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Andy Borowitz's avatar

I know Zelenskyy had to wear a suit but I wish he’d worn a T-shirt that said RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

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JeffJ's avatar

What if the T-shirt said “PUTIN, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES” ?

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Russia, if you're listening...

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C K Smith's avatar

Andy, I see what you did there! Your wit is beyond compare!

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Ellen Holmes's avatar

ooh, poetry😻😻😻

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Sandra Nicht's avatar

we should totally suggest that to Zelenskyy's team....

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Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

Zelenskyy's black ties could have said, "Putin..." Trump would have told Putin when he refused to let him join the meeting by phone.

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Marmo's avatar

Ah, for the good old days!

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Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

When governors didn't have to relentlessly mock the doof in office to get people to wake up.

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Marmo's avatar

How sad, Dorothy G. Ferguson, that the leader of this great nation is so deserving of mockery.

And from your mouth to God's ears that enough people are waking up so that some day we can put an end to this nightmare. They were fooled once in 2016 - but then they were fooled again. So, shame on them! I hope that is the end to so many people being fooled.

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Ina H.'s avatar

What a fun way to start the day! It's certainly a way to proceed djt does well. ♥️👏

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Mahler David's avatar

Perhaps a T-shirt saying. Putin. Release the pee tape.

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Betsy Groth's avatar

If people weren’t impressed that he digitally raped a women, and the evidence shows he probably raped underaged sex trafficked girls, why would they be impressed with golden showers.

This has something to do with $. And the psychopath clearly admires murderers incl Hitler.

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John Townsend's avatar

---plus that hotel mattress!

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Kate Decker's avatar

:-) !!

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Bobbie75's avatar

Epstein proudly claimed him as a friend too.

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Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

Predators of a feather flock together, Dem or GOP or whatever.

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Terri D's avatar

And Trump certainly and publicly returned the favor!

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John Townsend's avatar

--and the Steele report!

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Michael L Flynn's avatar

And if tRump can't treat them as well as pedophiles, can he at least give them the same protections he gives treasonous insurrectionists?

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Oh, GOOD ONE! And right on the money!

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John Townsend's avatar

--and Mr. U.S. President, may I have those QAnon shaman horns as a souvenir of my visit?

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Glenn Sills's avatar

Or "Free the Girl Scout White House Interns!".

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The Rickster's avatar

“Free the 15 year old Mar-a-Lago masseuses!”

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Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

Sh*t. The girl scouts are standing behind podiums and microphones. Wind-up girls.

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Marc Panaye's avatar

Plus saying to that MTG's lover boy who thinks he's a journalist..... "Why do you not wear this T-shirt? Your lover would agree!"

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Annette's avatar

that guy is such an a** kisser . . . it makes me nauseous

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Marc Panaye's avatar

Agreed, on top of that he kisses the a** of a toddler no sane person wants to kiss.

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Annette's avatar

Mange told him he'd get more exposure to the Grand Poobah

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John Townsend's avatar

At least MTG is realizing the horror that is Gaza and is speaking out

on that issue of starving, medically-needy children.

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Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

Oh, the double-entendres in that statement.

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Kate Decker's avatar

EEEEEWWWWW!!

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Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

Pardon. Time to go puke...

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Kate Decker's avatar

You don't LIKE Trumpf? Really?? :-)

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Mike Sabes's avatar

What is there to like about Trump?

Nothing comes to mind.

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Kate Decker's avatar

I will start thinking about Trump's good qualities and give you the very first positive thing that comes to mind. You will need to check back with me in about 4,877 years...

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Annette's avatar

<snort laugh> marking that date on my calendar!

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John Townsend's avatar

--that's good, at least!

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Gordon Shumway's avatar

what a "sad loser" he is to canoodle with that Neanderthal... it makes me nauseous

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Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

All the toad-eaters ALL make us nauseous. And furious!

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Paul Snyderman's avatar

Musk would be the ideal player to wear the "Release the Epstein Files" t-shirt.

