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Andy Borowitz's avatar

In other news: BAD BUNNY FOR PRESIDENT

Jean Jacoby's avatar

Class act all the way. This is a real American success story. The MAGAs should embrace Bad Bunny as a great example of someone who came from modest origins, and through hard work and determination (and great talent) has made a tremendous success of his life.

Robyn Boyer's avatar

You may be forgetting that MAGA is all about grievance and resentment. They wallow in it, just like Trump. He has given them permission to do bad things because they hurt inside, children without discipline, whiners without remorse.

Jean Jacoby's avatar

Sigh, so true. That's the lie at the heart of this MAGA universe. If they wanted to make America great (we have never actually been there yet), they would celebrate people like Bad Bunny.

Annette's avatar

<appreciative applause>

Kathleen Novak's avatar

Robyn it’s not discipline he lacked but parental love. His parents were not capable of nurturing him the way he should have been. The way ALL children should be loved. Discipline comes from that kind of love as parents seek to understand and respond in ways that nurture their children’s physical, emotional, and mental health needs. Discipline is teaching a child but the basis for the limit setting and boundaries etc has its roots and flourishes through the undeniable power of love.

I suspect his children didn’t receive much of that either as sadly they seem to be following in his footsteps.

So incredibly sad. For us all!

Elaine Young's avatar

I wish people would stop making excuses for Trump's behavior - put the blame where it squarely belongs - WITH HIM! I don't care what his upbringing was - he is an adult and is responsible for what he does.

Marmo's avatar

Yes, Elaine Young. Many people have a difficult childhood, but few of those people go on to spread hate and destruction. Some go the opposite way and try to be better.

Dump's brothers had the same childhood that he had and both of them were decent, caring human beings (both deceased, yet the evil one lives on and on - go figure). Dump is the only one responsible for his immorality and inhumanity.

Penny Pawl's avatar

I also believe he has always been this way and was a very hard child to love. His mother made some remarks about him being difficult.

jon Hodson's avatar

Adult and trump are oxymorons.

John Townsend's avatar

Matter and anti-matter!

Kim D's avatar

Psychopaths like Trump are born, not made.

Jeff Bell's avatar

Probably some of both. Nature and nurture in a perfect storm.

NEAL O'CONNOR's avatar

Yeah, but he's only as good as his nannies let him be. The first one to give little Donald leeway after a tantrum screwed us all! He is an ignorant, cruel little bastard!

Enid's avatar

I think folks are just trying to figure out how he became so despicable, egotistical, mean, etc (the list could go on and on). However, though his background does not exonerate

him for his behavior - apparently, he never experienced consequences, and has an inability

to accept

Robyn Boyer's avatar

Speak on it! True, true, true.

Kathleen Novak's avatar

No excuses here, Elaine. Just trying to educate a little as a mental health professional. Let’s not do what the other side does and not respect facts please.

Jay's avatar

So true Ms.Young ....

Susan Fernbach's avatar

Exactly, Kathleen. We are seeng the end result of attachment disorder. His mother was away from the family for a year (health issues) starting when he was 2 1/2. That’s prime time for learning limits.

Kathleen Novak's avatar

Yes Susan. Exactly! Children are wired from birth to bond with another loving human being. He obviously didn’t receive that. His mom may have had a perinatal mood disorder that was untreated. I’ll have to go back and read Mary’s book again.

Jeff Bell's avatar

Lot's of children experience adverse parenting, or even a lack of parenting and do not grow up to be psychopaths like Trump.

So, there must be some other factor involved. There must be a potential for psychopathy inherent before parenting is even a factor.

Lisa Wolfe's avatar

Yes, and there's also epigenetics at work. He undoubtably was born with a genetic predisposition for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, as well as Sociopathy. The way he was treated as a young child would flip on the gene expression of all this.

Jeff Bell's avatar

You make a lot of sense.

jon Hodson's avatar

The dear leader is only capable of hate, revenge and most forms of negative emotion. A grown "man" in the image of a squalling 2 year old.

Barbara G Bornstein's avatar

And yet, the country elected him to be their President. Go figure!

Cindy La Ferle's avatar

Bingo. They deeply resent others who've had the discipline to get busy and work hard (and/or achieve higher education) to earn success.

