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May 23, 2025
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What keeps Mark Zuckerberg up at night?

If you guessed taxation, government regulation, or deportation to El Salvador, you’re wrong.

Zuckerberg is afraid of laughter.

Earlier this year, I wrote about Facebook’s penchant for deleting anti-Trump posts (including mine).

I became aware of a new tactic in Facebook’s censorship campaign thi…

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