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Marc Panaye's avatar

Agreed......a size too short as usual so we can all see his white racist belly button.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

*blech hack hack hack* Made me hack up a hairball! Plug it into Musk's white racist belly button, please -- seems fitting somehow.

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Annette's avatar

<snort laugh>

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Annette's avatar

does he have a belly button? He seems like he's an alien (not the kind tRump is deporting).

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John Townsend's avatar

Musk's parents picked him up from a secret lab?

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Alien or vampire? This issue has never been resolved.

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John Townsend's avatar

Like Dentyne gum: two, two things in one!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

I think you've hit on the answer here, John! Alien vampire. Vampiric alien.

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Annette's avatar

I believe the resolution is coming out soon, from KaroLIE; Musk is the alien, Stephen Miller is the vampire (as is Russell Vought)

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Zounds! Which is it? John sez alien vampire, Annette sez Musk is the alien, Stephen Miller is the vampire. I'm so confused! Like the old grandpa in the movie Moonstruck (love that film!), crying at the table cuz he couldn't make heads nor tails out of what was going on, poor old dear.

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Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

They both rule the underground Hades.

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Catherine Alvarez's avatar

🤮 not something I want to see 🤢

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John Townsend's avatar

Is Musk really an ideal player of any sort?

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Amy Cain's avatar

Can you get them at The Dollar Store? I need to stock up on ALL the Teeshurts I kin git mie hangs on! Thx!

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Annette's avatar

I wonder, with all these tariffs (most finally in place, because, you know, TACO), that the Dollar Tree will become the Five Dollar Tree now.

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Holly Starbright's avatar

Dollar Tree is already $1.50 Tree and sometimes $1.75 Tree in my city.

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Wendy Tucker's avatar

Same in LA. It's a joke. A bad one.

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John Townsend's avatar

Just simply add one or two (possibly three?) zeroes!

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Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

They left being actual dollar stores YEARS ago.

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Or close the doors like so many others these days

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John Townsend's avatar

May the doors close on Trump's jail cell. Key thrown away!

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John Townsend's avatar

Certainly not at at Trump pop-up store!

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Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

Dark Brandon's convenience store. With pillow guy complaining outside.

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Diane Smith's avatar

No. He didn't have to wear a suit. I thought he should've repeated the original ensemble.

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Olivia Ward's avatar

Absolutely/ It was saddening to see a national hero placating a national disgrace.

But if a change of shirt could save thousands of lives...

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Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

Oh, but he wore black, making it harder to tell the difference

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Annette's avatar

LOVED the burn he gave Mange Traitor Gangrene's boy toy! That was worth the price of admission.

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John Townsend's avatar

At least, MTG is realizing the horror of Gaza and is speaking out against the denial

of visas to its medically-needy children. Perhaps a light is beginning to shine through?

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Annette's avatar

we can only hope!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Mange Traitor Gangrene 🤣🤣🤣

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Mary Roeser's avatar

Mange Traitor Gangrene!! Love it!! 😘🥰👍🏻

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Chris Gay's avatar

Yes, he should have been forced to dress in the same respectful manner as Elon:

https://share.google/images/wwdczkEuDyOVcOrDj

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DR Darke's avatar

"I know Zelenskyy had to wear a suit but I wish he’d worn a T-shirt that said RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES"

Wear it under his suit jacket, or under his shirt so he could tear it open at the right second, like Clark Kent revealing he's Superman?

https://youtu.be/78N2SP6JFaI?si=X2-hc1dFuela_HsG

PS: I tried to create a AI-generated picture of this, but I got a three-armed Bob Odenkirk instead!

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Chrissy's avatar

Now that would have rocked my world!

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Ada Fuller's avatar

Or perhaps a handkerchief in the breast pocket that had Epstein’s name all over it!

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Concerned Citizen's avatar

I love that he didn’t wear tie! And I also love his retort to that ass of a reporter who mocked him previously. The worst of the worst is running our country.