Carol's avatar

This right there ! Cindy, you've captured it exactly. They blame others for their lack of achievement.

Annette's avatar
5hEdited

but I'm sure tRump's ilk think those who work hard and succeed are suckers too because they have to work hard . . . a concept that escapes people who come from money and privilege.

Annette's avatar

Yes, and that people that don't look like them are the enemy, the same people who steal what should belong to the sheepeople. The bloated yam has divided this country in ways I never thought possible, and its going to take a gifted peacemaker to even start to mend the rift.

Jeff Bell's avatar

For those may have missed it, here is a link to the Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6FuWd4wNd8

Awesome !!!

Annette's avatar

so unlike the "leader" of the free world

DebbieM (OH)'s avatar

I was going to say please don't start that Bad Bunny for President chant. We need someone who understands politics, government, negotiating, the importance of our long-time allies, diplomacy, etc., etc., etc.. HOWEVER, Zelenskyy was a comedian and he's doing a remarkable job in Ukraine, so maybe Bad Bunny isn't such a bad idea.

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Both Bad Bunny and Zelenskyy are more fluent in English than Trump.

Annette's avatar

and both are more fluent in love and empathy than the Commander in Cheat

Liy Egan's avatar

My cat is far more fluent in love and empathy than Commander in Chief.

Jeff Bell's avatar

Most cats are. For that matter, most animals are.

glenn faass's avatar

Surely you mean "very bigly fluenter".

DebbieM (OH)'s avatar

Oh so true. And sad.

Priscilla Patterson's avatar

It's a very low bar.

Carol's avatar

Anyone, literally anyone else.

Fran Gibson's avatar

That was a cranking good concert!!

ROSEMARY SCHLICK's avatar

I finally watched a half-time show, and it was so awesome, so brilliant. I was so proud for a few magic moments. Bad Bunny and the good guys won this one.

Jocelyn B's avatar

I must try to find it on YouTube or something.

Tricia Wilson's avatar

I lucked out with timing and tuned in just in time. GOOD BUNNY! WOW. What a jet-fueled performance. (Those dancers are high octane!!! Omg.) It was like a trip to PR and more. Emmy-worthy staging, etc. the cane fields, the nail salon, the domino players, the bodega, a wedding! And more than I can pull up. I am not current pop music savvy. Didn’t need to be. (Monolingual, too, regretfully). Not into football, but kudos to the NFL. Trump’s reaction boringly predictable.

Trump is beneath our contempt. The Obamas, beautiful Americans, the best of us.

Johanna Smith's avatar

I just watched it too! Extraordinary! I didn't understand what he was saying, but the celebration of much of Americans culture was unmistakable! And it IS American culture!

I live in New Mexico. We moved here from Ohio. We realized that going from state to state in the US is like going from country to country in Europe. We have our state cultures and each is unique due to the flavors of our immigrant populations. Our food, our dress, our energy changed when we moved here. For us, it was for the better!

Annette's avatar

class act - you didn't need to understand the words, to understand the scenes - community, big dreams as a child, marriage, joy . . .

just like tRump's posting of the Obamas - hate, racism, elitism, immaturity, fragile ego . . .

Marjorie's avatar

I thoroughly enjoyed the Bad Bunny halftime show. It was a joyous event.

Jocelyn B's avatar

I just read, over on "God's" Substack, that some low IQ person thought that Elmo - you know, that PUPPET - should be deported after saying that Bad Bunny should be called Good Bunny ... sigh .....

Annette's avatar

and that is why, tRump's sheepeople will stay where they are, never advancing or learning or contributing

Helena Handbasket's avatar

Hate to sound like a grumpy old lady, but all that young-girls-shaking their-booties-in-your-face stuff looked like something Jeffrey Epstein would arrange for guests on his Island.

Katherine James's avatar

Phenomenal half time show! Thank you, Bad Bunny for really honoring what The U.S. is all about!

