I heartily second that Irna!❤️We need a President with intelligence, integrity and a great sense of humor! I think the brilliant Mr. Borowitz fits the bill!😉💕
But all of us desperately need you as our president! You have demonstrated time after time that you are genius. What a contrast that would be with the with our current situation!
Rufus T. Firefly was a much stronger leader than Dopey Don; and his cabinet, which consisted of Chicolini and Pinky, was much more qualified. And most importantly, Freedonia defeated Sylvania in their war.
"Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the brave and free!"
And Trump Air, Trump U., Trump Meats - all scams and crook magnets. An ignorant con man and convicted felon as president (small p) of our country! Shame on us!
No, I do not accept any shame. I didn't vote for him, protest against him in a multitude of ways. It is those MAGAs that deserve the shame, especially those who proclaim to be Christians. Sickening. I am not a religious person, but those who profess they are following the teachings of Jesus disgust me.
Trump and his cadre of crooks and idiots has made us ALL UGLY AMERICANS once again, voluntary or otherwise. We bear the name "American" and must regain legitimacy by eliminating the Village Idiot and MAGA. Yes, you and I reject them as domestic terrorists and traitors because they are. This is not Trump's country or a Christian Nationalist Theocracy - it's OUR nation of diversity, currently without anyone at the helm.
I no longer consider myself to be a Catholic for the reasons you listed, Donna. And no, I don't accept any shame either. I've known Trump was bad news since the early 1990s.
I first heard of him when I was in the airline industry and heard about Trump Air. I knew it was doomed as soon as I heard about his plans for it. He took the closest thing to printing money in the airlines and flew it right into the ground.
I live 45 minutes away from Atlantic City. I knew about his casino antics. I also remember his printed comments about the Central Park Five, and remember hearing him on Howard Stern professing his "love" for his then tween daughter Ivanka.
He used other people's money WITH HIS USUAL LEGAL CAVEAT that HE would be able to take the losses as tax credits. The fraud lives on NDAs (like the ones he wants every US employee to sign), legal intimidation and scam documents/agreements that he has his fixers like Cohn and Cohn draft - relying on the ignorance and greed of his suckers. The "investors" in the casinos lost a fortune and were too embarrassed to admit it, having been taken by the ultimate con man. Like the MAGA MAGATS that have been screwed by Trump, they COULD have sued him for billions but did not - cowards and fools like the rest of the cult.
If you say so Doc Rich, I was unaware you could pass a loss, one asshole to another but as we know tax laws written by the rich for the rich. Even Deutsche Bank bent a knee & let debt slide.
Trump was trained by Roy Cohn, Joe McCarthy's and his crooked father's fixed and disbarred lawyer. Virtually anything can be done with a "legal" document when you know how to skirt the law - which is what Trump and his family have always done. He wants all the gains and none of the risks/liabilities - why he "delegates" his treason to others like Hegturd, Kennedy, Bondi, Patel et al, claims "I know nothing about it" and movies onto the next crime while his cult laughes and watches democracy die.
“Pick a card- any card. “. Brilliant. I was feeling especially depressed this morning listening to the news and then I see your post. Thank goodness for YOU!!!!!!
When I taught school, we talked about how the colonists could have EVER beaten the mighty Brits. The big reason was they were defending their homeland that they loved. Same for Ukraine. We'll need to fight in another way for our homeland this fall!
The trouble with Don the Petulant Con is that he would never be satisfied with one card, and of course he's not playing with a full set of cards unless it's 52 pick-up.
Zelensky keeps telling Trump he doesn’t have the cards while Ukraine has spent years fighting off a larger invasion force… meanwhile Trump acts like standing up to Canada over maple syrup tariffs is the battle of Gettysburg.
Still difficult to believe Canada & Mexico don’t trust us anymore. Ohhh wait, it’s basically the rest of the world now except for maybe prison boy in Central America and a couple of other authoritarian douche’s.
A good thing about Paxton. Best chance for defeat and gaining another sane Senator. The dolt is a crook, like his boss. Neither is competent to be a member of the Upper Chamber.
Zelenskyy is what happens when you put a Jewish comedian in charge.
