I hear Disneyland is replacing It’s a Small World with The TSA-ICE Experience: four hours of boredom followed by three minutes of Psycho-level terror (Will YOU be the one shot in the face today?)
“It’s a trump world, after all … It’s a trump, trump world!”
You should see the National Guard in Washington. Thousands milling about in public places, mostly in groups of about 3-4 guys in circle-jerk formation looking at their cellphones, playing with themselves, or both, I dunno. Useful and helpful as tits on a wild boar hog.
ICE is assuming the same place in America as police used to in communist Poland, the butt of endless jokes: Q: Why do police in Poland always travel in 3s? A: One can read, one can write, the other to oversee actions of the two suspected intellectuals...
So, Trumps fully armed, bullet proof vested, well paid and bonused militia are now intermingling with unarmed, unpaid, Transportation Safety Agents and US travelers?
Iranian terrorists, dressed as ICE Agents, will make flying unsafe for all of us. Whose stupid idea was it to allow ICE inside airports? They should be standing outside in the rain & snow holding signs that say "BE CAREFUL BEWARE OF ICE"
Oh, I don’t think that reason is getting in the way of decisions! I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, in the past I think I might have thought this deployment was a good use of resources, maybe. Now I don’t want to humanize ICE just because they help a kid with his suitcase. Also were they still authorized to haul someone off if they decided they looked “really” bad?
I’m betting TSA agents are thrilled to have paid armed agents be “trained” to stand around and watch unpaid government employees work their asses off. And the orange fungus instructed republicans not to make a deal unless the repressive Save Act is passed. And they say Yes sir may I have another?
I’ve heard the ICE agents have done an amazing job of securing Pizza Hut and Dunkin
One wonders, are the newbies with the $50,000 bonuses paying for the crullers of the 20-year ICE veterans?
They didn't get the 50K checks (yet)
Works for me, Sharon. Not sure how it works for their comrades though
Pack a lunch, bro
Andy…I also always enjoy this, extra little morsel of goodness 😂😂❣️
😂😂
So do the ICE agents have to take off their boots, flak jackets, and belts to pass into the airport? No guns, no ammo, no tasers?
Yes, because they can’t get TSA Pre-Check. They fail the background checks.
But then they wouldn’t be ICE agents!❤️
Entry permitted when down to jock strap.
And insure that the wadding tucked in there to obfuscate their tiny package
does not contain contraband.
Not even MASKS!? So we will know them by their…??? I can’t imagine…
Love it!
I’m excited to learn TSA personnel
Doing air safety stuff that seems sound.
I had come to believe that the TSA means, aptly:
Thousands Standing Around.
Or is it "Terrorists Standing Around"?
🎶Hey, Paula, I’ve been waiting for you…”
Glen if only your name was Paul ;-}
I hear Disneyland is replacing It’s a Small World with The TSA-ICE Experience: four hours of boredom followed by three minutes of Psycho-level terror (Will YOU be the one shot in the face today?)
“It’s a trump world, after all … It’s a trump, trump world!”
Goodness knows that it stings,
Planes are Greyhounds with wings,
Adding ICE-men continues to spoil it.
There’s already the blight
On a six-hour flight
When you’re felled by the smell of the toilet.
HaHaHa
I'll stay home P U
Oh, that hurts.
<snort laugh, caffeine spew and lingering giggles> thanks, Clym!
You should see the National Guard in Washington. Thousands milling about in public places, mostly in groups of about 3-4 guys in circle-jerk formation looking at their cellphones, playing with themselves, or both, I dunno. Useful and helpful as tits on a wild boar hog.
ICTT,
I guess we’d better get another chit for $200M to The Military. That’s specific enough.
Alas, the ask is $200B. That'll buy a lot of lobster and fine office chairs for Hegseth's ass.
ICE stands for
Innocent
Civilian
Eliminators
Pigeoning.
I love you, Andy! Always finding a funny side to the otherwise dark landscape we are facing these days. Thank you! 😂❤️
Laughter is the best medicine for our dystopian times and Andy Borowitz is a national treasure ! 😂❤️
Amen and Hallelujah!
ICE is assuming the same place in America as police used to in communist Poland, the butt of endless jokes: Q: Why do police in Poland always travel in 3s? A: One can read, one can write, the other to oversee actions of the two suspected intellectuals...
Thanks for the much needed laugh, ICTT.
I think I've finally found respite from some of the darkness. Just google for videos of babies laughing. Stops the tears every time.
coco the little dog too
omgosh... I just spent 10 minutes watching laughing babies and toddlers saying cute things and it does work! I had tears, but from laughing. :)
yes!
And kitties
So, Trumps fully armed, bullet proof vested, well paid and bonused militia are now intermingling with unarmed, unpaid, Transportation Safety Agents and US travelers?
What could go wrong?
ICE-HOLES
Good one!
<appreciative applause>
🤣🤣🤣😹
That's above their pay grade. Reading requires hazardous pay.
Now that these guys are unmasked in airports, high time for facial recognition to be practiced on them! Who are these guys anyway?
My thoughts exactly!
jan 6 monsters
and Dean Cain, former Superman
excellent idea!
Iranian terrorists, dressed as ICE Agents, will make flying unsafe for all of us. Whose stupid idea was it to allow ICE inside airports? They should be standing outside in the rain & snow holding signs that say "BE CAREFUL BEWARE OF ICE"
Oh, I don’t think that reason is getting in the way of decisions! I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, in the past I think I might have thought this deployment was a good use of resources, maybe. Now I don’t want to humanize ICE just because they help a kid with his suitcase. Also were they still authorized to haul someone off if they decided they looked “really” bad?
On Monday people waited five hours in line not to get shot in the face … and were elated. Now THAT is American exceptionalism!
LOL
There is only one way out…
MARCH AND SPLIT OFF.
THIRTEEN STATES SAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
1776, 1991, 2027
If the people of the former Soviet Union can do it, we the sure hell can do so also.
2027 after the stolen mid terms - no turning back.
What a new great nation.
Peace
JOHN (NJ-VT)
1991❓
I edited it. 13 regions broke away. Ukraine is still trying to make it fourteen. Thanks for reading!
I edited it.
The three R’s are not required for ICE, you captured it perfectly
i was chuckling along until i reached your final sentence, when i had to switch to spilling my coffee!
Yes, just when you think it’s safe!
Thanks for the belly laugh about something so infuriating!
I’m betting TSA agents are thrilled to have paid armed agents be “trained” to stand around and watch unpaid government employees work their asses off. And the orange fungus instructed republicans not to make a deal unless the repressive Save Act is passed. And they say Yes sir may I have another?