Laura Allen-Simpson's avatar

Actually, I just met a candidate who is running for Congress here in Illinois who I thought could be very effective in office: Phil Andrew. He's a former FBI hostage negotiator (useful for reaching across the aisle, as they say) and lawyer who veered into that career after having survived being shot by Laurie Dann after getting her to release his parents (he was in h.s. at the time, I think). In case I'm not supposed to promote a candidate on here, I won't say more except that if you're in the 9th Congressional District in Illinois, you should check him out! Can I post a website? If so, lmk, and I'll do that separately. If not, just Google him. Phil Andrew. Of course, Bad Bunny is another viable option. . . .

Mary Ann Y's avatar

YES! I would get behind this!

Louise's avatar

How about Michelle Obama FOR PRESIDENT!!

Jeff Bell's avatar

For those may have missed it, here is a link to the Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6FuWd4wNd8

Awesome !!!

Pam Johnson's avatar

And Brandi Carlyle for Veep!

Suzi Harkey's avatar

It’s absolutely disgusting, disgraceful. My dearest young friend, a black man, was so impacted this week, that he had to close himself off in his office to regain his composure. Not because of the meme, as you said, Trump has been racist for years, but because “no one is doing anything to stop him”. My heart just breaks for him, over this entire dismantling of our country’s ethics, values, and decency.

Amy Alexander's avatar

That's what I don't understand. The lack of decency as a country to stop him. It's heartbreaking.

Roger Fradenburgh's avatar

It’s also infuriating. I want to throw things every time some GOP flunky insists this isn’t who we are. It’s EXACTLY who we are. Too many of us just don’t have the guts to admit it. I still haven’t quite figured out what I’m going to say to an interracial couple a few doors away the next time I see them. Maybe just “I’m sorry”.

Wis's avatar

Or “thank you for finding and choosing love”. This also goes to same sex couples.

To have to be BRAVE to love another is disgusting.

In Philly, as a high school senior, I dated a young black freshman from Princeton, TJ. We went to my senior prom together. I remember going with him to see a midnight showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show on South Street - it was fantastic, until we were walking back to the car and the hateful comments spewed at us on the street really upset me.

TJ was used to whites being aggressively stupid and racist and said to ignore them. He was a big guy and I felt safe with him, but wow, I gained so much respect for him that night.

This was in the late ‘80s in a liberal city. Were that to happen now, I wonder if they’d have physically attacked us.

Roger Fradenburgh's avatar

Great story - thanks for sharing. I recently retired from a small (30-ish) company. Adding in spouses and SOs, we had three same-sex married couples in our midst. The most amazing thing about them? They were entirely ordinary, just like the rest of us. I was so lucky to work with people who considered that fact nothing more than a footnote. A wife or husband's name to be remembered so we could greet them properly at company meetings.

Wis's avatar

That’s when love is working in a group of people: who or how doesn’t matter a whit, love is love and people are people. Individuals are appreciated just as they are, not judged because of whom they love.

Jay's avatar

"At long last have you no decency Mr. McCarthy "......

Chris Duncan's avatar

It’s the rescumlican way. They wallow in it.

Wonders Why's avatar

This is what Heather Cox Richardson said in her Feb. 8 Letter: McCarthy’s supporters in the 1950s claimed that his lies were necessary for keeping Republicans in power: the ends justified the means. Neither journalists nor politicians could figure out how to counter McCarthy’s tactics. It was the American people who finally destroyed his career, turning against him when they realized he was hurting decent people and lying to them to gain power.

Suddenly reporters ignored him, the Senate “condemned” him, and he died only two and a half years later, likely from complications relating to alcoholism. I find this heartening.

Suzi Harkey's avatar

So true! I remember how horribly caustic that period was and have often compared it to today.

Al Keim's avatar

America Firsters › John Birchers › Tea Party › MAGA and the beat down goes on.

Wonders Why's avatar

Have you read Rachel Maddow’s 2023 book Prequel? The blue penoir in court, the judge having a heart attack and the whole case being dropped? This current state of affairs has taught me some interesting history…

Wis's avatar
4hEdited

I read that last night, too. Heather ties history’s lessons so well into her analyses - this country really needs reminding. There are many scary parallels between then and now, but America is even less educated and more reactionary than those days. Decency is not a concern anymore, either. Look what we elected!!

Annette's avatar

that was a great post by Heather Cox Richardson . . . and it was encouraging that there are ways out of this nightmare

Mary Gilbert's avatar

Machiavelli would be proud. 🥲

Brenda Reiss's avatar

There is nothing new. History repeats with slight changes as society changes. But only slightly

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Actually "doing something" would take both courage and sacrifice.

