.
FWIW:
The B-1 is designated B-1 Lancer.
Non yet in service, the B-21 Raider is named in honor of WWII’s Lt. Col. Jimmy
Doolittle’s Raiders who were instrumental in bringing the war to Japan.
The B-52 Stratofortress began service in the 1950s and is expected to be
pjasedd out by 2050. Yes, that was 1950 and 2050.
Ya got me! ROTFLMAO!
Senior version ROTFLCGU
(Can’t get up).
love it . . . my iteration was ROTFLPIMP (peeing in my pants)
Unless you're my husband who refereed soccer games for 38 years. He's had two hip replacements, but he still gets up off the floor easily. Unlike me.
So true🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awesome!
Haha !! A good one
Hilarious comment! :-) !!
He. Is. So. Fucking. Stupid.
Maybe not? Some people are saying that he voted for Kamala Harris.
Too stupid to mark the ballot. Actually, he also voted for Hillary and Biden. He thought he was marking off the ones he didn’t want.
My favorite MSNBC MOMENTS… Lawrence O’D opening monologue when he says over and over and over how “STUPID” HE is. MUSIC TO MY EARS, HEAD, HEART….
Hilarious.
🤣🤣🤣
Perfect “STUPID HATER VOTE by low-functioning CONCEPTUAL DYSLEXIAck, ack ack ack ack ack ack ack 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 We oughta know by now….ow ow ow ow ow ow” OUCH!!!!
Sing out, LOUISE!
Many people are saying...
With tears in their eyes...
because she came before him in "person woman man camera TV"
bet Melina did
We would wish......
And classless. White trash.
That is a very good statement. I have been around a lot of wealth in my life and it is amazing to me how classless and "white trashy" most of that wealth really is when you strip away the perceived image that they project.
Yes you find out quickly that having wealth has little relationship to class after one weekend waiting tables at a resort for the rich and famous
Can't buy class.
I'm sorry, I know how rough that can be. I hate that those that have don't truly appreciate the people who are working hard to make a living. I see it way to often in my business too.
That was a long time ago for me. But I learned so much from the people who worked there with me. Thank you for your kind comment. Jay
We live in Rome as well as in Lisbon and San Francisco. Wealthy folks in Europe are so very different. In Rome we happen to live in a very posh neighborhood and we appreciate the class of our neighbors every single day.
I lived in an ordinary Italian town and one in PA. Even ordinary working people in the former still demonstrated more class than those in PA and certainly more than Dump, e.g., they attended thoughtfully to how others were treated and engaged them with courtesy. Dump is just a doughy lowlife.
A!Men!
Do you want to replace the period marks with exclamation marks ? :-)
Who knew that all Nobel prizes are awarded in Sweden except the Peace Prize? I did not know that Norway has this honor. Thank you, Andy, for the elucidation!
This is an educational website.
And everything you say/write is true. 💕
And I feel duly, truly McEducated.
(later edit -- just remembered that people say "edumicated.")
I love TRB - Andy has created a wonderful community. While making us laugh/snort/chortle/chuckle/guffaw. Stops us wailing that the world is wrong.
Oh, my dear Patti, you are so right, correct and good. You also need a little nap. You love "TRB?"
The Report Borowitz is the classy French version.
𝘈𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, with an 𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘶 -- 𝘙é𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵.
Il rapporto di Borowitz works for me.
I’ve been a fan since his NYer days, L.R.! I think temperatures not constantly in the 90s for the past week+ would ease the pain. That and acqua altissima for this disgusting shitshow in Venice would be way far better than a nap.
Love that you mentioned the “disgusting shit show in Venice”! Think how many Amazon workers could be given better working conditions & raises with the $$ he’s spending on it….
Oops, I must clarify. I was referring only to the TRB in place of TBR. Please don't be cross with me. And just this moment, your "laugh/snort/chortle/chuckle/guffaw" caught my eye, which, in its sleepiness, saw something like "chorklefaugh."
Yes but also potentially dangerous as I almost choked laughing so hard when I saw the headline about the Peace Prize!
Let's get a McMaster's Degree.
Rather than speaking glowing^ of Trump, in the book about his time in the first Trump administration, former Director of National Security Gen. [Ret.] H. R. McMaster incinerated^ the “fucking moron” [Rex Tillerson, former CEO of ExxonMobil and Trump’s first Secretary of State].
^ pun intended
He qualified when he made the fries.
If the Peace Prize is awarded in Norway, no doubt McStupid will bomb Sweden - or maybe Stockton, CA
Wouldn’t it be ironic if the Nobel committee awarded the peace prize to Melania for her “brave and quiet dignity” in the face of unconscionable blasphemy?
