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Trump’s Parade Called Off After Hegseth Accidentally Invites Houthi Rebels

Trump’s Parade Called Off After Hegseth Accidentally Invites Houthi Rebels

Jun 14, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s long-wished-for military parade was abruptly canceled on Saturday after it emerged that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had inadvertently invited the Houthi rebels.

Though Hegseth defiantly told reporters, “I did not text parade plans,” a mass invite from his Signal account was s…

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