Susie's avatar

Yes, people looking the other way and doing nothing to help a suffering person is commonplace and immoral.

The worst pain for the victim is not the cruelty, but the silence of those who watch and do nothing.— Elie Wiesel

Micah Leigh's avatar

Please tell him that millions of us are doing whatever we can to stop him. All of the Democrats in office are speaking out against him, communities and organizations are bringing lawsuits against him...and winning!...People are in the streets everywhere, everyday. Democrats are winning elections by huge margins. The pushback is continually growing. It's the GOP cowards that could stop this today, but won't. Short of storming the capital with guns a-blazing, which would be a really bad idea, we are doing all we can to stop him until we can get back in the majority or the republican traitors wake up to the fact they are about to lose their re-elections.

Sending love to your friend and all of us!

Kat's avatar

Thank you Micah.

kathy dawdy's avatar

It’s just like Mitch McConnell. The only thing congressional republicans work on is their next election.

Annette's avatar

the original "what's in it for me" group (with very few exceptions)

Paolo's avatar

And fattening their wallets.

TOM's avatar

The Obama's should do what Trump would if tables were reversed-sue him for defamation. Trump once sued Bill Maher over a joke (which Trump's comments were not) in which Maher asked Trump for his birth certificate to prove his father was not an orangutan. Do it in NY courts as E. Jean Carroll did.

Annette's avatar

I hope your friend knows that more of us detest and object to this disgusting behavior, than those who cheer it from their MAGA world.

Rachel Ann Sipchen's avatar

What a REAL President and First Lady look like! No scandal, just truth and beauty personified!

Paula's avatar

And good, hard, work.

Elizabeth's avatar

Obama and Michelle are 2 of my favorite people in America today! 🙏👏🏻👍

Annette's avatar

I have thought, so many times, if the 8 years in the White House hadn't been so stressful and even tramatic, Michelle Obama would run for president.

Susan Moss's avatar

One of the things that narcissists never do is apologize, because after all they are never wrong. Another thing they never do is have anything resembling an authentic human emotion. Someday there will be a psychological textbook devoted to Trump and his mess of a cabinet.

Robert S Hunter's avatar

They never learn from their mistakes either. How could they, they never make mistakes.

Edwina Cormier's avatar

I agrée 100%. I was married to a narcissist

Brenda Reiss's avatar

And I had two narcissists as sons- in -law. These people only are"happy" when they can hurt someone else.

Edwina Cormier's avatar

It must have been very difficult for you to see how your daughters were

Treated. My mother suffered as

Much as I did, but never interfered until I was ill and she came to get and take me to her home where she took care of

me.

Pam Birkenfeld's avatar

As did I. Very charming until they decided he did something they didn’t like. Then it was all out war.

Sharon P's avatar

I have a narcissist for a sister is there no medication or cure?(whole milk?) This IS a mental illness right? I avoid her but avoiding 47 is impossible

Susan Moss's avatar

No cure, sorry. It’s a personality disorder. You can’t treat a person who thinks everyone else is the problem.

Michael Bowe's avatar

That's not necessarily narcissism. That's psychopathy. I'm a narcissist. I see it as a character defect that I do daily battle with. I don't take pleasure in hurting people.

Annette's avatar

such a sad way to live your life

J Cheng's avatar

me too! Divorced him, and 25 years he located me and said he still couldn't understand why I left him.

Edwina Cormier's avatar

I divorced mine after 25 years and married a Frenchman, who was

Wonderful and with whom I was married for 26 years until his death.

One Time wh en the 2 of us returned to visit my mother, I went to see my ex and during the discussion , he said "I still don't understand why you Left me!".

Susan Moss's avatar

And this explains Trump’s inability to admit he lost in 2020!

Al Keim's avatar

At least it wasn't 200-300-500-as much as 800%!

Susan Moss's avatar

Sorry for that there are a lot of them around

J Cheng's avatar

Title: The Cesspool of Republican Assholes in Politics (CRAP for short)

Golden Rule's avatar

I want ti make a bumper sticker of that CRAP sentiment.

