Share this postThe Borowitz ReportGuaranteed to Give You HopeCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMorePlayback speed×Share postShare post at current timeShare from 0:000:00/0:00Preview952Share this postThe Borowitz ReportGuaranteed to Give You HopeCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore18591Guaranteed to Give You HopeThe Andy Borowitz ShowMay 28, 2025∙ Paid952Share this postThe Borowitz ReportGuaranteed to Give You HopeCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore18591ShareAt 91, Dr. Jane Goodall is still traveling the planet and working to save it. In this exclusive interview, Jane covers a broad array of topics—including the time the World’s Most Exhausting Man, Elon Musk, attacked her online. (Guess who won?) NOTE: Subscription revenue will be donated to The Jane Goodall Institute, Jane’s conservation organization.SubscribeLeave a commentShareThis post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inThe Borowitz Report PodcastAndy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news. Andy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedRecent EpisodesLet’s Celebrate Trump’s Birthday with a Military TrialJun 14Emergency Episode: TACO FELL! Jun 11Trump’s New LowMay 17How to Piss Off JD VanceMay 15It's Dave Barry!May 13Emergency Episode: Don the Demented DotardMay 9How to Make Oklahoma Dumber May 8