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Stephen Pee Wee German Miller

It's Come To This's avatar

Call me an oddball (or odd job), but I don't think it was Obersturmbanführer Miller. I really do think it was Dump's close-to-final moment of terminal lucidity spoken from deep within our long-feared Twitler-in-the-Bunker nightmare.

But hey, please keep with the comments. I NEED something to laugh at this morning!

Lillian Robinson's avatar

Twitler-in-the-Bunker caused me to do a spit-take with my coffee!!!!!! So perfect!

Roger Fradenburgh's avatar

Nah. Too busy terrorizing U.S. civilians to be concerned with Iranians.

Marcy Gordon's avatar

“Communications Director” Steven Cheung who said Trump was working in the oval 24 hours on Easter Sunday. Not in the hospital getting resuscitated per fake media reports!

Mary K's avatar

He'd be my first choice. Can't imagine he could write a tweet without the word "fuckin' " as a descriptor, at least in his mind.

Annette's avatar

his business card should be adjusted to include "A**hole Extraordinaire"

Gabriele C Overweg's avatar

You mean he was really working, not playing golf? Shocking!

Stacy Stone's avatar

Oh, come now, you underestimate Miller’s work ethic. He’ll always make time for terrorizing folks—as long as they aren’t white evangelical Christians.

Kandy Brown's avatar

Well, you know that evangelical Christian is an oxymoron.....or is it just a moron? I'm confused.

Marcy Gordon's avatar

Does this mean it’s finally infrastructure week?

Annette's avatar

Eric can only spell one and two-syllable words, his favorite being "concrete"

Sharon P's avatar

i hope as in shoes ?

Annette's avatar

(in my best mobster voice) "would be a shame if something were to happen to those brand new Florsheims"

Robin D's avatar

<applause applause> ha ha.

D ODonnell's avatar

And “grift.”

Inga Fisher Williams's avatar

Hegseth, the Rasputin wannabe?

Mary Madigan's avatar

That’s my guess, too!

jon Hodson's avatar

Whiskey Pete and Lil Marco with inputs from John Dunce.

Robin D's avatar

The slob with the 2 foot long tie that he thinks makes him look slim. STEPHEN "ODDJOB" CHEUNG.

Not only do I want a complete exposé on him, but I want a great meme of Dozy Donnie Demento as Goldfinger being sucked out of a plane window with Stephen Cheung holding onto him with his massive body and two little feet. Where is MAD Magazine when I need them?

Sandra Nicht's avatar

oooo, I was just wondering what nickname to give him, "OddJob" is perfect!

Robin D's avatar

I'm a James Bond lover, and Goldfinger my favorite movie out of all of them. Put a.bowler hat on Stephen Cheung....like looking in a mirror. "Oddjob" was Goldfinger's henchman.

Buck Turgidson's avatar

Agreed, has the hallmarks of a Stephen Cheung comment. He is a cartoonishly obnoxious, and belligerent moron.

Annette's avatar

he's like a tRump that knows how to spell (his only redeeming quality)

Robin D's avatar

And use punctuation. What a low bar we have with this regime.

Annette's avatar

<snort laugh>

Ruthi Skinner's avatar

Sorry, folks. But "Oddjob" has always been my name for Melania. Those hats!!

Mary Gilbert's avatar

I’m sure she considers them couture

Dave Anderson's avatar

This is my guess. The offensive denigration of a religion practiced by 2 billion people is straight Kegseth.

Punkette's avatar

And the previous post just reeked of Pete as well!

Published Saturday, April 4: “Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Robin D's avatar
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I don't want to get all serious here when we are having fun, so I'm just going to tell you my reasoning for thinking it's not him, and if it turns out I am wrong, I will be the first one to admit it. I parse this Demented President's tweets trying to figure out authorship because I know he does not write them all himself, but Dave, you smartly indicated how offensive it was to 2 billion people, you know Hegseth's feelings, so this in my reason for replying to you.

One, GI Pete 🍸 is not shy about posting his own insanity under his own name, that paragon of "masculine lethality" that he is. I also don't think he has ever been known to post under Donnie's social media..I detest him and don't usually read what he writes, but I don't think he curses IIRC. And although we know of his hatred that I don't think we need to repeat here, I think it would beyond the pale for him to invoke what he did at the end. He already has a target on his back and he knows it. People have been killed for saying things like that.

No, it takes a special kind of arrogance,.recklessness and stupidity to post something that inflammatory. Stephen Cheung is known for those type of posts using obscenity and being derogatory . People have been hung on cranes in Iran for things like that, and he is the only one stupid enough to either not know, or care. And as much as I would love to pin it on that vampire Nazi Stephen Miller, a Jew, I don't even think he would say that either.

Edit: PS..I am Jewish...and I wouldn't dare.

Meighan Corbett's avatar

Hegseth would use at least three words in a row. obliterate, smash, remove for example.

bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

Hegseth would write something along the lines of "the awesome lethality demanded by our Savior and Lord, Jesus Christ"

Mary Gilbert's avatar

Yep-he’d NEVER praise Allah.