Mark DiFeliciantonio's avatar

No one would read it. Or ever read anything about Lumpy ever again.

Harvey Perry's avatar

Has anyone EVER seen him laugh?

Paolo's avatar

Trump smirks. His lips may move but his eyes remain dead.

Annette's avatar

if he's even cracked a smile, I'm sure it was because he complimented himself or was making fun of someone else

Frances López's avatar

Not a genuine laugh.

Annette's avatar

like the laugh we'll all have when he leaves the White House (preferably in a body bag)

Al Keim's avatar

Gang of Sycophants

LAJ's avatar
7hEdited

Thank you, Andy.

The problem is that those of us who read these posts and other fact based reports, are not the ones who need to see this.

These facts should be published more broadly online as well as in major newspapers. ‘Fox News?’

Perhaps Mike Johnson and his pals need to be reminded who Trump truly is.

There has been more than enough reported to remove him from Office.

Every day that goes by, he does more damage at home and abroad.

T L Mills's avatar

Worry not--little Holy Mike knows exactly who and what Trump is--that's why Mikey is so far up Trump's capacious butt. Mikey likes it there.

Bill Alstrom (MA/Maine/MA)'s avatar

Yes, T L. We keep thinking that if we show "truths" and "facts" to the people who support 47, they will wake up and shift loyalty. But too many Democrats are so damn naive!

Trump voters LOVE to HATE "others" - anyone not like them. And Mikey the Trump Puppet is right there - perhaps the most cruel and immoral person to have ever led the House of Representatives. His Christianity is a transparent mask. He is a hater and a devil. His bigotry and complicity is leading to the suffering and deaths of millions of humans around the globe. Sounds real "Christian", eh?

T L Mills's avatar

Well, even worse...he is a committed Christian Nationalist (I have no idea why they include "Christian" in their label...it should be spelled kkkristian) a group that wishes to transform our democratic republic into a christofascist authoritarian theocracy...(not unlike Irag or Iran). They are an embarrassment, a black eye, to true followers of Jesus.

Bill Alstrom (MA/Maine/MA)'s avatar

So actually..."American Taliban"...

T L Mills's avatar

actually, yes.

Harvey Perry's avatar

Apparently, neither of them have ever read what Jesus said, as reported in the New Testament.

Annette's avatar

and his location is the explanation for why he "has not seen that/heard that/witnessed that"

Lorenzo's avatar

Did Charles Schumer have anything to say when Trump crossed a line no President should be allowed to cross? Where are the people who speak for us?

Charles Wagner's avatar

Schumer will write a strongly worded letter.

Jim Mole's avatar

He might frown, too.

Louise's avatar

Or gaze sternly over the tops of his glasses.

Annette's avatar

ohhhhh... I'm so scared!

Wis's avatar

🙄. Yeah. “Pretty please, don’t do that, mr. president!”

Luke's avatar

He needs to resign. And retire. And take the other septuagenarians and octogenarians with him.

Al Keim's avatar

An almost octogenarian is skating figure eights all over our vaunted exceptional nation of utes.

SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

And a lot of those "utes" voted for him, unfortunately.

LAJ's avatar

No, and he should be ashamed and replaced!

Annette's avatar

exactly!! We can rally and protest, but the people closest to the problem should be carrying banners and raising their voices and holding him accountable.

LAJ's avatar

Everyone must really get out to vote in the midterms so that we can get rid of some of these criminals.

My concern is that they will do a lot more damage between now and November. What can we do to stop it? The Republicans don’t seem to see the danger they are creating or they just don’t care.

At this point, our country is already a disgrace having deserted many of the world‘s needy, resulting in millions of deaths.

… and they call themselves Christians???

Marmo's avatar

All true, LAJ. But the scary part is that Mike Johnson and his cronies do not care. They have power - they want to keep power - they don't care how that happens. The MAGAs will call it "fake news" because it doesn't support their lies, and they'll use it as more proof that they are right and the whole rest of the world is wrong.

LAJ's avatar

You have it right, he is hated by the rest of the world. In Italy, they’re protesting him at the Olympic Games.

Marmo's avatar

Bravo, Italia!