--but, again, who cares?
I was thinking that there is probably much that is unknown by the committee. We can all share private snarky smiles about the reality that we think we know.
Not Stockton! That's too close to my town of Modesto, CA.
I love McEducated. suggests his teacher was Ronald McDonald the clown......
L.R., I always heard it as "eddicated" (or something like that.
I've only heard "edumicated," but all variants are possible. To my ear, "eddicated" sounds like the the speech of someone whose Novocaine hasn't completely worn down.
I like McEducated. It fits!
You tell the truth, all the time 😁
In the middle of woe, you make us laugh!
From whence came the word "woebegone!"
Like a giddyap in reverse.
As in "whoa begone!" ? <} ;<D
It was a long way around the barn.
🤣😁😅 Love me some great word play!!!
Payddig?😅
And why is congress trying to cut off funding?? We are always learning!!
How else to get folks to buy their BS?
It was a rhetorical comment
agree- "We are always learning"
. . . and Johnson's crew hates that!
--and Congress, Trump doesn't!
It would have been more realistic if you had Trump threatening to bomb Sweden or Denmark as I doubt he knows Norway decides who wins the Peace Prize. (Full disclosure: I didn’t).
I would love to see an executive order cutting off funding for the Nobel Peace Prize unless Trump wins it. Or better yet, have one of the Maga faithful push a bill through Congress and see how many votes it get. Or he could just rename it The American Peace Prize and give it to himself.
Jeez! Don't give him any ideas!!
Yes it is necessary education!!
And what I really want to know right now is if Mousse (sp?) and Cookie are getting used to each other.
Actually, it really is!
Thank you for reminding all that laureates are ‘awarded’ a Nobel Prize, rather than having ‘won’ one. [Alliteration not intended.]
The dress code for recipients at the award ceremonies is ‘formal’.
In tails, blubber-boy would be a body-double for a grossly obese penguin .
A grossly obese, drooling penguin wearing a long, flapping red tie with a tux. And thanks for "awarded." It's rare to see it expressed correctly.
This is an educational site.
Don't forget the "MAGA" hat, L.R. I thought he was
going to wear the damned thing to the Pope"s cor-
onation.
I love that image, L.R., and am also repulsed by it
Would he be allowed to wear his MAGA hat?
LOL
An insult to penguins, which are adorable. Perhaps grossly obese troll?
The Troll Anti-Insult League would like a word with you.
Put them on "hold".
🤣🤣🤣
Adorable, yet apparently quite stinky, so the stinky part kinda fits (sorry, penguins!).
Please. Even the largest, fattest Emperor penguin would have a charm and panache that Trump will never ever have.
We had the privilege of watching a couple of male King penguins arguing over how to best take care of an egg, when we visited a colony of them in the Falkland Islands. A never to be forgotten experience, especially since my husband captured it on video. BTW I don't think you'll ever see a fat Emperor penguin, even in zoos.
How special that is, Susan. I know how I would love to see them in their natural habitat. To see them, males especially, sharing the care of the eggs and then the hatchlings. And they have the sunrise at their throats -- that's what caught me long ago.
That trip was so worth it, L.R.! It took a 2-3 hour drive each way in an ATV over peat bogs to get there. There were a bunch of youngsters, too, full size but still covered with down. There were Gentoos and Magellanic penguins there, too, but the Kings stole the show. For me, the beach also stole the show, being covered with wildflowers.
How blissful it sounds, Susan. Speaking of "covered with down," I must be a little fuzzy-headed. When I read that there a bunch of youngsters, I thought you meant that you were sharing the ride with some other people.
Blubber Boy rings out.
‘Rings out’, yes; he is such a ding dong.
what color maga cap goes with a tux
Thanks, I was so confused! Norway is the peace prize, Sweden is the rest, I stand less confused, always a plus these days.
But given Dump's f'g remarkable grasp of f'g world affairs, shouldn't he be threatening to f'g bomb Sweden?
The "only hint" that TACO didn't say Norway (rather than Andy writing it) is TACO's knowing where he will not be going to receive the Prize.
“𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘕𝘰𝘳𝘸𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥.”
The guy is a natural orator with a vocabulary to be envied. If you want a nursery-rhyme vocab, that is: A fuck-fuck here, and a fuck-fuck there, here a fuck, there a fuck, everywhere a fuck-fuck....
my ear worm for the day!
He’s fucking diluted my favorite fucking word!