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Marmo's avatar

Agree, Concerned Citizen. I noticed that Zelensky did not wear a tie, and that he dressed in all black. No army gear, but the message was clear.

Zelensky is way smarter than Dump and all of the blue-suit-red-tie cookie cutter yes-Master Dumpsters.

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Annette's avatar

I have more admiration for Zelenskyy than I ever would for tRump. He's protected his country better than ConOLD ever could.

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Marmo's avatar

I agree, Annette. I wish that Zelensky could be our President.

Zelensky has stood his ground and protected his country.

Dump is a threat from which his country must be protected.

And if America were ever invaded, Dump would be the first one to either flee or do a deal in which he gives up everything in exchange for personal wealth.

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Annette's avatar

Absolutely, Marmo! I have no doubt tRump would hunker in the bunker if he felt he was in harm's way.

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John Townsend's avatar

Just like that Austrian You-Know-Who!

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Lynne Atwell's avatar

You mean the name that must not be spoken?

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Elizabeth Block's avatar

Yes. We forget that he was expected to flee the country for his own safety and let Russia take it over. Instead, he fought. And led.

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John Townsend's avatar

Amen, Sister Annette!

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Annette's avatar

thank you, Brother John (are you sleeping? <grin>)

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Wendy Tucker's avatar

Actually, he DID wear a tie--but it was black so hardly visible. I'm disappointed he caved to the dress code that James David created, but the color choice was a great big fuck you to the wardrobe gestapo. What would have been very cool would have been to wear conspicuous eyeliner.

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I don't think so, Wendy Tucker. See this discussion of the outfit - they make a point of saying: "No tie, but no cargo pants either." https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/us/zelensky-suit-trump-meeting.html

Look carefully - you'll see buttons all the way up to his neck - those would be covered by a tie.

I'm not sure that the eyeliner would have been a good idea - Jaded Rants was there, and he sports enough eyeliner for the whole room. Rants might have thought that Zelensky was trying to steal his "look" (that is: Serious Drag Queen) - and no sane person wants to look like Rants.

I think that the no-tie (not even a super long red one), all black (mourning/sadness), well fitting suit clinging to a nicely-toned, strong body said plenty.

Meanwhile, Dump and the Dumpsters wore their matching uniforms and their matching clown faces. I hope that our tax dollars don't pay for all the make-up those men wear.

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Annette's avatar

what would Jesus have worn? A robe and sandals . . . and I bet Jay Deviance would have still pitched a fit and Petey Hogsbreath would have clutched his pocket square.

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Mark Lidman's avatar

Wasn’t that ass of a reporter MTG’s squeeze?

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Marjorie's avatar

Yuck. MTG and her "squeeze" image is seared on my brain. Ugh.

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John Townsend's avatar

Both should be squeezed hard, harder!

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Amy Cain's avatar

p’bly.

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Marjorie's avatar

Like a zit.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

A fitting but yucky analogy

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nacreplus2's avatar

yes

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Does that mean he's as crazy as she is?

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Annette's avatar

crazier . . . because he chose to date her

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John Townsend's avatar

Opposites attract? Maybe not so much...

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Ha! Quite right.

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Stan Duffner's avatar

Yes

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Concerned Citizen's avatar

Yep!

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Amy Cain's avatar

running, as in circling around the DC streets in disquiet for some ‘ankel’exercise during witch his feet brake off in front of Jackie Kenedy’s roze garage. Oops, I fervor he paivet it Ofer a mind or so.

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Sean M Carlin's avatar

Maybe the alleged reporter can tell us if he orders Arby’s with sauce.

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Amy Cain's avatar

We know, we Know!!! We got it! We understand! Please stop tawKing abowt Thr Damned Epsteene Fyles!!

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Amy Cain's avatar

Love re-torte! What flairs do yoo lyke?

