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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Who else loves Country Joe?

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Rocket Master Man's avatar

we are old.

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Katherine P Duncan's avatar

But we ain't dead yet. Despite Trump's best efforts.

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David T Moran's avatar

And we will not go without a fight.

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Al Keim's avatar

Damn straight!

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Gail T's avatar

But interesting... and we used our right to free speech

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Annette's avatar

we are vintage!

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Anne B's avatar

Love that! Better than old 😮

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Aslo White's avatar

WE STOPPED A WAR!!!

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

lol

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P J Johnston's avatar

Yes but back then there was so much good music and so many types to choose from.

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Garnette Long's avatar

Older than dirt . . .

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Jack Vrooman's avatar

GIVE ME AN F

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LHS's avatar

In high school, students used to play that LP record in our lunchroom. As soon as we heard "Give me an F!" we yelled back, "F!". Lo and behold, a vice principal or other administrator would then be seen running to stop the record from playing. LOL

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Jocelyn B's avatar

I still have that record!

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Karen Miyashiro's avatar

Me too.!

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Greg Cummings's avatar

F

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Jocelyn B's avatar

GIVE ME A U

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Mark Lip's avatar

Give me a C. In HS I would have killed for a “C”, in just about any course ;-}

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Ha! You poor thing! What were you doing instead of getting As & Bs? I hope it was good creative fun!

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Mark Lip's avatar

Probably not as creative as it could have been. After all, it was the 60’s and I can remember the times.

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Bill's avatar

Battle of the chants: Perfect to offset the MAGA chant among the cultists. Can you imagine?

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Lyn Toriello's avatar

I was at Woodstock to see him. ❤️Although I always say if you remember Woodstock you only saw the movie!

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Barry Blue's avatar

🎶 By the time you got to Woodstock, you were half a million strong…

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LHS's avatar

"The New York State Throughway is closed, man!". (Still love Arlo.)

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Michael Diamond's avatar

Stay away from the brown acid.

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Nancy Brown's avatar

I was there, too. Part of the 1% not on drugs. I’m from Kentucky and we’re always a little behind everyone else.

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Mark Lip's avatar

You weren’t the only one not on drugs. That ended with the first few tokes I ever took. When Janis sang someone in our area passed around a bottle of Southern Comfort. We all took a swig and passed it on. During some of the rain a friend andI slept in a random car. We left on time to get home for sleep and our Monday morning summer jobs. Missed Hendrix and his wonderful, meaningful rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.

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Nancy Brown's avatar

My girlfriend and I had just left Cape Cod where we’d worked all summer. We were headed back to college and had no jobs so we stayed for the Monday performances. We went closer to the stage and saw Hendrix. What a great life I’ve had!

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Rebe's avatar

Lucky you!!!!! I watch the movie of Woodstock about every two years, and Jimi Hendrix is my favorite performer!!!!

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Nancy Brown's avatar

Any time the crowd is shown, I look for my friend and me. No joy, so far. My friend and I were interviewed by our local paper on Woodstock’s 50th anniversary. There’s a video interview, too. My 15 seconds of fame.

https://www.courier-journal.com/picture-gallery/entertainment/music/2019/08/09/woodstock-photos-two-kentucky-women-look-back-50-years-later/1959175001/

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Mark Lip's avatar

We applauded Ravi Shankar. He thanked the crowd and said that he was only tuning his sitar.

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Nancy Brown's avatar

😂😂😂

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Nancy Brown's avatar

My girlfriend and I had walked some distance from the concert when we heard Joan Baez singing again. We’d missed her the first time, so we headed back to the stage area to find they were playing her recordings.

We slept through Ravi Shankar’s playing and/or tuning.

How did you react to Sha Na Na? What a hoot! I figured the people on acid must have freaked out.

One of my favorite groups was Sly and the Family Stone.

I actually saw someone from college who drove past me and yelled. I didn’t recognize him because, like me, he had transformed into a hippie over the summer.

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Kathleen D. Shea's avatar

Jimmy Hendrix's rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner" was great and very American! It's too bad that he and Janis Joplin died so young.

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Lyn Toriello's avatar

True. two of the best. I saw her in Miami- her next to last concert.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Marvelous!

