I know, I'm getting sick and tired of us having to be above reproach. I really wanted that money from Soros. I had planned on investing it right back into the economy, who knows, maybe I wanted to buy one of the fine items Trump is constantly hawking.
in fairness,she has done at least 3 good things lately - stand against genocide in Gaza, call for the release of the Epstein files, and pushed to keep the health insurance subsidies the regime's cut to give tax "relief" /s to the ultra rich....
Now she should add one more 'good thing'...convince one more Republican to sign on to the Epstein discharge petition. That way, Johnson would have to recall the Representative, install Grijalva and vote to release the Epstein files.
That's because her supporters probably are going to be mad that they are losing their medicaid and ACA! But then again I'm sure she voted for the "Big Ugly Bill." To begin with!
We need to give the devil her due. After all, no other Republican is speaking out no matter how much their constituents will suffer from losing Medicaid and outrageous health insurance premiums. Nor do they evidence upset over genocide in Gaza...
I read that one missile exploded prematurely over the I-5. No one was injured but a CHP car was hit. I’m surprised that’s all that happened, besides the traffic fluster cluck.
Has I-5 turned into a parking lot, too? I remember in 2015 seeing the new Marina Del Rey freeway being a parking lot. So glad I don't live in SoCal any more, though I would much rather have California's governor than my Texas governor…
I did! Ed McMahon came back from the dead and arrived at my doorstep with an enormous, beach-blanket-sized check signed by Soros himself! In appreciation, I put another trump meme on my sign.
Finally, the truth is out. Soros had to pawn his orbital lasers to cover the Antifa payroll. Tragic, really. I heard the Rothschilds are starting a GoFundMe.
Jokes aside, it’s amazing how satire keeps having to explain itself to people who think parody is prophecy.
If millions of people march for democracy and your first thought is “they must be paid,” you’re not fighting tyranny—you’re auditioning for it.
Reality doesn’t need a financier. It just needs enough people to wake up.
To Agent Orange, doing anything is a transaction. If he were to march for anything, he would expect compensation. Look at how much compensation he's getting for pretending to fill the office of POTUS.
Please try to use an alternate phase to "welch" or "welcher". It is a corruption of Welsh or Welsher and is an old slur against the people of Wales by their neighbors in England. They were characterized as all being thieves...or not following through on payments owed, etc.
Thank you for explaining that. I am a Morgan, and I believe my ancestors came from Wales many, many years ago. They even fought in the Revolution! Maybe got paid for it. But I will forgive Soros this time.
wait wait who is the real non paying guy??? hint: married to a tall immigrant ,wears make up(no not the wife) has disappeared hair, owns only one suit ,sells merch(made in China) on line but never send the stuff to the buyers, never paid laborlores .... YEP you got it!!!!!
I was paid in cash in the form of a photocopy of a $1 bill. I just cashed it at the Maralago Republican Bank who charged me a $3 service fee! It’s tax deductible.
While we're at bridge standouts, the same truck drives by and the driver screams "How much are you getting paid?" We ignore him, although if I weren't afraid of going viral, I'd love to say "$2000 per hour. I do three of these a week, then go collect my cash in 20 dollar bills. I quit my full time job!"
I saw a sign that perfectly describes my feelings: "I wasn't paid to be here. I hate Trump for free." So, thanks for the offer, Mr. Soros, but you can keep my share with my blessings. I know those orbital lasers are not cheap to operate.
P.S.: I have no doubt the MAGAT morons (but I repeat myself) believe every word of this nonsense about George Soros paying us to be at the No Kings protests. It's their not-at-all-subtle revelation of their anti-Semitism.
My grandson (indigenous) and his partner (Central American, doesn't matter which pais) decided not to go for this reason, though they really wanted to...
Just a thought , but shouldn't the October Employment numbers spike severely, now that all of Antifa is gainfully employed? And can we expect Trump to take credit for that?
Well, let's see. One of them was--yawn--"No faux-king way" and the other, which I held up to traffic, was "If you're not afraid, you're not paying attention." Big letters, good background colors, George-approved.
Did you get your check?
As a member of the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps (Goyim Division), we aren't allowed to accept payment.
But are the space lasers kosher?
Nah. Chazerai. Tastes better that way.
As kāshēr as a knish
Oy!
No meat, no dairy together, so no problem!
I know, I'm getting sick and tired of us having to be above reproach. I really wanted that money from Soros. I had planned on investing it right back into the economy, who knows, maybe I wanted to buy one of the fine items Trump is constantly hawking.