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Frank D Repp's avatar

"Unlike JFK, who said, "Ask what you can do for your country?", DJT asks, "What can my country

do for me?"

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Tricia Wilson's avatar

He doesn't even "ask" but demands what "his" country must do for him. ugh Including crapping up the 'people's house' (my we remind him) with DIY gold leaf and garden pavers. I know, the least of his atrocious acts.

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Steve Newman's avatar

He probably got the paver idea dining alfresco at McDonald’s & figured the gold leaf looks good on toilets so let’s put it everywhere. “Make American Toilets Gold Leaf Again “

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Elizabeth's avatar

all those gold things make the office look soooooo TACKY!!

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Annette's avatar

notice they seem to resemble Putin's decorating style . . . little tRump trying to play with the big boys in all ways

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Karena's avatar

It's called "dictator chic." Peter York wrote a good article on it in the MARCH/APRIL 2017 edition of Politico magazine.

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John Townsend's avatar

"Dictator Chic": what dictators decorate before chickening out!

Before the pitchforks and torches finish the job!

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Elaine Young's avatar

I was noticing the same thing - donnie is even flattering putin with home decor!

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lougee's avatar

he also had key codes installed on all the white house bathrooms so if you want to take a dump you to get the key code from bondi or mtg

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John Townsend's avatar

Code: "BIMBOFLUSH"!

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Annette's avatar

<snort laugh>

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Annette's avatar

yet still repulsive and evidence of his lack of taste or class

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John Townsend's avatar

Obviously and, yes, too obvious!

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John Townsend's avatar

The next Dem. administration's slogan: "All That Glitters Is Not Gold..."

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Bobbie75's avatar

Symbolic …

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Al Keim's avatar

"Let me know if there is anything you can do for me". DJT

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Amy Cain's avatar

Whadya want to

Maik a noo frent? R yoo shurr?

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JOEL XAVIER's avatar

Only, Trump doesn't ask. He takes, and takes, and takes.

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misia.d's avatar
1dEdited

Or “How do I milk this cow without getting splattered?”

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Al Keim's avatar

The cow is of the bovine ilk

One end moo

the other milk

O. Nash

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Sandra Hardie's avatar

My favorite poet.

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Susan Stone's avatar

Mine, too.

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Al Keim's avatar

Candy is dandy

but liquor

is quicker

O. Nash

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Susan Stone's avatar

My very favorite Nash poem is "Tiger, tiger, my mistake, I thought that you were William Blake." Because of that poem my spotted tabby cat was named William Blake.

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John Townsend's avatar

"Aha! I will wear a gold lame' apron!'

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Sharon P's avatar

now how do we UNdo

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

DJT asks, "How much can I rape, plunder and bilk out of this nation of suckers?"

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John Townsend's avatar

"--and how can I screw it over again and again!"

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Amy Cain's avatar

100%! Truth!!

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matclone's avatar

You nailed it, Frank. That is the Trump presidency in a nutshell.

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Sean M Carlin's avatar

Trump and Witkoff are pathetic. One million human lives have been lost as a result of Putrid’s invasion and we rolled out a red carpet for him. What would the Trump’s have done for Hitler or Stalin?

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misia.d's avatar

Worn a dress.

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Marc Panaye's avatar

And asked "Does my ass look fat in this dress?"

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Janeo's avatar

"It's not the dress, Deaŕ..."

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John Townsend's avatar

"Dear, at least you got the dress over your swelled head!"

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Amy Cain's avatar

P-leez keep that languish too yershelph! And, thx!!

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Terri's avatar

Wow. THAT was GOOD!

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John Townsend's avatar

--but the gloves, shoes, and purse certainly

would not have matched!

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John Stevens's avatar

Same probably

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Sharon P's avatar

did they have daughters?

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Amy Cain's avatar

Does Trump’s include Melanoma?

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Dawn Johnson's avatar

The news is so bad I still can't tell the difference between The Daily Kos, NPR and the Borowitz Report. WTF is going on!

