A post on the Truth Anti-social site reported that Kash was on vacation during this reorganization so they inadvertently hired the spirit of MITCH MILLER as the head comedy writer.
This hire not only will assure audiences of good musical guests, it guarantee that all administration appointees will sing in unison when their opportunity arrives to testify at next year's Senate impeachment
PS. A Disney executive revealed that both KP and Mitch will have to comply with Peter Pecker's new facial hair policy.
we missed it ! the warning they were coming !!!! from the smothers to the yellow haired pigtailed girls in gingham, accompanied by the old man in the cracker barrel logo outfit should have seen it people should have seen it !!!!!
Octavia ~ my use of golf clap is more of an actual approval (polite, at that) of the comment made. I did not mean to be disagreeable, but instead I wanted to recognize the statement made as worthy of attention.
Hilarious comment, Ellen Hackman!! :-) !! (But is it true that mr Patel also tried out for the position of Rudolph on Santa's sleigh? I heard he was nosed out, so to speak, by Bambi. (?)
That's a hilarious idea! But since Patel has no discernable sense of humor, perhaps they should make the show more educational wherein instead of a funny monologue, he reads a couple of pages a night from Project 2025, informing us of everything we're in for, perfect for October Halloween fright nights.
Genius idea, Andy! The possibility itself is delicious. And Since so many people are boycotting ABC and Disney, he’ll have a smaller audience to please. He’s a laughingstock already, so the show will be a “sure thing.” 🤣🤣🤣
I believe Kashyap is an a**hole in training, therefore he needs the practice . . . as does Hitler Miller, because he is actually not capable of smiling, let alone laughing
After Iger kicked Kimmel off the air, Interesting to see what this will do for his wife, Willow Bay, who is dean of the USC Annenberg School of Communication and Journalism, and was planning to throw a big fundraiser for the International Women's Media Foundation at their home. The IWMF supports women and nonbinary people in the media, and presents various Courage in Journalism awards. Well hypocrisy is par for the course for the rich and powerful, apparently.
No need for writers. Kash is the joke. He just stares at camera. When it is time for a witty joke, he puts on his glasses. All the other deer just laugh and laugh.
So handsome, lighthearted and witty! Just what we need at this terrifying time.
A post on the Truth Anti-social site reported that Kash was on vacation during this reorganization so they inadvertently hired the spirit of MITCH MILLER as the head comedy writer.
This hire not only will assure audiences of good musical guests, it guarantee that all administration appointees will sing in unison when their opportunity arrives to testify at next year's Senate impeachment
PS. A Disney executive revealed that both KP and Mitch will have to comply with Peter Pecker's new facial hair policy.
OMG! You remember Mitch Miller The sing-alongs were so much fun😀
O'boy, with Mitch Miller in charge maybe he'll even get Spike Jones, as a special guest, to perform "Cocktails for Two.
And Leavitt-Noem-Gabbard for the Lennon Sisters. Can't wait!
Charis -- it's actually spelled Lenin Sisters -- da?
love it!
to balance the program, they're bringing back some of the Hee Haw cast as well . . . sing it with me, "gloom, despair, and agony on meeeeeee..."
Annette -- good choice since Hee-Haw actually replaced the Smothers Brothers when CBS canceled their Comedy Hour show.
I loved the Smothers Brothers! So CBS was up to bad tricks even back then!
we missed it ! the warning they were coming !!!! from the smothers to the yellow haired pigtailed girls in gingham, accompanied by the old man in the cracker barrel logo outfit should have seen it people should have seen it !!!!!
Or have Brewer & Shipley on to present "One toke over the line" in the original version.
I was raised listening to Spike Jones and Yogi Yorgessen.
I love Spike Jones
I knew Peter Pecker, and $ash is no Jedgar Hoover.
I don't know why, when I read Mitch Miller, that my brain substituted Mitch McConnell. Thank you for a good laugh, once I got it.
can you picture the Quisling Extraordinaire leading a sing-along?
So did I! But he meant Mitch Miller. I have his Christmas sing along on vinyl 😁
<golf clap>
What’s a “>golf clap<“???..??
when you appear to be agreeing when you're not at all, like smiling when you really want to say...
