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Elon Loses Again!

Elon Loses Again!

Jun 04, 2025
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Goodall with a far more interesting primate than Elon Musk. (Photo by SUMY SADURNI/AFP via Getty Images)

When the world’s most admired woman gets attacked by the world’s least interesting man, it’s no contest.

On my podcast, I recently had the honor of chatting with the legendary Dr. Jane Goodall, who told me a story I’d never heard before: the time Elon…

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