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Mar 28, 2025
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The WhiskeyLeaks scandal has been a mixed bag. On the one hand, Trump’s clown car of bozos and boozers jeopardized national security. But on the other hand, they’ve inspired some really funny songs! Here are two I recommend. Check them out—they won’t be performed at the Kennedy Center any time soon.

Signal Leak by Jesse Welles

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