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Joe Manchin Cedes Title of Most Despised Democrat in History to John Fetterman

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Andy Borowitz
May 11, 2026
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an emotional tribute on Monday, former Senator Joe Manchin ceded the title of most-despised Democrat in history to Senator John Fetterman.

“When I retired from the Senate, I thought that my record for being the most deeply reviled member of the Democratic Party was safe,” Manchin said. “Clearly, I was mistaken.”

“For fo…

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