He's offering the US Constitution on Ebay. The document, not the battle ship.
Darn! I wanted both!
Avoid the Trump watches! They bend both time and truth this way and that!
Well, we could all purchase soy beans from our US farmers with the Soros payment...
I was going to purchase one of Melania's meme coins, in honor of her upcoming Netflix documentary
Then I'm glad he stiffed you. NOT ONE PENNY TO THE
GRIFT MILL
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🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
That's true, sadly.
OTOH, we DO get to target Marjorie Taylor Greene and Nick Fuentes....
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in fairness,she has done at least 3 good things lately - stand against genocide in Gaza, call for the release of the Epstein files, and pushed to keep the health insurance subsidies the regime's cut to give tax "relief" /s to the ultra rich....
Now she should add one more 'good thing'...convince one more Republican to sign on to the Epstein discharge petition. That way, Johnson would have to recall the Representative, install Grijalva and vote to release the Epstein files.
That's because her supporters probably are going to be mad that they are losing their medicaid and ACA! But then again I'm sure she voted for the "Big Ugly Bill." To begin with!
We need to give the devil her due. After all, no other Republican is speaking out no matter how much their constituents will suffer from losing Medicaid and outrageous health insurance premiums. Nor do they evidence upset over genocide in Gaza...
Yeah, but she's still supporting Trump.
Okay, then—how about The Artist Formerly Known as "Trump Nazi Elmo"?
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Makes one wonder why doesn't it? Maybe
" blinded" on the road to Washington?
Can Damascus and revelation be far behind for her?
No. Sadly I was a no show because I got caught in the 1-5 shutdown chaos in SoCal. Damn I needed that money......
And, as a friend said about the rockets being fired over I-5, "what could possibly go wrong?"
I read that one missile exploded prematurely over the I-5. No one was injured but a CHP car was hit. I’m surprised that’s all that happened, besides the traffic fluster cluck.
Right. https://abcnews.go.com/US/marine-corps-shrapnel-hit-patrol-car-californias-5/story?id=126670403
Has I-5 turned into a parking lot, too? I remember in 2015 seeing the new Marina Del Rey freeway being a parking lot. So glad I don't live in SoCal any more, though I would much rather have California's governor than my Texas governor…
I have attended every protest and still haven't received my money from George !
Me neither
I only got an I.O.U.
I did! Ed McMahon came back from the dead and arrived at my doorstep with an enormous, beach-blanket-sized check signed by Soros himself! In appreciation, I put another trump meme on my sign.
I gave mine to local food banks suffering under Republican rule.
I saw a good sign at our rally:
“I don’t need payment,
I hate pedophiles for free!”
MOST EXCELLENT & 100% agreed!!!
hey, where's my money???
In snail mail!
That Soros scamp has owed me for more than 50 years; I should be living in a cottage with a white-water view.
-with a pool, a sauna, and room for a pony!
( for fans of "Keeping Up Appearances"!
I got a rock…Just call me Charlie Brown…
giggle
no
It was deposited online!
but then AWS had that glitch!
Still waiting for mine
No none of us did
Finally, the truth is out. Soros had to pawn his orbital lasers to cover the Antifa payroll. Tragic, really. I heard the Rothschilds are starting a GoFundMe.
Jokes aside, it’s amazing how satire keeps having to explain itself to people who think parody is prophecy.
If millions of people march for democracy and your first thought is “they must be paid,” you’re not fighting tyranny—you’re auditioning for it.
Reality doesn’t need a financier. It just needs enough people to wake up.
To Agent Orange, doing anything is a transaction. If he were to march for anything, he would expect compensation. Look at how much compensation he's getting for pretending to fill the office of POTUS.
I wonder if he gets a bonus each time he walks up or down a stairway without falling
I'd rather Dump gets no bonus and just falls.
Love your penultimate paragraph! Can I steal it???
Yes
Exactly right!!
Well said!
Always with the perfect words! You. Are. Brilliant!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
TRUTH!
--or slapped awake!
well said! The marchers are living in reality; the other side, not so much
And thank goodness for those who bring humor into these times - a great antidote to despair!
I'm still waiting for my checks from the last 10 rallies! 💸
Yeah, me too! Soros is a welcher.
Please try to use an alternate phase to "welch" or "welcher". It is a corruption of Welsh or Welsher and is an old slur against the people of Wales by their neighbors in England. They were characterized as all being thieves...or not following through on payments owed, etc.