Huh? Annette's given me quite a few golf claps and I never asked.
Annette, I am crushed between your palms. But at least yours meet, unlike trump's.
no need to feel crushed, L.R., my "gesture" was meant to be approving and complimentary.
Octavia ~ my use of golf clap is more of an actual approval (polite, at that) of the comment made. I did not mean to be disagreeable, but instead I wanted to recognize the statement made as worthy of attention.
no worries all around, I hope- we all need each other
LOL!!
Hilarious comment, Ellen Hackman!! :-) !! (But is it true that mr Patel also tried out for the position of Rudolph on Santa's sleigh? I heard he was nosed out, so to speak, by Bambi. (?)
Didn't you hear? Puppy Killer Noem took out a contract on Santa 's Reindeer and replaced them with detainees
OMG as they say! :-) !!
<snicker> then all the reindeer loved him . . . not
Love “nosed out”!!
not to mention one helluva Bollywood dancer: https://youtube.com/shorts/2wL5WvcsUoo?si=SWUwd-2LtIXT3Pgw
great video, but its not real because Kashyap isn't that tall (LOL)
Ellen: YOU should write more!
So, to complete the circle does Jimmy have to replace the deer?
Patel stares at the screen for an hour and gives updates on Charley Kirk.
I wonder how much Visine he goes through each day . . . it has to be at least a quart.
More like several gallons poured into spray bottles.
That's a hilarious idea! But since Patel has no discernable sense of humor, perhaps they should make the show more educational wherein instead of a funny monologue, he reads a couple of pages a night from Project 2025, informing us of everything we're in for, perfect for October Halloween fright nights.
better yet - read from Epstein files
<golf clap>
“Deer in Headlights” would make an excellent name for Patel’s new show.
Headlight News!
Or Deer Tick In the Headlights.
Does anyone know if this guy can even crack a smile? His face might break. That would be funny.
How about "Dear Headlights" for a title?
100%! “Deer in the headlights”, Perfect!!!
Of course Laura Loomer will approve all guests on the show.
but of course!
She could be the side kick! Oh wait that should be Barbie Noman
That picture is giving me nightmares 😳 😫 😬
Me too!
All we are saying.. is give Cash a Chance
Good one!
Genius idea, Andy! The possibility itself is delicious. And Since so many people are boycotting ABC and Disney, he’ll have a smaller audience to please. He’s a laughingstock already, so the show will be a “sure thing.” 🤣🤣🤣
"The Wondeerful World of Disney" would work too!
that rates a groan
Bambi is back, and this time he's packing heat!
Oh, I adored “Bambi” as a child!!
Yes, Bambi was the sweetest young thing.
I thought the point of stand-up comedy was to make fun of the assholes, not play one yourself.
Perhaps I’ve been misinformed.
I believe Kashyap is an a**hole in training, therefore he needs the practice . . . as does Hitler Miller, because he is actually not capable of smiling, let alone laughing
some personal sacrifice might be necessary to get a point across
Love “sure thing!”
I’ll watch but only if Bob Kennedy fills in for Guillermo.
Keep it up Andy. The voice of humor and reason. Thank you.
I always say, I come for the column and I stay for the comments
After Iger kicked Kimmel off the air, Interesting to see what this will do for his wife, Willow Bay, who is dean of the USC Annenberg School of Communication and Journalism, and was planning to throw a big fundraiser for the International Women's Media Foundation at their home. The IWMF supports women and nonbinary people in the media, and presents various Courage in Journalism awards. Well hypocrisy is par for the course for the rich and powerful, apparently.
Love how you write “IWMF”. So concise! Thank you! Good to know the acronym……
Laughing at Andy’s brilliant satire is my antidote to crying.
😂😂😂😂😂Given the corporate knee-bending and ass kissing, the audience will be silent while the laugh track plays.
No need for writers. Kash is the joke. He just stares at camera. When it is time for a witty joke, he puts on his glasses. All the other deer just laugh and laugh.
I'd definitely watch that.
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I thought it was 'Tesler'?
Testicle- frozen concocktion on a stick.
<giggle> that, Al, is something many retrumplicans lack
Zounds, you've changed.
only red ones