I see Trump as popping off in one way or another and the following years as a Democratic Congress sparring with President Vance until the final showdown of the 2028 elections.
Ah Andy ! If only Mitch had “been unconscious for the entire four decades of his congressional career” You never spoke truer or funnier words ! 😂He really is the architect of the mess we find ourselves in ! However I’m happy you’re conscious and brilliant to keep us all laughing and sane ! 😂❤️
Indeed, don't want to get ahead of things. Nevertheless, thoughts have crossed my mind regarding the composition of the funeral pyre when the time comes. I'm thinking coal, tobacco leaves, and road apples, with bourbon as lighter fluid.
In a desperate attempt to raise his approval rating before the midterms, President Trump has announced he will sleep through all future meetings instead of just dozing through parts of them.
One of his cohorts in the Republican Party said we need to afford him the space to get better in view of his long contributions as a politician. Why should he get any more space than anybody else who has worked their entire life?
And keep my free, solid gold health insurance that I’ve done everything in my power to deny to everyday people, especially those in the state I represent!
How they can keep his vegetative state under wraps amazes me!!!! ...OH WAIT...they've successfully done the same thing with the Epstein files!!!!!! Are there no whistleblowers????
I still don't understand why more victims haven't come forth and spoken!!! Of course...there have been a string of unusual deaths (and suicides?) associated with victims and perps. I'd be worried if I was Ghislaine Maxwell.
True, but I can’t help acknowledging Justice Ruth’s role in the failure to protect the valuable seat. There should be term limits for all Branches. You can’t let an 80-year old anybody make that decision, period. No one’s contribution is worth the risk.
As Heather Cox Richardson pointed out in her interview by Andy Borowitz, the founding fathers gave Supreme Court justices lifetime tenure when travel was by horseback or horse and buggy, and life expectancies were shorter. I think we’re should tell these originalists they can keep their lifetime appointments only if they agree to travel to and from their homes and the court by horseback or horse and buggy!
If a cremation service, they could scatter the ashes in the reflecting pool. I think the algae would die and the pool might reflect some light on all sorts of issues.
For the life of me, why hasn't the Governor physically visited Old Tuttle Turtle-Turd? Get ON with it! And I REALLY hate paying his hospital tab while he and his party did everything to denie Healthcare to the entire country! 🤬
What is going on with the disappearing GOP? It's not just McConnell. Tom Kean Jr. disappeared for a while. Santos disappeared for an unfortunately short time. Sec Duffy is on the road in a trailer somewhere. I'm not saying this is a bad thing. Quite the opposite.
He is very much responsible for everything our country is going through right now. He gave us our current SCOTUS, which has empowered 47 and ensured the implementation of project 2025. I hope he’s just conscious enough to know how history will remember him, but not conscious enough to do more damage.
Keep cool in your political hotbed up there, C. Maine may be ready to move on! Collins as well as inhuman & unhuman Ice must go! Snowmen & snowwomen & snowpersons can probalby stay, right? We need to treat stately Maine well lest you elope with earthy Canada!
lol. I really hope Collins loses this time. It’s time for her to go. We are close enough to Canada to call ourselves Canadians! I’m heading north next week.
If only Mitch had been unconscious during Trump’s impeachment.
If only we could render Trump unconscious.
he already IS he just doesn't know it...
His being incontinent isn’t good enough.
I asked google for tRump’s current location. It responded, “in continent.”
I wonder if Trump knows that.
his handlers must (good comment too, Dan!)
I tried not to laugh at that, but couldn’t hold it in.
HAHAHAHA
We don’t even want him in our continent.
Cheatolini being incomprehensible is evidence of multidimensional chess.
Would Vance be any better though?
No, but his popularity is nonexistent. There’s no one who really likes him because he is so socially awkward.
Vance is sofa king weird.
He’s been endorsed by the furniture industry.
Upholsterers Unite!
but not by the donut coalition
Absolutely not. My same concern with The Russkie backups.
Absolutely NOT!
I see Trump as popping off in one way or another and the following years as a Democratic Congress sparring with President Vance until the final showdown of the 2028 elections.
Don't think so - that means a No. 2 becomes a No. 1 (just more of the same 5hit!)
Ah Andy ! If only Mitch had “been unconscious for the entire four decades of his congressional career” You never spoke truer or funnier words ! 😂He really is the architect of the mess we find ourselves in ! However I’m happy you’re conscious and brilliant to keep us all laughing and sane ! 😂❤️
👏👏👏👏👏
Ditto!
There's a special place in hell for the man who gave us Trump and the Extreme Court.
And Jesse is a national treasure!
love Pete, "the troll in the hole in the ass of the country"
If only he had been unconscious during the Supreme Court non hearing when Obama was president.
Ha. You must be high again.
As opposed to Mitch acting without a conscience during the impeachments!
you took the words right out of my mouth.
The Wicked Mitch is dead!
Ding dong. The Munchins are gleeful.
Don't ring the bell until the death certificate is published.
Indeed, don't want to get ahead of things. Nevertheless, thoughts have crossed my mind regarding the composition of the funeral pyre when the time comes. I'm thinking coal, tobacco leaves, and road apples, with bourbon as lighter fluid.