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Susan Barnes's avatar

Don’t forget the Onion!

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Amy Cain's avatar

I Totillie agree! Hang tough now!!

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Jim Dygert's avatar

Man oh man! You are hitting on all cylinders this week! This just cracks me up! Love the image of The Orange Turd in front of that rediculous fire place mantel..I’m thinking he got all that gold crap on TEMU..

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Susan Stone's avatar

Real gold at $2.99 each.

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Bobbie75's avatar

Shop like a billionaire! 🤣

Thinking he bought those red ties in bulk there too.

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Sharon Boucher's avatar

Before the tariffs, I hope

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P Q O’Riley's avatar

China has yet to be taxed (tariffed)…but, buy, buy!

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Amy Cain's avatar

Like “hitting on cilindrs”!

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Amy Cain's avatar

Absotively!

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Jim Dygert's avatar

I can’t believe President Numbnuts hasn’t had gold “Grills” made for his fumbling mumbling mouth..

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Annette's avatar

that would be tooth funny!!

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John Townsend's avatar

--any yet "immolar"!

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Annette's avatar

<giggle>

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Linda Andres's avatar

Andy, whenever I become speechless at the malice and stupidity behind trump's thinking, speech and actions, I am grateful for your cleverness

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Annette's avatar

Love your comment, Linda; I feel the same. Our family motto was something along the line of, "if you can't change it, laugh at it."

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Wendy Tucker's avatar

Thank you Linda -- you echo the gratitude for so many of us.

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Susie's avatar

Hear hear!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Erik Bruun's avatar

Hitting Trump in his tender spot is a tough shot. But that would do it.

Such a disgusting and despicable man.

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Sharon P's avatar

he has a tender spot?

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Antoinette S. Hamilton's avatar

Yes, his ego is tender, Sharon. He can shovel it out, but he can't take it. I wonder how many times Trump says the word ME in one day.

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Wendy Tucker's avatar

I wouldn't use the word 'tender'; rather, mushy-watery.

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John Townsend's avatar

Why wonder? He doesn't have to say it! It is implicit to all around him!

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Erik Bruun's avatar

I understand your impulse to question that, but when it comes to pedophiles, his empathetic tendencies emerge.

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Susan Stone's avatar

I understand what you're saying, after a short time thinking about it, but REALLY? Empathy and drumpf anywhere near each other? I think it's more that a convicted criminal is a victim, just like him, and convicted criminals don't deserve to be punished for their crimes.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

The big RUMP has too loved the celebrity and notoriety of famous criminals and wholly identifies with them. But of course, he only likes it when they get away with it and ride off chortling with glee into the sunset. I don't think he wants a Bonnie & Clyde ending for himself. So yep, he excuses all the crims he can in the vague hope that he, too, will be let off before he expires, may it be soon.

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Susan Stone's avatar

Yes, may it be soon.

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Thomas Taylor's avatar

Perhaps the governors who eagerly sent their national guard troops to defend Washington DC can redeploy them to the Donbas.

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Nancy T's avatar

NG troops aren't being deployed to the dangerous sections of DC where most crimes occurs. DC police continue to have those areas all to themselves and they're highly trained for it although that doesn't make them safe on the job. The NG is deployed around the monuments and tourist areas, including Union Station, and popular areas of the city including where many popular restaurants are. The trooops just sort of wander, move a little to prevent foot and leg paralysis, smile, gawk at women, etc. And, business at restaurants is down contrary to what the orange felon says. DC is not a city in crisis nor was it before the orange felon sent in the NG. Far more crime within the White House and cabinet.

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misia.d's avatar

Keep Georgetown safe!

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Mike Fox's avatar

The joke I’ve heard is that in the fancier restaurants the NG is starting to arrest people for ordering a Chardonnay with a steak.

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Annette's avatar

Egad, is there no decency and class with this crowd!!

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Bobbie75's avatar

If I had a vacation planned there, I know I would cancel it.