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Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

So you don’t remember much? 😁

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Lyn Toriello's avatar

I remember getting there. I remember the rain we slept in. I remember the announcements. I do remember the music although who and when is a fog.

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Chas Scollard's avatar

I just remember seeing a guy in line for the bathroom yelling «This country is dying and a disgrace. When I get to run the country it will be the greatest country the world has ever known with a military that is so invincible no one will ever dare to challenge it.

The rest of the world is ripping us off!»

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Raphael “Rafi” Rousseau Sason's avatar

Trump was there???

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Annette's avatar

LOL . . . can you picture ConOLD in a tie-dyed t-shirt and headband, lurking around in the mud?

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Nancy Morgan LeBar's avatar

Uh, probably not.

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Aslo White's avatar

😂

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Al Keim's avatar

😂🤣

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Oh, Golly! How fantastic! I was too young, and didn't have any money (I think I was in High School. I did go to Altamont, which was going to be Woodstock West ..... oh well. My friend & I were smart enough to get out when the Stones started playing and things started getting weird and scary.

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Susan Sterner's avatar

My two kids, ages 58 and 59, have never forgiven me for Not being at Woodstock!

They think that their “hippie mom” should have been there! LOL

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wendy moluf's avatar

I was just about a year too young to go, but man did I live with that envy for a while!

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Patris's avatar

We heard of it but didn’t go..

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Al Keim's avatar

My brother was there too! Did you guys meet?

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Alan's avatar
3dEdited

Andy, we can update Country Joe's Super Bird song:

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Super Bird for Super Don

Look, up yonder in the sky, now, what is that I see?

It's a bird it's a plane, it's a man insane, it's my President djt

He's flying high way up in the sky just like Superman,

But we have got a little piece of kryptonite,

And we'll flip him a super bird and bring him back to land.

Here's the original:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=55z2_y2lUYM

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Terrific!

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Lee Roscoe's avatar

One of the greatest songs! Country Joe, soundtrack to my life and era!

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Nancy Morgan LeBar's avatar

One of my most favorite songs ever. I go back and listen to it from time to time. More during the past 6 months. Somehow, it brings me some comfort. Maybe on June 14 we (at least those of us who know it) can sing it for old times sake. We ended that war (eventually) and we can end this so called "administration".

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Roger Fradenburgh's avatar

One of my college roommates had the album! A couple of others heard him play THAT SONG at Woodstock. My draft lottery number was 113 (Yes I'm that old).

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Michael Diamond's avatar

Mine was 36, but luckily Nixon declared Peace with Honor.

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Jay Phinizy's avatar

20!! Yikes!! The previous day was 301, bummer!

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Mary-Chilton van Hees's avatar

Lottery is no way to “man” an army!

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Jay Phinizy's avatar

Mary-Chilton - There are arguments either way, I did not have a choice I was pinned with the number 20,simply because June 4th is my birthday. If I remember correctly, the cutoff number was in the 130 range - depending on the draft board.

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Gordon Shumway's avatar

mandatory conscription is the only equitable way to do it - as they do in Finland and Switzerland

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Al Keim's avatar

Shirley Jackson

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Catwoman13's avatar

My contradance band played that tune often — it’s based on an old fiddle tune called Muskrat Ramble. (Sorry about the muskrat.)

We’d get to the refrain and everyone on the dance floor would sing it! One dance had over 400 dancers… maybe not Woodstock, but what a rush! A blast from a kinder, groovier past.

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Oooh, you had a contra dance band? Cool! I used to contra dance, and really enjoyed it it, although my true love was English country dance.

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Aslo White's avatar

Me too! (About contra dancing.) Where did you contra dance?

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Jocelyn B's avatar

First, the SF Bay Area, then Boston. When I came back home to SF, I didn't like what the contra scene here had become, so I stopped. :-( How about you?

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Aslo White's avatar

Glen Echo in the DC metro area. Also Baltimore.

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Neat! I once went to a folk festival somewhere around Glen Echo, back when I was in grad school in Boston. I was also part of a morris event in Baltimore - so much fun! Finally got to go to Bertha's and eat mussels!

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Dan Starr's avatar

“it’s based on an old fiddle tune called Muskrat Ramble”

Was the ramblin’ muskrat elongated?

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Al Keim's avatar

I can see it now! Thanks for that:-)

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Aslo White's avatar

Ah, contradancing…those were the days. What’s your band’s name?

