Andy, Thanks for the Thursday evening pick-me-up headline ! 😂Tell me, O Prescient One , does this mean that those annoying Epstein files will finally be released simultaneously in Chinese and English ? !! 😂💕
Trump’s speech on the two countries shared history including Chinese labor building the transcontinental railway and economic importance of the amount of Chinese restaurants being the largest segment of any ethnic group came across as being carefully crafted on the back of a cocktail napkin as Air Force One taxied up to its final destination.
Trump has obviously never been to the great wall, although, given who he is, he would probably still believe that China stole the name from a takeout place in Palm Beach. How many thousands of years old is the city of Palm Beach?…
While Xi's rejoinder was simply: "look at the cards, Mr. Trump. Because that's all you can do is look. We have the cards. All of them. In Chinese and English...."
I heard that speech on the radio on the way to my husband’s appointment, and I was stunned — though at this point I shouldn’t be. Only this administration could take the brutal history of exploited Chinese railroad laborers and turn it into a rambling detour about Chinese restaurants. It’s embarrassing.
Trump is the epitome of "The Ugly American" now you know where it came from. I thought it was created to describe my Mom's husband lol. As for the speech it was the best he could come up with cuz you have to be able to read to use a speech writer.
This guy’s so narcissistic, he can’t fathom subtle yet pointed humiliations where they exist, but he goes ballistic and nearly withdraws us from the UN when an escalator malfunctions.
What I cannot figure out is why no one is running with the comments Xi made about Thucydides. Is there any way that Trump has any idea who Thucydides was?
Thucydides Quotes. Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage. Most people, in fact, will not take the trouble in finding out the truth, but are much more inclined to accept the first story they hear.
Another really good laugh. And I love that trump was paying so little attention to the reading that the only thing he heard was his name being mentioned. That is so very trump!
Happy Thursday evening, everyone!
I gasped out loud 😱 at the headline until I saw who the author was! Good job, Andy!!
Andy, Thanks for the Thursday evening pick-me-up headline ! 😂Tell me, O Prescient One , does this mean that those annoying Epstein files will finally be released simultaneously in Chinese and English ? !! 😂💕
Maybe it will be a two volume set including a tRump bible.
It's happier now!
Happy Thursday evening❣️
Trump’s speech on the two countries shared history including Chinese labor building the transcontinental railway and economic importance of the amount of Chinese restaurants being the largest segment of any ethnic group came across as being carefully crafted on the back of a cocktail napkin as Air Force One taxied up to its final destination.
By far the worst part of the speech was when he accused China of stealing the name "Great Wall" from a Palm Beach takeout place
Trump has obviously never been to the great wall, although, given who he is, he would probably still believe that China stole the name from a takeout place in Palm Beach. How many thousands of years old is the city of Palm Beach?…
I suspect lump would accuse China of having stolen the Great Wall from the US/ Mexican border.
Oh my gosh that brought a big laugh from an otherwise awful day for me. Thanks.
WHAT????
You can’t fix stupid.
While Xi's rejoinder was simply: "look at the cards, Mr. Trump. Because that's all you can do is look. We have the cards. All of them. In Chinese and English...."
I heard that speech on the radio on the way to my husband’s appointment, and I was stunned — though at this point I shouldn’t be. Only this administration could take the brutal history of exploited Chinese railroad laborers and turn it into a rambling detour about Chinese restaurants. It’s embarrassing.
This part was real ???
Trump is the epitome of "The Ugly American" now you know where it came from. I thought it was created to describe my Mom's husband lol. As for the speech it was the best he could come up with cuz you have to be able to read to use a speech writer.
So Caroline is at the top of her game?
This guy’s so narcissistic, he can’t fathom subtle yet pointed humiliations where they exist, but he goes ballistic and nearly withdraws us from the UN when an escalator malfunctions.
Well said!
“He said my name many, many times.”--excellent.
Maybe it sounds better in Chinese. Perhaps the Oversight Committee could try that. They haven't had much luck in English...
The characters apparently spell out "painful bowel movement." 💩
Xi embarrassed Trump by demonstrating his ability to read.
I was gonna say……..
That why Kushner had to be there the first term. He learned to read at Harvard!
Perhaps Putin is threatening the same from his copy of the Epstein files.
Yes! Doesn't Iran have a copy, too?
Well somebody needs to read them out loud! Perfect!
What I cannot figure out is why no one is running with the comments Xi made about Thucydides. Is there any way that Trump has any idea who Thucydides was?
Trump most likely thought that Thucydides was an STD and was wondering how Xi found out that he had it.
What was Thucydides famous quote?
Thucydides Quotes. Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage. Most people, in fact, will not take the trouble in finding out the truth, but are much more inclined to accept the first story they hear.
I hear he’s very important and does many good works.
He's doing an amazing job.
And Thucydides is still alive and walking among us ! 😂💕
And is very popular these days.
Thu was up for a Cabinet position but they found someone better!
Not the foggiest idea ! 😉We can be sure of that ! 😂But he does have aspirations to emulate Alexander the Great !
And then Xi excused himself to go rinse out his mouth!
Another really good laugh. And I love that trump was paying so little attention to the reading that the only thing he heard was his name being mentioned. That is so very trump!
Instead of Xi and Trump working on opening the Strait of Hormuz and dealing with global trade, Xi allegedly wanted to know one thing: ‘
Exactly how many times is your name in the Epstein files?’
Nothing says stable international diplomacy’ quite like a world leader needing a fact-checker and a lawyer at the same meeting.
Hmmm I thought Xi's Epstein troll was the young girls waving flags when Trump arrived there,
Both can be true.
Sure. Then again we could check with Eric. He knows these things.
It's an ancient Chinese custom to mention your guest's achievements.
Pay-per-view would clean up if that was broadcast here or anywhere for that matter.
This rings SO TRUE!!! LOL! “He’s a true friend,” Trump later said of Xi. “He said my name many, many times.”
Everything that Andy writes is true.
Thank you for all you do for our country.