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Annette's avatar

exactly, so now he's ruining a vacation destination for folks too . . . but maybe that's best since he's not done destroying history in the Smithsonian museums.

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Octavia Redwood's avatar

don't believe this babble

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Nancy T's avatar

? NG all over DC except in the high crime areas isn't babble

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Octavia Redwood's avatar

the babble I'm referring to is the need for NG and the military "patrolling (meaning, standing around doing nothing and feeling resentful) while Trump giddily speaks of imminent doom, which is more likely to be the result of Trump's actions, worldwide than random crime (of which I have been the victim many times) in neighborhoods not being "patrolled."

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Mary K's avatar

Now that they're rolling back gun prosecutions in DC, there will be enough violence to reverse-engineer their argument. So very Trumpian.

I'm sure Jeanine Pirro is drinking to that!

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Sharon P's avatar

what restaurants will serve food the the NG ? Has 47 started a burger street truck?

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William R MEYER's avatar

The national guard is not trained to handle law enforcement. Police attend school to learn proper procedures. Like how to arrest people. Like how not to get sued for false arrest. Like preserving evidence in order to get a conviction. I well imagine real police regard having guardsmen underfoot as interference with official acts.

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Annette's avatar

well said!

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BTAM Master's avatar

Naaaahhhhh....

Donbas is a truly threatened by real enemies; DC is for the most part pretty safe...especially in the areas where the national guard troops are being deployed.

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Thomas Taylor's avatar

You are totally correct. The whole display of toughness domestically and weakness internationally is indeed farcical.

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Kathryn Allen's avatar

Agreed

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Annette's avatar

perhaps we should redeploy those governors to Ukraine! And retrumplican members of congress - field trip!! Pack light!

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Gary Farrar's avatar

Donald you ignorant slut. Give Ukraine air protection, and they will drive Putin into Siberia.

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Elaine Young's avatar

We need to start sending them offensive weapons rather than just defensive - no war was ever won using only defense.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

One teensy problem: DJT would never harm a hair on the putrescent pooter's head.

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Kathleen D. Pierce's avatar

True that.

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Amy Cain's avatar

Nailed it with “ignorment sslutt! Good call!!

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Allan Komitee's avatar

Piece of shit.

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John Townsend's avatar

Ignorant slut and also surrounded by them!

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Kathleen D. Pierce's avatar

Angry Dementia Don only picks THE BEST mediocre white guys that have been on tv to run the country into the ground!

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Annette's avatar

<golf clap>

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Amy Cain's avatar

Love “You ignirint slot”!

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Bob's avatar

Funny, sad, and true. You nailed it, Andy.

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Amy Cain's avatar

Yu fit nake it, Andia!

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Diane's avatar

So much snark in just one post!! Bravo!

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Robert's avatar

Zelensky wore his black pajamas to the previous meeting in what he thought was strict adherence to one of Trump’s famous aphorisms…. “When you’re a star they let you do anything.”. In a cultural misunderstanding, he didn’t realize Trump’s comment was limited to sexual aggression and not wardrobe choices.

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Bobbie75's avatar

Just a really stupid question … why does the felon give a rip about what anyone is wearing? He is not holding a black tie event … and HE couldn’t even dress correctly at the pope’s funeral.

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Phyllis Mass's avatar

Or when he met the queen. That image of him is burned into my mind. Big fat no class penguin

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Bobbie75's avatar

I hate all of the pictures of him with that long tie covering his ugly crotch in the pictures of him sitting down especially.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Just the thought of those weensy baubles jiggling and lurking about under his tie makes me wanna retch.

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John Townsend's avatar

Not enough to even jiggle?

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Annette's avatar

maybe that's the only way he can find his junk . . . follow the tie to the point

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Oh, thank you, Annette, for this evening's thigh-slapper!

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Wendy Tucker's avatar

Yeah. But at least the tie covers what would be the most repulsive sighting of the 21st century. Also....as it flaps against his crotch, he's probably getting off -- probably the most action he's seen since his time with Stormy.