Don't fucking let him ruin it for you or he's fucking won. Carry the fuck on LOL
raise that banner of fuck high and carry it proudly
Fuck yeah! 🏳🤗
I meant to say fucking obliterated, but I guess my phone AI objected 😂
Diluted was funnier 😂 Fuck AI too! I once used the AI writing asst on my kindle fire. I highlighted a paragraph I was writing on a post about "him" and it came and said I sounded angry and I was. I told it to fuck off and never used it again.😂😂
Robin, good to see you.
Thanks LR. Laying low for awhile. I need a break.But how could I resist commenting on this Made my day!
LOL
Marian, I must agree with Robin D -- "diluted" has a stronger ring for not having been overdone as "obliterated."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅
Okay Linda you can laugh about life on the farm if you want.
Always my favorite song Al. We have a few chickens so all I can say is **uck here and **uck there!😅😅😅
I remember back in the day they would suggest we be very careful when we sang about the ducks 🦆
😅😅😅
Animal Farm, Al!
Some of us are more equal than others.
<standing ovation> <snort laugh> <caffeine spew>. You have hit the trifecta today! Congratulations!
Thank ye kindly, Ma'am.
HA! Bravo, LR!😂👏🏼
--and nary a f***k in sight!
I despise seeing and hearing that word…. I preached to my son to save it for when your life is in danger but I find I have devolved into using it…out loud and not proud.
I hear ya! Seems that tRUMP brings out that inglorious ignoble effect on so many, to which I say to the Orange Turd in full odorama, "FUCK YOU!!!"
Everywhere a fuck up.
Yep!
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆😂
HAHAHAHA
Breaking News: Nobel Committee to award Trump the newly established Nobel Prize in Lying…. A lifetime achievement award!
Fiction
Nope...History
Trump et al OBLITERATING the TRUTH, TOTALLY DESTROYING IT FOR ALL SPACE AND TIME. NEVER COMING BACK. MOST OBLITERATED TRUTH EVER. NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
It’s the BEST obliterating ever!
Everybody knows
I think it will go to Karolying Leavitt
--and the award is a giant, gilded, Pinocchio nose?
Maybe Trump and Karolyn’s will arm wrestle for the lying prize
Karoline. Stupid auto correct
Fake news
TOFU - Trump Often Fucks Up.
Everbody's saying he's switched from TACOs to TOFU.
But Tofu is Joyce Vance's family cat. That Tofu has far more class - no comparison possible there. Even a package of tofu has more class than trump - far more, and at least you can make it taste good.
Personally, I prefer fried tofu.
I like it fried or baked (with olive oil, soy sauce, and cornstarch or arrowroot powder to make it crispy). Just please don't fry up Joyce's cat.😇😇
Hilarious, Susan! 😅😅😅 Nope nopity nope, there's no making tRUMP palatable!
Thank you, Floofie!!
Yeppadoodle, Susan! *mwah*
Floofie, you always make me smile. "mwah" back at you!
I can't believe he's become a vegetarian!
Re TOFU -- Trump does NOT often Fuck Up -- he always dependably persistently fucks up. Give credit where it's due. Ergo...
TOFU -- Trump Omnipresently Fucks Up (fucks up everywhere).
A bit cattywampus grammatically speaking, admittedly, but apt methinks.
Omg love that …
Melania rules.
her rules are: 1) Be Best, 2) I don't really care, do you?, and 3) Show me the money
And I hate looking at your fucking face.
😂 You know I love you Annette, but I would make one teensy weensy change..
#1. SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! 💍💎💰💰💰💰💰 Cash. Any denomination but USD, Euros, GBP preferred..🚫 Rubles. Cashier checks to other places around the globe. . (No one thinks she's keeping it at Chase or Citibank in NY and going to the ATM do they?)😀 She def loves crypto. Just not the you-know-who coin. She knows that one is a loser.Bankrupt, I think Pay-for-play 🤗
In my linguistics class, the teacher proposed TURD, but I can't recall anything beyond "Trump Usually R_______ Daily. Help!
How about Trump's usually REPULSIVE Daily!👍
Ripps as in farting!
Recants?
when your birthday parade bombs, you must bomb with obliteration.
Does that Make tRump an O'Blithering idiot or an O'Blitheration idiot?
Ob-la-de, Ob-la-da Donald tells a lie to everybody's face/ Petey sings along as best he can/ Donie says to Petey boy I like your face/ And they wander off together hand in hand
(lovely, Al... one of my favorite Fab Four songs)
In a couple of years, they have built a home sweet home . . . and then it gets bombed by Iran and obliterated.
Thanks, Al. I happily sang along to your new lyrics with the old tune. Made me smile!