Thank you for explaining that. I am a Morgan, and I believe my ancestors came from Wales many, many years ago. They even fought in the Revolution! Maybe got paid for it. But I will forgive Soros this time.
Dince when is Farkas Eelsh? Nu?
wait wait who is the real non paying guy??? hint: married to a tall immigrant ,wears make up(no not the wife) has disappeared hair, owns only one suit ,sells merch(made in China) on line but never send the stuff to the buyers, never paid laborlores .... YEP you got it!!!!!
Trumpty-Dumpty's finances had a great fall!
I’m going to send him a bill with a late fee attached to it. Then we’ll see how honest he is!
Hahaha!
Same here! I’m counting on that cash to get me through a general strike!
😏
Interest must be accruing......
Thanks to Soros' checks, I've already renovated my kitchen!
I was paid in cash in the form of a photocopy of a $1 bill. I just cashed it at the Maralago Republican Bank who charged me a $3 service fee! It’s tax deductible.
🤣 Good one!
I am so sorry - I initially misread the headline as GEORGE SANTOS, not GEORGE SOROS, I guess because Santos is likely to claim the credit.
Me too, actually. Did you hear Santos' little "speech" about how he was turning over a new leaf?? (I've got a bridge I can sell you.)
I bet he gets a nice job in the White House.....maybe official Ketchup Cleaner Upper.
<snort laugh> I can picture him in a french maid's outfit, with a towel over his forearm, following ConOLD around.
Oooo....kinky! With the high heels also!
Me too … and it wouldn’t have be any weirder than real life already is!😳
LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me, too!!!! I was so confused! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
George Santos IS George Soros
Where's MY check? I want my share! I was there. In my blue Tina Turner wig and "My Drag Name is Auntie Fa" sign. Who do I sue? 😜
🎊BRAVO, Auntie Fa!!!!🎉Another in a huge pile of original, American 🇺🇸🗽creative witticisms!!! Thanks for sharing!!
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Did stiletto heels come with that costume? If so, you might qualify for extra combat pay!
Oh, where were you? I am so sorry to have missed seeing you!
😅 Oh, I wish we could post pictures! I’d love to see this, It’s Come to This!
Well done Andy well done.
While we're at bridge standouts, the same truck drives by and the driver screams "How much are you getting paid?" We ignore him, although if I weren't afraid of going viral, I'd love to say "$2000 per hour. I do three of these a week, then go collect my cash in 20 dollar bills. I quit my full time job!"
Reflection. Guess who has paid some of his demonstrators?
Hmmmmm... Lemme give this one a big think...
hehehe
I saw a sign that perfectly describes my feelings: "I wasn't paid to be here. I hate Trump for free." So, thanks for the offer, Mr. Soros, but you can keep my share with my blessings. I know those orbital lasers are not cheap to operate.
P.S.: I have no doubt the MAGAT morons (but I repeat myself) believe every word of this nonsense about George Soros paying us to be at the No Kings protests. It's their not-at-all-subtle revelation of their anti-Semitism.
It must have really pissed off the Orange Menace that the massive crowds were so white.
It makes you wonder how big the protests would have been if the non-whites weren't too terrified (rightly so) to show up.
My grandson (indigenous) and his partner (Central American, doesn't matter which pais) decided not to go for this reason, though they really wanted to...
Good point.
I deposited mine quickly before Soros ran dry.
I forked over my Soros protest' proceeds to the contractor who's adding a huge ballroom to my house.
Just a thought , but shouldn't the October Employment numbers spike severely, now that all of Antifa is gainfully employed? And can we expect Trump to take credit for that?
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Five more bankruptcies and he can run for President!
"A deal's a deal" said no billionaire ever. I'm pretty sure that's how they got to be billionaires.
Maybe good billionaires make good! Or, more likely, aren’t stupid enough to offer such a thing. 😉
You know, Andy, you should post that on X, formerly twitter, and see how many people think it's true. On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.
If people really thought it true they would pay the money forward for the recurring Impeachment party and loss of job.
Oh, that is SO good. (But why didn't I demand more $? My sign was really excellent.)
Tell us what it said, please!
Well, let's see. One of them was--yawn--"No faux-king way" and the other, which I held up to traffic, was "If you're not afraid, you're not paying attention." Big letters, good background colors, George-approved.
No faux-ing way..excellent.
my husband's sign also