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Andy Borowitz's avatar

MAGA = Measles Are Great Again

Stephen Brady's avatar

I think it is interesting that you write about the noise of the voices in his diminutive brain, since I have thought for a while that RFK jr is a ‘Successful Schizophrenic’. If non-physicians are noticing his disordered thinking and delusional thinking I think the secret is out.

Anathema Addams's avatar

Which raises the question: is this a contagious condition? Because "disordered thinking" describes the entire administration and a good chunk of the citizenry...

Michael Bowe's avatar

There was a short lived TV show a couple of years ago about everyone in DCs brain being taken over by alien parasites that made them act like Republicans. It was pretty funny.

Stephen Brady's avatar

We have a lot of mental health issues with a substantial part of the polity.

Joanne Elizabeth Schulze's avatar

Like America, measles was never great. But they are doing their darndest to remake history.

Marc Panaye's avatar

MAGA =

Make America Greedy Again

Make America Grotesque Again

Make America Gross Again

Deb Borrelli's avatar

Make America Grifters Again

Carla Spackler's avatar

Miscreants Are Great Again is the sequel.

Kent Cooper's avatar

So is crapping. :)

Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

A great reminder Andy. Measles, explosive diarrhea, Ebola is making a comeback and there are only 3 scientists who monitor all outbreaks in the USA now? RFKJR is patient zero for stupidity if that makes sense. Haven’t had my tea yet.

Cindy La Ferle's avatar

You said it, Sarah!

Steve Lang's avatar

reminds me of that great line in a woody allen movie, in which one woman complains about the food in a restaurant, and her companion agrees, adding, “and the portions were so small.”

Irna Gadd's avatar

This really happened. A close friend had that exact conversation with a seatmate on a flight when he mentioned a famous restaurant here in NY he’d dined in and was disappointed by the food. TRUE.

Anne J's avatar

The real tragedy is that the worm still couldn't find the science section.

Deb Stirling's avatar

I don't know how you do it. But I do know that when your post comes up in my email, I burst out laughing. You are the best possible tonic getting us through this nightmare. I love your brain. Thank you.

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Deb, I would rather you love my brain than a worm love it. Thank you!

Irna Gadd's avatar

I, too, love your brain! I know we ALL do!

Barbara Marling's avatar

I’m with you Deb. Andy’s posts do indeed make this easier to endure.

GingerLee's avatar

Every day... it's what keeps me sane... and all the comments... how about some MAHA ones???

Dr. Richard's avatar

Poor worm! By the time it managed to extricate itself from that maze of dysfunctional neurons and empty spaces it was addicted to the residue of a life of drug addiction and is now in rehab - what Kennedy never did.

Trump says he admires Kennedy's "brain". Of course he would, HE has none!

Kathleen D. Pierce's avatar

All that's left of these two's brains is some toxic waste matter the size of a Coco Puff.

Dr. Richard's avatar

Perhaps the most pathetic part of this is the FACT that the worm's intellect is so much greater than either Trump's or Kennedy's. That sums it up in a nutshell.

Dr. Richard's avatar

The terms "brain" and either "Trump" or "Kennedy" (or MAGA) should never be used in the same sentence or paragraph. That's the very definition of OXYMORON.

Susan Stone's avatar

With the emphasis on MORON. 😇

mer's avatar

Love the Ron Johnson tie-in: worms now in that Wisconsin Cheesehead

Mike Gelt's avatar

Breaking News: Scientists searching for JFK Jr.'s missing brain tissue accidentally opened a portal containing three conspiracy podcasts, a tinfoil hat factory, and a guy insisting that pigeons are undercover federal agents.

Ralph Porter's avatar

I wonder if that was an ordinary brain worm, or the new and improved screwworm?

Michael Lederman's avatar

Reached in Olympus, RFK Jrs dad sighed. I always knew the kid was a fool but I didn't think a worm could figure it out.

AVee. (Alexia)'s avatar

👏👏🤣…

Still reading your recommendation

But

This

👏👏”…The worm’s review began on a discouraging note…”

P J Johnston's avatar

Good One Andy, I think we can add to that Cyclospora and other food born poisons that have been missed by our illustrious government departments in FDA and HHS!

Chris Pope's avatar

I searched Yelp for a worm review of Tommy Tuberville's brain, but realized that the worm that would have written it, had starved to death.

Pam Birkenfeld's avatar

I am from Wisconsin and Ron Johnson makes me sad, because I’m a Johnson from Wisconsin. But Wikler makes me happy!

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Ben is great!

Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

Why wasn’t he elected to the DNC if Im thinking of the same guy?

Kathleen D. Pierce's avatar

I was thinking why isn't HE the head of the DNC?

edwin stromberg's avatar

That may be true, but remember that he's doing, not God's, but Donald Trump's work. And that's important to remember because there is a strong tendency to focus one's energy on the agent, in this case RFK jr, as the source of evil, and not the person who put him in that position, which makes Trump look good when he inevitably gets rid of that agent.

Enid's avatar

Intimate dining!!! Andy, you keep us fully engaged. Thank you!