You, Elaine, are welcome:-)
Both--bigly!
🤣🤣🤣👍
<golf clap>
I think you should win the prize, Andy. For making all of us laugh in these tough times, which is an act of genius in itself.
Could not agree more! I've always thought there was a special place in Heaven for people that can make us laugh in the worst of times.
Not just making us laugh but bring us some peace of mind or peacefulness that we all need these days. Pack your bags, Andy.
Yeah but #Kegseth will be too drunk to help him find it on a map
Your change of only one letter is genius. I've named him Hogshead for the barrel thing.
Sorry, but that's an insult to honest, hardworking hogs! I completely agree that Kegsbreath's head is filled with cheese, but hogs are among the smartest animals on the planet. In a head-to-head intelligence contest, the hogs would win every time.
C K, I don't know why "hogshead," or how far back it goes, but I'd guess a very long time. Even if I've never been in the company of hogs, I've heard of their intelligence. No comparison was intended. I'll stand for the honor of real hogs every time.
Thank you, L.R.!
Smegbreath!
Paul, wash your keyboard with soap.
Will do lucky for me it’s just a phone screen!
Confused as I am just about now, let me add that I was going to say "wash your mouth with soap" for what you "said," but you used keys. Hence, wash your keyboard. Yes, I'm becoming more convoluted, so please go right ahead and ignore me.
we don't ever want to ignore you, L.R.!
lol
Hogsbreath works for me.
Trump called him kegseth after shutting him out.
Dunno. Maybe he did quit drinking. He is so crabby.
That certainly would explain a lot!
I like Kegsbreath, too. :)
You should wash your mouth out with beer.
Kegseth! Love it!!
Genius as always. I live for the Andy Borowitz take on the daily insanity!
Followed by the chaser of all of these daily doses of sanity in the comments.
Sandra! How dare you suggest that I might be sane even if only for a moment at a time.
If you are not sane, what are you doing on TBR???
Dunno. I turned left at Greenland? (Reference John Lennon, not the big fat pig.)
:-)) Good one!!
Sandra: Please place an asterisk beside the names of the sane ones!
In TBR, that would take more time than I have available.
It’s so sad at this point that we actually have to declare out independence from this king and his regime. AGAIN!
North East states first. Like we did in 1776. Like the countries of Russia in 1991.
It can be done.
I approached both Mikie Sherrill and Bernie with this concept. The Republican party is like a regime at this point along with their oligarchs. As bad as Russia in 1991 and they managed to break away. You want religion, hate, and money running this country, stay. We are moving on.
Oh, humor, how does President Trump and King George, both bipolar, both narcissists, differ. One wears a wig, the other should.
John, should wear a wig or a gag?
Or at least a large paper bag.
What should we dump in the harbor? Maybe just him?
oh, the list is endless, Bobbie: tRump bibles, tRump fragrance, tRump gold shoes, and of course, those hideous, cheap tRump red hats . . . I can't help wonder that other country's leaders look at him wearing that and thinking "white trash"
Pretty sure they think that even without the hat. Remember his latest language where he proved he could talk like that.
Money can’t buy class.
But yes on the trash he sells.
and you're right on ConOLD without the hat . . . either way, world leaders know he's a douche
Tsunami warning first!
California will lead the way
Take the world’s fourth largest economy away from him. Bankruptcy again.
Then help me out and write your legislation.
To quote Mr. Trump, he is less than “an average mentally person.”
Man, I really do wish I lived in a world where I read a Borowitz headline and didn't feel the pressing need to check other headlines to verify that it didn't actually happen.
I wish I could like your post more than once!
Excellent Report today! Thank you. The problem that the US has is a president who is clearly mentally unfit, yet will not be removed because the people who could do it are either (1) busy using Trump for their own purposes, (2) true believers who think that what he says is just fine, (3) too stupid to have any idea of what is going on or (4) all of the above. And of course, removing Trump would just make JD president and that might be worse. Too bad there's no one in DC to do a Spiro Agnew on JD.
2 belly laughs, 💕
Well, it's better than crying...
Now you've done it, Andy. I'm laughing so hard that I came out of my bomb shelter!
Sally, let your eyes become accustomed to the daylight. While you're out in the open, get some new equipment. No one uses gadgets called "walkie-talkies" any more. (Merely referring to my notion of bomb shelters. I'm certainly in no position to be snarky about age.
And I don't know yours anyway.)
Here in Missouri, we use basements. 😉
Actually I am 30 miles from Whiteman, not sure if I feel safer with all the equipment or more of a target.