Trump’s Parade Called Off After Hegseth Accidentally Invites Houthi Rebels
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s long-wished-for military parade was abruptly canceled on Saturday after it emerged that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had inadvertently invited the Houthi rebels.
Though Hegseth defiantly told reporters, “I did not text parade plans,” a mass invite from his Signal account was s…