Annette's avatar

may "our Savior and Lord, Jesus Christ" smite Petey, hopefully before he does any more damage.

Annette's avatar

that's what they teached him at newscaster school

Linda Mitchell, KCMO's avatar

I agree--the other bizarre moment is the use of "Allah" to refer to God. It's the ultimate boneheaded Christofascist appropriation of an Arabic word that means exactly the same thing as the Hebrew El and the English word God. I very much doubt that the Felon would know how to spell that either.

Cindy La Ferle's avatar

I thought of Hegseth too.

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Andy, Hegseth!!! He was drowning in a keg of whiskey and note the glaring omission of his favorite word obliterate ! 😂It’s a robot programmed with correct spelling and grammar but Trump’s vocabulary!😂💕Thanks for the laughs!!

Sandra Nicht's avatar

Plastered Pete is an obvious contender as is PeeWee German, but there's also communications director Steven Cheung (what nickname should we give HIM?)

Mary Gilbert's avatar

Someone already coined the perfect name for him: Oddjob.

Deb Borrelli's avatar

With the anger in this post, I’m going with Stephen Miller.

Dana Campbell's avatar

It is also Miller's style to hide behind someone else's name. He enjoys being the invisible puppet master.

Joanne Elizabeth Schulze's avatar

Hegseth probably could spell "straight", but can he spell "booze"?

Irna Gadd's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Annette's avatar

he spelled "booze" once, for Wordle

Carol Tidwell's avatar

Melania. Writing his posts is the price for not sleeping with him.

Annette's avatar

Melanoma only borrows other people's words

J Cheng's avatar

Melanoma Trump? She has been trying to make a name for herself........

Annette's avatar

I have a few names I'd be happy to share with her

Katherine P Duncan's avatar

Absolutely! That has his meaty short fingers all over it.

Del Carrier's avatar

I think it was probably A1

Ray Peters's avatar

The author clearly wanted to make a saucy statement.

Abbie McMillen's avatar

Did you mean A1 the sauce, or AI the robot? Gotta watch them sneaky fonts!

Annette's avatar

or Al Bundy?

misia.d's avatar

Yes, the Crazy seems edited.

Lee Keet's avatar

Christie Nome

Al Gorythm's avatar

I’d like to buy a bowel, please.

Eileen's avatar

I must say, I always look forward to your responses!

Irna Gadd's avatar

<snort laugh>

Katherine P Duncan's avatar

Trump needs a new bowel.

Al Gorythm's avatar

Hopefully, he can find some Florsheims to match.

Steve Newman's avatar

Al, I’m not over the Chinese made Florsheim’s either. You can’t measure how classless,stupid & detached a president has to be to do the Florsheim thing.

Katherine P Duncan's avatar

Sure, fit won't matter!

Annette's avatar

I've heard they've been searching for one, but can only find a**holes

Cheryl Steiger's avatar

You win, spit out my coffee! 😀

Annette's avatar

<snort laugh>

CowboyFrankie's avatar

I vote for Steven Cheung. The degree of testosterone and poorly suppressed rage seems to fit. But I attribute the Islam insult to Whiskey Pete.

Katherine Goodman's avatar

Stephen Miller? JD Vance? Marco Rubio? So many wise men to consider. . .

nks's avatar

The spelling/grammar check has been set to ‘use forever’ setting.

Linda Franklin's avatar

It had to be Stephen Miller. All the hallmarks!

misia.d's avatar

With a bad whiff of Bannon?

Marmo's avatar

I agree, Misia D. This has Bannon all over it. It does sound a lot like Kegsbreath - and certainly his level of stupid. But, it feels like BanNazi.

Annette's avatar

there is no other kind of whiff with Bannon

Timothy Cooper's avatar

Yes, I can just hear Millerʻs voice saying those words. Really, "praise be to Allah"

- Karen Cooper

Robin D's avatar

No, I have to disagree. I hate him with the heat of a thousand suns and would love to pin it on him, but he's also a coward, lives in a military complex out of fear for his life, and don't think he would be stupid enough to write that (and no matter how much we hate him, Stephen Miller is not stupjd).

Annette's avatar

true, Robin - too many of tRump's psychophants are just right of being stupid - they have just enough intelligence to be dangerous.

Larry Caringer's avatar

Totally agree. The apostrophe was the tell for me.

Annette's avatar

you mean, the hyphen? LOL - its bad enough not to know spelling, we can't expect a president to know punctuation too!!

James R Winston's avatar

Liddle’ Putin

John  (NJ-VT)'s avatar

Elon…

SECOND DAY THAT TRUMP COULD NOT RISE FROM BED DUE TO INCAPACITATING BIPOLAR DEPRESSION

“At 8:03 this morning, Easter Sunday, President Donald J. Trump’s social media account posted: ‘Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the fckin’ strait, you crazy bstards, or you’ll be living in hell—JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP.’

There are many possibilities behind this ultimatum, which does not sound like Trump’s usual style—much like the post from yesterday morning.” HCR

Spot on, Heather. The question that must be answered is: who, or what team, has access to publish such a message—one that expresses hatred and shows profound disrespect toward the people of Iran and Muslims around the world?

