Andy, has Dorrinson uncovered the minimum IQ (insanity quotient) needed to be nominated to a cabinet or other high level position in this administration?
Between pet-u-lent Kristi, Peter pecker, viral Bobby and Justa, there's lots of competition!
Perhaps it's 1,500% higher than any other administrations in our nation's history? 🤔
I thought Kristi Gnome's star employee (or professional advisor)was the guy she's been having an affair with for years. He had to pay a $1000 fine and 50 hours of community service AND 8 hours of impulse control counseling in 2022. They sound perfect for each other.
THAT’S why the extensions are so important to her! And that’s why she (he) applies a half inch layer of makeup every day! Seriously, have they ever been seen together at the same time? 😉
Considering the gnome only wears lead-based make-up produced in some underdeveloped country, the tariffs have got to be bankrupting her; despite the fact that she buys it by the 55-gallon drum.
Looking at the two photos Andy posted, her face doesn't look bad. I tried looking at other photos, too, and her face doesn't look that bad. She must be extremely vain. (IMO)
Thanks a lot! Now I have the before and after image of that wench burned inside my brain! As Bluto Blutarsky on Animal House once famously said..”My advice to you is to drink heavily “
There was a very misleading part of the story that said Noem is like Trump but without the empathy. Trump has ZERO empathy and to suggest he might have even a nano particle of empathy is a gross suggestion.
Marilyn, IMO what Andy was saying is that Noem has even less empathy than trump who has none. I don't think there was any implication that trump has even an iota of empathy.
Their concerns about trans/drag people seems odd given the makeup by trump, eyeliner on VP, Noem's whatever look with "do pouty for me", and the Secy of War cosmetics. Geez.
She looks even crazier in that 2013 photo.
Hard to believe, but yes!
Andy, has Dorrinson uncovered the minimum IQ (insanity quotient) needed to be nominated to a cabinet or other high level position in this administration?
Between pet-u-lent Kristi, Peter pecker, viral Bobby and Justa, there's lots of competition!
Perhaps it's 1,500% higher than any other administrations in our nation's history? 🤔
Only 1500%?? Love your definition of IQ; it's perfect.
1500% lower, they make us dumber when we have to listen to them!
Regardless Paul, every member of the TBR community is over qualified for those positions.
Alan, you really need to supply us with ideas for hat and T shirt
merch.
She looks like a guest on Jerry springer. The “My neighbor killed my dog” episode. She’s the lunatic neighbor.
<appreciative applause>
Perfect!
Or Maury Povich...
And, she is crazy. Literally!
Agreed. And I am a retired psychotherapist who knows these things!🤣
Susan, Our glorious ruler needs to be sent to
a nice, padded room, right?
Without a doubt
She looks crazy,but Noem was also recognizable as a woman of a certain age.
Her MAGA glow up gives Noem that scary Stepford politician look favored by the woman in Trump's harem, excuse me,cabinet.
I suppose just dance vance will be shaving his beard now.
yes, Kegsbreath wants no "beardos".....but what to do about "fat general" tRump?
"General" no way is that tub of lard a General, I like Cadet Bonespurs.
We all need to bring back “Cadet Bonespurs.”
“Dementia Don” was big on Twitter for quite a while.
There is no X.
lol
Pentagon Petey said NO Beardos! Start shaving JD. And NO Fastsos... how 'bout that DJT.
Beardo Vance, yeah.
First they came for my implants….
They are eating my lipstick!
Lol! 😆
Good one!
LOL
Yet again, Andy, you knocked it out of the park (Go, Sox!). Thank you.
Maybe she will copy her star employee, Tom Homan and pick up a few bags of cash.
I thought Kristi Gnome's star employee (or professional advisor)was the guy she's been having an affair with for years. He had to pay a $1000 fine and 50 hours of community service AND 8 hours of impulse control counseling in 2022. They sound perfect for each other.
Ah, Corey Lewandowski, another fine representative of the tRump psycophants.
How do you know these things? I'm glad to find out who it is, and it seems like she's keeping very appropriate company.
and learn to mumble incoherently
I have a floor mop that looks like that .
I thought you were going to tell us that JD would have to take a step down from molesting couches to barcaloungers.
🤣🤣🤣
There's more to this. Noem is actually Stephen Miller in drag.
THAT’S why the extensions are so important to her! And that’s why she (he) applies a half inch layer of makeup every day! Seriously, have they ever been seen together at the same time? 😉
Exactly. BTW, she is also Tom Homan in drag.
I knew it!! I just knew it had to be true!
As they say, "there's no face like gnome."
well played, Sir!
What a ghastly image!
The horror,the horror
She’s so weird.
Let's be real, Noem has been over extended for a long time.
When Kristi can’t afford the makeup she trowels on every morning, she’ll be *really* pissed.
Considering the gnome only wears lead-based make-up produced in some underdeveloped country, the tariffs have got to be bankrupting her; despite the fact that she buys it by the 55-gallon drum.
Maybe she could raid trump's supply?
😂. I always think of his as spray-on traffic cone orange. She has some pocks that I think she’s attempting to fill in with mortar-like foundation.
Traffic cone orange - perfect. I did not know about her pocks, so thank you for that important information.
If you look closely at her face, it’s not smooth. Though the mortar does do some filling in. 😉
Looking at the two photos Andy posted, her face doesn't look bad. I tried looking at other photos, too, and her face doesn't look that bad. She must be extremely vain. (IMO)
Thanks a lot! Now I have the before and after image of that wench burned inside my brain! As Bluto Blutarsky on Animal House once famously said..”My advice to you is to drink heavily “
Senator blutarsky
Or possibly the brown buffalo
It’s startling to see how human she used to look!
Anyone looking for something more bloodcurdling on La Noem might “enjoy” NYMag’s big piece on her and her sinister no-we’re-not-a-couple boyfriend, Cory Lewandowski. I was literally just reading it (in a hard copy!) as Andy’s soothing post popped up: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/kristi-noem-corey-lewandowski-dhs-fema-trump-enforcers.html
I have long loved NY Mag.
Too bad one has to be a subscriber to read that article.
have you seen Kimberly Gargoyle's early looks?
and to think she could have afforded a REAL plastic surgeon
…thank God, no.
There was a very misleading part of the story that said Noem is like Trump but without the empathy. Trump has ZERO empathy and to suggest he might have even a nano particle of empathy is a gross suggestion.
Marilyn, IMO what Andy was saying is that Noem has even less empathy than trump who has none. I don't think there was any implication that trump has even an iota of empathy.
Their concerns about trans/drag people seems odd given the makeup by trump, eyeliner on VP, Noem's whatever look with "do pouty for me", and the Secy of War cosmetics. Geez.