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LHS's avatar

Me. Thanks for that. And wow, I had not heard that song in a very long time. My brother used to play that record at top volume. :) Makes me think I need to listen to some 60s protest music, like Phil Ochs. "There But for Fortune" and "Here's to the State of Mississippi" come to mind.

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Aslo White's avatar

Phil Ochs was one of the greats.

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Every righteous American loves Country Joe.

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The Rickster's avatar

Good choice in Country Joe. Andy, now you have solid evidence of the percentage of TBR readers who are “mature.”

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Jodie Pine's avatar

Mature and wise. We know what things are worth caring about.

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Annette's avatar

<standing ovation>

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Ha!

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Sharon Herrick's avatar

There have to be a million of us at least. Probably lots more than a million but I have trouble with math. It's not my advanced age, I've always had trouble with math. Country Joe and the Fish will absolutely will inspire my weekend. It's already playing on the juke box in my head. Thank you.

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Michael Diamond's avatar

Country Joe of blessed memory. Who can forget him standing onstage and yelling, "Give me an F!" It's more than any of the Republicans in Congress give. And we thought those guys were evil back then! Tricky Dick ain't got nothin' on Fondled Rump.

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Too young for Woodstock, but I got to see Country Joe & Joan Baez on stage together. That was fantastic.

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Mark Lip's avatar

Me too. I had the joy of being at that event.

I long for the days when you could hear a song, make out the words and even just hum the tune.

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Lynette Mason's avatar

I love him and sang that song and his others during the Vietnam era.

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Christina Ansari's avatar

I do, still today. I was too young when Woodstock took place but saw the movie later on in our small town cinema - the walls were trembling!

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Kevin Robbins's avatar

John Maynard Keynes’ “in the long run we’re all dead” and the Stoic’s “memento mori” also came to mind.

I’ve been saying for a long time that the GOP are all nihilists now and am just going with that, tho.

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Kevin, I decided a couple days ago that the administration is literally trying to kill us. "Memento Mori" indeed.

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kurt voight's avatar

Me!

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Wendy Grossman's avatar

While I appreciate you reminding me of the lyrics to that catchy anthem, I'm wondering about having tee-shirts printed with a variation of your tag line: Republicans - Still a Leading Cause of Death in the US

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

T shirts printed with the faces of Bondi, Noem, Ernst and Pirro,with the phrase "TACO Trump's Angels of Death"

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Gerry Boyce's avatar

I would replace Ernst with Steven Miller

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Jim McCarthy's avatar

Don't relace. Just add. If these jokers are willing to add Trump to Mt. Rushmore, we can certainly add Miller to a hypothetical T-shirt.

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Michael Little's avatar

How about Trump in person on Mt. Rushmore ... hanging by his fingernails ... with a Big Mac dangling in front of him ... and he reaches for it ... and ... watch out belooooooooooow! ... who else can we put up there? ... should be a very popular tourist destination ...

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John Townsend's avatar

--and he could be reeled up again and again to fall again and again!

The Modern Sisyphus!

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Michael Little's avatar

Our old friend Smoky Bear says "Remember, only YOU can prevent fascist fires!"

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John Townsend's avatar

The shirt would give off an air of brimstone!

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

That works!

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John Townsend's avatar

What would be the difference? Really?

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Gail T's avatar

Maybe just add him and not replace her. She did say what she said. So very Republican!

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When Republicans make these kind of spontaneous comments they are just responding how they are really think. We should not overlook their words but hold them accountable... make them explain. If they have a different agenda than to govern fairly for the sake of their constituents - and for our country - then make them explain truthfully in plain English what their real agenda is!!!

Time's up for coddling these public servants.

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Paulette Edelson's avatar

Why replace Ernst…just add Steven Miller

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John Townsend's avatar

Oh, to delete them both from the Matrix!

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Sandra Hardie's avatar

I'm deaf. I only read captions. I have a whole collection of what I call Caption Comics.

This on Chris Hayes program tonight: He was talking about Noem. The caption came out "gnome". Fitting but with apologies to any real gnomes out there.