Nah, waste of too many great flavors. Still with coal & accelerants.
Use a NON-FOSSIL FUEL ACCELERANT??
Ole Mitch will be spinning in his...
Oh.
That is exactly what the Lolly Pop Kids would sing. Heh heh my little kiddies! 👺🎉
My bet is on August 4th …
Dang, if only we could have had a "2 for 1" funeral with Mitch the Turtle and Graham Cracker
Good one, Gracie!
We still need proof.
let's get that news out worldwide before August 3
In a desperate attempt to raise his approval rating before the midterms, President Trump has announced he will sleep through all future meetings instead of just dozing through parts of them.
Maybe have his mouth sewn up too.
I thought that was his modus operandi
Trump’s staff does wake him occasionally to change his diaper
Change both
“Hi boss, i need to take unlimited time off yet be paid as if I’m coming in and working. Hope you understand.”
One of his cohorts in the Republican Party said we need to afford him the space to get better in view of his long contributions as a politician. Why should he get any more space than anybody else who has worked their entire life?
Gah! I don't assume the possibility exists that McConnell WILL get better.
Like Bill O'Reilly saying that Trump needs a month off.
we've given him that space for the past forty years . . . that's plenty of time
And keep my free, solid gold health insurance that I’ve done everything in my power to deny to everyday people, especially those in the state I represent!
How they can keep his vegetative state under wraps amazes me!!!! ...OH WAIT...they've successfully done the same thing with the Epstein files!!!!!! Are there no whistleblowers????
Are they are hidden in the same place? The new Trump bunker?
release the trump/epstein files
I still don't understand why more victims haven't come forth and spoken!!! Of course...there have been a string of unusual deaths (and suicides?) associated with victims and perps. I'd be worried if I was Ghislaine Maxwell.
I just don't get it!!!!
, at all!
🤣🤣🤣. But, seriously, think of the Supreme Court we could have today without Mitch when he was conscious, and consciously trying to undermine the law.
True, but I can’t help acknowledging Justice Ruth’s role in the failure to protect the valuable seat. There should be term limits for all Branches. You can’t let an 80-year old anybody make that decision, period. No one’s contribution is worth the risk.
As Heather Cox Richardson pointed out in her interview by Andy Borowitz, the founding fathers gave Supreme Court justices lifetime tenure when travel was by horseback or horse and buggy, and life expectancies were shorter. I think we’re should tell these originalists they can keep their lifetime appointments only if they agree to travel to and from their homes and the court by horseback or horse and buggy!
Don’t forget the contributions of Ralph Nader and Jill Stein to this catastrophe.
Important as any one individual is the finger for our predicament points directly at US.
Agree
Maybe we should beef up the law's defenses Liz.
Interesting to realize that even when he’s unconscious in bed, McConnell is still lying.
His natural state!
When he dies, the only thing going up will be the approval ratings.
Depends if the funeral is a burial or a cremation service.
If a cremation service, they could scatter the ashes in the reflecting pool. I think the algae would die and the pool might reflect some light on all sorts of issues.
Well thought out.
For the life of me, why hasn't the Governor physically visited Old Tuttle Turtle-Turd? Get ON with it! And I REALLY hate paying his hospital tab while he and his party did everything to denie Healthcare to the entire country! 🤬
True! He should demand some better verification before Aug 3.
And now we have Schrödinger's Senator, both dead and alive at the same time.
Bravo! I wish I’d thought of that.
Has the undertaker already shaved Mitch with Occam’s Razor?
I've said this before:
Waitng for the headline: "Speculation on McConnell's heath continues as he is buried in his hometown cemetery. "
LOL!
<snort laugh>
What is going on with the disappearing GOP? It's not just McConnell. Tom Kean Jr. disappeared for a while. Santos disappeared for an unfortunately short time. Sec Duffy is on the road in a trailer somewhere. I'm not saying this is a bad thing. Quite the opposite.
Anyone else?
Addendum
If memory serves, the GOP generally support keeping people in a "persistent vegetative state."
It’s a good trend. Let’s see the sequel during the election.
actually, it's not the disappearance that is disturbing, its the reappearance!
He is very much responsible for everything our country is going through right now. He gave us our current SCOTUS, which has empowered 47 and ensured the implementation of project 2025. I hope he’s just conscious enough to know how history will remember him, but not conscious enough to do more damage.
"Just proves Mitch ain't woke," said the genius in the White House. "That's why his ratings went up."
I love listening to Jesse Welles. Thanks so much. He’s a treasure.
Agree!
Keep cool in your political hotbed up there, C. Maine may be ready to move on! Collins as well as inhuman & unhuman Ice must go! Snowmen & snowwomen & snowpersons can probalby stay, right? We need to treat stately Maine well lest you elope with earthy Canada!
lol. I really hope Collins loses this time. It’s time for her to go. We are close enough to Canada to call ourselves Canadians! I’m heading north next week.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Dead or not, the evil he has done will be remembered - maybe some of it will be remedied, but there will be a stain that can’t be removed.