From ChatGPT:

“There’s no credible evidence that either Donald Trump or Stephen Miller wrote that statement.

A few reasons why it’s almost certainly not authentic:

• Tone and structure: The mix of explicit profanity, a threat, and ‘Praise be to Allah’ is highly inconsistent with Trump’s known public messaging style—even when he’s being provocative.”

This raises a deeper concern: is there a person or group with access to his media accounts acting in the name of the President of the United States? That possibility—whether domestic or, more concerning, international—demands serious attention.

God—and I mean all Gods that the human race believes in —help us.

“In Islamic belief, the afterlife is centered on accountability and divine judgment by Allah. Muslims believe that after death, each person is judged according to their faith and actions. The righteous are granted entry into Paradise (Jannah), a place of peace, mercy, and eternal reward, while those who reject faith or commit grave wrongdoing may face Hell (Jahannam), a place of punishment. Ultimately, Allah is considered both perfectly just and infinitely merciful, and each soul’s final destiny rests in His judgment.” - ChatGPT on muslim afterlife

In other words, these people do not back down. Like the Japanese soldiers and civilians of WWII.

And making fun of their God is even worse.

Everyday, some Five times a day:

“Muslim prayer (Salah) consists of specific physical movements and recitations performed five times daily, requiring purity, facing the Qibla (Mecca), and sincere intention. Key steps include raising hands to start, reciting Al-Fatihah, bowing (ruku), prostrating (sujud), and sitting to recite final prayers (tashahhud) in units called rak'ahs.” ChatGPT on muslim prayer

WE SOMETIMES GO ONCE A WEEK, SOMETIMES ONCE A YEAR, MANY NONE AT ALL TO CHURCH.

MANY OF US BELIEVE WEALTH AND POWER IS OUR RELIGION. ESPECIALLY THOSE IN OFFICE AND BUSINESS .

WE WILL NEVER WIN THIS WAR AGAINST SUCH STRONG BELIEFS, EXCEPT AGAIN, BY NUCLEAR WAR.

And that is something some believe is written in the book of Revelation.

“Revelation is not just about destruction—it’s about justice, renewal, and hope. Evil is temporary, and ultimately, good prevails.” ChatGPT

That actually sounds like something to believe in! And leaders like Trump, Netanyahu, Putin, Ayatollah, and Kim might very well be leading the pack of Temporary evil…

JOHN (NJ-VT)

Margaret's avatar

PLEASE STOP! WHY CREATE MORE DOUBT. This article is a waste of time! The American people are being screwed by the biggest idiot ever to get himself elected. We have people like you writing all this background like it has any relevance to what trump is risking for America and the world. This is serious and it would better serve our country if you stuck to the point. This man is unfit for office and has to be removed. How about putting that in your next post.

Sharon Miller's avatar

Dear Margaret, Are you a bot? Pls don’t waste ur valuable time reading satire. Humor helps us stay sane during these horrible times.

Margaret's avatar
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Are you serious? Humor, humor, you got a strange sense of humor to consider this funny , oh excuse me I will use your more privileged word “satire”. If I was a bot I would not have a human concern Sharon. No I am nit a bot and shove your so-called satire. This is a national disgrace but sure just keep right on chuckling. How stupid.

Sharon Miller's avatar

Why read a political satire post AND complain re: satire. Pls just read Hubbel, Richardson view Sisson and Mockler. Bet you’re the life of a party…. As if.

John  (NJ-VT)'s avatar

Done. But are you speaking to Andy’s speculation, Heather’s speculation, AI’s assessment of the writing, or my speculation of the message?

TRUMP IS NOT FIT FOR OFFICE.

Elaine Young's avatar

wholeheartedly agree!

MICHAEL DARDIA's avatar

It is implied. Perhaps find a site that isn’t clearly satire.

Margaret's avatar

Thanks but I am not on substack for satire! And thanks for "mansplaining" satire is implied. Gee so much to learn -NOT!

Get Real. This is a chance to call out these fake Christians and corrupt slime. MTG said it correctly and that is as real as it gets in magaland. I have never agreed with anything MTG has ever said before.

Steve Benko's avatar

Andy, I have to confess it was me. After 34 years being treated as a laughingstock for "potatoe", I recently went back and repeated 3rd grade. -Dan Quayle

Annette's avatar

<well played>

Maria Mammoliti's avatar

Steven Cheung: that guy looks like he's ready to explode

Michael Diamond's avatar

Clearly written by Pecos Pete on a bender.

Peg R's avatar

I don't know who wrote it, but it wasn't him. The first time I saw it I was sure it was a parody/joke post from someone not in the admin.

Donna S Swarr's avatar

Isn't that the way it is? I have to check everything...

Laurie's avatar

Doesn't matter who wrote it - he owns it.

Christian Kreilkamp's avatar

Melania, with her perfect command of English

Mincedwords1's avatar

Your dammed strait he did'nt right it!