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Annette's avatar

you need to publish your collection, Sandra... I bet it would be a best seller. A few weeks ago Andy had Sharon McMahon on and the captioning, when she was talking about JD Vance and the captioning read: Jay Deviance. <hands waving>

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Nancy Morgan LeBar's avatar

Those captions do have some strange and at times, appropriate spellings.

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John Townsend's avatar

--"Fallen Angels of Death".

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Annette's avatar

I would replace "angels" with "demons"

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Barry Blue's avatar

ICE would grab you off the street in a hot second

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Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

I’d buy one

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Lisa's avatar

Yes. Let's do this!

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Onyx Obsidian's avatar

I want that tee shirt👍

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Julie Lewis's avatar

Oh man I wish I’d have been in that audience! I’d probably be thrown out after I was done with cussing her out, but it would definitely be worth it.

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

At least the Republicans have a new slogan now!

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Linda Bernard's avatar

That and the Chicken TACO…

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Aslo White's avatar

Maybe we should send 500 chicken tacos to the White House…

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Linda Bernard's avatar

I saw somewhere that a number of TACO food trucks surrounded the White House and that someone wrote TACO in the sky. Not sure if these are true, but picking on him is cathartic.

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Annette's avatar

<golf clap>

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John Townsend's avatar

--and FOBS=full of bull-s**t.

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carol corsaro's avatar

its not enough to irritate TACO, there has to be a way to negate his actions!

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Michael Diamond's avatar

I guess that's what your government on retainer looks like. The Nazis only had speed.

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Robot Bender's avatar

Maybe we need to start throwing shoes...

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John Townsend's avatar

-and ice skates with blades!

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Julie Lewis's avatar

Excellent idea!

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Rena Cumby's avatar

When Joni Ernst said "Well, we're all going to die" - someone should have shouted - "How about you go first".

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOVE IT!

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ASBermant's avatar

Best answer!

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Bill Williamson's avatar

I would've said “Ladies first" and put my fingers up for quotes around ladies because she's more like a succubus only she comes in our nightmares rather than our dreams.

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Jay Wilson's avatar

Let's take Joni Ernst's healthcare away and see what happens...

https://jaywilson1.substack.com/p/were-all-going-to-die?r=10sd39

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Jack Vrooman's avatar

It's important work you're doing, Andy.

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Just reminding everyone of Country Joe is valuable.

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Lynn Tuohy's avatar

We also must remember Kasey Chambers. She did a version of her own making in 1999. “We’re all gonna die someday” just so we’d all know that life could be worse. You can dance to it too.

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John Townsend's avatar

--a stomp dance on the Trump administration?

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Lynn Tuohy's avatar

Great idea, John!

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Horacio C's avatar

That is what maga is thinking. Ernst simply spoke her mind.

They don’t care.

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Octavia Redwood's avatar

GOP version of,"Let them eat cake!"

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Barry Blue's avatar

Given how overweight they all are, they must eat a lot of cake.

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John Townsend's avatar

May MAGA choke on cake!

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Bill Williamson's avatar

Air would suffice so that cake, pie, and so on doesn't get wasted.

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Roger Fradenburgh's avatar

And, hopefully, helped write her own political obituary.

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John Townsend's avatar

The funeral can't come fast enough!

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Bill Williamson's avatar

No, her cremation can't come soon enough... You know, when she's been tied to a rocket to the sun.

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Bill Williamson's avatar

Allegedly, the polls say she's behind her Democratic opponent.

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Bill Williamson's avatar

She has a mind? Has that been proven?

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Horacio C's avatar

Great observation. I wonder what is between her two ears.

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Raphael “Rafi” Rousseau Sason's avatar

A straight wire

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Annette's avatar

not much, no doubt

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An Mcgreevy's avatar

In the 80’s I lived in a town where the woman mayor was married to an employee of Ciba Geigy a multinational chemical company that contaminated river, bay and ocean waters. When information about cancer rates among employees and residents became public, especially childhood cancers. She made the same remark, all of this is part of the Republican playbook.

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John Townsend's avatar

--of black arts and dirty tricks! Also redolent of sulfur!

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Annette's avatar

dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

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Mary-Chilton van Hees's avatar

Yet, when Hillary and Bill made a reference to everyone going to die in their health care plan, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE! There is always a heart involved in what you say. Are you heartless? Or are you just being honest.

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Bill Williamson's avatar

With the GOP it's probably both.