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Bobbie75's avatar

Just realized, it covers the area in case he forgets to zip!

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Wendy Tucker's avatar

Maybe he deliberately doesn't zip. Wants to be ready just in case one of his bimbos (Leavitt, Bondi, MTG) is in the mood? Melanomyaaa surely isn't.

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Annette's avatar

because appearances, especially in his "whore room of tacky gold" are important to him - he's a visual learner (if he learns at all), because "reading and getting to actually know someone/be tolerant is hard"

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John Townsend's avatar

Being president is hard, isn't it, Donald?

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Hey everybody, MTG's boyfriend is the one who made the

crack about the suit. The others just thought he should be

on his knees kissing Donvict's ass.

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Elizabeth Block's avatar

Why does anyone give a rip? though it's a change to see a man, rather than a woman, judged for what they are wearing.

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Bobbie75's avatar

He is insisting on “American attire” for someone not in our country. AND as I have had to fight off in my profession, women don’t need to wear a suit to be professional, although the Missouri Congress made their opening arguments on that very issue last year. 🙄 Argued if sweaters on women qualified as jackets.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Oh fer crissakes...

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Annette's avatar

obviously we know what's important to ConOLD and his dandies.

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Sharon P's avatar

pajamas underneath the suit(the stinky one)

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Marjorie's avatar

And DT is still showing his cankles. Not a good look.

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Annette's avatar

I love the cankles situation; I hope it means his BP is elevated and it will take just one big outburst that could put the country back on the right track.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Yeah... but... then we're stuck with Justa Dick Bedbug, Couch-Fucker.

We gotta get rid of that whole reprehensible Repuglican mess.

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Annette's avatar

I think Jay Deviance will crawl under the Resolute Desk, grasping his knees and rocking back and forth if tRump leaves office. Ernie, the Keebler Speaker, will flip out and watch porn 24/7. Churck Grassley will just (finally) pass on and we'll end up with Lindsay Graham or some such suck-ass to take the position. By then, the Dems will be stronger, more unified and have a distinct and reasonable platform, and take back the White House. In the words of Heart, "These dreams go on when I close my eyes"

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Methinks you give JD waa-a-a-ay too much credit for being merely a milquetoast -- he just might be key to Project 25's end game. Hope not...

Love the Churck (rhymes with jerk!) and suck-ass Lindsay bits!

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Marjorie's avatar

Each and every day, I wear two bracelets: Fuck Trump and Couch Fucker.

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John Townsend's avatar

Then there's Vance and his couch! Maybe a coil will break through and

pierce where it is most needed......

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Annette's avatar

oh, what a wickedly painful, yet delicious, image! Boing!!

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Amy Cain's avatar

I’ve avoydid the hole crinkled thang! Thankfully, byway

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Amy Cain's avatar

Soon Humptee will be wearing one of those paisley patterned silk Robles with the belted sash!! They easily come undone because there slippury!! Mr. Dumptee has NO ideas about that eethier.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

We are indebted to you, Andy! I got a giggle out of this even if in this Bizarro World, it could be the truth!

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Tricia Wilson's avatar

So apropos. so rich. Would that it were just a fiction and we could laugh without it hurting sos much. You are our daily supplement of Iron-y keeping us strong, and almost sane. Merci

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Amy Cain's avatar

Like “ironee”.

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Dr Michael J Wagner's avatar

You've always been funny Andy, but you've brought your razor sharp humor to a new high with this reveletion. You've nailed our "once and future king" right in the solar plexus! (Just a personal note and nudge - next time aim for his genitals!)

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Amy Cain's avatar

Another nudge to Andy for his HUGE releef!! So Hillaryous!

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John Townsend's avatar

Use a magnifying glass if you have too, Andy!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Or just to the left of his solar plexus, please.

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Annette's avatar

yes, please!

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