Zing! And we're pretty sure Zelensky knows trump will pick a "Joker". 🃏
My exact thought!
just going to post the exact comment!
And that’s why I propose you for president, Andy. I don’t know if you want the job but I’d certainly vote for you without a moment’s hesitation!
Things so big they can actually be seen from space…
1. The Great Barrier Reef
2. The Great Wall of China
3. The Great Pyramids of Giza
4. The Great Titanium Balls of Volodymyr Zelenskyy…
The ego of trump and his band of arrogant idiots
I heartily second that Irna!❤️We need a President with intelligence, integrity and a great sense of humor! I think the brilliant Mr. Borowitz fits the bill!😉💕
I prefer this gig
I think Michelle Obama feels the same way abut her life right now. She'd be so perfect but why put up with the hurt and aggravation aimed at her.
I don't blame you. I prefer you here too!
Andy , I guess this is not the time to remind you (sonorously! 😉) Ask not what your country can do for you ….etc ! 😂
<standing ovation>
We need a sonograph of that.
But all of us desperately need you as our president! You have demonstrated time after time that you are genius. What a contrast that would be with the with our current situation!
we would also accept Jon Stewart and/or Stephen Colbert...
Absolutely!
yes, we'd all sign on to be in your cabinet. We could have meetings via Zoom!
And tell you how great you are :-)
Please keep it 🤗
Well, we tried ! 😂💕
(let's keep trying!!)
Andy, you are my morning savior!!!!
I think the original model for a Jewish President was Rufus T. Firefly, and we are definitely in Duck Soup.
Is Freedonia offering visas to Trump weary citizens ? 😂
Rufus T. Firefly was a much stronger leader than Dopey Don; and his cabinet, which consisted of Chicolini and Pinky, was much more qualified. And most importantly, Freedonia defeated Sylvania in their war.
"Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the brave and free!"
The cost of this Iran debacle is an outrage! If I were you, I wouldn’t pay it! ❤️
Mel Brooks?
Groucho
Imagine what Mel Brooks could have accomplished?
He's still here!🙏
Not sure what you mean Andy. Trump is the clown Zelenskyy is trying to lead his country
Take my country, please!
How bad could it be?
You make my day every day! At least I can get through the day with humor instead of dread. Thank you for your humor.
“And don’t forget to say thank you.”
Great comment!! :-) !!
Aargh! I was just going to write the same thing.
Join in! We can applaud together! :-) !!
Good one, Cindy🤣🤣🤣🤣
<snort laugh>
Trump had “all the cards” when he owned casinos. How’d that work out?
His creditors have all his cards now.
Having cards and knowing how to play cards are two different things.
Trump has(d) plenty of cards. Zelensky has(d) very few.
Two big difference. One is Trump plays for personal greed. Zelensky plays for his nation's survival.
Two is Trump is a demented, spoiled criminal. Zelensky is not.
Right on, Andy. All those scary Russian oligarchs who bailed him out years ago. They own his miserable arse for life.
And Trump Air, Trump U., Trump Meats - all scams and crook magnets. An ignorant con man and convicted felon as president (small p) of our country! Shame on us!
No, I do not accept any shame. I didn't vote for him, protest against him in a multitude of ways. It is those MAGAs that deserve the shame, especially those who proclaim to be Christians. Sickening. I am not a religious person, but those who profess they are following the teachings of Jesus disgust me.
Trump and his cadre of crooks and idiots has made us ALL UGLY AMERICANS once again, voluntary or otherwise. We bear the name "American" and must regain legitimacy by eliminating the Village Idiot and MAGA. Yes, you and I reject them as domestic terrorists and traitors because they are. This is not Trump's country or a Christian Nationalist Theocracy - it's OUR nation of diversity, currently without anyone at the helm.
I no longer consider myself to be a Catholic for the reasons you listed, Donna. And no, I don't accept any shame either. I've known Trump was bad news since the early 1990s.
I first heard of him when I was in the airline industry and heard about Trump Air. I knew it was doomed as soon as I heard about his plans for it. He took the closest thing to printing money in the airlines and flew it right into the ground.
I live 45 minutes away from Atlantic City. I knew about his casino antics. I also remember his printed comments about the Central Park Five, and remember hearing him on Howard Stern professing his "love" for his then tween daughter Ivanka.
