The Trump Bible reveals previously unknown truths about Our Lord: Jesus was a billionaire with significant real estate holdings in Jerusalem and Nazareth, plus a golf resort on the Sea of Galilee; He enjoyed sexually assaulting women and mocking lepers; and He was crucified by left-wing ancestors of Joe Biden.
Bring on the fanfare…Borowitz is back! Alleluia! My life is now complete. I may be able to weather the coming months, before i have to take up residence in my sister’s garden shed in Ireland.
Afraid it’s not a Tardis. But we can move some of her grandchildren’s playthings about, and make it livable! She’ll probably take pity on us and throw us some scraps.
Borowitz - Always my first choice for edification and absurdity... or absurd edification... or something like that. Anyway, he's really funny and always gets to the heart of the matter through humor.
So glad that you are resuming the Borowitz Report. I have missed it.
I can't wait to get started!
The Trump Bible reveals previously unknown truths about Our Lord: Jesus was a billionaire with significant real estate holdings in Jerusalem and Nazareth, plus a golf resort on the Sea of Galilee; He enjoyed sexually assaulting women and mocking lepers; and He was crucified by left-wing ancestors of Joe Biden.
Yup!😡
Me too
my annual payment is not for the newsletter, just to help pay for Cookie's treats
He has expensive tastes.
If you hve a Tractor Supply store in your area their Retriever brand liver treats are the best.
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Cookie is our mascot!!
With Andy Borowitz and Heather Cox Richardson to guide me, I think I might make it.
I am in awe of Heather!
Heather is amazing!
Add Lucian Truscott IV to your list and you’re all set!
And Robert Hubbell!
Welcome back! You've been very much missed.
Bring on the fanfare…Borowitz is back! Alleluia! My life is now complete. I may be able to weather the coming months, before i have to take up residence in my sister’s garden shed in Ireland.
Is the shed a Tardis we can all fit in?
Afraid it’s not a Tardis. But we can move some of her grandchildren’s playthings about, and make it livable! She’ll probably take pity on us and throw us some scraps.
Is there room for me in that shed?
We’ll just move a rake or 2 out of the way. We can take turns sleeping on the push lawnmower.
Ok, but I don’t do windows.
No issue. It hasn’t any windows!
Me neither. I’m strictly an Apple devotee.
😂
I'll love Ireland! Sign me up! Hopefully their news isn't all Trump, all the time. If it is, I may have to pass on a newspaper there.
The Report is sorely needed right now!
Borowitz - Always my first choice for edification and absurdity... or absurd edification... or something like that. Anyway, he's really funny and always gets to the heart of the matter through humor.
This made my day! So glad you are back. you might add that $50 a year is much cheaper than The New Yorker sub!
Thank you, George!
The $50 annual fee is cheaper than psychotherapy. Deep sigh.
And it's cheaper than the 2 1.75 liter bottles of vodka we drink watching the news!
Indeed it is…and with every renewal, they send a tote. My children and neighbors have all been given one.
I too have a number of those totes and use them all the time.
Seems like every renewal goes up by a lot, too.
I've missed your wit. You and late night comics help me survive today's political environment!
Bring on the humor
This makes me almost ready to face the next 8 months. SO great to have you back. Does Cookie do autograph signings ?
Give Cookie a cookie!
I really only subscribed to The New Yorker to read your stuff. Welcome back, you've been sorely missed!
Thanks, Celeste!
Same here. Oh, and the cartoons. I still think my captions are funnier than the "winners:".
Of course they are!😏
Welcome back. We’ve missed you.
Thank you! I sure have missed you. Welcome back!
I've missed my readers! And it will be so much easier to interact with you now that I'm on this platform.
It’s about time!!! We need you!