Lynne's avatar

t rump is so jealous of the Obamas. He has always been a racist and he showed to everyone many times - remember the birth certificate demands? He is a low life/

L B Rose's avatar
6hEdited

Yes. Agent Orange is furious that Obama is popular and even got a Nobel Peace Prize! And much bigger crowds at his inauguration. These things really eat away at his distorted view of the world. Even "Becoming" is a bigger hit than "Melania"... The Obamas are model citizens. The current Occupant is a crime boss accompanied by his moll.

Susan Fernbach's avatar

“Becoming” is Michelle’s documentary.

Annette's avatar

just knowing that they share affection publicly, without any invoices or payments exchanged

Amy Cain's avatar

Lynne, Was that ever inforced?

Lynne's avatar

Enforced? Who would have enforced it? No, but Obama did request his birth certificate from Hawaii which had a different format and t rump made a big fuss. Remember that Obama made fun of t rump at the Correspondence Dinner and hurt his thin skin.

Lynne's avatar

Did I write that t rump requested? He is never polite. He DEMANDED!

Nancy Barrett's avatar

I am currently traveling in Morocco. Yesterday I met a young man from France. We were talking about his job and the research he used to do with USAID. When I said that we were all waiting for this “aberration” to end, he looked at me sadly and said, “aberration? Maybe not. It’s happened twice. And in France we remember George Bush. He ruined Iraq. So, maybe Obama was the aberration”. What if he’s right? Heartbreaking thought.

Bill Nutt's avatar

I think about that a lot, Nancy. Even after DJT is gone (in one fashion or another) and even if we elect a decent person who will attempt to repair the damage of the past 13 months, I don't blame any other country for not trusting us. A country that can re-elect Trump is likely to do anything,

Harvey Perry's avatar

It will take at least a generation to recover what had been lost. Perhaps much longer.

Annette's avatar

it was mentioned in tRump 1.0 that he thrived in chaos, akin to throwing firecrackers in theaters and then standing in the lobby, watching the madness . . . tRump 2.0 is worse because there are NO guardrails on his actions . . . he thinks this country is HIS business and he's running it, and ruining it, in grand fashion. It will take a long time to undo his damage, but I would happily help because it will be a labor of love.

Jim Gulick's avatar

In my opinion, there has been one great Republican president— Abraham Lincoln — and one near great — Teddy Roosevelt. Garfield held promise but was assassinated so early Eisenhower and Grant at least were genuine war heroes, but only middling Presidents. The rest were pretty bad. Trump is the worst by far.

Luke's avatar
6hEdited

It’s not a linear progression. After LBJ got the civil and voting rights acts passed (he negotiated with racist Rayburn), Nixon created the Southern Strategy and flipped the South from being practically 100% democratic to republican. Saint Ronald started his campaign in Philadelphia, Mississippi (where three voting rights activists were murdered) - it was a signal to the Southerners that he understood what he had to do. Continue to oppress Black Americans. It’s an insult to Lincoln to associate him with the Southern Strategy party.

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

President Obama is everything Trump would secretly like to be - intellectual, ethical, articulate ( with an extensive vocabulary and a great sense of humor! ) empathetic and a loving husband and father . Trump’s racism is appalling but what’s sadly more appalling is the tepid response of the Republican Party and our mainstream media ! Thanks for this thoughtful reminder Andy ! 💕

Sally Joy Rubin's avatar

And President Obama was and continues to be a reader!!!

Stephen Brady's avatar

Remove his sorry ass from the White House and ensconce him as the only prisoner in his revived Alcatraz.

Sally Joy Rubin's avatar

We don’t want him on Alcatraz.

Stephen Brady's avatar

All right. Maybe The South Pole - down about 600 feet below the ice?

Sandi's avatar

OMG, can you imagine the sci-fi/horror movie where somebody is doing scientific research and brings up a core sample containing Trump DNA?

Stephen Brady's avatar

It wouldn't be too far off a second sequel to "The Blob'...

Sandi's avatar

🤣 The theater where everyone's running out in a panic could have "Melania" on the marquee!

J Cheng's avatar

The Thing 4547. Scarrier than Covid!

Susan Fernbach's avatar

Sandi — as Substack says, Start writing. 😉

Jan's avatar

But we don’t want to contaminate the South Pole. There is no place on earth that needs to be polluted by his stinking carcass.