They never read “the teachings of Jesus”.
Soul selling insensitive racist ignorant disciples.
Ooh! Yeah, but surely the golden phone is real. I ordered several and just know they’ll be on my doorstep any moment! I’ll call you, Andy!
Make America Grovel Again
Don't forget Trump phones
Until he busted..
I never understood how he was able to take billions in losses when it was basically other people’s money. He should be audited. Ohhhhh wait……
He used other people's money WITH HIS USUAL LEGAL CAVEAT that HE would be able to take the losses as tax credits. The fraud lives on NDAs (like the ones he wants every US employee to sign), legal intimidation and scam documents/agreements that he has his fixers like Cohn and Cohn draft - relying on the ignorance and greed of his suckers. The "investors" in the casinos lost a fortune and were too embarrassed to admit it, having been taken by the ultimate con man. Like the MAGA MAGATS that have been screwed by Trump, they COULD have sued him for billions but did not - cowards and fools like the rest of the cult.
If you say so Doc Rich, I was unaware you could pass a loss, one asshole to another but as we know tax laws written by the rich for the rich. Even Deutsche Bank bent a knee & let debt slide.
Trump was trained by Roy Cohn, Joe McCarthy's and his crooked father's fixed and disbarred lawyer. Virtually anything can be done with a "legal" document when you know how to skirt the law - which is what Trump and his family have always done. He wants all the gains and none of the risks/liabilities - why he "delegates" his treason to others like Hegturd, Kennedy, Bondi, Patel et al, claims "I know nothing about it" and movies onto the next crime while his cult laughes and watches democracy die.
The word "CROOKED" doesn't even come close!
Yeh. :-) !!
Since that original comment and photo, President Non Compos Mentis has continued to deteriorate further. He thinks he’s playing mumblety-peg.
Are you saying Trump isn't playing with a full deck?
Ya think??? 😉😉😉😉
Very funny comment!! :-) !!
Nice.
Yeah & he’s a quart or two low.
he's playing with Monopoly pieces
We already have cards - all the Jokers and one King (or so he says).
“Pick a card- any card. “. Brilliant. I was feeling especially depressed this morning listening to the news and then I see your post. Thank goodness for YOU!!!!!!
That makes me happy!
Pick a card and Metamucilini picked the joker!! Loved this!
Took the joke right out of my keyboard! And Zelensky draws the ace.
I love this one, Andy! I’m still giggling!
Zelensky for President...of US!
When I taught school, we talked about how the colonists could have EVER beaten the mighty Brits. The big reason was they were defending their homeland that they loved. Same for Ukraine. We'll need to fight in another way for our homeland this fall!
VOTE!!!!!!!!
November blood bath… Get out and vote, it’s all we got.
I would love it if the one card Zelenskyy gave him was the victim card. 🃏
Or thr very special horse's ass card
The trouble with Don the Petulant Con is that he would never be satisfied with one card, and of course he's not playing with a full set of cards unless it's 52 pick-up.
Zelensky keeps telling Trump he doesn’t have the cards while Ukraine has spent years fighting off a larger invasion force… meanwhile Trump acts like standing up to Canada over maple syrup tariffs is the battle of Gettysburg.
For which he deserves a Purple Heart.
He got purple hands instead.
😂
Ok, comparing maple syrup to Gettysburg is clever and made me laugh. (I’m glad I live in VT - no tariffs on maple syrup here! 😉)
Don't say that too loudly!
VT would never hand over their maple syrup!! 😂
Still difficult to believe Canada & Mexico don’t trust us anymore. Ohhh wait, it’s basically the rest of the world now except for maybe prison boy in Central America and a couple of other authoritarian douche’s.
👍😊🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
The best gift for someone who never was playing with a full deck.
A truly great leader vs. a blithering idiot. How ashamed we should be, but MAGA DID THAT!
And MAGA keeps doing it. Paxton indeed
A good thing about Paxton. Best chance for defeat and gaining another sane Senator. The dolt is a crook, like his boss. Neither is competent to be a member of the Upper Chamber.
Brilliant (as always)! Thanks for the laugh this morning! 😂