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Bonnie Svarstad's avatar

Thanks for sharing the music. It brought back memories for this 80+ year old anti war protestor who is disgusted and fed up w MAGAs, Trump, Musk, Ernst, and the rest of them!!

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Jane Gutsell's avatar

I spent my 20s protesting that unbearable tragedy and am sick at heart to be back on the streets carrying signs. But I am showing up! Was at a Thom Tillis protest just this afternoon. Still fighting for Power to the People!

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Simply Susan's avatar

Same here. I take exception to "Boomer" slurs. Then I patiently explain.

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John Townsend's avatar

--when a simple slap will do....

(Did I just write that? Beware the lid is off the id!)

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Jane Gutsell's avatar

I have, fortunately, never experienced a "boomer" slur. If I do, I will need instructions on how to patiently explain :)

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Frances López's avatar

I explain that I developed a political conscience largely b/c of the unjust war my gov't was waging in Southeast Asia. 18-year-olds could not vote at that time. Males of my generation were being killed off. Not everyone had a student deferment & had to serve. Some from my high school came back in a box or with severe injuries. Some survivors are now dealing with Parkinson's Disease brought on by exposure to Agent Orange. Many suffer from PTSD. I took to the streets back then with many others in protest.

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wendy moluf's avatar

A dear friend of mine who served in Vietnam Nam died several years ago of a rare form of cancer related to Agent Orange. Proud to have marched against that war - and now.

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Frances López's avatar

So sorry.

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Barbara Longbrook's avatar

Right on!!✌🏻

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Nancy Morgan LeBar's avatar

So we will be back on the streets with our signs. Make a LOT of NOISE while you are out there!

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Annette's avatar

<standing ovation>

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Joseph Stipanovich's avatar

Joni Ernst should be the first one on her block to have someone come home in a box.

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Dig the reference!

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Perhaps she has the skills to be the one. How about a remake of the movie, "Death Becomes Her"?

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Joseph Stipanovich's avatar

It works for me.

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Mary-Chilton van Hees's avatar

I would like seeing her body crumbling on the steps of the Capital Building; head here, legs over there, no one to scoop her up and put her together!

Hilarious, under appreciated movie!

Too bad Joni, your brain is never dying but your body is GONE! Live with it! Hahaha!

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John Townsend's avatar

A new toy: Joni-in-the-box!

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Bill Williamson's avatar

That would only be used during Halloween.

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Bill Williamson's avatar

Preferably herself.

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Michele Danza's avatar

I remember that song, Andy. A classic. Different subject--did you read that the CDC continues to advise that children should receive covid shots, even though RFK said it wouldn't? Pure chaos. If the CDC is in this much disarray. I can't imagine what's happening at the Pentagon. Scary.

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John Townsend's avatar

Everything scary now!

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carol corsaro's avatar

I aay Hooray for the CDC!!

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Steve Morris's avatar

Joni is welcome to lead the way and encourage other like-minded Republicans to join.

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LHS's avatar

Ah, the Lemming contingent of the Republican Party? (With apologies to lemmings.)

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John Townsend's avatar

The cliff can't be high enough!

Maybe off Mt. Rushmore? The fall, ricochet off Washington or Jefferson's nose, and

then hit the slag below hard!

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Bill Williamson's avatar

That's still not high enough. Try Mount Everest. Take her up by helicopter with No equipment and drop her on the most jagged edge.

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Rocket Master Man's avatar

"How about we do a recall on that comment and I use one of my lifelines to get a better answer?" Joni this morning.

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Harriet's avatar

Copyright infringement. Sue her.

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Dadgum Genius's avatar

Preach it

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John Townsend's avatar

Preach it. Teach it. Impeach the MAGA-s**t out of it!

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Bill Williamson's avatar

Who would want that blood money?

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Lawrence Gottlieb's avatar

Sweet Lorraine was a gas.

Joni Ernst is a FUCKING PIG

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Elizabeth M. (Massachusetts)'s avatar

Sir, your comment is an insult to actual pigs, sir!

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Lawrence Gottlieb's avatar

But not the human kind, madam

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Bill Williamson's avatar

She's a virus that even other viruses avoid.

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Katherine James's avatar

83 and still kicking.

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

I know!

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Michael Richmond's avatar

Something really "Fish"-y about all this.

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