Stephen Brady's avatar

I suppose we could load tRump, Bezos, and Musk into one of the Bezoid's penis rockets and launch them into the Sun?

djw's avatar

Oops . . . Sure Stephen meant "Alligator Alcatraz"? That's better than he deserves.

Gwendolyn McEwen's avatar

A one-way trip into outer space is the only answer, with no Depends, no ketchup, no hair dye, no orange makeup, no red ties, nothing.

Andrew J's avatar

Andy I pray the Orange Clown will get what he deserves. Never shock over his behavior just more of the same.

JBR's avatar

Not a clown. A vicious vile person with a lot of power using it to kill a lot of innocent children and others. Right,

Jim Mole's avatar

I expect it won't be long before the Devil calls him home. I just hope it's not too late.

djw's avatar

Yes, but I want him to live long enough to see his "empire" crumble and his name being taken off everything except maybe a sewage system in Somalia.

Suzie Boy's avatar

From you keyboard to the devil’s ears!!

Lawrence Gottlieb's avatar

Hey everybody, last night Bad Bunny (and most of the conscious world) showed drumf that

God is Love and Maga is Hate; simple as that. If there is still such a thing as justice in this

old world, and I realize, fuck, mebbe there ain't, but if there is a chance for it, goddammit,

dump and his Maga minions are in deep, deep shit.

Ok Karma, now do your stuff

Al Keim's avatar

Eso fue espectáculo hermoso.

Jim Gulick's avatar

So completely true. Lest we forget. Thanks, Andy.

Sally's avatar

Thank you for that image. Those smiles say it all.

Jim Mole's avatar

I look back fondly on those halcyon years.

John  (NJ-VT)'s avatar

ChatGPT being asked to give Mr. Presidents Eulogy…

Donald John Trump is dead. The noise has stopped; the damage has not.

He leaves behind no doctrine, no achievement that survives scrutiny—only a method: lie first, attack always, deny everything. He proved that ego, amplified by media and grievance, can overpower competence, decency, and truth.

He did not lead a nation; he stress-tested it for personal gain. Laws became obstacles. Facts became enemies. Loyalty replaced ethics. Power was not exercised—it was hoarded, wielded, and discarded when inconvenient.

Trump’s legacy is not what he built, but what he made acceptable: cruelty as authenticity, ignorance as defiance, corruption as victimhood. He taught millions that losing is fraud, that violence is negotiation, and that democracy is only legitimate when it serves one man.

He will be remembered as a symptom more than a cause—proof that a republic can be hollowed out from within by someone who never believed in it to begin with.

History will close the book without mourning.

And America will spend years cleaning up what followed him.

ChatGPT

And this is only the first year of this convicted felon, rapist of a 14 year old through the Epstein Fantasy Island, and conviction of rape of a well know columnist, even though she was not his type. His preference being a blonde wig on a child.

But hey, the market is up and those with money have great healthcare and education.

Those without are in hiding.

And some from white poverty will still say “God Save the King”

Sorry Andy. Can’t think of anything funny this morning.

John

Sally Joy Rubin's avatar

That sounded so CHAT. I believe it. Thanks for sharing that, John.

John  (NJ-VT)'s avatar

Thanks. The first version was a lot more PC, but even that didn’t read favorably towards him. I then asked for a more “brutal” version. I just hope the ChatGPT software developers are in hiding.

Carol's avatar

The King of Venal and Emperor Sewage has been polluting this country for decades. Perhaps he could be convinced to swallow ivermectin and wash it down with Clorox.

Ellen Harris's avatar

Maybe he already does

Carol's avatar

One can only hope...

Amy Cain's avatar

Carol, and how ‘bout the strongest toxins????!!!?!!!!!

ISOequanimity's avatar

Where are the arrest warrants for misprision of felony and treason? RI, VA, IL, VT, CA, and DE, we’re looking at you. When I was a middle school guidance counselor, we addressed bullying by going after the underlings instead of the kingpin. The bottom line is that we’ve all heard that blue leadership is working behind the scenes but, imho, it’s time to broadcast their intentions and act upon them, while we still can. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trumps-attacks-on-prosecutors-echo-long-history-of-racist-language